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10 Great Scenes From Horrible Movies

Well at least this part was good

By Joe Oesterle     June 25, 2010
Source: www.joeartistwriter.com

It has been said that every cloud has a silver lining. If this is indeed true, it can also be assumed the converse is also just as factual, and every silver lining must have a cloud.
 
We here at Mania like to think of ourselves as glass half full kind of guys, and to that end, we pride ourselves in finding shiny metallic elements in each atmospheric mass of water particles floating high above. And so, ever the optimist, we present 10 GREAT SCENES FROM AWFUL MOVIES

 

10. Neo Vs. Smith

From: Matrix Revolutions
 
The first Matrix was sci-fi perfection, so maybe we were setting ourselves up for failure to expect the third one to be as intellectually rewarding. That said, sweet fight scenes are sometimes worth the price of admission, and in this case, while we can’t completely shake off the sting of disappointment of the film overall, Agent Smith and Neo do their level best to show us how the Superman vs. Captain Marvel climax should go down if they ever get around to filming Kingdom Come.
 
 
 

9.  Russell Gets Eaten

From: Deep Blue Sea
 
Samuel L. Jackson wanted those muther-effin’ sharks off his muther-effin’ top secret floating, remote muther-effin’ scientific muther-effin’ aquatic research facility. What was so muther-effin’ hard to understand about that?
 
 

8.  Darth Maul Duel

From: Star Wars Ep 1
 
Yeah, you’ve heard it all before, but you’re going to hear it again. Darth Maul is potentially the greatest never-realized villain in the entire history of motion pictures. He had the attitude, he had the charisma and he had the skills… sadly, and at the time surprisingly, we discovered George was suddenly lacking in that department.
 
As cool as the fight scene was, and as shocking as Qui Gon’s death was, Darth Maul deserved so much more. Of course so did the audience who had waited 16 years for this unmitigated crapfest. We know some of you liked this flick, but most of us would have rather been sliced in half.
 
 

 

7. Asteroid Shower

From: Armageddon
 
Sure the movie was a tad predictable and there were more than an acceptable amount of gaps in logic for our taste, but for pure outer space visual brilliance, let’s give it up for Harry Stamper’s stunning and spacey sacrificial suicide scene. There was never any doubt, Harry is da man.
 
 
 

6. Everyone Gets Cut In Half

From: Ghost Ship
 
There are pros and cons when you’re smaller than the average sized adult. When you’re only four feet tall, you can’t get on the cool rides at the local amusement park, but you also don’t get sliced neatly in two by the cable of death. Still it sucks when you’ve witnessed that much bloody carnage, and you’re still not deemed mature enough to go on Space Mountain.
 
 

5.  Creation of Sandman

From: Spider-Man 3
 
Escaped prisoner Flint Marko falls into the particle accelerator and becomes the tragic figure known as Sandman. We didn’t need Harry Osborn getting all Goblin-y, we didn’t need the kid from That 70’s Show getting all Venom-y, and we certainly didn’t need Peter Parker getting all Travolta-y. The scene where Flint Marko tried to pick up his daughter’s locket was hauntingly beautiful. That kind of exquisite filmmaking is too often only part of a high-end animation festival.
 
We would have paid $12 if they had the good sense to stop the film right there.
 
 
 

4. Drew Barrymore Taunts While Tied Down

From: Charlie's Angels
 
It’s not exactly Citizen Kane, and good thing too, because no one wants to see Orson Welles tied up in a chair with his legs spread wider than his legendary ego. Of course we’ll sacrifice intelligent plot, and revolutionary story-telling technique to watch Lucy Lui straddle a phallic-shaped rocket. And it doesn’t even need to be named Rosebud.
 
 

3. Arrival of the Silver Surfer

From: Fantastic Four 2
 
Shooting the tube through Manhattan skyline, passing through buildings and snuffing Johnny’s torch – the Silver Surfer’s first appearance seemed like everything we hoped for. Unfortunately as cool as the Sentinel of the Spaceways was, Galactus was at least as lame. We’d have preferred to see his gigantic purple hat/antenna on the big screen. A cosmic cloud indeed. Harumph!
 
 
 

2.  Kitty vs. Juggernaut

From: X-Men 3
 
Compared to the first two, X-Men III seemed like watching a really cool video game. Action replaced genuine emotion, and special effects substituted for substance, but some of that punching and exploding was pretty bitchin’ – as in, “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch.”
 
Good thing it was Kitty Pryde fighting the rampaging behemoth and not the wise-cracking teenage mom, Juno. She would have launched Chinese babies at helmet-headed heavy from one of those sporting event t-shirt guns.
 
 
 

1. Hulk Smash Tanks

From: The Hulk

We’ve seen bullets bounce of Superman’s chest since the black and white serials, but this is the first time we noticed the slugs making an impression on the skin. The bullets seemed more like really annoying mosquitoes than life-ending projectiles, but the mortar from the tank sincerely seemed to piss off the big green galoot.
 
While in real life, we all support the troops, we completely understand the Hulk’s agitation at our fine service men in this instance.
 
Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wrNMPRriwc
 
 
 
 If you didn't see this on Thursday, here is 10 Actors In Need of a Comeback and here are 10 Actors Who Stood Out Like Sore Thumbs In Period Films If Hollywood choices bother the crap out of you, check out 6 Annoying Things Hollywood Needs to Stop Doing John Wayne's passing was mentioned, you should also read 4 Actor's Deaths More Shocking Than a Movie.
 


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krathwardroid 6/25/2010 12:44:08 AM

They had their moments, didn't they? Though I didn't find all of these movies to be that terrible. Hulk and The Matrix Revolutions were two of the best on this list. And hey, don't forget the Alien and Predator duking it out in the first AVP movie. That was worth the price of admission right there.

Chopsaki 6/25/2010 1:07:44 AM

The Time Machine (2002): The scene when Guy Pearce visits the future only to see humans accidentally destroy the moon. Pretty cool shot of the moon breaking up. (That one was for you Wiseguy heh.)

boxker 6/25/2010 1:21:56 AM

Man, they are really falling in love with these lists aren't they. I liked Armeggedon and the hulk as well.  And I must say again, it kills me when people speak on any of the prequel trilogy movies and try to make it seem as if the original three were some Oscar masterpiece.

 

Chopsaki 6/25/2010 2:20:35 AM

Even though they had their faults most of these movies were still entertaining to varying degrees. It seems like your throwing around terms like awful and horrible rather loosely. I'd save that level of admonishment for movies like Battlefield Earth, Swept Away. & Kazzam ect.

DarthDuck 6/25/2010 4:12:28 AM

I know my prequel rant will fall of deaf ears so I'm moving on...

Totally agree with number one.  On the whole I didn't hate the movie but it certainly dragged to the point of insanity.  But the scene with the tanks saved the day.  That scene was awesome!

StarlightGuard 6/25/2010 5:40:35 AM

so basically you want to say "as long as people are dying, things go boom, and a hot girl looks like she wants to get laid I'm satisfied?"

of course this list is essentially preaching to the Mania choir here...with a few notable exceptions

...I've got Mythbusters for explosions, smutty movies for...well, the obvious, and what's the point of watching ANYONE die? that's not entertainment...

almostunbiased 6/25/2010 5:56:49 AM

Ok the video for number 6 is host of different movies, not sure what happened there, but dang.

I liked Armegeddon, sure it had its cheesy parts but over all a lot of fun.

I actually enjoyed several here on the list, though I wouldn't say any of these are great movies. That said these were some cool parts other than Jackson getting eaten by te shark the was a WTF moment if you ask me, not a great moment.
 

Wiseguy 6/25/2010 6:03:02 AM

Agree with Ghost Ship, horrible except for that scene which happens at the very beginning making the rest of the film seem that much worse

I LOVED The Hulk, loved it.

The Matrix movies peaked with the first and although they went steadily downhill none of them were horrible

Everything else I liked on different levels but wouldn't say anyone of them was horrible. Maybe I'm just too easy but I liked them
 

Thanks Chopsaki :)

hertensteine 6/25/2010 6:15:56 AM

Anyone notice that the title of this article on the main page said 10 great SCENCES instead of scenes... nice confusing misspell in large letters.

aegrant 6/25/2010 6:23:36 AM

Best scene in hulk - in my opinion - is when he kicked Talbot off of his porch... classic!

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