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10 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Should Never Happen

Never go there!

By Robert T. Trate     October 07, 2011
Source: Mania.com

 

It is that time of year again when everyone is pondering what to be for Halloween. The ladies out there are thinking: Should I be a sexy plumber or may be a sexy policeman? While this can be fun for post Halloween party activities, there are some “sexy” costumes that should just never happen. Since my Toy Maniac column has covered Halloween costumes before, I thought I would tackle this subject. Here are 10 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Should Never Happen.
 
10. Sexy Skeletor

10 Geek Halloween Costumes for Females

If this picture alone doesn’t scare the idea out of your head I don’t know what will. The internet really can be a scary place.
 
9. Sexy Darkman

10 Geek Halloween Costumes for Females

What would this costume be like? Obviously, it would have bandages but how about a mini-mini black trench coat. Thankfully, my imagination stopped there. A sexy horribly disfigured scientist is not something we want to see at Halloween.
 
8. Sexy Hellboy

10 Geek Halloween Costumes for Females

Big and burley really don’t apply to a sexy girl’s costume. The giant fist is a no brainer for the outfit. Then what? Shaved horns? A mini black vest and some leather pants? No. It is safe to say Sexy Hellboy will never happen. No way, Bub!
 
7. Sexy Mola-Ram

10 Geek Halloween Costumes for Females

Obviously Sexy Mola-Ram would have the burning heart and the horned helmet. No, this is another one that we will never see. Let us all thank Kali for that.
 
6. Sexy Samwise Gamgee

10 Geek Halloween Costumes for Females

Believe it or not, this almost happened. The internet was initially buzzing that Samwise was going to be female way back when. This never happened and searches for Sexy Hobbits have also come up empty. How would one make a Hobbit’s feet sexy, anyway?
 
5. Sexy Rorschach

10 Geek Halloween Costumes for Females

I suppose there would be a skimpy mask. There would definitely be a skimpy trench coat. Rorschach, like the other male members of the Watchmen, don’t lend themselves well to sexy female costumes. Though a female Dr. Manhattan is almost an Orion Slave Girl, right?
 
4. Sexy Swamp Thing

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Just do Poison Ivey instead. Need we say more? Besides, who really wants to have sexy plant as a date?
 
3. Sexy Jabba the Hutt

10 Geek Halloween Costumes for Females

Jabba doesn’t even wear clothes. Let’s just enjoy this artist’s rendition of Jessica Rabbit as Slave Leia. Slave Leia is always a winner if done right.
 
2. Sexy Toxic Avenger

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The dirty tutu and the disfigured face all mean sexy. Okay, it really doesn’t. I’m actually surprised that Troma Films hasn’t come up with this yet.
 
1. Sexy The Thing

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Perhaps in its original form it was sexy. It truly is a shame there will never be a Sexy Thing.
 
Robert Trate writes two weekly columns for Mania the DVD Shopping Bag and the Toy Maniac. Follow Robert on Twitter for his for Geek ramblings, Cosplay photos and film criticisms.

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Chopsaki 10/7/2011 2:53:43 AM

Sexy Skeletor might of just scarred me for life...

larkcall 10/7/2011 4:27:17 AM

Slow day...

jokerrocksyou 10/7/2011 5:24:02 AM

WTF sexy skeletor...who even drew that and thought it was a good idea..it looks like he is posing for Eternia Playgirl LOL...yes i would have to agree with most of this list but you left one off that they should never have...Sexy Jonah Hex LOL also sexy Greedo is a bad idea i know lucas tried it in the RTJ SE but come on who wants that thing sucking on your face lol

ObiWannaJones 10/7/2011 6:23:22 AM

Sexy Darth Vader:  just imagine the heavy breathing . . .

kinetoscope 10/7/2011 6:56:09 AM

The cover picture gave me hope for this article, then I saw the pictures (-Jessica) and my hopes were dashed. Did you do the 10 costumes that should be made? That's one I would like to see.

Rizing 10/7/2011 9:44:09 AM

This was a sexy waste of time. Even disturbing.

FerretJohn 10/7/2011 11:10:21 AM

Robert, this gives us a look into your sexual fantasies that just screams TMI!!!

swisshammer 10/7/2011 2:14:18 PM

I thought this article was going to be about real costumes that should not have been made even though they were sexy. What a letdown.

GreatOne 10/7/2011 9:39:10 PM

Sexy Skeletor is a rip off the old Burt Reynolds Cosmo centerfold.

XeroWarp 10/8/2011 7:32:38 AM

That was 45 seconds of my life I will never get back.

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