Are all of your articles as poorly written as this one?

Mmmmm... Poison Ivy. I might have a rash afterwards, but it would be SOOOOOOOOOO worth it.
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Yes, I have issues. Shut up.
I have actually seen a Sexy Darth Vader outfit. oddly enough...it works :)
Skeletor doing the infamous Burt Reynolds Cosmo pose was pretty harrowing, but the fact he had killed Battlecat to do it, made me laugh out loud...
Although I'm sure he's trying, I think the author of this thread needs some new material! LOL!