Stella's asked me to tell you that there will be no column this week because she's spending the day performing the very important ritual of having her hair highlighted and trimmed.
In the meantime, the Bloodline movie PR team have supposedly finally sent us the review DVD of Bloodline - The Movie, but it still hasn't arrived yet.
However, completely independently of this, the mysterious group who claim to have sent the Bloodline team on a wild goose chase have also decided to send us footage of the "real" tomb, to run as an exclusive here on Mania.
As usual in situations like this we have no idea what will actually happen, which is why Stella has decided to spend the day beautifying herself instead of speculating. So, we'll let you know what happens next week...
After that, we're going back to Chartres and then Stella's muttering something about going hunting for aliens over the summer, God help us.