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23.5 Degrees: More Bloodline Musings

By Stella Maris     October 04, 2008


Light blobs on the transept wall of Saint Sulpice in Paris
© Alain Brethereau
Okay, well I thought I'd do the decent thing and buy a proper commercial DVD of Bloodline--The Movie, even though I already had a complimentary review copy of it. Actually, to be honest, I really only bought it because I wanted to analyze their version of the "Dossiers Secrets", which was offered for free with advance orders.
 
So, we all got our advance order copies in the UK last week...
 
Firstly, the advertized free "Dossiers Secrets" wasn't included, after all, so we're having to chase for that (no response so far).
 
Secondly, be aware when ordering that the extremely basically-packaged UK PAL version of the DVD doesn't contain any extra "Bonus Features" or outtakes (as far as I can tell, unless there's a secret code needed to access the clips).
 
The NTSC version comes in a proper DVD case with blurb and contains a few extras such as excerpts from an interview with "Nicolas Haywood of the Priory of Sion", the "British Museum examines the 1st century chest" and the "Coded messages at the church of Saint-Sulpice in Paris, France", among other bits.
 
As I know both Saint Sulpice and the British Museum set-up very well, I made a beeline for those segments and immediately grasped why these scenes had been deleted from the original version of the movie…
 
A noted "expert" in the Sulpice outtake claimed that the gnomon in the church was actually the "marker for the Paris Meridian" that runs down to Rennes-le-Chateau... but anyone who spends even thirty seconds on a Google search can see for themselves that the Sulpice gnomon isn’t actually the same as the Paris Zero Meridian (which is located 300 meters to the east) - which doesn’t run through Rennes-le-Chateau itself, and not even through the so-called Poussin Tomb, even if it was.
 
Then, the "expert" explained how the sun comes in through a stained glass window (so far so good) on the Summer Solstice and runs along the "meridian line" across the church and up a significantly Egyptian-styled obelisk...
 
But, anyone who has spent any time actually watching this process will know that the gnomon is broken - the lens hasn't been functioning for years, so all you can see are blobs of light on the northern wall of the transept (in fact, you can actually see a lightblob in the background on the film sequence, if you know what you are looking for).
 
Furthermore, the sunbeam on the Summer Solstice was designed to alight on the marble plaque (on which they are actually standing in the film sequence) directly under the south transept window. The sunbeam aligns with the altar on the Equinoxes and only reaches as far as the obelisk on the Winter Solstice, when the sun is lower in the sky.
 
And there's no big coded secret about the obelisk. It was nothing more than just a clever way of accommodating the fact that Sulpice's transept is only 170 feet wide, which is 70 feet short of the 240 feet needed to measure the Midwinter sun at its furthest point (i.e., the exact solstice). So the astronomers came up with the clever idea of running the copper gnomon line vertically up the wall, incorporated into a decorative obelisk in the style of the Emperor Augustus' own Roman time keeping device (okay, which admittedly contained a real obelisk that Augustus had stolen from Egypt). The beam didn't even go all the way up to the gold ball at the top, it only went about halfway, because of the low angle of the sun on the solstice.
 
I won't even go into the rest of it, I'll just start ranting.
 
The British Museum sequence appears to be blatantly stage-managed. Ben Hammott is filmed walking into the museum carrying a supposedly ancient chest in what looks like bubble-wrap. He stops to ask directions at an Information desk in the lobby (if he'd genuinely had an appointment, then he would have known exactly where to go), then he's filmed walking through an exhibition hall and in and out of elevators. No information is given as to which department he attended or which expert he spoke to - he's only filmed "afterwards" waiting for an elevator again, describing his feelings about the meeting, which had allegedly just transpired, as "elated" because the dating of the artifacts had been confirmed by an unidentified museum expert as 1st century.
 
Anyway, I would recommend that, if you absolutely must see this film out of morbid curiosity, that you download it from the site for 6 bucks, especially since the UK PAL version doesn't include any extras anyway.
 
Or, better still, if I had the time and the resources, I'd organize a free Bloodline screening party for all and sundry here in London, where we could all dress up as Templars and drink Bloody Marys... at least that way we might have more fun than I heard the attendees of the screening in Rennes-le-Chateau had.
 
Sorry, I just had to get all that off my chest (no pun intended!). I'll let you know if I ever get my "free" Haywood dossiers...
 
Lastly, a secret squirrel message to Bruce Burgess... if you want to have a whinge at me, there's no point in asking Michael Baigent for my private email address - all you need to do is scroll down to the "Contact Us" link below and Chip will happily forward your message to me.

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ProfessorW 10/4/2008 1:53:04 AM
I’d read reviews of BTM on Mania and in US websites, so I wasn’t expecting very much. However, now that I’ve seen BTM in its entirety, I think the reviews have missed the point of the film. You’d have to be an idiot to take it at face value. It’s a spoof. It does for the religious mysteries brigade what Spinal Tap did for heavy metal.<br /> There are some priceless moments in BTM: the interviews with the visionary Margaret Cuckoobird and with the spooky Priory of Sion Man, Hannibal Lecter’s younger brother: “I know really, really secret things, but if you want to ask me lots of questions about them, that’s ok too …â€<br /> But the highlight of the “mockumentary†was the opening of various secret bottles in someone’s kitchen – the way the director of BTM balanced – Rob Reiner-style – the spectator’s impression that these “archaeologists†were bumbling idiots with the merest soupçon of suspicion that they had actually found secret treasures from the first century was priceless. Christopher Guest couldn’t have played the kitchen scene more convincingly.<br /> My only slight quibble was that by the time the secret tomb and cadaver were found I was getting a little bored. I cannot remember in the end whether the corpse was Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis or whoever, but I guess we’ll find that out if BTM 2 ever gets made. For me, the volume really went up to eleven…<br />
StellaMaris 10/4/2008 11:49:28 PM
I love the Spinal Tap comparison, W... I wish I'd thought of it first!
ProfessorW 10/5/2008 2:41:30 AM
... I'm surprised that more people haven't taken BTM as a spoof. Alternatively, I have another theory. What if the director didn't know that he was participating in a huge April Fool's joke? - if you like, a sort of Blair Witch Project, where the director had believed that he was filming a documentary, while all the rest of the crew knew that they were participating in a work of fiction... If my theory holds water, then Mr Hayward deserves an oscar for his performance and I don't think anyone should be too hard on Mr Burgess. Remember, Lord Dacre was certain that the Hitler diaries were genuine... Wanting to believe something is a great human weakness.
MortemForay 10/9/2008 2:45:44 AM
The "Dossiers Secrets" when they finally surface should hopefully hold some value, they may even be worth feeding to the mice (or have they already digested them?!).<br /> <br /> As for the rest of this bloody tale, it's not over until the shrouded one sings...<br /> <br /> "Bloodline II - The Return of the Kerching!"
StellaMaris 10/10/2008 12:57:10 AM
We've already had the "real" Dossiers Secrets for years, so I'm sure The Mice must have ingested them by now. We were curious to see the "Bloodline" version, which contains Haywood's email correspondence. We know the story of how Haywood got involved with the Bloodline "experts", so if the "secrets" are anything like the information in the Saint Sulpice segment, then we'll know for sure that the Bloodline team were "prankstered". Anyway, we still haven't heard a peep from the Bloodline team about why they didn't include the free Dosses with our advance order, as advertised... we could buy them separately for $35 off the site, but I don't think I'm that curious.
Hephaelios 10/11/2008 1:55:23 AM
look - Nov 5th 2008 None of this ridiculousness materes anymore once you find the double see.
kamchatka 10/12/2008 5:08:42 PM
... Sorry to be stupid, but what is special about 5 November and what is double see/double C?
ProfessorW 10/13/2008 3:17:10 AM
Cup size?
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