Mania Grade: C+
Issue: 5
Authors: Frank Miller, Jim Lee, Scott Williams, Alex Sinclair
Publisher: DC
Price: $2.99
Issue: 5
Authors: Frank Miller, Jim Lee, Scott Williams, Alex Sinclair
Publisher: DC
Price: $2.99
All-Star Batman and Robin # 5
By: Kurt AmackerReview Date: Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Words fail me when reviewing DC’s All-Star Batman and Robin. On a gut level, I want to harshly criticize the book for its ridiculous delays and for its showcase of Frank Miller’s worst qualities as a writer. The humor comes off as intentionally offensive; he repeats bombastic phrases for effect, with none in sight; and the entire issue covers surprisingly little ground. We see Batman foil an attempted rape and injure the attackers. During that episode, the members of the future Justice League of America – Superman, the Green Lantern, Plastic Man, and Wonder Woman – meet to discuss the Batman and the awful name he gives costumed heroes. By now you’ve likely heard that All-Star Wonder Woman hates men with a burning passion. She refers to the first one she passes as “sperm bank.” Miller reaches into his bag of Sin City tricks when Superman passionately kisses Wonder Woman after she tells the assembled heroes that she hates their guts and they make her sick (twice). Nonetheless, she storms off and tells them to take on Batman themselves, adding that she’ll take care of him after they fail. Miller punctuates her exit with some ham-fisted Golden Age narration, stating “In time, the bonds will form. These four will become legends. The stuff that dreams are made of. The Justice League of America. For now, they are creatures of accident and destiny. Each seeking their way. To truth. To justice. Right this moment, it seems there’s only one man standing in their way…” I love sentence fragments, while we’re at it. Miller shows us a couple of cool moments with Alfred and Robin, but they fail to compensate for the rest of the issue.
I said that my first inclination remains to trash this fifth issue with the same acumen with which I did the first four. But, the entire approach feels so bombastic and over-the-top that I think Miller means every word of it. I can’t fathom why he feels the need to adopt such an absurd approach in a series meant to render Batman iconically, rather than ironically. Miller has stated that All-Star Batman and Robin exists in his own loose Batman continuity that includes Year One, The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes Again, and Spawn/Batman. And yet, that defies the series’s mandate – to show the Batman as everyone knows him, be they comic readers or not.
This feels like a postmodern, at times even mean-spirited approach to the history of the DC Universe. That might be your thing, but I think I’m through with this series.
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Miller's great in his own little universes, but he stopped playing ball with all the other kids a loooong time ago. Hence the reason why he should never be allowed near an established comic book character ever again.
Oh, and your 'C+' grade was very generous. I would have given it a D-.