Penn Adapting Gibbs' LAST EQUATION - May 22, 2008 - 12:54am
sounds likes a science trip and i love this type of shit.
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Mel Brooks Talks New SMART - May 22, 2008 - 12:53am
mel brooks is one of the greatest comedy writers/directors/producers EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marvel Bringing the RUNAWAYS to Theaters - May 22, 2008 - 12:49am
this could be some kick ass shit!
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New KNIGHT Gadgets At Official Site - May 22, 2008 - 12:37am
i'm not gonna look cause i don't wanna know too much.
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metalocalypse Comic Con Exclusive - May 22, 2008 - 12:35am
DETHKLOK FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laura Dern Returns for JURASSIC 4 - May 22, 2008 - 12:20am
make it r and i am sold!!!
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iron Scribes Penning HIGHLANDER Remake - May 22, 2008 - 12:18am
sonyman my chi-town bro you hit the nail on the head if the comic book world can not keep its shit straight why should we expect follywood to do the same!
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOBBIT Enters Pre-Production with Returning Cast - May 22, 2008 - 12:04am
jarrod i totally agree with the no hitter stuff and i can at least recall a dozen and thats means at least twice that # of occasions that a retarded announcer has jinxed a no hitter here in chi-town (excluding radio pat and ron they kick ass).
anyway i am looking forward to the hobbit films.
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TV Review of SMALLVILLE: Arctic - May 21, 2008 - 11:45pm
i am so glad i am not a superman guy, cause this was a disappointing season finale and supernatural kicked its ass 365/366 days of the year. anyway some good ideas in these comments and this episode may have been a c/c+ it was easily an f for a season finale by any self respecting shows standards and leaves no good expectations for the next season this show seems like some assholes who gain control of a character and decide i have to do what has never been done with this guy before but i also i have to make it watchable for the 90210 morons of the world. that's just the way it seems to me, i'm really looking forward to how brainiac should come back, cause it should go down with brainiac having dozens of bases around the globe and have back up bodies and almost up to date back up memory of his current events/actions.
midnightson kring decided that after the negative reaction the second season he would pour more time into the third season and not return after the strike, in order to make the third season as good as he can, although i think he should recruit some back up writers.
also i like the maniac grade stuff but how do we affect it, tell me how mania!
OH YEAH I GOT A JOB WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comicscape: What is Owed? Continuity for New and Old Readers - May 21, 2008 - 11:08pm
ponyboy and darkheart we seem to be on the same brain wavelength. marvel needs its own gordan ramsey to kicks its ass and swear/curse a motherfuckin' blue streak to keep those assholes in line.
merin it is almost shocking to read you again, i know the new layout sucks but the regulars have been bearing and i thought you would too (not saying you haven't been around but you haven't been saying much if anything.).
lister i did not know all of that it seems i will have to backtrack and pick up those cap back issues and guardians of the galaxy and read my avengers invaders thanks.
and kurt very good article.
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Gyllenhaal & Atherton Set to Lead PERSIA - May 20, 2008 - 11:18pm
now while jake was great in BUBBLE BOY and DONNIE DARKO, i MIGHT be able to see him as the prince if he tans well and good and dark, also it could be nice to see him get into the role of action hero.
Bale Confirmed for Whole TERMINATOR Trilogy - May 20, 2008 - 10:53pm
everybody chill if i am not mistaken bale signed for 3 bats films (i hope he signs for 3 more) so i would just expect to see bale doing terminator and bats and not much if anything else.
MGM Planning New ROBOCOP & RED DAWN? - May 19, 2008 - 02:00am
GET FRANK MILLER FOR ROBOCOP AND GIVE HIM COMPLETE CREATIVE CONTROL SO WE MAY FINALLY SEE ROBOCOP AS IT WAS ENVISIONED BY THE ONE OF THE DARKEST AND BRILLIANT MINDS OF OUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top Maniacal Rumors: Pitt Wielding a Mighty Hammer? - May 19, 2008 - 01:54am
a thor movie does not need blake in it at all and pitt would make a great thor.
thor is a god and doesn't need to all musclebound because he is a FUCKING GOD!!!!
but yes he does need to be cut, ripped and jacked.
i would prefer no blake at all cause then you just take away from thors' asskickery time in a movie.
and as for mack i just wish they'd kill the bitch already!
New HULK Trailer - May 14, 2008 - 11:43pm
aww velgron you intelligent woman you took the words out of my mouth about trailers.
HEROES Season Three Promo - May 14, 2008 - 11:27pm
velgron you sexy intellectual lady you, you are right about the season thing and if season 3 is anything short of insane cubed i am going to shit a brick of sweet sticky green cause that is what it will take to make me get over it/forget it!
De Bont to Make POINT - May 14, 2008 - 11:14pm
fft my friend i think point break was almost okay and a sequel might be almost decent. besides de bont makes alright/good/great action films.
ponyboy while mcconaughey is a decent actor i can't quite see him as the cap and ponyboy forget reign of fire and check frailty and if you have check it again brother!
Adam Brody Talks LEAGUE, Flash - May 14, 2008 - 11:03pm
i am somewhat torn on this movie while after recently being introduced to JLA via sonyman and our chicago connection, i want to see a movie but... i know brody actually has some chops but the rest of the cast is like huh? common should play a more prevalent and established character (as in he should be a superhero that is not just another in a line of heroes who share the same name/title).
NOSFERATU's Schreck to be Examined - May 14, 2008 - 10:51pm
haven't seen Nosferatu, but it is on my to view list and i am sure not to be disappointed.
Cage Set for BAD Remake - May 14, 2008 - 12:09am
DarkLord DAWN OF THE DEAD man c'mon now brother, but with that and the thing i am at a loss for anything else at the moment.
IRON MAN Takes Checkered Flag - May 13, 2008 - 09:33pm
that's what i've been thinking almostunbiased. even though i heard it sucked from a friend of mine, it may be good or even great when i see it the way i want to, at home alone, in a cloudy room and trippin' balls!
DRAGONBALL - Chatwin as Goku - May 13, 2008 - 09:25pm
jedi it is already worse, check out wikipedias page for the movie and you will see the only possible good thing is marsters as king piccolo and even then if he ain't green and whatnot well then it will be worse than street fighter and double dragon combined. oh and if you google it (you will have to try a few different keyword searches) you can find even more horrible set pictures.
i guess this applies to you too tbones if you want more pics and info.
X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE Trading Cards - May 12, 2008 - 12:32am
aww come on now what the fuck, i was under the assumption that magick and yu-gi-oh were the pinnacle of the battle/trading card world. i have watch 2 of my best friends play and it was actually very fucking entertaining to say the least. but x-files trading cards is just retarded.
IRON MAN Takes Checkered Flag - May 12, 2008 - 12:21am
y'know i keep hearing speed racer was bad if not so-so, but i do recall a bet being placed on the second week of release to determine the outcome of said bet.
X-FORCE #3 - May 12, 2008 - 12:17am
x-force has great potential but only time will tell on this one, perhaps a year from now x-force will rock the shit or blow donkey balls.
From Indy to Tintin to Lincoln - May 12, 2008 - 12:11am
if he does do lincoln i hope it does it 100% truthful (as far as we know it) and doesn't back down to pressure from studios.
DONNIE DARKO Sequel - May 10, 2008 - 11:30pm
sounds like a plan to destroy the name of a great movie.
HEROES Season Three Promo - May 10, 2008 - 11:28pm
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooooyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPEED RACER - May 10, 2008 - 11:24pm
heard from a friend today that the movie sucks (very dis hearting), but it will probably still rake it in over time, cause the kiddies love colors.
TERMINATOR 4 is PG-13? - May 09, 2008 - 02:16am
gauley i'm serious, bastard was my first if not favorite word although i thought it meant beach ball but i was running around saying bastard, bastard, bastard. i'm simply a child of the times my fellow maniacs.
TV Wasteland: New Web Content in Fall - May 09, 2008 - 02:12am
smallville was actually a great episode but when i found out next week is the last episode of the season it is no real surprise then.
supernatural was off the hook this week mo'fo' maniacs, but it is also the second to last episode of the season, which is again no surprise to why they were great episodes.
New Round of MANIA Trivia Is Live! - May 09, 2008 - 02:07am
if this game fucks even once just stop playing it ain't worth it, besides the multiple choice quiz is a lot more fun and not even the slightest bit frustrating, just sayin' is all.
Perlman Cast in Martial Arts Flick - May 09, 2008 - 02:03am
i'd love to see ron as a villian again and the cast looks very good if not great.
Would Miller Do BUCK ROGERS? - May 09, 2008 - 02:02am
if miller does buck rogers it can only be great, cause miller is a sick twisted fuck just like clive barker, myself and others. i just wish miller would reboot robocop and do it the way he wanted to and kurtwood smith and miguel ferrer would definitly be great in a robocop reboot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Verbinski Gets BIOSHOCK - May 09, 2008 - 01:51am
mla my friend you seem to have some inner conflict here. i have never played this game but i watched one of my best friends play this game and it is more depp than reeeves.
SPEED RACER - May 09, 2008 - 01:47am
i never cared for the cartoon, but this movie makes me wanna trip balls and freak out in a very great and awesome way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if anyone has got a problem with that fuck off, you no fun loving bitch ass muddafuckka!!!!
TV Wasteland: New Web Content in Fall - May 08, 2008 - 04:09am
you are absolutely right ponyboy and comicscape didn't appear till wednesday afternoon/late morning.
Comicscape: I Am Iron Man - May 08, 2008 - 01:27am
wiseguy and myself have been pitching a fusion of ultimate and classic marvel for a few days or more, which is what iron man the movie felt like to me.
also i know of at least a dozen people following cable and all x-titles cause we are fanatics good or bad we read.
TV Wasteland: New Web Content in Fall - May 08, 2008 - 01:18am
supernatural sounds like what we have been waiting for a while with main arc implications and smallville sounds like more stalling bullshit.
Root Draws BLOOD - May 08, 2008 - 01:12am
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK i wish i still had HBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morales Joins CAPRICA - May 08, 2008 - 01:11am
a great actor joining a great production, word bitch.
GTA IV Sets Record - May 08, 2008 - 01:10am
no suprise here, if i had a job i would have a 360 with the means of my tax refund, but no such luck yet (cross your fingers for me my fellow maniacs and say a prayer if in line with your beliefs i'll take all i can get thank you my fellow geeks\nerds\dorks).
Fox is off to WAR - May 08, 2008 - 01:06am
exfan i'm with you small soldiers was solid.
DESTRO from G.I. JOE - May 08, 2008 - 12:58am
Gauley my brother we never included the X-Men costumes in our one and only argument, are you saying that X-Men wouldn't have worked if they wore navy\dark blue instead of black?
just asking is all.
Hill Out of TRANSFORMERS 2 - May 08, 2008 - 12:55am
as jonniej and other maniacs feel i agree that jonah and TF is\are better off separate from each other and chocobar (you delicious bastard you, sorry i'm a chocoholic and future if not alraedy diabetic) don't sweat it sarcasm doesn't translate in type pretty much at all.
TERMINATOR 4 is PG-13? - May 08, 2008 - 12:46am
my first word was BASTARD and it only evolves from there nuff said (don't get my parents wrong now they don't like my language but there both old school, my mom's turning 65, okay not exactly nuff said.).
MISSION Not So Impossible? - May 08, 2008 - 12:30am
mla sony was being sarcastic i know this because i've chilled with him in person.
i have a suspicion that some of the scientologist's are sort of poking fun of other religions by "believing" something even more ludicrous, but maybe i'm giving them too much credit.
anyway i love MI and MI:2 SUCKED HARD, i have yet to see MI:3 but hear good things.
First Look at JOE's Heavy Duty - May 08, 2008 - 12:20am
jonniej, jonniej, jonniej, jonniej, jonniej, jonniej, Street Fighter was gay and cheesy because it was a low budget film with a horrible script, when it should have been a blockbuster budget with a solid script (with a bunch of in inaccuracy's of course).
Gauley my brother we never included the X-Men costumes in our one and only argument, are you saying that X-Men wouldn't have worked if they wore navy\dark blue instead of black?
Back on topic, black only works at night for camouflage and if they where black at any point during daylight it is just fucking retarded.
DESTRO from G.I. JOE - May 07, 2008 - 11:58pm
J.G.L. is outstanding in an indie movie called Manic which is totally awesome.
Why no mask? I hope he wears it for a good 30 minutes, also a very good actor possibly great, but time and casting and role choice will tell.
TERMINATOR 4 is PG-13? - May 05, 2008 - 03:21pm
pg-13? no fucking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IRON MAN - May 05, 2008 - 03:18pm
i would prefer cap with the mask, thor with the ultimate look and a 50/50 merging of the personalities.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we got the width back in our comments column.
thank you mania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets see if we get paragraph breaks as well.
IRON MAN - May 05, 2008 - 01:17pm
gauley i think superfrank might have been referring to the cartoon, but either way i feel the best way to do avengers and co. is a combination of marvel and ultimate.
IRON Launches To Top With 104.2 Mil Debut - May 05, 2008 - 01:12pm
gauley i think marvel should approach the avengers and co. movies with more of a fusion of marvel and ultimate. the incredible hulk looks like it's done that way(with the super soldier serum, but not eating people, but possibly killing by the hulk) and iron man felt like a fusion of the 2 universes.
IRON MAN - May 03, 2008 - 11:46pm
saw it thursday, saw it friday, saw it today and it is the BEST comic book movie EVER!!!!!!!! but only cause i'm a marvel guy don't get me wrong now batman is in opinion the best of all dc guys and if they hadn't fucked up the suit for begins then the fights scenes would have probably been great but it they were what they were. if not for that it would probaly be a 3 way tie of hellboy, iron man and batman begins.
Pathe Ready to Tackle DESCENT 2 - May 03, 2008 - 12:39am
not a good plot for a sequel, that chick never made it out of the cave and makes this plot retarded. now a search party venturing into the caves is more practical and before anyone says "but nobody knew they went into those caves" they left 2 SUVs behind and eventually someone will find those SUVs.
IRON MAN - May 02, 2008 - 01:28am
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Mania's Top Maniacal Rumors: Let's Talk War Machines and Wonder Woman - May 02, 2008 - 01:22am
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Superbad's Jonah Hill in TRANSFORMERS 2? - May 01, 2008 - 06:13pm
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Update: No More Bootleg, New KNIGHT Posters - Apr 30, 2008 - 08:50pm
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.............bobcock08 never gonna give you up never gonna let you down, hahahahahahaha would have been funnier if it was the family guy spoof y'know i think i'll look for a link.......................
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and here it is http://www.clipser.com/watch_video.php?vid=21742 also in this clip the origin(sort of) of peter vs the giant chicken.
HULK Gets Angry in New Online Photos - Apr 30, 2008 - 01:16pm
yes mla hulk still looks shiny and i hope they fix that for the release but if not i will probably get over it and enjoy the good movie i'm expecting from norton and company.
Superbad's Jonah Hill in TRANSFORMERS 2? - Apr 30, 2008 - 01:01pm
hey jonnie the sad thing is those scenes with the autobots looking stupid are just like the shit cartoons they put out with transformers name on it these days the only thing missing was a little kid getting pissed and the autobots cringing like daddy just pulled out the belt.............janoh hill = F U N N Y exclamation point! yeah gauley there does seem to be a lot of anti-comedy around here.
Batman Begins' Tone Influencing WOLVERINE? - Apr 30, 2008 - 12:49pm
thanks 20105 for saying what i wanted to say last night/early morning but i was to tired to pull together my thoughts................................
thanks for changing the title of the article jarrod it definitely feels more appropriate.
HULK Gets Angry in New Online Photos - Apr 30, 2008 - 02:17am
cgi looks better than before and hulks' waist looks more proportional than before, all in all good stuff.
The Mania Manifesto: Top Six Reasons Grand Theft Auto IV Will Suck - Apr 28, 2008 - 12:49pm
yes taydor you are absolutely right it is fucking awesome to have some scientific proof, someday down the line some scientist is going to hold a press conference and say "video games deter violent behavior." and i that day i will spark a fat bowl of sweet sticky green and just smile.
Summit Takes on Sci-Fi ARENA - Apr 28, 2008 - 03:44am
that sounds very cool, as long as they get good fighters for the various warriors.
The Mania Manifesto: Top Six Reasons Grand Theft Auto IV Will Suck - Apr 28, 2008 - 03:42am
thanks for the link taydor, but i already knew that would be the result of such a study. it's common sense to me that if one can vent their emotions in a video game they will be less prone to act out on those emotions in the real world. i know when i get pissed off and not even some sweet sticky green can help calm me completely i just push the button on my xbox and away i go.
TV Wasteland: Sweeps is Here, Can You Do Anything About It? - Apr 28, 2008 - 01:52am
part of the reason supernatural had a drop in ratings this week is that here in chicago wgn(cw affiliate) had a baseball double-header and the second game had 1 & 1/4 hours worth of rain delays pushing back smallville from 10:30 to 11:45 and supernatural from 11:30 to 12:45. a friend of mine actually fell asleep before smallville and only caught the last 10 minutes(lucky him).
SMALLVILLE: Sleeper - Apr 27, 2008 - 03:50pm
i knew this was gonna be a lame episode jimmy olsen "secret agent" WTF, flashdog great idea for brainiac as the traveler that is the way they should go.
thanks ultrazilla2000 much appreciated.