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Corrupting the innocent, one or more nubile coeds at a time.

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Year Zero ain't that far off...

3/7/2007 10:46:00 PM permalink

I got my virtual realism...


I am trying to believe

2/19/2007 12:20:39 PM permalink

They've put perapin in the water.  They say it's to help protect us from bioterrorism.  I'm not so sure.  I think they're up to something. 

I also think that with the ultra-right wing religious zealots out there that the Church of Plano is espousing dangerous propaganda.

What do you think?


X-rays are cool

1/3/2007 3:14:51 PM permalink

Really, they are!


My beef with noblenonsense

12/15/2006 2:46:50 PM permalink

First of all.  You're making me waste my time by creating a blog instead of just letting me post comments on your blog.

Second of all -- it sounds like you resent Jessica for being hot, a gamer, and popular.  She's done beauty pageants before.  She knows how to use her looks to further her career.  So @#$%ing what?!  If you can't get past her looks when reading her.   articles/posts/whatever, that's your problem.  Why can't hot gamer girls be newsworthy?  I've seen gamer guys on the news before.

Third, what's wrong with her licking the PSP?  Jesus, you are repressed.

I don't imagine her naked when I read her articles.  I imagine her plowing me with a strap-on while reading her article to me, but that's because I respect her.  And when our lust is sated and we're covered in vaseline and chocolate sauce, she perkily gets out of bed and throws on a white men's oxford shirt while casually explaining to me why string theory is good -- but isn't quite there yet; and then heads off to the kitchen to cook me breakfast.

Tags: fucktard

Some people think I'm hot

12/6/2006 5:19:00 PM permalink

...or at least, they've all been wowed by my avatar pic.  All I can say is thank you.  At least something positive came out of that wedding nightmare.  I'm very flattered.  If you want to hook up, PM me your digits, IM handle, and tell me a little be about yourself and maybe I'll call or maybe we could cyber.

Tags: asl

If you haven't been to the forums

11/5/2006 9:55:20 PM permalink

You're missing the out on some intelligent and stimulating conversation about a variety of topics. 
There's TV talk, Movie talk, Anime, horror, sports, DVD, and there's even a new forum for the whole paranormal side of the world.  It's got its own denizens who hang out there.  They're a lively bunch, but as most of them appear to be British, it's a reserved sort of lively.
But the Lounge is really where it's at.  When you want to gripe about your day or talk deep politics and world affairs, this is the place to be.  But it's not all fair and balanced, mind you.  We get wild and crazy from time to time.  Why, once, I saw one of the forum regulars split an infinitive.  We must have made thirty posts laughing about that one, let me tell you.
Oh, did I mention that there are real live chicks who frequent the forums?  Did I mention that a lot of them are hot.  And that it can be proven that they put out?  So put the frigging Oxy-10 away and stop by and say hi.  If you mention my name...just tell them---on second thought, don't mention me at all.  It'll be better for you in the long run.



10/27/2006 9:50:19 AM permalink

He's so very protective.  Only his friends can post comments on his blog, and only his friends can send him messages.  I think that's unbelievably...something.  I was going to say rude, but then he might not be my friend.  If he approves me, I'll be his bestest bestest bestestestest friend in the whole wide world ever.  I will do things to him with a turkey baster that ... oh, yeah, inappropriate.  Gotta watch that.  Use your imagination, folks.  Peaches and bananas.


Smell my face!

10/26/2006 9:52:57 AM permalink

No, seriously, SMELL MY FACE!




Date Joined: October 26, 2006