Jakester's Blog

Jakester's Blog

Year Zero ain't that far off...
(Wed 03/07/2007 10:46pm)
I got my virtual realism...

I am trying to believe
(Mon 02/19/2007 12:20pm)
They've put perapin in the water.  They say it's to help protect us from bioterrorism.  I'm not so sure.  I think they're up to something. 

I also think that with the ultra-right wing religious zealots out there that the Church of Plano is espousing dangerous propaganda.

What do you think?

X-rays are cool
(Wed 01/03/2007 03:14pm)
Really, they are!

My beef with noblenonsense
(Fri 12/15/2006 02:46pm)
First of all.  You're making me waste my time by creating a blog instead of just letting me post comments on your blog.

Second of all -- it sounds like you resent Jessica for being hot, a gamer, and popular.  She's done beauty pageants before.  She knows how to use her looks to further her career.  So @#$%ing what?!  If you can't get past her looks when reading her.   articles/posts/whatever, that's your problem.  Why can't hot gamer girls be newsworthy?  I've seen gamer guys on the news before.

Third, what's wrong with her licking the PSP?  Jesus, you are repressed.

I don't imagine her naked when I read her articles.  I imagine her plowing me with a strap-on while reading her article to me, but that's because I respect her.  And when our lust is sated and we're covered in vaseline and chocolate sauce, she perkily gets out of bed and throws on a white men's oxford shirt while casually explaining to me why string theory is good -- but isn't quite there yet; and then heads off to the kitchen to cook me breakfast.
Tags: fucktard

Some people think I'm hot
(Wed 12/06/2006 05:19pm)
...or at least, they've all been wowed by my avatar pic.  All I can say is thank you.  At least something positive came out of that wedding nightmare.  I'm very flattered.  If you want to hook up, PM me your digits, IM handle, and tell me a little be about yourself and maybe I'll call or maybe we could cyber.
Tags: asl

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