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Dear God No! DVD Review (Article) - 6/6/2012 4:27:42 PM

 Don't know why this site won't let me post a longer comment than this.

Dear God No! DVD Review (Article) - 6/6/2012 6:38:13 AM


 You have to be a special brand of journalist to write something as preposterous as the words "beard extensions." In this day and age a simple Google search would have resulted in clearing up two, of the stupidest things I have read in a while. The first being that Jett Bryant or any of the rest of the cast had "beard extensions." Hell, I played Bigfoot and didn't glue any hair on. Secondly you are so sure that the film is shot on video and uses filters to make it look like old film stock. Well, I stood in freezing North Georgia waterfalls waiting to reload film magazines, so I guess the joke is on me. When shooting the first scenes blowing up the Nuns' Van at my DRIVE IN THEATER we waited to roll FILM while difficulties with the PRACTICAL effects were worked out. 

The encyclopedic knowledge of film, of all genres, that the main 20 people involved in this movie possess, makes us relish the bad reviews. We love them. We knew the acting was bad and the performances lousy. Why? BECAUSE WE SHOT THEM IN ONE TAKE. THAT WAS ALL THE TAKES WE COULD AFFORD, SHOOTING ON FILM.

I don't find sloppy research or laziness of opinion forgivable, bad acting, terrible dialog, lousy effects and giant beards I'll champion all my days though.

I'm proud some people don't like the movie, that means we made a real exploitation film, but do some research. Of any sort. Pictures of the entire cast and a list of the film stocks, equipment are so readily available on the Movies website, other well researched reviews and podcasts,  that your writing approaches a level of laziness that I haven't seen in quite a while.



Date Joined: June 6, 2012