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Bond 24 Start and Release Date (Article) - 9/16/2014 6:12:27 AM

Quantum needs to return. All I'm saying.

4 NEW GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Posters (Article) - 6/12/2014 5:14:26 AM

As far as the opposite of flat goes, whose the girl in your photo Higgy?

New Hercules Photo and Trailer Details (Article) - 3/25/2014 5:15:18 AM

We need the name of Jonnie's boat girl. And I heard next year Rock will be starring in the title role in The Duke: The John Wayne story.

Jada Pinkett Smith for Gotham Villain (Article) - 2/20/2014 4:44:36 AM

Who will Willow and Jaden play? The Wonder Twins?

Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman (Article) - 12/5/2013 9:43:12 AM

Now we just need Jayden Smith as Aqualad and the quartet will be complete!

Deadpool Movie Update (Article) - 10/29/2013 8:17:49 AM

Riddle Me This: What do Ryan Reynolds and Wall Street have in common? Answer: They're both rewarded for failure. Reynolds has played the exact same character in three comic films now, two of which killed their respective franchises, and they just keep throwing more money at him to keep on doing it.

Kingsley Teases Secret Marvel Project (Article) - 10/22/2013 11:41:01 AM

So we will get to see Sir Ben Kingsley take more stinky craps on the big screen? Awesome. I'm actually surprised they don't sell a poster of the Kingsley Mandarin sitting on a toilet.

10 Choices for a Marvel Female Superhero Film (Article) - 9/30/2013 4:37:20 AM

I vote for blonde busty jungle girl. But your choice for her is an epic fail. That actress does not have the assets for the part. Jordan Carver, however, would be awesome in the role. And good lord, that's the bustiest Rogue I've ever seen.

Mania Review: Riddick (Article) - 9/6/2013 4:28:12 AM

I got to the part that said "betrayed by the Necromongers" and began to laugh my ass off. Vin Diesel, for me, will only ever be a source of unintentional comedy, and he has been since he wore that fur coat in XXX. To me he is less a human being and more of a finished byproduct resulting from a studio executive asking his hyperactive nine-year-old son what would make the ultimate cinematic badass.

And I'm not a film snob. I love me some actions films. It's just that Diesel reminds me of those early 90s commercials for Applejacks where they played up the "attitude" angle to such a ludicrous degree. Like Miley Cyrus and her recent delving into super-slut mode. She's standing atop a canyon howling to the moon that she's not a little girl anymore but rather an omni-whore with more raw sexuality than the hardest partying porn star to have ever lived. Stop trying so hard, people. On second thought, bring on Riddick II: Attack of the Deathkillers!

 

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON Plot Details? (Article) - 8/2/2013 4:55:42 AM

I don't know why you people are so convinced you'll actually be seeing an evil robot called Ultron in Avengers 2. How do you know you aren't being purposely lied to in order to create another Mandarin-esque screwjob in the name of comic relief? I'm anticipating an hour of  quality scenes building up the threat of Ultron when ultimately it's then revealed that a rapper named U.L. Tron has faked the threat of Ultron as a viral marketing strategy for his debut rap album. Also, Quicksilver might just be a guy who masturbates really fast, because outside of hardcore fans no one knows or cares who he really is and kids find masturbation humor funny.  

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