Universal Acquires Robert Jordan's WHEEL OF TIME - Aug 13, 2008 - 11:34am
I love the Wheel of Time Series. You say long-winded, I say beautifully detailed. Not everyone has the patience for descriptive writing. When I was young, I was impatient with Charles Dickens' descriptions of wallpaper. Now I appreciate it. The detail is what drew me in to WoT to start with. I was just reading out loud to my husband on a long car ride and realized that I actually felt like I was breathing in the sea air because of the way he was writing about it. I thought "Aahhh, finally, a fantasy writer for grown-ups."
As far as a film version goes, he does have a lot of detail to draw on. With Dickens, they use those details for the set and character and then make the story fast-paced and fun. But, who knows if they'll follow those details.. Will they have the budget or imagination or casting abilities to make the Aes Sedai look like something more than just a women in a pretty dresses? Will they catch the attitudes of the women, the subtle gender reversal attitudes that Jordan played with. In his world it was men who broke the world instead of a woman who ate the apple.
I'd rather see a TV series and let them just have fun with it. Nothing will ever top the books, but it would fun to see some One Power action on the screen.
Columbia Takes Flight With Patterson's MAXIMUM RIDE - Aug 08, 2008 - 06:37am
I loved the Odd Thomas webisodes. I didn't realize until watching them that the story would make a great movie. Sole Survivor was great, but mostly they've trashed his stories when making them into films.
SDCC: 4 Minutes of CLONE WARS - Jul 27, 2008 - 06:44am
I'll bring my nephew. Kids still love the Star Wars franchise.
It's funny, but do we think that repeated returns to Star Trek universe is milking it? Star Wars, like Star Trek, isn't just a single story any more. The Star Wars universe is part of our culture. I think we were irritated that Lucas strayed from the simple formula of the original films, and that he tried to use new technology to update the originals. While I agree with the first thought, I was ok with updating the originals. I think Lucas is a perfectionist and he couldn't help it. Besides, we don't mind when they try to update the original Star Trek with new special affects.
DVD Review of The Ruins - Jul 27, 2008 - 06:31am
The book explains a little better why they do dumb things. They're tired and dehydrated for one, and exhausted, frightened people don't make good decisions. For another, they're totally out of their depth. If you can imagine being stranded somewhere with people who just don't want to do what it takes to survive because it's gross and uncomfortable, and no one can agree on when help will arrive, that's what the book portrays.
I felt like the movie left the way open for a sequel. I wonder if they were planning on one?
Michael Rymer Confirmed for WITCHBLADE - Jul 22, 2008 - 11:12am
... and yet not so vacuous that we're sure the most action-packed thing she's ever done is recover from breast enhancement surgery.
Comicscape: Delving into Dead Souls - Jul 18, 2008 - 04:37pm
Thanks, Wiseguy! That's exactly what I was looking for. There's a ton of site out there and I wasn't sure which was the most reliable.
Comicscape: Delving into Dead Souls - Jul 17, 2008 - 05:44pm
Congrats, Kurt! Can't wait to read it.
Where is the best site to buy comics online? We don't have many shops around where I live. I would really appreciate some suggestions.
TV Wasteland: Alan Ball Still Dealing with Death in His New HBO Series - Jul 14, 2008 - 05:00am
It's amazing that Shannon Doherty still gets work.
I loved Moonlight, it definitely had room to grow. Anyway, if we're going to let reality intrude on our vampire mythology, then wouldn't it make more sense that vampires are simply light sensitive rather than having them explode in an ash cloud? Didn't Bram Stoker allow Dracula to walk around in daylight? So, 'bleh' to Alan Ball. His new series doesn't sound that interesting anyway. New Orleans and synthetic blood. Yawn.
Psych starts up again this week, too. That show is just goofy fun and has a lot of genre references in it. It reminds me of one of those old 60's sitcoms. It has absolutely no basis in reality, and never pretends, too.
Scribes Haas & Brandt Pen Fantasy ALL CREATURES - Jun 27, 2008 - 06:03am
I think it's more like Planet of the Apes, where the animals become intelligent and dominant. So, Planet of the Squirrels, Planet of the Birds, Planet of the Cows, that sort of thing.
Lloyd Owen Finds Himself INSEPARABLE - Jun 20, 2008 - 07:19am
I still miss Invasion, Shaun Cassidy's latest cancelled series. I'm sure the writing and characters will be more intriguing than the premise implies. I hope this one lasts.
JUMPER (2-Disc Special Edition) - Jun 15, 2008 - 08:10am
I think the reason so many things were unresolved was that it was meant to have sequels. This movie was just a fun teenage fantasy: stylish clothes, unlimited travel, unlimited cash, parents who deserve to be rebelled against, and easy-to-beat villains. I would have loved it at 15 or 16. I still enjoyed it as an adult.
FEAR ITSELF: Spooked - Jun 15, 2008 - 08:05am
I liked this one. The scenes with him as a kid were really scary and I don't think we were meant to be suprised by (Abby's) treachery. It's all "oh, no.. don't do that, don't go in there" suspense because we can see it coming. But, we didn't know whether he was the older or younger brother or whether (Abby) or (Eric) would win. I loved her smile and then his smile at the end.
I also loved the wall painting, and the set designs in general. Although it was a stretch to think an old abandoned house would be across the street from a brand new McMansion.
Amanda Peet Opposite Cusack in 2012 - Jun 13, 2008 - 06:33am
I love disaster movies.
I wonder which direction they'll take it. 1. Natural Event: Using ancient knowledge and awe-inspiring pencil-necking, the Mayans obsessively tracked the dates of polar shifts (or some other naturally re-occuring event). It can't be prevented, it's not supernatural. The Mayans were just record keepers. John Cusack and Amanda Peet try to warn everyone, but no one listens until disaster strikes. 2. Supernatural Event: John and Amanda have to put the supernatural key back in the supernatural lock in a Mayan Pyramid before midnight on December 12, 2012 or veddy veddy bad tings vill 'appen. Much racing around the world ensues with supernatural badasses and enthralled rich men in pursuit.
Millennium Frees Three MUSKETEERS - Jun 11, 2008 - 06:16am
I'd like to see a modern version of the story. When I tried to reread the book a few years ago, it seemed like gang violence to me: fighting and killing to gain a reputation, collecting women, behind the scenes corruption, and big names on the take - not to mention the color wearing and constant talk of brotherly honor.
TV Review: FEAR ITSELF: The Sacrifice - Jun 09, 2008 - 05:36am
I agree, McKracken. A lot of holes in the plot and many scenes seemed contrived to present visual horror (as opposed to working through more suspensful horror). I hope the next one is better.
Freestyle Deals With HAUNTING Molly - Jun 05, 2008 - 12:57pm
No, StarlightGuard, it's more like the Omen, than A Haunting. Die devil child! Die! :-)
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL - Jun 01, 2008 - 07:25am
Hmmm... Maybe I've been watching too many of those old serials on TCM (the action/adventure serials that inspired Lucas and Spielberg to create the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.) I was actually loving the bad sets and cheesy action sequences because it felt like a true homage to those 30's and 40's mini-flicks. It was funny when the Mutt and the monkey stare at each other because they have the same hairstyle. I suppose it would have been more 'believable' if it was Indy swinging through the trees like Tarzan...?
I've been reading comments that Shia is overrated, so I watched him particularly. I was impressed. He never stood in background in wooden pose. He reacted well to Ox's dementia scenes and Marion/Indy's relationship scenes.
I also liked the end. If they do a sequel, I'd like to see Mutt unhappily studying his butt off under daddy's direction so he could become an archeologist as well.
I was uncomfortable with the MacGuffin theme. It was like Lucas has been listening to way too much Coast to Coast and assumed that everyone else would get all the modern occult/UFO/Sitchen references that just kept flying by. They should have stuck with one occult theme or explained it better. For instance, Indy could have said "some people believe that the pyramids were built by creatures from another world, that those creatures taught us agriculture and made us what we are now, but no archeologist would say that, kid". Then, when the big reveal comes it's not as weird. We've accepted it as the 'reality' of this Indy movie already.
STUCK - May 29, 2008 - 06:50am
Oddly enough, this is based on a true incident. It happened a few years ago. http://www.koat.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-129101620020307-070307.html
Weekly Book Buzz: Erotic Fantasy Art - May 28, 2008 - 07:21am
I bought it from Amazon because of this review. It's a really beautiful book. It isn't any more erotic than museum art, and the art features different styles. Lovely!
Top Seven Reasons Hardcore Gamers Don't Matter Anymore - May 27, 2008 - 08:26am
What women (like myself) want is more games like Legend of Zelda - quest games that aren't too dark, but aren't too childish: a good mix of story, puzzle solving, and battle sequences. Although, we do like the Wii because we can use it for solo game playing (like Legend of Zelda) or for group playing when guests are over. Everyone loves to play Wii sports when they're out in poker and waiting for the next game. I suppose if they come up with challenging workouts, it will be nice for that too. So, one purchase - lots of uses. That's ok with me.
Book Buzz: Paranormal Man Candy - May 19, 2008 - 10:50am
I didn't know about paranormal romance novels until recently. I picked up a book in the grocery store that I _thought_ was a paranormal suspense novel (needed what we used to call a "beach novel", something light to read outdoors on the weekend). It was fantastically dirty, but sweet. Loved it. It was "Conspiracy Game" by Christine Feehan. It reminded me a little of Dark Angel (I kept imagining Jensen Ackles in the lead). I don't know if it would win any awards, but I'm thinking of picking up the rest of the "... Game" series.
TV Wasteland: Get an Early Look at the New Fall Shows - May 19, 2008 - 04:30am
Hi EvilMonkey-it wasn't when I first checked this morning. When I came back, it was one of the four blinking lights at the top of the main page. I spoke too soon.
TV Wasteland: Get an Early Look at the New Fall Shows - May 19, 2008 - 02:42am
Hooray! I found Wasteland. It wasn't on the home page in highlights where it used to be. So I checked Television and it wasn't on the main page there, either... but then, in Television, on the right, under the GREAT BIG advertisement was a tiny little menu that said "other TV crap that Mania doesn't care about and doesn't care if you care" or something like that and THERE it was! My favorite feature on Mania. Please, Mania, put Wasteland back on the main page on Mondays, and leave it up there for at least the full day. I'm getting tired of hunting for it every week.
Extended Clip of M. Night's HAPPENING - May 16, 2008 - 12:43pm
That just sucks putting a spoiler where it's almost impossible to avoid seeing it. Link to a spoiler if you're that hot get it out there.
Extended Clip of M. Night's HAPPENING - May 16, 2008 - 06:11am
I agree, Ponyboy. Although the only reason I was disappointed with The Village is because I was expecting a different theme. From the previews, I thought The Village was going to about the real scary fairy lore from a few centuries ago (when people believed the fairies were more akin to Morlocks than Tinkerbell). And I loved Lady in the Water - it was lovely. -- I'm very excited about this one. I think the trick with an M. Night film is to go in without expectation - just enjoy where he takes you.
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN - May 16, 2008 - 05:51am
I hope the franchise survives past this one. Prince Caspian was my least favorite of the books. I loved the Dawn Treader and the Silver Chair, which would be next in the series. Both feature Eustace, and the last features Jill Pole. Eustace and Jill just seemed so real to me when I was a kid - much more 3 dimensional than the Pevensie children.
TV Review: MEDIUM - Drowned World - May 14, 2008 - 07:10am
Because they want to hurt us, ponyboy. They want to hurt us, and it's working. Oh yeah.
TV Review: MEDIUM - Drowned World - May 14, 2008 - 05:25am
I agree completely with the review. It was an entertaining episode, but I couldn't help thinking "This is the season ender?" The ending was so happy for everyone, that I wondered if Medium hadn't been renewed (as in: tie up all loose ends and call it done)... They have been renewed, right? It also made me wonder if Allison is going to start doing more "private consultations" next year. For the whole series, most of Allison's gifts have been used for law enforcement to solve crimes, but they could be planning on going Ghost Whisperer on us. I think the real Allison Dubois does both private and law enforcement readings.
Sleestaks Revealed for LOST Remake - Apr 29, 2008 - 05:25am
I would have loved for them to do a serious movie based on Land of the Lost, but how could they? They would almost have to do a series of movies to touch on some of the great plot points of the original, and that would never happen. The original series had great SF writers. For many of us, it was our first introduction to serious, thoughtful, SF. Not to mention introductions to Culthu-esque or Sitchin-esque mythologies: ancient races, time-travel, prot-humans, mystical/technological temples. But, I was into that sort of thing, and not many children were. For most people, it was just a Saturday morning show with really bad special affects.
Medium: A Cure For What Ails You - Apr 23, 2008 - 06:21am
The eldest daughter may not have have been there, but they still put her in the scene. That was funny. "Ariel, come to the table!" I just assumed the actress was sick or spending a week shooting scenes for a film or something.
Medium: A Cure For What Ails You - Apr 23, 2008 - 05:02am
I thought the odd sleep was like the time she lost her hearing when trying to find the little deaf girl. In this episode, she takes adviprine, passes out and falls down (just like people in her dreams). She doesn't dream while she's knocked out, which she said was the whole point of having the experience. Her body was essentially possessed - she was acting out the experiences of the dead. (---Paragraph break---)
I kept expecting the voyeur to come back into the story, but he was just illustrating Allison's dilemna and later, Scanlon's. The voyeur wasn't the one attacking the woman in the opening scene. The voyeur notices a woman undressing, doesn't turn away, then sees a man attacking the naked woman. If he tries to help her, he has to admit how he knows she was in danger (because he was watching her undress - see?) It's a moral dilemna-would you admit to a creepy act if it means saving someone from harm?
Ratner Set for Incredible SHRINKING Man - Apr 18, 2008 - 06:26am
Frackinjackson, I'll have to see if I can find the book. Sounds really good.
I saw the original on cable when I was kid and loved it. I'll never forget the spider battle scene, or the "flood", or the idea that he was becoming so small that he was entering a world so alien that he probably wouldn't survive. Very sad.
Eddy Murphy did some great comic stuff in the past, but I'm ok with him entering the whole kid/family movie world. There are kids watching his movies today that will always have a soft spot for him. One of these days he'll do a Bill Murray and show us his real acting chops again.
THEM - Mar 25, 2008 - 04:48am
"Left little to be desired" = almost perfect
"Left much to be desired" = unsatisfying
I would like to see the movie. It sounds a lot like Vacancy.
NEW AMSTERDAM: Honor - Mar 19, 2008 - 08:58am
I do like that he has children, the magic element, and that he has been "hiding" in New York for centuries. Those are actually reasons that I want to like the show. I just think they should explore it more - give us a reason to believe in his reality, to be invested in it.
With Highlander and Alien Nation we already knew most of the mythology (both based on movies). And shows like Moonlight, Buffy and Angel - well, we're all pretty up to speed on the vampire mythos (little changes to the mythos not withstanding).
New Amsterdam probably needs a believable and egaging foil for exposition. Buffy had Giles. Alien Nation had the human cop. Moonlight has Beth. Highlander had the Watchers. There are ways to fill us in - they just need to do it.
NEW AMSTERDAM: Honor - Mar 19, 2008 - 05:47am
I agree with you AverageJoe. I wanted to read (and understand) the review, but couldn't.
I want to like New Amsterdam because it's a bit Highlander-ish except that this immortal can have children. Like Highlander, the prize is mortality. I assume it's not instant-morality as Stephen implies, but the right to grow old and die like everyone else.
But, this series lacks vision. It's not focusing on some of the details / mythology that could make it great (children older than yourself? magic that can make you immortal? living in the same city for centuries and no one notices-really?) Instead, as Average Joe says, their skirting the important details and focusing on the cop show element. It's like they're trying to blend Alien Nation and Highlander, but they're missing out on the thing that made those shows so popular. It wasn't just the flashbacks that made those shows so popular, it was the mythos that made us believe we were seeing an alternative version of our reality.
I keep hoping it will get better.
LAKE DEAD - Mar 16, 2008 - 06:11am
Probably best to avoid cliches unless you actually know what they mean. It was a good review, but the misuse of common sayings made you look like you haven't graduated from middle school yet.
"Taken aback" means to be surprised. "Taken back" means that something made you remember the past. Not sure which one you meant - I assumed it was the first one.
"Whirlwind" means something intense but short lived. Example: a "whirlwind romance" that ends in marriage after 3 short weeks. Receiving a large amount of cash unexpectedly (and unearned) is called a "windfall". It's supposed to bring to mind the idea that you didn't have to climb a tree to get the more valuable high-hanging fruit, because the wind blew it down for you. It's an old cliche from a time when many people were farmers or grew a portion of their own food.
I guess these mistakes would be caught if you had an editor. Still, just use your own words unless you have time to double check them with a dictionary of common sayings or a thesaurus.
SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES: Heavy Metal - Feb 06, 2008 - 05:40am
What's an emo sensibility? What makes it offensive? Please explain.
The series does seem fairly weak, but we like it so far. I seem to have the opposite opinion of the reviewer. I like the kid, but Lena Heady is too breathy and feminine to be playing the post-asylum tough-as-nails Sarah. It appears that she's avoiding action not to protect John, but to protect her manicure.
CBS Films Takes on BEASTLY - Dec 05, 2007 - 04:15pm
Definitely a Beauty and the Beast story-the rose in the picture gives it away. The subtext of BatB has always been as much about sexuality as redemption (young woman sees male as something disgusting until she gets used to the idea of physical love). The idea of change should always go both ways - she changes perception and he changes behavior. It seems icky in the student/teacher context, but maybe they'll find a way to work it in without the sexual context.
First Trailer for PRINCE CASPIAN - Dec 05, 2007 - 01:11pm
The books don't explain anything about power descendency. They're not adult fantasy. In the first book, the Pevensie children seemed to be the only humans in Narnia. Then, in the 1300 years since they were first there, somehow Narnia became populated by humans. I really don't think that CS Lewis meant that the virginal and chaste Pevensie siblings had children with each other or anyone else. Personally, I can't wait for The Silver Chair, my favorite of the Narnia books.
Out of Work But Still Funny - Dec 03, 2007 - 11:40am
I thought the strike was about DVD sales and the internet streams issue was a red-herring put out by the companies to try to paint the writers as unfair and unrealistic.
Cusack Tracks Killer in THE FACTORY - Dec 02, 2007 - 05:28pm
Tom Hanks once said that he'd been in about 20 movies, 5 of which were pretty good (not an exact quote). I think Cusack and Hanks are both trying to say that some movies are churned out with flimsy plots and poor filming/editing - the actor does his best (or maybe just has a good time) but the movies were never meant to be classics or blockbusters. I know that I've seen movies with both stars that would certainly haved tanked if Cusack or Hanks weren't carrying them with their screen presence. It's a little harsh to judge them for selling out for money. Most of us do that every time we punch the time clock. Actors have to pay bills, too, and they know that turning down roles because they're "beneath them" can be a big mistake.
THE MIST - Nov 24, 2007 - 08:24pm
What a great movie. It's been so long since I've been really wowed by a film from beginning to end. In fact, I've stopped going unless someone forces me into it. This is destined to be a classic.
Three New Spots For I AM LEGEND - Nov 07, 2007 - 07:43pm
Nicely said, rgtchtiger. He really has grown a lot - and isn't this generations Jimmy Stewart ;).
Three New Spots For I AM LEGEND - Nov 07, 2007 - 12:59pm
I compare him to Jimmy Stewart because Jimmy Stewart did a lot of crappy fluff in between great films (and some of his greats weren't appreciated at the time of release).
Tom Hanks is in a class by himself. He can't be compared to old actors because he's more than an actor.
Josh Lucas Searches For TELL-TALE HEART - Nov 07, 2007 - 10:22am
Is it just generally true that blonde actors (male) don't get the recognition they deserve? I guess only dark hair comes across as masculine on the big screen. Jeff Daniels is a great actor, too, and seriously underrated.
Maybe they'll add more Tell-Tale Heart details into the movie and they'll split the narrative between the deranged "I can hear the heart beating" killer and Josh Lucas. It certainly won't be the same... I agree with tecnojesus - only an indie could do a decent Tell-Tale Heart. (Along the lines of Pi)
Three New Spots For I AM LEGEND - Nov 07, 2007 - 09:46am
Ugh, Will Smith is not the black Tom Cruise because Smith can act.
Will Smith is our generation's Jimmy Stewart. He always kind of plays himself (or at least uses the same mannerisms), but with great affect. He can do thriller/action, comedy, love stories, and thematic films - all with charisma and believability.
Bond Director Set for THE BIRDS Remake - Oct 19, 2007 - 12:49pm
The problem with really trying to do Hitchcock is that they miss the subtleties. Hitchcock inserted everyday horror into his thrillers. Those little horrors would often involve minor characters in brief scenes: ignorance, alchoholism, abuse, rape, suffocating jealousy. We get a hint of a darker reality and then it's back to the main thriller plot. It made you feel nervous and added to the feel of the film without overpowering it. It was an amazing technique and came from his own POV. I'm sure if he had his way, his films would have been even darker, but he had to work within the studio system.
Hopefully, they'll just borrow the premise like they did with Disturbia and make something entertaining. I'm not expecting great.
Dillahunt Mysterious in SARAH CONNER CHRONICLES - Sep 24, 2007 - 06:48pm
I'm curious about this. It probably compares well to the Highlander. You have a cool concept, but the writers can ruin it by thinking too much or trying to create a conceivable back story. Just accept that there are immortals, and just accept that there are terminators and enjoy the angsty action.
Koontz's FRANKENSTEIN Getting Adapted - Sep 17, 2007 - 06:50pm
That's hilarious, Merin.
I read Dean Koontz, and I did read the Frankenstein books. They were pretty good - as long as you like Dean Koontz - he stays pretty close to his standard formula. There's some science, some supernatural, some serial killing, a main character with a disability, a comic love story, and a lot of running around.
I didn't see anything about the movie that Koontz would object to. I thought it was one of the better adapations.
Robert Jordan Passes Away - Sep 17, 2007 - 06:32pm
This is really sad. Robert Jordan wrote for adults, something really rare in the fantasy genre. I know he was criticized for his detailed writing, but that's what drew me to his work. He wasn't in a hurry to reach the end of his series, I just wish the end hadn't been hurried for him.
As for Terry Goodkind, I tried reading the first book of his series, but it was... just a fantasy novel. My hope is that Harriet will finish the book, or that they will pull in a quality writer. It doesn't have to be a fantasy author. The magic in WoT always had more of a sci-fi physics feel, and the books are full of historical and mythical references.
MASTERS OF HORROR: The Washingtonians - Sep 15, 2007 - 08:09am
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/ten_bodies.htm
I just looked it up. The link above is actually an excerpt from an article from the London Sunday Times. It looks like Ben's buddy was a medical doctor who ran a school. They suspect that Ben let his doctor friend use his house to bury the illegal cadavers commonly used at the time in teaching. This is where a lot of those old 'science vs faith' arguments come from in those old gothic horror stories. Men of science felt frustrated that they couldn't experiment on dead bodies in order to save live ones.
MASTERS OF HORROR: The Washingtonians - Sep 15, 2007 - 07:51am
I have to rent this series, it sounds really good.
I've never heard of that particular Ben Franklin legend. I'll have to see if I can find anything on it. Maybe he wasn't the one actually holding the kite string for all those electrical experiements?
Lionsgate Adds to HAUNTING Horror - Sep 14, 2007 - 03:49pm
Gauleyboy, I really believe the majority of people have experienced some type of manifestion. They don't always like to think about it, but get them in the right setting and they'll spill. They might have briefly lived in an apartment or house that was haunted and then moved and tried to forget about it... or it might have been the home of a friend, relative or even their workplace.
That's what makes shows like that so fun, much more fun than some of the overdone productions you get at the theaters. A Haunting has that kind of everyday banality that makes it seem real. Their stories seem like the kind of real-life stories you would hear from friends and co-workers. "I wouldn't tell just anyone this, but..." Good, creepy fun. And if you've ever experienced something yourself, it makes you feel less alone, less crazy, and grateful that your experience wasn't as bad as what they show.
I'll fess up... I lived in a house like that, too. Standard poltergeist activity, manifested about every 3 months, no one was ever hurt or overly frightened, just unnerved (and yes, a little frightened). After each occurance we'd all just try to forget about it.
Lionsgate Adds to HAUNTING Horror - Sep 14, 2007 - 03:33pm
Hey bigsxc, I saw the episode. It's one of my favorites, right up there with the upstate New York episode where the kids heard chanting in the woods.
It was actually a self-published book before it was featured on A Haunting. I've never read it, and they don't offer it online anymore (that I know of).
Lionsgate Adds to HAUNTING Horror - Sep 14, 2007 - 02:52pm
Gauleyboy, what happened in the one with the dad, son, and pregnant stepmom? I don't remember it.
Lionsgate Adds to HAUNTING Horror - Sep 14, 2007 - 11:54am
I watch "A Haunting". I'm a sucker for ghost stories.
Hopefully the writers have taken the details and given it a good dramatic framework. I know the family already added fictional details to their account to make it a more interesting story.
It's kind of the same thing with the Amityville Horror. In interviews, the Lutzes describe a basic haunting. They didn't flee the house. After realizing that they all had separately experienced some type of manifestation, they decided to spend a few days at a relative's house to gain some perspective. It was then that they realized how tense and unhappy they had been, and couldn't make themselves go back. That's not really dramatic or interesting enough for a book or movie. The story we all love so much is quite a bit different than the real story. That's ok with me. I like both the dramatization and the real account.
Lionsgate Adds to HAUNTING Horror - Sep 14, 2007 - 08:32am
The parents in the story used to lock the boys in the basement at night because they thought the boys were making up stories to scare their younger siblings.
The boys' basement bedrooms happened to be the location of the original mortuary exam rooms. No one believed them about the ghost and they had no way to escape the terrors they were experiencing at night. The older boy ended up being possessed by the spirit, but his parents (still unbelieving) sent him for psychatric treatment thinking it would cure his "problem behavior".
The original story has an old-fashioned gothic feel to it. You've got your unintentional cruelty, a sublot involving the old science vs faith argument, a sickly child who is also susceptible to spirits, and a home with a dark past. I really hope they do it some justice and don't rely on the special effects to tell the story.
THE TALISMAN Has Budget Concerns - Sep 13, 2007 - 07:18am
I started to read the Talisman, but lost interest, and I've been putting off reading the Dark Tower series (I wanted to wait until the series was finished.)
Can someone explain what they mean by the "same parallel world where other King characters reside"? By that, do they mean it's the "Dark Tower" universe? From descriptions in first few chapters of Talisman and the first book of Dark Tower, they don't seem the same.... Just curious.
Cast Checks Into The INSANITARIUM - Sep 11, 2007 - 08:09pm
No, of course not, silly. Mad science is science with purpose, that's why it's so ironic, sad, and well.. maddening. It's all about trying to better the world, take over the world, make huge profits, or wreak revenge on someone.
I suppose they could use the "I did it because I could" line, but that seems more appropriate something new and wild like transgenics or futuristic weapons. We already have cannibals. It doesn't take much to make one. Just put a bunch if people on Survivor island and forget to feed them.
Cast Checks Into The INSANITARIUM - Sep 11, 2007 - 09:34am
It doesn't seem like much of a plot concept. What's the point of turning people into cannibals? Unless it's supposed to be another take on the zombie theme: as in insane, raging, biting, raw flesh eating cannibals, but still... Shouldn't a mad scientist have a worthy scheme? Is he an angry vegan? Is he Michael Vick with an MD and a side business in human cage fighting? Hopefully, they'll, uh, flesh out the plot a little.
Kosinski Directing TRON Sequel - Sep 11, 2007 - 09:17am
I love the original Logan's Run movie, but the new one is supposed to be more like the book. I'm looking forward to it. Same sort of theme, different take on distopia. Remakes can actually be very good. For instance, I prefer the 1978 Body Snatchers to the 1950's original.
I wasn't a big Tron fan, but then I wasn't a videogame playing boy when it first came out. My husband will be happy about the sequel.
Kosinski Directing TRON Sequel - Sep 11, 2007 - 05:33am
Are they actually going to make Logan's Run? It seems like the Logan's Run remake is as real as Sanctuary.
INDIANA JONES 4 Has Full Official Title - Sep 10, 2007 - 10:24am
So we're probably looking at a setting in South or Central America. That would work if they want to include the legend of the Fountain of Youth.
So, the Crystal Skull will give information to the Fountain of Youth, but first they'll have to bring it to a specific temple deep in the jungle (where there are snakes) where a group of ever-young Mayan warrior-priests guard the secret of the Crystal Skulls.
I can't wait. :)
Wolfgang Peterson Set for THE GRAYS - Sep 09, 2007 - 01:56pm
I just looked up 2012: The War for Souls - it's the sequel to The Grays. That's really interesting, I hope it turns out. The movie based on his first alien abduction book wasn't very good, although I loved watching Christopher Walken.
Whitley Strieber is very interesting. I believe he experienced something really crazy. He doesn't seem really sure himself what happened at his cabin in the woods. He said he had multiple witnesses on mulitple occassions, but none of them could quite agree on what the grays were. It wasn't as clear cut as ET, and in some ways it seemed more closely related to old tales of fairy abductions.
This looks like it will be the first movies to address aliens as they're belived to be in today's abduction lore. They'll be shown as furtive manipulators, secretive, sly, and living amongst us, instead of as invading hordes from outer space.
TRAILER PARK OF TERROR Trailer - Sep 08, 2007 - 10:38am
Oh, my... LoL Yeah, I'm going to have to see this one. Looks like a good time.
No More HALLOWEEN or Remakes For Zombie - Sep 06, 2007 - 08:40pm
I'm not a big comic book fan and I've been checking this site every day for genre news for at least a year. The only comics I've purchased in the last 5 years have been by Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) and that's because he made me feel nostalgic for the horror comics I used to read when I was little kid.
I don't hate comics, though, so maybe that counts? I admit that the art and stories can be very good, but I don't like them enough to buy them.
I do like horror. As an aside, did anyone else like Vacancy? That movie scared the crap out of me. The implied violence was much scarier than the real thing. If they had actually showed the murders, it wouldn't have been scary, just gross. I would have just sat there wondering how much was makeup and how much was computer touch up.
No More HALLOWEEN or Remakes For Zombie - Sep 06, 2007 - 11:52am
I agree with Metalwater and RudeWordSmith.
I've always said that I like horror, but horror to me has always been about the main characters running around trying to avoid violence. Sure, there's violence hear and there, enough to let you that the danger is absolutely real, but for me, the main point of horror is edge-of-your-seat fear, not nausea and disgust.
Some of the recent films classified as 'horror' have actually been gore-porn, or torture-porn. Like Rude said, they're exploitation films. I'm not against some visuals effects, but they should be well used.
For example, the original Exorcist is famous for its visuals, but the movie built up to those final scenes in a really tense and quiet way. They're not gratuitous, but a way of saying "see, her symptoms weren't caused by a medical or psychiatric problem". Without the dramatic special effects at the end of the film, we might have been left wondering if ritalin would have taken care of the problem. LoL Great movie.
I probably won't see the new Halloween. When I read that he had Laurie screaming all over the place and added more gore, it just killed it for me. They should have had Josh Wheadon do the remake if they wanted to add backstory.
Scribe Paul Haggis Talks BOND 22 - Aug 27, 2007 - 11:08pm
Hi MacGawd,
As a young girl watching reruns of James Bond, I always got the impressions that characters like Pussy Galore really liked who they were. The name was lost on me, of course LoL. The Bond films had women pilots, cellists, rich women... women who made their own way and still weren't afraid to be beautiful. They didn't need Bond, they wanted him, and they even pulled his cookies out of the fire once or twice. That's why the couple of bad examples really stand out for me. Even the evil women were kick-ass asassins.
There was definitely an atmosphere of mysogny but it would fade to the background whenever one of these powerful women walked on the scene.
Scribe Paul Haggis Talks BOND 22 - Aug 27, 2007 - 10:51pm
Hey Samson,
The 'rape' scenario is in... I can't remember which movie. She's a nurse or a massage therapist - she's wearing a uniform (not a sexy uniform). She's not your typical Bond love interest. I wish I could remember which movie that was. It could be Thurderball. If you watch it, you could always PM and let me know if that's the one.
The other scene where the woman wasn't enjoying it was from Dr. No. The woman spy with the dark hair. She was the ploy sent to either delay Bond or get him to a particular destination. She wasn't enjoying it and he was very insistent.
I'm a huge Bond fan, but I'm really glad they've mostly stuck with the formula of 'empowered, beautiful women eager to sleep with Bond because all the other men are boring'. That's fun. That's part of the greatness of Bond - He's not a groaping oaf that women are trying to get away from. He's a man's man, but he's also a lady's man. Ooh yeah. ;)
Scribe Paul Haggis Talks BOND 22 - Aug 27, 2007 - 07:28pm
I don't know, Samson. I wanted to be Bond girl when I was young: beautiful clothes, dramatic settings, and the very very sexy James Bond as the boyfriend of the moment.
But have you watched the Sean Connery movies lately. There are at least two scenes where the women seem desperately unhappy. One doesn't want to be with him, and one keeps saying 'no' like she means it. It's yucky, not sexy. James should always make a women melt, and her 'no's' should always be said with a giggle, as in 'not now, I'd rather go shopping first', not 'no, no, no'.
Scribe Paul Haggis Talks BOND 22 - Aug 27, 2007 - 06:38pm
I love Daniel Craig and I loved Casino Royale.
I've been complaining for a few years that they'd turned James Bond into Superman. Suddenly, James could leap tall buildings in a single bound, run miles without getting sweaty, and still have energy for sex. I know Bond films shouldn't be too realistic, but come on! They almost needed to ditch the tux and make him wear spandex and a cape.
I like the fantasy world of James Bond - supervillains, gadgets, and a lot of unbelievable luck. But a little cut here and there, a little sweating, and little modernizing really helps. (By modernizing, I mean 'no means no'. Much as I love Sean Connery, some of his Bond films have some cringe-worthy sex scenes.)
Keanu Reeves Helps the EARTH STAND STILL - Aug 27, 2007 - 06:16pm
I like Keanu. I know he's limited, but he does a good job choosing roles within his range. Anyway, for me, he's got that 'something'.
However, he might not be the best actor for Klaatu, because Klaatu talks to the general crowd without personal interaction. I have the same objections here that I have for Tom Cruise in that upcoming historical piece. Some scenes require range: sometimes the actor has to have the ability to show emotions play across his face without hand gestures, or head movements, or people acting for him in the background.
We'll just have to see if he can pull it off - he can portray sadness and weariness. I would rather he be one of the earth folks.
What did Singer Pitch For SUPERMAN Sequel? - Aug 27, 2007 - 06:00pm
Wow. Super Jr. was the only thing I liked about Superman Returns. I loved the idea of Supes having a kid - it could've freshened up the franchise. If they kill off the kid, I won't see the movie. (I realize that wouldn't break the series, it would simply kill this trilogy for me. I couldn't watch it happen.)
I do agree that Kate Bosworth is a little meek and reserved. Teri Hatcher was a great Lois Lane: tough and competitive but still sympathetic and emotional. She really made that show. IMO, she's the bets of all the Loises (including Smallville).
Warner Bros Options Darker WIZARD OF OZ Revision - Aug 22, 2007 - 12:31pm
I loved Return to Oz. It followed the actual tone of the books.
Definitely looking forward to seeing more versions that don't shy away from the fear and tragedy.
Update:VALKYRIE Not Banned in Germany - Jun 29, 2007 - 04:48am
I disagree, Maleforcer. The ending of Jerry Maguire left me thinking that he was just coming back to use Dorothy some more. It made the whole scene feel kind of pathetic and creepy. Some actors specialize in portraying romantic love, or emotional transformations - like John Cusack. But Cruise can't do it. I think that Jerry Maquire worked because he had Renee Zellweger and Cuba Gooding, Jr. around him, fleshing out the scenes.
My feelings about his acting have nothing to do with Scientology. I felt that way about him long before I knew what it was or that he was involved. In regards to that, I actually pity him. He got himself involved in a malevolent and physically threatening pyramid scheme disguised as a religion. I don't think he could get out if he wanted to - because he or someone he loves will "commit suicide within 6 months" of him doing so.
Update:VALKYRIE Not Banned in Germany - Jun 28, 2007 - 06:48pm
I agree wtih you, TKay42one. I might be in the minority, but I've never felt that Tom Cruise was good at roles where he had to show romantic love, parental love, or any depth of concern. He really rocks in roles where he plays someone disaffected or unstable: Magnolia, Vanilla Sky, were great roles for him. Even Minority Report (where he plays someone morally compromised) was pretty good.
I'm afraid he just won't be able to deliver in a role that requires very little action and a lot of depth. Granted, he's not as wooden as Ben Affleck, but he just isn't able to convey certain emotions. Leaves me cold.
Hitchcock's LODGER Being Remade? - Jun 27, 2007 - 07:01am
I agree that it's senseless to try and faithfully remake a Hitchcock film. I'm a big Hitchcock Fan and IMO, the originals still hold up.
However, as skilled as Hitchcock was at creating atmosphere and choosing the right actors, he was also great at picking the right premise and reshaping it to fit a "modern" (his times) setting.
Because Hitchcock had great instincts for the things that frighten us, I'm ok with directors taking basic Hitchcock premises and trying to make new modern thrillers. In Disturbia, the director wanted to do a suburban teen thriller, so he took the Rear Window premise and reimagined it. I think he did a good job. It's not Rear Window, but then, it wasn't supposed to be.
Hollywood has done the same thing over and over with classic literature (like Shakespeare and Jane Austen) and it works fairly well. Hitchcock premises are just as classic and should be reexplored.
VALKYRIE Filming Barred in Germany - Jun 26, 2007 - 09:19am
I believe German considers Scientology a cult for two reasons: 1. It mandates that it's adherents pay for classes, materials, and sessions. 2. It harrasses people who try to drop out or speak against them. Harrassment charges include bugging phones, threats, stalking, etc. Because Germany considers it a cult, they don't want foreigners in the country promoting it, and as Myrddin says, Tom Cruise insists on promoting Scientology as part of his contract.
Madsen Faces HAUNTING - May 15, 2007 - 02:36pm
It's supposed to be based on the experiences of Carmen Snedeker and her family. Carmen had a large family, so two of the kids had to sleep in the old mortuary exam rooms (they were fixed up - hopefully?). When the boys began coming upstairs at night because it was 'haunted', the parents started locking the door to keep them down there at night. Carmen said that the ghostly activity was exaggerated in the book and documentary, but the family still insists they experienced your basic, run-of-the-mill haunting. Shades of Amityville.
I love the Wheel of Time Series. You say long-winded, I say beautifully detailed. Not everyone has the patience for descriptive writing. When I was young, I was impatient with Charles Dickens' descriptions of wallpaper. Now I appreciate it. The detail is what drew me in to WoT to start with. I was just reading out loud to my husband on a long car ride and realized that I actually felt like I was breathing in the sea air because of the way he was writing about it. I thought "Aahhh, finally, a fantasy writer for grown-ups." As far as a film version goes, he does have a lot of detail to draw on. With Dickens, they use those details for the set and character and then make the story fast-paced and fun. But, who knows if they'll follow those details.. Will they have the budget or imagination or casting abilities to make the Aes Sedai look like something more than just a women in a pretty dresses? Will they catch the attitudes of the women, the subtle gender reversal attitudes that Jordan played with. In his world it was men who broke the world instead of a woman who ate the apple. I'd rather see a TV series and let them just have fun with it. Nothing will ever top the books, but it would fun to see some One Power action on the screen.