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(Wed 01/02/2008 07:44pm)

Dark Jedi beat me to this by a bit – what was just an inkling in my mind turned into a full fledged article from him. Kudos.

Now I'll toss out my opinions to be consumed (or ridiculed) and show my hand completely on the things I like, don't like and look forward to. I like sharing my interests with others, and seeing what they like, and in the spirit of such sharing I bring new Top 5 movie lists.

Top 5 Disappointments of 2007

5 – D-War
I was hoping for some good action sequences and a decent story. I got some lame action sequences, a lot of choppy dialog and poor acting, and a plot line that was pretty pathetic. Not horrible, but fell short of my low expectations.
4 – The Messengers
This wasn't that bad. It was ok. But all the positive reviews and good word of mouth had me expecting much more. The ending was pretty blah. I dunno, it really was ok, but I tend to avoid movies I don't think I'll like and only very rarely try something I'm not sure.
3 – Halloween
Rob Zombie, so I should have known better. I shouldn't have expected anything. But I had a small hope that it might be interesting on some level. Nope. About a third of the way through the film (the beginning was so very, very wretched) I leaned over to my friend who I had convinced to come see this movie with me and said “I am so very sorry.” He laughed. Afterward we walked out and both had the same thought - “That was horrible, and it still was better than Transformers.”
2 – The Number 23
Again, not horrible, but I had expected a whole bunch more than this. The number was really meaningless for the plot. All but Carey as the detective character was dull, slow, plodding. The end part of the movie, with all the “revelations” was really a big let down. Yep, prolly should have known better but went in fairly excited. Left kinda bored.
1 – First Snow
Rented it, but I had been wanting to see it. Small release. Guy Pearce and J.K. Simmons, supposedly a mystery/thriller. And it was mostly well acted (Pearce reminding me a bit of Ralph Fiennes in Strange Days) but the story began to drag half-way and really it went nowhere. Typical “run from your fate, run towards your fate” attempt at a storyline, but really more in the spirit of Magnolia it was a “shit happens” plot. And that kind of ending really ruins things for me.

Honorable Mention: Hot Fuzz
No, I liked it. I did. But I had expected so very much more. Too high of expectations for Simon Pegg, I'm afraid, to ever live up to. My fault, not his.

Top 5 Big Surprises of 2007

5 – The Last Legion
Hey, I really liked it. It was low-grade B fantasy, but I only learned of it the weekend it came out and had no idea what to expect. Probably would disappoint many who expected something else from it, but I enjoyed what I got. It is very rare that a movie hits theaters that I didn't know was coming and I decide to check out on a whim.
4 – Ratatouille
I like Pixar, mostly. And Brad Bird had brought me the amazing Incredibles film. Still, a rat chef in Paris – I'm right there with most people on the premise. Still, the story was light-hearted and life-affirming in a good, non-cheesy way. The characters were well developed, unique, interesting and involving. The humor was spot on. And, along with unique characters, it was an amazingly fresh theme/setting/story/set of characters for a big Hollywood film. Kudos to Pixar! I fell in love. With a French rat that cooks.
3 – Beowulf
Seriously, I had extremely low expectations for this flick. Up until the night before it came out I thought it looked stupid and I had no intention of ever seeing it. Then, that night, after checking movies times for the next day I said to my wife “You want to check out Beowulf tomorrow?” We both know the story very well, and I didn't expect much – but it was exciting, entertaining, and very action-packed. The end sequence had me on the edge of my seat! Not the best of the year, but it far exceed what I thought it would be like.
2 – Ghost Rider
Many hate this film. And it has its flaws. I'm neither a Ghost Rider, the character/comic, nor a Nic Cage fan. I don't like the actress at all. And the villains he fights, for the most part, were lame. But for some reason, like Daredevil, the director made a movie that I really enjoyed. Naysayers may dislike the film, and I can't really defend it as being a great film or anything, but it REALLY entertained me and I expected another Punisher (to me, a meh film.)
1 – Stardust
I love Neil Gaiman, but often he writes stuff I cannot read. This novel was one such story. I tried three times to get into it but couldn't. (Perhaps I need to re-evaluate my “love” of fantasy novels – Tolkien, Gaiman and Jordan are all writers who's fantasy I cannot enjoy.) Back on topic, though, this film was so amazingly fun. It was exactly like Princess Bride mixed with Willow for me, and just as fun as both. Sure it isn't perfect, but both the lack of advertising plus the inability I had with getting into the novel had me thinking it would be blech. It wasn't – it was great!

Honorable Mention: Meet The Robinsons
I hate Disney, but surprisingly keep enjoying many of their animated films. The trailers to this made me think it really lame and a one-joke (dinosaur) film. It wasn't lame, and it had MANY awesome jokes.

Top 5 Films For Merin in 2007
(I feel the need to state that these are my favorites, not necessarily the best made or best reviewed or most money making)

5 – Hostel 2
What can I say? I really liked the first one and I found how they did the second one refreshing. It's not a slasher film. It's not a monster film (unless you consider Eastern Europeans and/or the idle rich as monsters, and there is an argument there for that.) I dunno if it really deserves the “torture porn” genre descriptor (only film I can personally think of that deserves that is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, and even it doesn't really – maybe Devil's Rejects? Yes, that would qualify as “torture porn” to me.) What I do know is that it reversed many of the aspects of the first film, while expanding on the mythos it is creating, and the ending was so perfect and so diabolically ingenious that I was really taken aback. Good, true “horror” films are so hard to come by.
4 – Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Based on my favorite novel in the series. A vast improvement on the previous film (I really disliked Goblet of Fire.) It used interesting techniques to advance the story and the passage of time, and it chopped out a lot to focus on really one narrow through plot. The director did an admirable job condensing that mammoth book! Doesn't hurt that the film has an ensemble cast all acting top notch!
3 – 3:10 to Yuma
Not a fan of westerns – at least I haven't been until very recently. I haven't seen the original. And I'm really not a fan of Russel Crowe. This was, however, an amazing film. Great story, great acting, especially from Alan Tudyk and Ben Foster. Of course Christian Bale was great, and I even liked Crowe in this film. I knew from the trailer I'd love it, however, so it wasn't a surprise at all. I got a bit more than I expected, but I expected a lot.
2 – Grindhouse
Unlike many, I prefer Deathproof. I think the story is better, the pacing is better, and the acting is better. On second watching I loved Deathproof more and liked Planet Terror less. Still, here I'm talking the whole package. From opening faux trailers to the final credits of Deathproof. The WHOLE Grindhouse experience was amazing. I wish I had seen it a second time in the theater. Anyone watching the individuals movies without having seen the whole package in the theater has really, really missed out.
1 – 300
Some love it. Others loathe it. Put me in the “love it” camp. I saw it multiple times in the theater, and have watched it a couple times at home. It helps that I'm a history buff and know all about the Battle at Thermopylae . It might help that I like action sequences where I know who's fighting, can see what is happening (yep, I love the slow motion sequences), and feel like each battle has a point in the story. I get that the film, the whole point, is that one battle over 3 days and nothing else, and as such it all focuses on the immediate precedings and the immediate aftermath. Probably the biggest aide to my enjoyment, however, is my catching that the whole film is a recollection by Dilios told to another band of warriors about to fight and hence Dilios, a great storyteller, is vastly exaggerating the actual events to include monsters and vast numbers and god-like rulers.
I love the whole thing. To me there isn't a flaw in this movie save the fact that so many people hate it. If that's a flaw.

Honorable Mention: Waitress
I really enjoyed this film, but as I caught it on DVD and not in the theater AND I enjoyed Hostel 2 more, it fails to make the list.

Finally, with little fanfare and no lengthy explanations, my last list

Top 5 Anticipated Movies of 2008

5 – The Dark Knight
Nolan and Bale. An interesting looking take on the Joker. No more Katie Holmes. A sequel without a title dumbed down for audiences. If I were a Batman fan, this would probably be higher.
4 – Cloverfield
This might be great. This might be a train wreck. Whatever it turns out to be, I really really want to see it.
3 – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Probably my second favorite novel in the series. I'm digging this movie franchise so much.
2 – Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Yeah, it has a 2 in the title. I'm over it. I loved the first film, love the animated films, and love Selma Blair, Doug Jones and Ron Perlman. Barely beaten by . . .
1 – Iron Man
Marvel's first self-made movie (or however that is really.) So I want to see how that turns out. Directed by Jon Favreau, so I really want to see how it turns out. The suit looks good, so do the trailers. But mostly I want to see Robert Downy Jr. as Tony Stark. Talk about PERFECT casting.

I did say Top 5 Top 5 Lists, right? No? Well, I meant to. To make it 5, I toss this one out for fun.
(with acknowledgements to Pat Ferrarra and his lists.)

Top 5 Maniacs Whose Opinions On Movies I Respect
(otherwords, they say something and I strongly consider it)

5 – MXM
He's crazy. You HAVE to listen to him.
4 – Abbie Bernstein
Does a columnist count as a Maniac? I enjoy her reviews and like her logic, even on the few times I don't agree with her.
3 – Dark Jedi
Outside of Lucas. And Bay. Otherwise, we're good.
2 – tjanson
The more he writes the more I like it.
1 – themovielord
Deserving of his nom de guerre.

Comments/Responses
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GentlemenDeath • Jan 03, 2008, 04:54pm •
Well, that is fine. I do not respect YOUR OPINION EITHER!

Merin • Jan 03, 2008, 06:24pm •
It was top 5, swansong.

I couldn't list everyone. :)

You are kidding, right?

GentlemenDeath • Jan 03, 2008, 06:58pm •
lol, yea man...I was just screwin' around!...

DarkJedi • Jan 04, 2008, 01:32am •
Damn fine list of movies, Merin..and thank you for the props above. Although, I'm not sure how pleased I am to know MXM has better access to my back for any scheming of his. Thankfully, I can hope Ed distracts him..

I had a nice night of movies and it concerns one of your movies on that list. Tonight, I watched Ghost Rider and Shoot Em Up for the first time..back-to-back.

I could understand some criticism towards GH but not in the ways that I previously thought before now. It seems that the film was darker than I thought it would be..and it pulled off some key scenes rather well from a storyline's point of view, not to mention Nic Cage. I'm not too big a fan of him but his comic loyalty/love does show up in the role and you can tell he wanted to do this film right by the way he performed in it.

The only bit I didn't really like in the film is the cops-chasing-him element. I mean, he's a flaming skull riding vertically down a highrise building..He lands unfazed (still flaming) and what to do they do? They shoot at him?

Didn't really understand that part..But the rest of the film had me enjoying it much more than I thought going into it.

I watched Snake Eyes last night on Encore..watched Ghost Rider tonight and I had two entirely seperately experiences from both of them.

I went in expecting crap with GH and I walked away mildly pleased.

Strange stuff, movies and opinions. Everyone will tell how terrible a film is endlessly but when you end up watching the film, you can have an entirely different experience, in large part due to those lower expectations.

Speaking of which...We both now have some very large targets on our backs here. We both like SR and we both liked GH. Oh damn...

Shoot Em Up was a riot to watch since it was obviously a spoof on 80's action movies. Had fun and I threw my brain out as soon as I saw Clive Owen kil someone within the first minute of the film.

I haven't seen Hostel 2 or Stardust yet but I know I'll be picking up the latter because I'm a huge Neil G. fanatic. Can't wait to see it and I truly wish the film did well in theaters. I know..I know..Thinking that when I did nothing to contribute to the box office due to being incredibly busy.

Merin • Jan 04, 2008, 07:41am •
I really enjoyed Shoot 'Em Up as well. It's completely a throw-away film, but it totally is a send-up of 80's action, so if you love or hate that kind of film it's a hoot. All the acting and action were completely over-the-top, but you can tell it was on purpose.
Ridiculous, but fun. I don't know how repeat viewings would work (saw it once) and I saw the far superior 3:10 to Yuma the next day and therefore quickly forgot Shoot 'Em Up, but I know I had fun in the theater. I didn't feel pandered to, I didn't find the film dumbed down, it didn't have stupid insulting humor, and I know who was fighting and what was happening and cared about the action sequences as silly as they were.

Back to Ghost Rider - the cops firing on him didn't bug me nearly as much as the couple times that Ghost Rider, not Johnny Blaze, gave off one-liners. They stood out. Also I found Blackheart poorly written and the Fallen to be largely forgettable and uninteresting advesaries. Oh, and Sam Elliot's "Last Ride" seemed like a waste of a last "firing up" to me, at least. Nit-picking aside, however, I agree with you 100% - you can tell Nic Cage loves Ghost Rider and was doing his best to bring the character he loves to life. After seeing this I thought "Well, I guess maybe it wouldn't have been HORRIBLE had he been Superman." Miscast like Alba as Sue, but I actually like her as Sue once I saw her performance.

As for MXM - Ed warned me I better include him in the list or I'd live to regret it more than being baited by trolls.

DarkJedi • Jan 07, 2008, 01:38am •
Wow...I just caught 3:10 to Yuma tonight and I'm truly in awe on it. I like my Westerns even though there's not much of them lately and I knew going in that having Russell Crowe and Christian Bale would be a plus for it.

But once again, Ben Foster continues to impress the hell out of me.

I caught him in Hostage and while that film was merely "okay", Ben Foster's performance as Mars in the film...as the villain...was absolutely great. I thought to myself "Who the hell is this guy??"

He gave me the same impressions from 3:10 to Yuma.

I think it's his eyes. He's one great character actor for his age and those eyes are downright creepy at times.

I know there's not many Westerns but 3:10 to Yuma has to be up there..perhaps my favorite in the last 10 years.

And yes, I did like Open Range though that film was more about grazing and cattle herding for me.

Four stars goes to 3:10. It would be in my top 5 films of the year too had I caught it earlier..

Merin • Jan 07, 2008, 09:10am •
If you go back to my Critique of X-Men: The Last Stand, you'll see I list Ben Foster's performance as one of the good things about the movie.
As well as Ellen Page's.

Both are continuing to show their acting chops - Foster in 3:10 to Yuma, Page in Juno.

snallygaster • Jan 08, 2008, 08:37pm •
Merin, I have to give you props for putting Hostel 2 on your top 5 list. It's a brave thing to do given the many bashers of both Eli Roth and "torture porn" (and I suspect most of the bashing comes from people who have never seen Hostel 2).

I'm not sure if it would make my top 5 list for the year, but probably my top 10 - and definitely my pick for best horror flick of the year. It didn't deserve to be branded as "torture porn". The first Hostel was moreso deserving of the label, but I think Roth intentionally toned down the gore this time given the female protagonists. It's also worth noting that - apart from the gruesome opening scene that bridges the two movies, the blood didn't start to flow until the last third of the flick. Between those two points, Roth actually developed the characters and built suspense, something that a lot of other modern horror movies have no idea how to do. I thought the style of H2 was very much in the grindhouse tradition, and probably would have fit in well as a third feature in Grindhouse.

Another thing that appeals to me about both of the Hostel movies is how simple the plots are in comparison to the oft-compared Saw movies. The Saw flicks (apart from the terrific first one) get so involved in their moral dilemmas that I find the horror itself gets drained from the movies. The Hostel movies are straightforward cautionary tales, not very far removed from their fairy tale origins - with basic lessons like don't trust strangers offering candy (or sex, love, or money).

Merin • Jan 08, 2008, 11:35pm •
Props are nice.

Moreso when they translate into bangs. ;)

But thanks for the comments. Its nice to see thoughtful responses. I agree with most of what you said.:)

snallygaster • Jan 09, 2008, 03:31am •
Consider your blog BANGED. :)

Sometimes I forget about the BANG system.

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