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Igor (Eye-gor): NotAFan's The Life and Death of Igor (Eye-gor)
(Mon 06/02/2008 10:50pm)
Hello there peoples and non-peoples alike. I've dusted off the old blog 'cuz I decided to write my own script about Igor and wanted it to share it with you all. Thankyou to StarlightGuard for the inspiration, you are my hero. A special thanks to my personal dog groomer Jacques, I couldn't have done it without you. I'd also like to thank the aztec god Quetzalcoatl, who makes all things possible. In closing let me say this: Jenga we did it baby we did it. And so without further ado I present in it’s entirety NotAFan’s The Life and Death of Igor (Eye-gor):
Frankenstein Monster: Look at the F***in' Hunchback of Notredame over here.
IGOR: Why don't you go f*** yourself, Franky?
[everyone laughs]
Dr. Frankenstein: Whoa! I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the b@!!$ on this kid. Hey Igor, this is for you. [tosses money on the table] That's the way. You don't take no sh!+ from nobody. Franky, you gonna let him get away with that? What's the matter with you? What's the world comin' to?
[Frankenstein Monster pulls out a gun and shoots Igor]
Frankenstein Monster: That's what the f***ing world is comin' to.
Dr. Frankenstein: What is the matter with you, huh? What is the f***ing matter with you?! What are you, a f***ing sick maniac or something?! Franky, I'm kidding with you.
Frankenstein Monster: Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my f***ing b@!!$.
Dr. Frankenstein: I'm f***ing kidding with you, you f***ing shoot the guy?
Villager 1: He's dead.
Frankenstein Monster: I'm a good shot, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot. F***in' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
Villager 2: How could you miss at this distance?
Dr. Frankenstein: You stupid b*stard, I can't f***in' believe you. Now, you're gonna do the f***in' thing now. You're gonna reanimate the corpse. You're gonna do it. I got no f***in' brains left. You're gonna do it.
Frankenstein Monster: Fine, I'll reanimate f***ing the corpse. I don't give a f***. What, is this the first Corpse I ever reanimated? Where are the shovels?
(Look at me! My writing is hackneyed enough to write for “Family Guy”! All I need to add is this line: Peter Griffin: This reminds me of the time Martin Scorsese directed a remake of Frakenstein.)-NotAFan
(Mon 06/02/2008 10:50pm)
Hello there peoples and non-peoples alike. I've dusted off the old blog 'cuz I decided to write my own script about Igor and wanted it to share it with you all. Thankyou to StarlightGuard for the inspiration, you are my hero. A special thanks to my personal dog groomer Jacques, I couldn't have done it without you. I'd also like to thank the aztec god Quetzalcoatl, who makes all things possible. In closing let me say this: Jenga we did it baby we did it. And so without further ado I present in it’s entirety NotAFan’s The Life and Death of Igor (Eye-gor):
Frankenstein Monster: Look at the F***in' Hunchback of Notredame over here.
IGOR: Why don't you go f*** yourself, Franky?
[everyone laughs]
Dr. Frankenstein: Whoa! I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the b@!!$ on this kid. Hey Igor, this is for you. [tosses money on the table] That's the way. You don't take no sh!+ from nobody. Franky, you gonna let him get away with that? What's the matter with you? What's the world comin' to?
[Frankenstein Monster pulls out a gun and shoots Igor]
Frankenstein Monster: That's what the f***ing world is comin' to.
Dr. Frankenstein: What is the matter with you, huh? What is the f***ing matter with you?! What are you, a f***ing sick maniac or something?! Franky, I'm kidding with you.
Frankenstein Monster: Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my f***ing b@!!$.
Dr. Frankenstein: I'm f***ing kidding with you, you f***ing shoot the guy?
Villager 1: He's dead.
Frankenstein Monster: I'm a good shot, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot. F***in' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
Villager 2: How could you miss at this distance?
Dr. Frankenstein: You stupid b*stard, I can't f***in' believe you. Now, you're gonna do the f***in' thing now. You're gonna reanimate the corpse. You're gonna do it. I got no f***in' brains left. You're gonna do it.
Frankenstein Monster: Fine, I'll reanimate f***ing the corpse. I don't give a f***. What, is this the first Corpse I ever reanimated? Where are the shovels?
(Look at me! My writing is hackneyed enough to write for “Family Guy”! All I need to add is this line: Peter Griffin: This reminds me of the time Martin Scorsese directed a remake of Frakenstein.)-NotAFan
Absolutely beautiful. Now we just need Jay and Silent Bob to come crashing through.