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De Niro Out of Mel Gibson's DARKNESS - Sep 04, 2008 - 05:44pm
Gibson probably tried to indoctrine him and Deniro ran the other way!
Gibson probably tried to indoctrine him and Deniro ran the other way!
Paramount Rolling Out New TRANSFORMERS 2 Featurettes - Sep 04, 2008 - 03:50am
I say someone start a petition to get Megan Fox to do full frontal and full backal nudity for this movie! It's the only way to save this movie from being crappy! BTW I've already seen Megan FOx's naked breasts but I wouldn't mind seeing them again.
I say someone start a petition to get Megan Fox to do full frontal and full backal nudity for this movie! It's the only way to save this movie from being crappy! BTW I've already seen Megan FOx's naked breasts but I wouldn't mind seeing them again.
Columbia and Marvel Considering GHOST RIDER 2? - Sep 04, 2008 - 03:46am
If they make a part 2 howsabout getting him a better toupe. I say bring back that dude who says "I am The wind". That dude was HI-LAR-IOUS!
If they make a part 2 howsabout getting him a better toupe. I say bring back that dude who says "I am The wind". That dude was HI-LAR-IOUS!
PRISON BREAK: Scylla/Breaking and Entering - Sep 04, 2008 - 12:21am
Um wasn't this lady's head in a box and now she's alive all of a sudden? What did they do sew her head back on or something? I demand an explanation! And I don't want to hear some stupid $#!+ like it wasn't her head in the box! Because it was made pretty clear that it was her head in a box! Michael Rapaport you like to talk, explain this!
Um wasn't this lady's head in a box and now she's alive all of a sudden? What did they do sew her head back on or something? I demand an explanation! And I don't want to hear some stupid $#!+ like it wasn't her head in the box! Because it was made pretty clear that it was her head in a box! Michael Rapaport you like to talk, explain this!
DVD Review of Dexter Season 2 - Sep 03, 2008 - 10:55pm
I've watched an episode here and there but I can't get past the ridiculous premise. He's a serial killer, but feel free to root for him because he only kills other serial killers. It's kind of like making a show about a rapist who only rapes other rapists.
I've watched an episode here and there but I can't get past the ridiculous premise. He's a serial killer, but feel free to root for him because he only kills other serial killers. It's kind of like making a show about a rapist who only rapes other rapists.
Tim Roth Leading Sky One's Fantasy SKELLIG - Sep 03, 2008 - 03:37am
Part angel-part owl? Shoot that F***ing thing before it reproduces!
Part angel-part owl? Shoot that F***ing thing before it reproduces!
Stephen Sommers Swinging Forward With TARZAN - Sep 03, 2008 - 03:32am
"The two do not plan to work from the original 1914 Burroughs tome or any previous film." Then what's the point of even calling it TARZAN? Just so you can use the name? This sounds like a worse idea than that Smallville-ized version of Tarzan they made a few years back!
"The two do not plan to work from the original 1914 Burroughs tome or any previous film." Then what's the point of even calling it TARZAN? Just so you can use the name? This sounds like a worse idea than that Smallville-ized version of Tarzan they made a few years back!
Eastman Reveals Live-Action TMNT - Sep 02, 2008 - 09:05pm
Eastman is just like Farlaine with SPAWN, he only created one thing in his life and so he keeps trying to ride it until the wheels fall off.
Eastman is just like Farlaine with SPAWN, he only created one thing in his life and so he keeps trying to ride it until the wheels fall off.
Mark Millar Outlines WANTED Sequels - Sep 02, 2008 - 02:38am
Fuck This $#!+ They have the balls to to say "based on the comicbook". It was like some idiot only read the title and wrote the movie just based on that. Changing all the characters to Assasins completely misses the F***ing point of the comic! The whole point of the story is this is what would happen if the super-villians finally beat the super-heroes! Without them being super-villians the story has no point! The fact that Miller has not condemned this movie makes him a sellout! MILLER YOU ARE A F***ING SELLOUT!
Fuck This $#!+ They have the balls to to say "based on the comicbook". It was like some idiot only read the title and wrote the movie just based on that. Changing all the characters to Assasins completely misses the F***ing point of the comic! The whole point of the story is this is what would happen if the super-villians finally beat the super-heroes! Without them being super-villians the story has no point! The fact that Miller has not condemned this movie makes him a sellout! MILLER YOU ARE A F***ING SELLOUT!
Johnson Updates on Leading KICK-ASS - Sep 02, 2008 - 02:20am
"'That's the thing about Kick-Ass,' Aaron explained. 'It's set in the real world and poor old Dave ends up in hospital.'" "Cage is a former cop who wants to bring down a druglord and has trained his daughter (Chloe Moretz) to be a lethal weapon."---Yes because in the real world people train their daughters to be lethal weapons and take down drug dealers. Um yes that happens in the real world all the time. Doesn't it! S) :] ;)
"'That's the thing about Kick-Ass,' Aaron explained. 'It's set in the real world and poor old Dave ends up in hospital.'" "Cage is a former cop who wants to bring down a druglord and has trained his daughter (Chloe Moretz) to be a lethal weapon."---Yes because in the real world people train their daughters to be lethal weapons and take down drug dealers. Um yes that happens in the real world all the time. Doesn't it! S) :] ;)
Moroccan Set Photos for PERSIA - Sep 01, 2008 - 07:56pm
They are F***ing ruining this movie! Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton? Are they F***ing kidding? The POP is NOT WHITE! He is Middle Eastern! At least cast someone who looks Middle Eastern for F*** sake! This is as bad as when they made "Kingpin" black and "Elecktra" white! Plus if you're gonna go white on this, which I still think is F***ing stupid and will ruin the movie, but if you're gonna do it then Orlando Bloom is the obvious choice! F***ing Hollywood F**heads, they F*** up absolutley everything! EVERY-F**ING-THING!
They are F***ing ruining this movie! Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton? Are they F***ing kidding? The POP is NOT WHITE! He is Middle Eastern! At least cast someone who looks Middle Eastern for F*** sake! This is as bad as when they made "Kingpin" black and "Elecktra" white! Plus if you're gonna go white on this, which I still think is F***ing stupid and will ruin the movie, but if you're gonna do it then Orlando Bloom is the obvious choice! F***ing Hollywood F**heads, they F*** up absolutley everything! EVERY-F**ING-THING!
Latest Full Trailer for MAX PAYNE - Aug 28, 2008 - 11:22pm
I say the Vulture People should get their own spin-off! They can call it "Mutt Williams, Alex O'Connell, and the Vulture People of Doom"! It will be more popular than Baywatch Nights, I tells ya!
I say the Vulture People should get their own spin-off! They can call it "Mutt Williams, Alex O'Connell, and the Vulture People of Doom"! It will be more popular than Baywatch Nights, I tells ya!
Alex Proyas Updates on Adapting Dracula's YEAR ZERO - Aug 28, 2008 - 03:26pm
This $#!+ is supposed to be about the first vampire and you want to make it grounded in reality? WTF? How exactly do you F***ing do that? What do you have his father have teh S3X with a vampire bat and nine months later BOOM? Seriously this is just F***ing stupid! Besides I want him to turn into a bat and fly and all that $#!+ That's what made him cool!
This $#!+ is supposed to be about the first vampire and you want to make it grounded in reality? WTF? How exactly do you F***ing do that? What do you have his father have teh S3X with a vampire bat and nine months later BOOM? Seriously this is just F***ing stupid! Besides I want him to turn into a bat and fly and all that $#!+ That's what made him cool!
Fey and Downey Jr. Voicing Stiller's MASTERMIND - Aug 28, 2008 - 02:58pm
Hmmm this sounds a bit dark for something, in which the target audience is the wee wee children, besides I don't see how they can do this better than the Venture Bros., which pretty much covered this ground already. GO ORDER OF THE TRIAD!
Hmmm this sounds a bit dark for something, in which the target audience is the wee wee children, besides I don't see how they can do this better than the Venture Bros., which pretty much covered this ground already. GO ORDER OF THE TRIAD!
HBO Scraps Adaptation of PREACHER - Aug 27, 2008 - 12:52pm
WTF? This is some real Bonnie Hammer Bull$#!+ FU Bonnie Hammer! You and your F***ing P*nstar name can go back to what you're good at...Table Dances! I thought HBO was gonna be adapting comicbooks regularly, at least that was the way they made it sound. Well I guess that dream is dead! F***ing Corporate politics Bull$#!+ HBO = Here Be A$$holes! No wait that would HBA!...Aw screw it, I stand by my statment!
WTF? This is some real Bonnie Hammer Bull$#!+ FU Bonnie Hammer! You and your F***ing P*nstar name can go back to what you're good at...Table Dances! I thought HBO was gonna be adapting comicbooks regularly, at least that was the way they made it sound. Well I guess that dream is dead! F***ing Corporate politics Bull$#!+ HBO = Here Be A$$holes! No wait that would HBA!...Aw screw it, I stand by my statment!
Madhouse to Produce Wolverine and Iron Man Anime - Aug 26, 2008 - 12:38pm
Marvel's done this before in the 70's when they licensed "Japanese Spider-man". Have you ever seen the live action Japanese Spider-man? That $#!+ was crazy! You can MST3K that $#!+ like mother F***ing crazy! I hate Japanime, but if this $#!+ is as whacked out F***ing crazy as "Japanese Spider-man", I may just hafta watch that $#!+
Marvel's done this before in the 70's when they licensed "Japanese Spider-man". Have you ever seen the live action Japanese Spider-man? That $#!+ was crazy! You can MST3K that $#!+ like mother F***ing crazy! I hate Japanime, but if this $#!+ is as whacked out F***ing crazy as "Japanese Spider-man", I may just hafta watch that $#!+
Director Mathieu Kassovitz Upset About BABYLON A.D - Aug 25, 2008 - 08:01pm
Hmmm Looks like Diesel can't win for losing. Oh well, there's always the director's cut 20 years from now. He should try for the part of BA Barracas, but I still say it should be Michael Duncan Clark! I refuse to accept either Ice Cube or Tyrese as B.A. Barracas!
Hmmm Looks like Diesel can't win for losing. Oh well, there's always the director's cut 20 years from now. He should try for the part of BA Barracas, but I still say it should be Michael Duncan Clark! I refuse to accept either Ice Cube or Tyrese as B.A. Barracas!
First Trailer for FAST AND FURIOUS Online - Aug 25, 2008 - 04:54pm
Hmmm Vin "I don't do sequels" Diesel looks a little bit soft to me! I guess he can no longer afford the Gym membership fees! Anyway that wasn't even a F&F car! What did they abandon the cotton candy colored street racing cars? It's funny they were able to get the whole cast back! Apparently all their careers went nowhere! Is Michelle "I'm not a lesbian...I swear" Rodriguez gonna be his love interst? 'Cuz trying to see her fake a love scene is gonna MORE painful than having to watch Vito and Johnny Cakes from the Sopranos! And if you don't know then google that $#!+ B*tches!
Hmmm Vin "I don't do sequels" Diesel looks a little bit soft to me! I guess he can no longer afford the Gym membership fees! Anyway that wasn't even a F&F car! What did they abandon the cotton candy colored street racing cars? It's funny they were able to get the whole cast back! Apparently all their careers went nowhere! Is Michelle "I'm not a lesbian...I swear" Rodriguez gonna be his love interst? 'Cuz trying to see her fake a love scene is gonna MORE painful than having to watch Vito and Johnny Cakes from the Sopranos! And if you don't know then google that $#!+ B*tches!
Vin Diesel: RIDDICK Sequels Still Possible - Aug 25, 2008 - 04:11pm
I swear I want to just F***ing choke this guy! How the F*** do you so screwup a born to be inconic character like Riddick? The pile of horse $#!+ that was Chronicles doesn't deserve two sequels! I say pretend that Chronicles didn't happen and make up some reason to send him back to the planet ala "Aliens"!
I swear I want to just F***ing choke this guy! How the F*** do you so screwup a born to be inconic character like Riddick? The pile of horse $#!+ that was Chronicles doesn't deserve two sequels! I say pretend that Chronicles didn't happen and make up some reason to send him back to the planet ala "Aliens"!
TV Wasteland: CBS Knows Best, or Do They? - Aug 25, 2008 - 04:03pm
11th Hour sounds like just another precedureal to me! (Yes I know I can't spell! F***ing SUE ME!) I'll tell you what! I HAVE F***ING HAD IT WITH ALL THESE F***ING PRECEDUREALS! I'm a murder detective that only solves Navy cases! I'm a murder detective that only solves serial killer cases! I'm a murder detective that only solves cases that have mother F***ing bones! What's left a murder detective who only solves cases where people choke to death on ham sandwiches? ENOUGH ALL F***ING READY! STOP THIS $#!+! I swear it's driving me insane!
11th Hour sounds like just another precedureal to me! (Yes I know I can't spell! F***ing SUE ME!) I'll tell you what! I HAVE F***ING HAD IT WITH ALL THESE F***ING PRECEDUREALS! I'm a murder detective that only solves Navy cases! I'm a murder detective that only solves serial killer cases! I'm a murder detective that only solves cases that have mother F***ing bones! What's left a murder detective who only solves cases where people choke to death on ham sandwiches? ENOUGH ALL F***ING READY! STOP THIS $#!+! I swear it's driving me insane!
Kristen Bell Lends Voice in ASTRO BOY - Aug 25, 2008 - 01:22pm
Dem Cross-eyes really bother me. Can't she get an operation to fix dat or somefin'? Or get her a pair O' glasses an' fix that lazy F***ing eye of hers! If not put on some dark F***ing sunglasses 'cuz I don't wanna hafta look at dat $#!+!
Dem Cross-eyes really bother me. Can't she get an operation to fix dat or somefin'? Or get her a pair O' glasses an' fix that lazy F***ing eye of hers! If not put on some dark F***ing sunglasses 'cuz I don't wanna hafta look at dat $#!+!
Keaton and Benson Make Famous Couple in TOY STORY 3 - Aug 25, 2008 - 01:12pm
It's been ten years between 2 and 3! Their target audience is still kids! By now the ones who saw the first two are comletely grown. So when this comes out will anyboy care? Besides that how is using the writer of Little Miss Sunshine a good thing? Unless Buzz is gonna start sniffing heroin and Woody is gonna and try to kill himself because Ham doesn't love him and ranaway with Mr. PotatoHead!
It's been ten years between 2 and 3! Their target audience is still kids! By now the ones who saw the first two are comletely grown. So when this comes out will anyboy care? Besides that how is using the writer of Little Miss Sunshine a good thing? Unless Buzz is gonna start sniffing heroin and Woody is gonna and try to kill himself because Ham doesn't love him and ranaway with Mr. PotatoHead!
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 25, 2008 - 12:57pm
Gawd D@mn it! Don't tease me like that! I was hoping that someone looked at his rat-face and mistaking him for the montauk monster, beat the $#!+ out of him! They ruined the first Transformers! No doubt they are ruining the second Transformers! F*** you Bay you F***ing hack! STOP RUINING TRANSFORMERS! MICHAEL BAY IS THE F***ING DEVIL! SOMEBODY ANYBOY FIRE MICHAEL BAY BEFORE HE DOOMS US ALL!
Gawd D@mn it! Don't tease me like that! I was hoping that someone looked at his rat-face and mistaking him for the montauk monster, beat the $#!+ out of him! They ruined the first Transformers! No doubt they are ruining the second Transformers! F*** you Bay you F***ing hack! STOP RUINING TRANSFORMERS! MICHAEL BAY IS THE F***ING DEVIL! SOMEBODY ANYBOY FIRE MICHAEL BAY BEFORE HE DOOMS US ALL!
Nic Cage Joins Vaughn's KICK ASS - Aug 22, 2008 - 10:07pm
It seems ridiculous to me to greenlight a movie before the comic is even out. Especially when there are so many comics that have yet to be greenlighted that should be. F***ing HOLLYWOOD! Dem is some straight up stupid B*tches!
It seems ridiculous to me to greenlight a movie before the comic is even out. Especially when there are so many comics that have yet to be greenlighted that should be. F***ing HOLLYWOOD! Dem is some straight up stupid B*tches!
Ritchie Updates on SHERLOCK HOLMES - Aug 22, 2008 - 08:15pm
Ritchie has only proven himself in Brtish criminal underworld comedies. Everything else he does seems to suck. I'm not sure if he's the right guy for this. Unless the comicbook is about a group of eclectic criminals commiting crimes in a comedic fashion and Holmes trying to catch them, he should probably just stick to what he's good at...trying to get Madonna's money.
Ritchie has only proven himself in Brtish criminal underworld comedies. Everything else he does seems to suck. I'm not sure if he's the right guy for this. Unless the comicbook is about a group of eclectic criminals commiting crimes in a comedic fashion and Holmes trying to catch them, he should probably just stick to what he's good at...trying to get Madonna's money.
Jon Favreau Flies Ahead into IRON MAN 2 - Aug 21, 2008 - 06:34pm
Favreau you F***ing P*$$y! How the hell do you make Ironman and not use Mandarin as the first villian? You scared little b*tch! Madarin better be in the sequel God D*mn it! The P.C. P*$$y Patrol be d@mned!
Favreau you F***ing P*$$y! How the hell do you make Ironman and not use Mandarin as the first villian? You scared little b*tch! Madarin better be in the sequel God D*mn it! The P.C. P*$$y Patrol be d@mned!
Bond's SOLACE Moves Back a Week - Aug 21, 2008 - 06:27pm
I hated Casino Royale! I know surprise, surprise right? But I much prefer the Sly Fox Bond to the Raging Bull Bond! Plus the gadgets are half the fun! No gadgets reduces the cool factor by at least half! Bring back Brosnan you b@stards! BTW Isn't this the movie where Craig wanted to turn to Bond into a Bi-sexual or something? Also I don't know who that lady is but she ugly!
I hated Casino Royale! I know surprise, surprise right? But I much prefer the Sly Fox Bond to the Raging Bull Bond! Plus the gadgets are half the fun! No gadgets reduces the cool factor by at least half! Bring back Brosnan you b@stards! BTW Isn't this the movie where Craig wanted to turn to Bond into a Bi-sexual or something? Also I don't know who that lady is but she ugly!
KICK ASS Begins Production in Three Weeks - Aug 21, 2008 - 11:32am
I never said I read it! But in the real world when some dude starting swinging his swords in fancy dance like fashion to show how he gonna kick your A$$ you just shoot him, crack a smile, and walk away!BTW CardinalSin I think I love you! Marry me! Um you are a chick right? Oh Gawd I hope your a chick! But if your not?......OH Gawd I think I'm gonna be sick! Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
I never said I read it! But in the real world when some dude starting swinging his swords in fancy dance like fashion to show how he gonna kick your A$$ you just shoot him, crack a smile, and walk away!BTW CardinalSin I think I love you! Marry me! Um you are a chick right? Oh Gawd I hope your a chick! But if your not?......OH Gawd I think I'm gonna be sick! Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
First Look at Adams as Earhart in MUSEUM 2 - Aug 21, 2008 - 11:23am
Hey half of my comment never posted and it was the better half! STOP STIFLING MY CREATIVE GENIUS GOD D@mn IT!
Hey half of my comment never posted and it was the better half! STOP STIFLING MY CREATIVE GENIUS GOD D@mn IT!
KICK ASS Begins Production in Three Weeks - Aug 21, 2008 - 02:52am
Kickass more like SucksA$$! Sorry but it was just too tempting not to! THe problem with this is it's suppose to take place in the real world but it doesn't! In the real world a butterknife won't stop a bullet! In the real world even Scott Evil could stop this dude! He's got a gun in his room, just let him go get it! In the real wrold you would need shotguns for this deal! IN the real world just cuz you take gymnastics, doesn't mean you can fight Ninjas and defeat a whole town full of crazed villagers by means of a pummel horse! ANd the most important thing to remember, In the real world you can train all you want but boards don't hit back!
Kickass more like SucksA$$! Sorry but it was just too tempting not to! THe problem with this is it's suppose to take place in the real world but it doesn't! In the real world a butterknife won't stop a bullet! In the real world even Scott Evil could stop this dude! He's got a gun in his room, just let him go get it! In the real wrold you would need shotguns for this deal! IN the real world just cuz you take gymnastics, doesn't mean you can fight Ninjas and defeat a whole town full of crazed villagers by means of a pummel horse! ANd the most important thing to remember, In the real world you can train all you want but boards don't hit back!
First Look at Adams as Earhart in MUSEUM 2 - Aug 21, 2008 - 02:40am
"Plot Summary: In the sequel, the Museum of Natural History is closed down for upgrading and the exhibits are put into storage at the Federal Archives in Washington, D.C. Amy Adams will play an undetermined historical figure who has a crush on security guard Larry (Stiller)."----What is this? Maniquin 3?
"Plot Summary: In the sequel, the Museum of Natural History is closed down for upgrading and the exhibits are put into storage at the Federal Archives in Washington, D.C. Amy Adams will play an undetermined historical figure who has a crush on security guard Larry (Stiller)."----What is this? Maniquin 3?
Alcon Brings Life to CRYPTOZOO - Aug 18, 2008 - 12:27pm
There is already a cartoon show coming out with almost the exact same plot! [sniff sniif] I smell a lawsuit! But anyway, wasn't that the plot to Harry and the Hendersons?
There is already a cartoon show coming out with almost the exact same plot! [sniff sniif] I smell a lawsuit! But anyway, wasn't that the plot to Harry and the Hendersons?
Columbia Hires Two Writers to Adapt GOOSEBUMPS - Aug 18, 2008 - 12:12pm
Why bother? The TV show was a pretty accurate adaptation of the books. Why bother with this? What's the point? When you can get an adaptation of almost every book already on DVD, from the TV show! Adapt something that hasn't been adapted! and STOP ADAPTING THE SAME LIKE 30 PROPERTIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU HOLLYWOOD F***HEADS!
Why bother? The TV show was a pretty accurate adaptation of the books. Why bother with this? What's the point? When you can get an adaptation of almost every book already on DVD, from the TV show! Adapt something that hasn't been adapted! and STOP ADAPTING THE SAME LIKE 30 PROPERTIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU HOLLYWOOD F***HEADS!
Mania Sits Down With Mirrors' Aja, Sutherland and Smart - Aug 16, 2008 - 04:31pm
Amy Smart can dislocate her jaw on comand? Well that's sure to make her more popular with the boys! If you know what I mean....And I know that you do!
Amy Smart can dislocate her jaw on comand? Well that's sure to make her more popular with the boys! If you know what I mean....And I know that you do!
Miller out of JLA and In for GREEN LANTERN? - Aug 15, 2008 - 02:51am
It has to be Hal Jordan! Using the black green Lantern is like Making Catain america, but using US Agent! Give me libert-- er I mean Hal Jordan or give me your death!
It has to be Hal Jordan! Using the black green Lantern is like Making Catain america, but using US Agent! Give me libert-- er I mean Hal Jordan or give me your death!
Some McLovin in Store for Vaughn's KICK ASS - Aug 15, 2008 - 02:43am
"Chloe Moretz, who has been cast in the project as a potty-mouthed 11-year-old who chops down crime thugs with a ninja sword and Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin in Superbad) is in negotiations to play Red Mist, the angry teen son of a mobster who tries to find uncover Kick-Ass' identity. "---THis just sounds STUUUUPID! Why is this so STUUUPID? Hollywood is STUUUPID! Eveything is STUUUUPID! STUUUUUPID! STUUUUPID! STUUUUUPID! STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDD!
"Chloe Moretz, who has been cast in the project as a potty-mouthed 11-year-old who chops down crime thugs with a ninja sword and Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin in Superbad) is in negotiations to play Red Mist, the angry teen son of a mobster who tries to find uncover Kick-Ass' identity. "---THis just sounds STUUUUPID! Why is this so STUUUPID? Hollywood is STUUUPID! Eveything is STUUUUPID! STUUUUUPID! STUUUUPID! STUUUUUPID! STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDD!
EUREKA: Best in Faux - Aug 15, 2008 - 02:36am
WHERE THE F*** IS TAGGERT! I DON'T CARE THAT HE GOT A JOB WITH ANOTHER TV SHOW! Throw him in for a few episodes at least!
WHERE THE F*** IS TAGGERT! I DON'T CARE THAT HE GOT A JOB WITH ANOTHER TV SHOW! Throw him in for a few episodes at least!
Top Maniacal Rumors: Miller's Lantern, Mignola Hell and Super Paris - Aug 15, 2008 - 02:30am
1. Stop with this travesty! IF you're gonna make the teen titans, then call it the TEEN TITANS! Don't call it JLA if you're using all teenagers! ALso stop with the black Green Lantern already!It is an insult to Green Lantern fans! It's like making a movie about Batman and using Jean-Paul Valley, instead of Bruce Wayne!2. What a F***ing baby Mignolia is! By Del Toro's own account his influence is what ruined the first movie! Del Toro made his character mainstream! He should just shut up and go back to kissing Del Toro's ass, cuz most people still don't know who he is anyway!3. GOOD! I always thought this was a bad idea anyway! Who wants to go back now, and findout how Magneto became Magneto? It's kinda a moot point! Have we learned nothing from the SW trilogoy? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?4. I already have her superhero name all picked out "Bigfoot". Her superpower is that she has feet the size of New Jersey and the best thing is that it's a true story. HAHAHA!5. I DON"T CARE!6. If they have any B@lls at all, they will release this on Mother's Day! Imagine taking your 150 year old MOM to this on Mother's day! Just tell her it's a heartwarming tale about 2 boys who love their Mother! Then relish the look of horror on her face when all the gushie stuff happens! That's not letting me buy that metal Ninja Sword that one time when I was five! HAHAHA!Oh Gawd! Now I am completely spent! Ladies carry me out! The bedroom's that way! And don't forget to lock the door on your way in!
1. Stop with this travesty! IF you're gonna make the teen titans, then call it the TEEN TITANS! Don't call it JLA if you're using all teenagers! ALso stop with the black Green Lantern already!It is an insult to Green Lantern fans! It's like making a movie about Batman and using Jean-Paul Valley, instead of Bruce Wayne!2. What a F***ing baby Mignolia is! By Del Toro's own account his influence is what ruined the first movie! Del Toro made his character mainstream! He should just shut up and go back to kissing Del Toro's ass, cuz most people still don't know who he is anyway!3. GOOD! I always thought this was a bad idea anyway! Who wants to go back now, and findout how Magneto became Magneto? It's kinda a moot point! Have we learned nothing from the SW trilogoy? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?4. I already have her superhero name all picked out "Bigfoot". Her superpower is that she has feet the size of New Jersey and the best thing is that it's a true story. HAHAHA!5. I DON"T CARE!6. If they have any B@lls at all, they will release this on Mother's Day! Imagine taking your 150 year old MOM to this on Mother's day! Just tell her it's a heartwarming tale about 2 boys who love their Mother! Then relish the look of horror on her face when all the gushie stuff happens! That's not letting me buy that metal Ninja Sword that one time when I was five! HAHAHA!Oh Gawd! Now I am completely spent! Ladies carry me out! The bedroom's that way! And don't forget to lock the door on your way in!
New 2-D Art for PRINCESS AND THE FROG - Aug 11, 2008 - 10:53am
GOOD! Every hollywood idiot thinks every animated movie has to 3-D because Toy Story made money! The animation should fit the story not the other way around!
GOOD! Every hollywood idiot thinks every animated movie has to 3-D because Toy Story made money! The animation should fit the story not the other way around!
Marks Updates on HACK/SLASH and STREET FIGHTER - Aug 11, 2008 - 09:20am
Yeah that's what Street Fighter fans wanna see a movie about....Chun Li? WTF? Who gives a f*** about Hack/Slash! OOOO some stupid lady I never heard of is gonna hunt Slashers I never heard of! Who gives a F***! I say scrap this movie and Make "Ash vs Jason vs Freddy" instead! Look for everyone who says Bruce is too old I get him a gurdle, some hair die, super glue a chainsaw to his hand and throw in the F*** in there! FOR GOD'S SAKE GET THAT MAN A GURDLE!
Yeah that's what Street Fighter fans wanna see a movie about....Chun Li? WTF? Who gives a f*** about Hack/Slash! OOOO some stupid lady I never heard of is gonna hunt Slashers I never heard of! Who gives a F***! I say scrap this movie and Make "Ash vs Jason vs Freddy" instead! Look for everyone who says Bruce is too old I get him a gurdle, some hair die, super glue a chainsaw to his hand and throw in the F*** in there! FOR GOD'S SAKE GET THAT MAN A GURDLE!
Columbia Takes Flight With Patterson's MAXIMUM RIDE - Aug 10, 2008 - 01:39am
I refuse to watch this unless they add in the following: 1. an adult female birdgirl character 2. Some hot wolfman on birdgirl action! Comeone you know you want it! 3. Full frontal and full backal birdgirl female nudity! 4. No guy butt! God help you if there is any guy butt! 5. For sed birdgirl to come to be my house, where i will hand her a spray paint gun and she will fly around and paint my house.....in the nude!...WHAT? Why are you looking at me like that!....Too far?....Um this is just awkward now......So how about those [insert your favorite sporting team here]?....Don't they just flat out suck?....like alot...so yeah um...See Ya!
I refuse to watch this unless they add in the following: 1. an adult female birdgirl character 2. Some hot wolfman on birdgirl action! Comeone you know you want it! 3. Full frontal and full backal birdgirl female nudity! 4. No guy butt! God help you if there is any guy butt! 5. For sed birdgirl to come to be my house, where i will hand her a spray paint gun and she will fly around and paint my house.....in the nude!...WHAT? Why are you looking at me like that!....Too far?....Um this is just awkward now......So how about those [insert your favorite sporting team here]?....Don't they just flat out suck?....like alot...so yeah um...See Ya!
Ratner and Coto Leading WILD BOYS - Aug 10, 2008 - 01:06am
This sounds like some 80's craptastic tv pilot! GO MANAMAL! Better yet forget this and just remake Nasty Boys! Hey anyone remember Nasty Boys?
This sounds like some 80's craptastic tv pilot! GO MANAMAL! Better yet forget this and just remake Nasty Boys! Hey anyone remember Nasty Boys?
New TV Spots for Diesel's BABYLON A.D - Aug 10, 2008 - 12:58am
So this is a remake of Cyborg then? Diesel should play the bad guy! He looks and acts just like the bad guy from Cyborg! I wonder if that's his father?
So this is a remake of Cyborg then? Diesel should play the bad guy! He looks and acts just like the bad guy from Cyborg! I wonder if that's his father?
Shane Black Has Penned LETHAL WEAPON 5? - Aug 06, 2008 - 05:35pm
I say when Gibson becomes crazier than Riggs, then it's time to pack up and go home. If they made LW2 today then Riggs would join the Neo-nazis, or whatever they were and help them exterminate the Jews. Besides is Gibson even gonna still wanna work for Silver, him being Jewish and Gibbson being off his F***ing nut?
I say when Gibson becomes crazier than Riggs, then it's time to pack up and go home. If they made LW2 today then Riggs would join the Neo-nazis, or whatever they were and help them exterminate the Jews. Besides is Gibson even gonna still wanna work for Silver, him being Jewish and Gibbson being off his F***ing nut?
Box Office: KNIGHT Slides Past The Mummy - Aug 03, 2008 - 05:59pm
Who was the genius who decided to put "Journey to the center of the Earth" against Mummy 3? They must really hate Brendan Frasier! It's all a conspiracy I tells ya! Check the grasy knoll! Check the grassy knoll!
Who was the genius who decided to put "Journey to the center of the Earth" against Mummy 3? They must really hate Brendan Frasier! It's all a conspiracy I tells ya! Check the grasy knoll! Check the grassy knoll!
SDCC: Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe Panel - Jul 26, 2008 - 09:05pm
WTF! Couldn't Superman beat everyone? How the f*** is anyone gonna beat Superman? Or is he gonna be the game's cheap character? "it was also revealed that SHAZAM, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) and The Joker were set to appear" His name is CAPTAIN MARVEL! SHAZAM was the name of an entirely different character in the comicbook! I don't care about misspellings or what not but this is definately a f***up IMO! I'm sorry but I will have deduct ten points for that! You were doing so well up to that point. Don't worry I'm sure you be able to make it up in the next round, if you can get past the rabid badgers that is!
WTF! Couldn't Superman beat everyone? How the f*** is anyone gonna beat Superman? Or is he gonna be the game's cheap character? "it was also revealed that SHAZAM, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) and The Joker were set to appear" His name is CAPTAIN MARVEL! SHAZAM was the name of an entirely different character in the comicbook! I don't care about misspellings or what not but this is definately a f***up IMO! I'm sorry but I will have deduct ten points for that! You were doing so well up to that point. Don't worry I'm sure you be able to make it up in the next round, if you can get past the rabid badgers that is!
SDCC: Sam Raimi Ready For EVIL DEAD 4 - Jul 26, 2008 - 08:32pm
I SOOOOOOOOOOOO want to believe this is true, cuz I loved Army of Darkness, which is pretty obvious, but I of course know that this is just fan service! There is no way he would be pushing for a part four and a remake at the same time. And after the remake is made it would make a part four pointless. Any hope of a part 4 died with the announcement of a remake. I'm still p!$$ed the remake will not have the character of Ash! Without Ash whats the F***ing point?
I SOOOOOOOOOOOO want to believe this is true, cuz I loved Army of Darkness, which is pretty obvious, but I of course know that this is just fan service! There is no way he would be pushing for a part four and a remake at the same time. And after the remake is made it would make a part four pointless. Any hope of a part 4 died with the announcement of a remake. I'm still p!$$ed the remake will not have the character of Ash! Without Ash whats the F***ing point?
Five Video Clips for MUMMY 3 - Jul 22, 2008 - 06:44pm
Couldn't they just have killed Evie off? Having a new Evie is just strange and off-putting. I think it will hurt the movie. Especially since, I think I remember reading that they completely changed her character into a two-fisted tough girl. I like the Mummy movies, but this could be their downfall.
Couldn't they just have killed Evie off? Having a new Evie is just strange and off-putting. I think it will hurt the movie. Especially since, I think I remember reading that they completely changed her character into a two-fisted tough girl. I like the Mummy movies, but this could be their downfall.
Sci-Fi Announces New Genre Slate - Jul 21, 2008 - 11:44pm
WHAT IF?....This lineup didn't suck?....TeeHee I made a funny TeeHee. I am a comedy genius! A-COMEDY-GENIUS!
WHAT IF?....This lineup didn't suck?....TeeHee I made a funny TeeHee. I am a comedy genius! A-COMEDY-GENIUS!
THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 17, 2008 - 08:45pm
I P!$$ ON THIS MOVIE! That is no Joker I know! He doesn't look like the Joker he looks like a cross dressing 80 year old homeless man! GREASE PAINT, REALLY? I spit on you [Patooie]! He looks more like Dick Tracy's Pruneface than Joker! Nolan, YOU B@$+ARD, stop ruining Batman!
I P!$$ ON THIS MOVIE! That is no Joker I know! He doesn't look like the Joker he looks like a cross dressing 80 year old homeless man! GREASE PAINT, REALLY? I spit on you [Patooie]! He looks more like Dick Tracy's Pruneface than Joker! Nolan, YOU B@$+ARD, stop ruining Batman!
Cohen and Paramount Remaking MONSTER SQUAD - Jul 16, 2008 - 07:37pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! All they will succeed in doing will to be to f*** it up! Stop remaking everything, GOD D@MN IT! Not everything needs to be remade! Go remake Superman Returns instead NOW THAT needs to be remade!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! All they will succeed in doing will to be to f*** it up! Stop remaking everything, GOD D@MN IT! Not everything needs to be remade! Go remake Superman Returns instead NOW THAT needs to be remade!
Disney Grabs New Spy Action Spec - Jul 13, 2008 - 03:47am
"No title and no plot has been given." So then why the F*** are you posting this? Can I please have my two minutes back?....Wait I think I get it I'm being Punked aren't I! HAHA JARROD you old dog, you got me! Where's Ashton Kutcher? Velgron were you in on this? HAHA I shoulda known?... Are you still taping? Wait let me say it.... I JUST GOT PUNKED!
"No title and no plot has been given." So then why the F*** are you posting this? Can I please have my two minutes back?....Wait I think I get it I'm being Punked aren't I! HAHA JARROD you old dog, you got me! Where's Ashton Kutcher? Velgron were you in on this? HAHA I shoulda known?... Are you still taping? Wait let me say it.... I JUST GOT PUNKED!
Jonze's WILD THINGS Gets Lost - Jul 13, 2008 - 03:38am
Sounds like whatever Jonze is making is gonna scare the $#!+ outta little kids. Little kids are the target the studio is aiming for. They're probably gonna push him out and get someone more kid friendly! Hmmm, I wonder if the guy who makes GAbba Gabba is available. Nah, bad idea that $#!+ is scarier than the Excercist!
Sounds like whatever Jonze is making is gonna scare the $#!+ outta little kids. Little kids are the target the studio is aiming for. They're probably gonna push him out and get someone more kid friendly! Hmmm, I wonder if the guy who makes GAbba Gabba is available. Nah, bad idea that $#!+ is scarier than the Excercist!
Mania on this Day: Half-Life Surprises, Firefly Hopes and Robot Speculation - Jul 12, 2008 - 03:20am
"Mania on this Day". GEEZ how pretentious and self important can you get? You might as well change your name to James Lipton dot com!
"Mania on this Day". GEEZ how pretentious and self important can you get? You might as well change your name to James Lipton dot com!
Mania on this Day: Half-Life Surprises, Firefly Hopes and Robot Speculation - Jul 12, 2008 - 02:38am
"Mania on this Day". GEEZ how pretentious and self important can you get? You might as well change your name to James Lipton dot com!
"Mania on this Day". GEEZ how pretentious and self important can you get? You might as well change your name to James Lipton dot com!
'HELLBOY II' a Journey Worth Taking - Jul 11, 2008 - 02:57am
My big problem with the first movie was that the villans, except for the human weedwhacker, sucked. It looks like they corrected this though. GOOD! I like the character of HELLBOY. THe plan is only to make 1 more anyway might as well let them do it!
My big problem with the first movie was that the villans, except for the human weedwhacker, sucked. It looks like they corrected this though. GOOD! I like the character of HELLBOY. THe plan is only to make 1 more anyway might as well let them do it!
Showtime and Colleton Adapting EXTERMINATORS - Jul 09, 2008 - 05:39pm
This sounds like absolute $#!+! Whoever greenlit this $#!+ should be sent to Guantanamo Bay! Stupid F***ing Hollywood Jerkholes always greenlighting Bull$#!+ like this! WTF is Next? "Pet Groomers" the series?
This sounds like absolute $#!+! Whoever greenlit this $#!+ should be sent to Guantanamo Bay! Stupid F***ing Hollywood Jerkholes always greenlighting Bull$#!+ like this! WTF is Next? "Pet Groomers" the series?
Three Directors Lead Hunt for Yorkshire RIPPER - Jul 08, 2008 - 01:21pm
Dem Wacky British R at it again! Wazup wit dem wacky British? Dey couldina even catch da Ripper and dats wat dey wanta make a movie about? Dem is some wacky folks!
Dem Wacky British R at it again! Wazup wit dem wacky British? Dey couldina even catch da Ripper and dats wat dey wanta make a movie about? Dem is some wacky folks!
New International Trailer for TROPIC THUNDER - Jul 08, 2008 - 12:53pm
I still say this is a rip-off of Galaxy Quest! Look at all the similarities! Plus there is that whole Laraus thing.
I still say this is a rip-off of Galaxy Quest! Look at all the similarities! Plus there is that whole Laraus thing.
Something Viral Planned for DARK KNIGHT - Jul 07, 2008 - 09:41pm
Hopefully the timer means the movie will self destruct giving another direction to make it the right way. A GREASE PAINT FACED JOKER WITH A RECEEDING HAIRLINE? BLASPHAMY I TELL YOU BLASPHAMY! NOLAN YOU B@$T+@RD! I'LL GET! I'LL GET YOU!
Hopefully the timer means the movie will self destruct giving another direction to make it the right way. A GREASE PAINT FACED JOKER WITH A RECEEDING HAIRLINE? BLASPHAMY I TELL YOU BLASPHAMY! NOLAN YOU B@$T+@RD! I'LL GET! I'LL GET YOU!
Seven Join Cage in Herzog's BAD LIEUTENANT - Jul 03, 2008 - 04:17pm
"The new film will feature Cage as the titular crooked cop and capture the spirit of the original, with the protagonist's drug intake, accepting sexual favors as bribes and other elements that endeared so many to the 1992 version"----Is this meant to be sacastic because if not then you my friend are a sick sick man!...But I can respect that!
"The new film will feature Cage as the titular crooked cop and capture the spirit of the original, with the protagonist's drug intake, accepting sexual favors as bribes and other elements that endeared so many to the 1992 version"----Is this meant to be sacastic because if not then you my friend are a sick sick man!...But I can respect that!
Update: New Trailer, Featurette and Clips for HELLBOY II - Jun 28, 2008 - 03:18am
GO ORDER OF THE TRIAD!
GO ORDER OF THE TRIAD!
New Posters for PUNISHER Online - Jun 27, 2008 - 01:55am
WTF is with that turtle neck? Who the eff designed that body armor Ralph Lauren?
WTF is with that turtle neck? Who the eff designed that body armor Ralph Lauren?
Top Maniacal Rumors: Shazam-mess , Avengers Team & Super Survival - Jun 27, 2008 - 01:50am
1. SHAZAM: I think they call this "Captain Marvel", otherwise people are gonna think this is Kazam Part 2 2. HELLBOY 3: 4-7 years for a third film? Pearlman will be dead by then! 3. 300: Can't they just leave well enough alone? Did we learn nothing from the SW Prequels? Did-we-learn-nothing? 4. Avengers heroes are locked in by Marvel Studios?: "Jon Favreau, who will be directing Iron Man 2 most likely and would love to direct The Avengers": Somehow I don't see a movie where where Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Ant-Man amd Ironman all sit around making Snarky remarks and drinking martinis will work....wait a minute Sex and the City grossed a kajillion dollars. Favreau is a marketing Genius! That'll get the skirts in the seats, it will! 5. Superman: Man of Steel Begins Production Next Year?: The estate of Siegel & Shuster...GONNA SUE SOMEBODY! 6. Cloverfield 2 on hold?: Too bad I had a name all picked out: Cloverfield 2: Return of the non-copyright enfringing version of Godzilla!
1. SHAZAM: I think they call this "Captain Marvel", otherwise people are gonna think this is Kazam Part 2 2. HELLBOY 3: 4-7 years for a third film? Pearlman will be dead by then! 3. 300: Can't they just leave well enough alone? Did we learn nothing from the SW Prequels? Did-we-learn-nothing? 4. Avengers heroes are locked in by Marvel Studios?: "Jon Favreau, who will be directing Iron Man 2 most likely and would love to direct The Avengers": Somehow I don't see a movie where where Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Ant-Man amd Ironman all sit around making Snarky remarks and drinking martinis will work....wait a minute Sex and the City grossed a kajillion dollars. Favreau is a marketing Genius! That'll get the skirts in the seats, it will! 5. Superman: Man of Steel Begins Production Next Year?: The estate of Siegel & Shuster...GONNA SUE SOMEBODY! 6. Cloverfield 2 on hold?: Too bad I had a name all picked out: Cloverfield 2: Return of the non-copyright enfringing version of Godzilla!
Seven New Clips for JOURNEY Remake - Jun 25, 2008 - 09:16pm
GEEZ, they've made the "Mummy" spin-off before the "Mummy 3" has even come out! Boy, they sure work fast, don't they!
GEEZ, they've made the "Mummy" spin-off before the "Mummy 3" has even come out! Boy, they sure work fast, don't they!
First Trailer for Ritchie's ROCKNROLLA - Jun 25, 2008 - 09:09pm
"Plot Summary: When a Russian mobster orchestrates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up for grabs, and all of London's criminal underworld wants in on the action. Everyone from a dangerous crime lord to a sexy accountant, a corrupt politician and down-on-their-luck petty thieves conspire, collude and collide with one another in an effort to get rich quick." WTF? Why the hell is this thing called ROCKNROLLA?
"Plot Summary: When a Russian mobster orchestrates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up for grabs, and all of London's criminal underworld wants in on the action. Everyone from a dangerous crime lord to a sexy accountant, a corrupt politician and down-on-their-luck petty thieves conspire, collude and collide with one another in an effort to get rich quick." WTF? Why the hell is this thing called ROCKNROLLA?
Two New Clips for X-FILES 2 - Jun 25, 2008 - 08:37pm
Hmmm I wonder whether after all these years does anyone still care?
Hmmm I wonder whether after all these years does anyone still care?
DOKTOR SLEEPLESS #7 - Jun 23, 2008 - 12:54pm
Dad? Is that you? You said you were just going out for cigarettes and milk, what happened?....Guess it doesn't matter now....One and all let it be known my father has returned! HE HAS RETURNED! DADDY! [*sniff*sniff*] DADDY!
Dad? Is that you? You said you were just going out for cigarettes and milk, what happened?....Guess it doesn't matter now....One and all let it be known my father has returned! HE HAS RETURNED! DADDY! [*sniff*sniff*] DADDY!
Disney Grabs Fantasy for HAPPY FAMILY - Jun 23, 2008 - 12:34pm
Who the **** greenlights this ****? BTW anyone wanna buy my script about a family that get turned into singing chipmunks and have to find a crystal skull to turn themselves back to normal, but it is garded by a Kunfu Panda....comedy ensues!
Who the **** greenlights this ****? BTW anyone wanna buy my script about a family that get turned into singing chipmunks and have to find a crystal skull to turn themselves back to normal, but it is garded by a Kunfu Panda....comedy ensues!
THE PUNISHER: LITTLE BLACK BOOK #1 - Jun 23, 2008 - 12:19pm
One thing I could never understand about the Punisher: why don't they just shoot him in the head?
One thing I could never understand about the Punisher: why don't they just shoot him in the head?
Megan Fox Talks TRANSFORMERS 2 - Jun 19, 2008 - 04:05pm
Hopefully this won't horribly embarass the name Transformers like the first one did! BTW I've seen Megan Fox naked! Jealous?....You're Jealous!
Hopefully this won't horribly embarass the name Transformers like the first one did! BTW I've seen Megan Fox naked! Jealous?....You're Jealous!
The Manic Maniac: Why We Want to Believe in E.T. - Jun 19, 2008 - 04:13am
One them rows of lights in the sky flying in formation sighting, that has become so poular of late, has been reported to have been some guy who got drunk and decided to tie some flares to baloons, which means that's probably what they all are. THe crop circles are some college guys who got drunk and decided to freak out the farmers. This all but proves that UFOs are the result of boredom and alcohol!
One them rows of lights in the sky flying in formation sighting, that has become so poular of late, has been reported to have been some guy who got drunk and decided to tie some flares to baloons, which means that's probably what they all are. THe crop circles are some college guys who got drunk and decided to freak out the farmers. This all but proves that UFOs are the result of boredom and alcohol!
New Featurette for Bond's SOLACE - Jun 19, 2008 - 12:55am
Bring back Old man Brosnan, they call this new guy James Bond, more like James Bored, get it cuz hes boring....No? Well they can't all be winners...So what else is going on?...Am I the only one sweating?...Hey I don't go to your job at the ****sucking factory and knock the **** outta your mouth!...Do you have any naked pictures of your wife? do you want some?...You think you can do better than come up here and try!....Er no wait don't actually come up here!...Well that's my time folks! Enjoy the veal!
Bring back Old man Brosnan, they call this new guy James Bond, more like James Bored, get it cuz hes boring....No? Well they can't all be winners...So what else is going on?...Am I the only one sweating?...Hey I don't go to your job at the ****sucking factory and knock the **** outta your mouth!...Do you have any naked pictures of your wife? do you want some?...You think you can do better than come up here and try!....Er no wait don't actually come up here!...Well that's my time folks! Enjoy the veal!
BSG's Campbell Joins KNIGHT, Rambin Joins CONNOR - Jun 17, 2008 - 07:06pm
Ideal plot arc for KR Season 1: The Hoff pretends to the loving father, all the while secretly sabotaging his son, cuz he wants his old job back, having been fired for being drunk in a notorious internet video! The season finale has The Hoff diging the original KITT out of storage to runover his son. Unfortunately, he has few too many beforehand and ends up drives off a cliff. KITT trys to hit the brakes but since it's been 20 years since he's had a tuneup his reflexes aren't what they used to be. Needless to say The Hoff ends up hanging off the cliff holding on for dear life. Eventually, his son finds him and pulls him up. Just as they are about to hug The Hoff grabs him and chucks him off the cliff to his death! Then The Hoff draws on a goatee with a sharpie and evil laughs! -End Scene
Ideal plot arc for KR Season 1: The Hoff pretends to the loving father, all the while secretly sabotaging his son, cuz he wants his old job back, having been fired for being drunk in a notorious internet video! The season finale has The Hoff diging the original KITT out of storage to runover his son. Unfortunately, he has few too many beforehand and ends up drives off a cliff. KITT trys to hit the brakes but since it's been 20 years since he's had a tuneup his reflexes aren't what they used to be. Needless to say The Hoff ends up hanging off the cliff holding on for dear life. Eventually, his son finds him and pulls him up. Just as they are about to hug The Hoff grabs him and chucks him off the cliff to his death! Then The Hoff draws on a goatee with a sharpie and evil laughs! -End Scene
Disney Grabs Sullivan's SCIENCE FAIR - Jun 17, 2008 - 06:45pm
To ultrazilla2000: I'll take it! But I can only pay you in old adult book store back room tokens from 42nd St.
To ultrazilla2000: I'll take it! But I can only pay you in old adult book store back room tokens from 42nd St.
New TV Spot for Del Toro's HELLBOY II - Jun 17, 2008 - 06:37pm
The first one had strong depthy protagonist chararcters, but lacked interesting villans, with the exception of the human weed whacker guy. Hopefully they can correct this in part Dos!
The first one had strong depthy protagonist chararcters, but lacked interesting villans, with the exception of the human weed whacker guy. Hopefully they can correct this in part Dos!
Disney Grabs Sullivan's SCIENCE FAIR - Jun 16, 2008 - 04:06pm
Aren't science projects already supposed to work? Isn't that part of the point of science projects? Anyway sounds like it will be a movie of 100 tiny volcanoes coming to life. I already saw "Volcano", don't really need to see it again.
Aren't science projects already supposed to work? Isn't that part of the point of science projects? Anyway sounds like it will be a movie of 100 tiny volcanoes coming to life. I already saw "Volcano", don't really need to see it again.
Comic Review:1985 #1 - Jun 16, 2008 - 12:20am
"1985"? How appropriate, since I remember reading this IN 1985, in a little book called "Goosebumps' Night of the Mutant"! All i have to say is: R.L. Stine GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
"1985"? How appropriate, since I remember reading this IN 1985, in a little book called "Goosebumps' Night of the Mutant"! All i have to say is: R.L. Stine GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!
New Teaser Poster for THE SPIRIT - Jun 14, 2008 - 01:06am
Man, these posters are gonna give people the wrong idea! They're gonna go in thinking they're gonna get Skinamax's finest! Then when they see the dude in the mask wearing the trench coat they're gonna mistankingly scream "AHH GAY P*RN GAY P*RN!"
Man, these posters are gonna give people the wrong idea! They're gonna go in thinking they're gonna get Skinamax's finest! Then when they see the dude in the mask wearing the trench coat they're gonna mistankingly scream "AHH GAY P*RN GAY P*RN!"
Was This Hulk Really Necessary? - Jun 14, 2008 - 12:46am
I think the real question here is: "Was This Article Really Necessary?". What you couldn't wait a day or two 'till you actually saw the movie? BTW: EEEWWWWWWWWWWW, you liked Ang Lee's Hulk!
I think the real question here is: "Was This Article Really Necessary?". What you couldn't wait a day or two 'till you actually saw the movie? BTW: EEEWWWWWWWWWWW, you liked Ang Lee's Hulk!
First Look at the New Jason VOORHEES - Jun 13, 2008 - 09:37pm
The dude that plays Jason is so Fugly he doesn't need the hockey mask, his face is scary enough already!
The dude that plays Jason is so Fugly he doesn't need the hockey mask, his face is scary enough already!
WOLVERINE Ready for War in New Set Pics - Jun 11, 2008 - 05:56pm
Hugh looks a bit sickly I hope he doesn't have the...um..."disease"...."ALLEGEDLY"!
Hugh looks a bit sickly I hope he doesn't have the...um..."disease"...."ALLEGEDLY"!
New Trailer For CLONE WARS - Jun 11, 2008 - 05:42pm
Is it me or does Yoda look like a friggin' gremlin? D*mn somebody musta fed him after midnight!
Is it me or does Yoda look like a friggin' gremlin? D*mn somebody musta fed him after midnight!
Two New TV Spots HANCOCK Online - Jun 11, 2008 - 03:56am
From what I've heard of this movie it shouldn't be called Hancock is should be called Suxc*ck! Ba-zing! We have a weiner! It's back, it's back, It's an out of da park home run! God I'm good! Can you feel that, can ya! It's a kind of magic! It's a gift from God I tells ya! YES! YES! YES!.....AND I'm spent! Was that a little over the top, cuz I can never tell!
From what I've heard of this movie it shouldn't be called Hancock is should be called Suxc*ck! Ba-zing! We have a weiner! It's back, it's back, It's an out of da park home run! God I'm good! Can you feel that, can ya! It's a kind of magic! It's a gift from God I tells ya! YES! YES! YES!.....AND I'm spent! Was that a little over the top, cuz I can never tell!
McFarlane is back on Spawn Comics! - Jun 11, 2008 - 03:50am
Todd Mcfarlane is a one trick pony! Spawn is the only original thing he's ever created (Actually he ripped it off from Faust, but SHHH he doesn't want you to know that) so he's constantly trying to run it into the ground! Medievel Spawn, Future Spawn, Gunslinger Spawn, etc.! I mean create a new character already God D*mn It!
Todd Mcfarlane is a one trick pony! Spawn is the only original thing he's ever created (Actually he ripped it off from Faust, but SHHH he doesn't want you to know that) so he's constantly trying to run it into the ground! Medievel Spawn, Future Spawn, Gunslinger Spawn, etc.! I mean create a new character already God D*mn It!
Three New Featurettes for HULK - Jun 11, 2008 - 03:42am
Norton's a total control freak! He rewrites all his movies and tries to get final cut in the editing room. In this case I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing!
Norton's a total control freak! He rewrites all his movies and tries to get final cut in the editing room. In this case I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing!
TUROK Adventure In the Works? - Jun 11, 2008 - 03:39am
THe only thing I remember from this is the video game which was just some Native American dude mowing down Dinos with a machine gun. Not much to build a movie around in my opinion!
THe only thing I remember from this is the video game which was just some Native American dude mowing down Dinos with a machine gun. Not much to build a movie around in my opinion!
Superbad Stars Take on the APOCALYPSE - Jun 11, 2008 - 03:36am
Didn't I see this movie already?....Oh yeah it's called "dogma" and it sucked the first time! All that Last Sion crap ruined what could have been a very funny Jay & Silent Bob movie!
Didn't I see this movie already?....Oh yeah it's called "dogma" and it sucked the first time! All that Last Sion crap ruined what could have been a very funny Jay & Silent Bob movie!
Millennium Frees Three MUSKETEERS - Jun 11, 2008 - 03:32am
Three MUSKETEERS are in the public domain ah? Well then look for my new sexploitation movie "The THree Musketeers Defile Catherine The Great". coming soon to a backroom booth at an adult bookstore near you!
Three MUSKETEERS are in the public domain ah? Well then look for my new sexploitation movie "The THree Musketeers Defile Catherine The Great". coming soon to a backroom booth at an adult bookstore near you!
TV Review: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: Hub - Jun 11, 2008 - 03:18am
This show is SO TOTALLY a Space Opera!
This show is SO TOTALLY a Space Opera!
Nine New Photos for MADAGASCAR 2 - Jun 05, 2008 - 01:52pm
The first was EH! and I expect the second to EH! also. Ben Stiller: King of the Mediocre!
The first was EH! and I expect the second to EH! also. Ben Stiller: King of the Mediocre!
First Images Appear for PAINTBALL - Jun 05, 2008 - 01:43pm
In a world where people like Football, Ten men will go into the woods but will find that someone else is already there playing a different type of game, from the people who brought you "Paintball", Coming this Summer: TOUCH FOOTBALL THE MOVIE!
In a world where people like Football, Ten men will go into the woods but will find that someone else is already there playing a different type of game, from the people who brought you "Paintball", Coming this Summer: TOUCH FOOTBALL THE MOVIE!
Mania Manifesto: 7 Reasons Blade Runner Was Prophetic - Jun 04, 2008 - 06:55pm
Blade Runner prophetic? 90% of your reasoning is way beyond a razor thin strech. "Today it’s a little more realistic to think that we’ll be speaking Mandarin in 2019". Last I checked everything was in spanish not Japanese, or Mandarin. DAMON BROWN: YOU FAIL!
Blade Runner prophetic? 90% of your reasoning is way beyond a razor thin strech. "Today it’s a little more realistic to think that we’ll be speaking Mandarin in 2019". Last I checked everything was in spanish not Japanese, or Mandarin. DAMON BROWN: YOU FAIL!
Rogen Still Wants Chow for the HORNET - Jun 04, 2008 - 06:44pm
Hmmm, supossed "comic elements", fatboy Rogen writing and starring, and Jet Li not being cast as Kato! This is gonna be the worst adaptation since Catwoman!
Hmmm, supossed "comic elements", fatboy Rogen writing and starring, and Jet Li not being cast as Kato! This is gonna be the worst adaptation since Catwoman!
Update: Marsden Joins TRANSFORMERS 2 & Video - Jun 03, 2008 - 05:53pm
Michael Bay is a criminal! He turned Optimus blue for f*cks sake! BLUE! Someone should tell this guy to stop trying to turn Transformers into GI JOE! The cartoon wasn't about the military fighting the Decepticons! It was about Robots fighting robots GOD D*MN IT! That ass didn't even include energon in the movie. How do you have Transformers without energon? Worst of all in the middle of the "what should have been climatic" fight between Optimus and Megatron he cuts away, that son of b*tch! And why so we can see more of Shia LaBleck, who shouldn't have been the focus of the movie in the first place! Last I checked the movie was called "Transformers", not "Rat-faced Teen Trying to Get His First Piece". And someone tell that Hack to stop recyling scenes from Armegeddon! This hackneyed ass makes the same movie over and over again and so he turned Transformers into The Rockmegeddonformers, cuz he's a talentless *$$hole! How the f*ck do you turn the Transformers into minor characters when they are the title characters? All of hollywood knows this! A whole episode of the show "Entourage" hinged on the fact that Michael Bay is a hack! And in closing let me say the very worst offense of all was the lips, whether you think Optimus is supposed to have them or not. The lips were the worst looking most distracting most horrible lips in all creation for that alone Bay should be sent to .....The Island!
Michael Bay is a criminal! He turned Optimus blue for f*cks sake! BLUE! Someone should tell this guy to stop trying to turn Transformers into GI JOE! The cartoon wasn't about the military fighting the Decepticons! It was about Robots fighting robots GOD D*MN IT! That ass didn't even include energon in the movie. How do you have Transformers without energon? Worst of all in the middle of the "what should have been climatic" fight between Optimus and Megatron he cuts away, that son of b*tch! And why so we can see more of Shia LaBleck, who shouldn't have been the focus of the movie in the first place! Last I checked the movie was called "Transformers", not "Rat-faced Teen Trying to Get His First Piece". And someone tell that Hack to stop recyling scenes from Armegeddon! This hackneyed ass makes the same movie over and over again and so he turned Transformers into The Rockmegeddonformers, cuz he's a talentless *$$hole! How the f*ck do you turn the Transformers into minor characters when they are the title characters? All of hollywood knows this! A whole episode of the show "Entourage" hinged on the fact that Michael Bay is a hack! And in closing let me say the very worst offense of all was the lips, whether you think Optimus is supposed to have them or not. The lips were the worst looking most distracting most horrible lips in all creation for that alone Bay should be sent to .....The Island!
Shopping Bag: Richie, Scooby and Thundarr - Jun 03, 2008 - 03:47am
I say they start producing a Thundarr movie....IMMEDIATELY!!! Whose with me?
I say they start producing a Thundarr movie....IMMEDIATELY!!! Whose with me?
The Top 10 Hot But Mostly Bothered Video Game Females - May 30, 2008 - 01:19am
WTF? NO Ms. Pac-man? She was the original "Hot But Mostly Bothered Video Game Female". Man just look at that bow! HOT HOT HOT! Oh Ms. Pac-man I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
WTF? NO Ms. Pac-man? She was the original "Hot But Mostly Bothered Video Game Female". Man just look at that bow! HOT HOT HOT! Oh Ms. Pac-man I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
Brit D'Arcy Leads Moore's VIRTUALITY - May 28, 2008 - 07:06am
Hmmm. I wonder if Prof. Moriarity will become sentient and end up running amuck. Whereby the only way the crew can stop him is if they trick him into thinking he has entered the real world when really they have trapped him in a small plastic cube for eternity?....Just asking.
Hmmm. I wonder if Prof. Moriarity will become sentient and end up running amuck. Whereby the only way the crew can stop him is if they trick him into thinking he has entered the real world when really they have trapped him in a small plastic cube for eternity?....Just asking.
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Oh please do you know how easy plans this far into the future fall apart? Just ask James Cameron about SPider-man or Tom Cruise about Iron Man Or Kevin SMith about Super-man!