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Ramis Updates On GHOSTBUSTERS 3 - Sep 07, 2008 - 02:24pm
Ya know I thought James Franco was a Streisand in The SPIDERPIG franchise and Anapolis but he rocked the shit in PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.
Ya know I thought James Franco was a Streisand in The SPIDERPIG franchise and Anapolis but he rocked the shit in PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.
Maguire and Raimi Signed for SPIDER-MAN 4? - Sep 07, 2008 - 06:56am
Toby Lebouf is a pedophile. At least with all this money he can afford his own ice cream truck to rape and kill little children in. That mask helps lure kids in. Thank you Sony pictures for not sharing the Spiderpig franchise. Now we dont have to worry about this piece of shit character in The Avengers franchise or character films.
Toby Lebouf is a pedophile. At least with all this money he can afford his own ice cream truck to rape and kill little children in. That mask helps lure kids in. Thank you Sony pictures for not sharing the Spiderpig franchise. Now we dont have to worry about this piece of shit character in The Avengers franchise or character films.
Maguire and Raimi Signed for SPIDER-MAN 4? - Sep 06, 2008 - 01:06pm
So When The Joker asked "What Happend? Did your Balls Fall off?" He was talking to Sam Rami about making better movies than SpiderPig and not going back and doing the ultimate Evil Dead film? Spider Pig SpiderPig Nicholas Hammond was better as Spider Pig Shera Maguire really sucks The Malaysian Transexual hair is lame enough. Oh no Here again come Spider Pig
So When The Joker asked "What Happend? Did your Balls Fall off?" He was talking to Sam Rami about making better movies than SpiderPig and not going back and doing the ultimate Evil Dead film? Spider Pig SpiderPig Nicholas Hammond was better as Spider Pig Shera Maguire really sucks The Malaysian Transexual hair is lame enough. Oh no Here again come Spider Pig
GHOSTBUSTERS Getting a Call From Sony - Sep 05, 2008 - 06:26pm
Something new and fresh? Well maybe but I think that is how Carpenter pitched ESCAPE FROM LA. And we saw how that turned out. But Escape From LA was a little better than Dust Busters 2.
Something new and fresh? Well maybe but I think that is how Carpenter pitched ESCAPE FROM LA. And we saw how that turned out. But Escape From LA was a little better than Dust Busters 2.
Top Maniacal Rumors: Jane's Hex, Metal Life and Crowe Watson - Sep 05, 2008 - 05:03pm
I heard Zac Effron was running for president of NAMBLA.
I heard Zac Effron was running for president of NAMBLA.
GHOSTBUSTERS Getting a Call From Sony - Sep 05, 2008 - 04:19pm
Gauleyboy last summer PIGFORMERS was your fav movie of all time. Now its Ghistbusters? I wont press the issue but PIGFORMERS isnt even on the same level as Ghostbusters as Ghostbusters has stars and PIGFORMERS needs all copies of it burned up in a star. This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a whole in your head! That would of worked if you hadn't stopped me. Mother Puss Bucket. Are we sure this isnt Filmation's Ghostbusters? And what about Sigourney Weaver? Will she be Mrs. Venkman or is this the marriage issue? And how can big money Rick Moranis be convinced to come back? He is so rich now after the Honey I Banged the Kids films.
Gauleyboy last summer PIGFORMERS was your fav movie of all time. Now its Ghistbusters? I wont press the issue but PIGFORMERS isnt even on the same level as Ghostbusters as Ghostbusters has stars and PIGFORMERS needs all copies of it burned up in a star. This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a whole in your head! That would of worked if you hadn't stopped me. Mother Puss Bucket. Are we sure this isnt Filmation's Ghostbusters? And what about Sigourney Weaver? Will she be Mrs. Venkman or is this the marriage issue? And how can big money Rick Moranis be convinced to come back? He is so rich now after the Honey I Banged the Kids films.
Paramount Rolling Out New TRANSFORMERS 2 Featurettes - Sep 04, 2008 - 07:58pm
John Turturo did ask to be punched in the face before filming so he could see some stars or at least have Michael Richards be his personal assistant. Someone asked Shera if it read the trades. Shera said "You don't read beanie babies you collect them."
John Turturo did ask to be punched in the face before filming so he could see some stars or at least have Michael Richards be his personal assistant. Someone asked Shera if it read the trades. Shera said "You don't read beanie babies you collect them."
Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 02, 2008 - 06:45pm
NO MORE ORIGIN STORIES. And losing the cast except for Bosworth is a waste of time and talent. Unlike Pigforemers which had no talent and just a bunch of shitty computer art. And leave the bland faginess of PIGVILLE to die unless John Stamos is Superman which is an improvement on the show pedophiles and Al Qaeda watch in awwe. Tom Weiling is Osama Bin Laden in a Scanner darkly suit.
NO MORE ORIGIN STORIES. And losing the cast except for Bosworth is a waste of time and talent. Unlike Pigforemers which had no talent and just a bunch of shitty computer art. And leave the bland faginess of PIGVILLE to die unless John Stamos is Superman which is an improvement on the show pedophiles and Al Qaeda watch in awwe. Tom Weiling is Osama Bin Laden in a Scanner darkly suit.
Max Makowski Directing VOLTRON? - Aug 31, 2008 - 05:16pm
Have to do Battle shi[ Yamato before Starblazers. And they could still Use the 15 vehicle Voltron. The current stor goes Glaxy Garrison and team were put together to go to ArUs and find the 5 lions. Earth has already built vehicle Voltron but it is not as indestructable as the lions. King Zarkon and Lotor launch an attack on Earth and Kieth and crew stowawy and smuggle themselves on a MISSION IMPOSSIBLE type assignment where they get to Arus. In the story line they dont need keys for the lions. Its a psychic connection and dor some reason Sven gets fried after attempting to connect to Voltron. He leaves the team to infiltrate Karkon's army pretendin to hate Voltron. It sounds like they may have actually written a storyline and not a car commercial like PIGFORMERS.
Have to do Battle shi[ Yamato before Starblazers. And they could still Use the 15 vehicle Voltron. The current stor goes Glaxy Garrison and team were put together to go to ArUs and find the 5 lions. Earth has already built vehicle Voltron but it is not as indestructable as the lions. King Zarkon and Lotor launch an attack on Earth and Kieth and crew stowawy and smuggle themselves on a MISSION IMPOSSIBLE type assignment where they get to Arus. In the story line they dont need keys for the lions. Its a psychic connection and dor some reason Sven gets fried after attempting to connect to Voltron. He leaves the team to infiltrate Karkon's army pretendin to hate Voltron. It sounds like they may have actually written a storyline and not a car commercial like PIGFORMERS.
DVD Review of Phantasm 4: Oblivion - Aug 31, 2008 - 05:07pm
Phantasm 2 was my fav, I cant help it O think its the best in the series. I think a reboot is bad and Don is against it because it is a family and friends effort. I can see Tall man being replaced or with the CGI garbage out there maybe Angus can be manipilated or superimposed.
Phantasm 2 was my fav, I cant help it O think its the best in the series. I think a reboot is bad and Don is against it because it is a family and friends effort. I can see Tall man being replaced or with the CGI garbage out there maybe Angus can be manipilated or superimposed.
Max Makowski Directing VOLTRON? - Aug 30, 2008 - 03:12pm
VOLTRON DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE:A LEGEND FORGED. Is out now from Devils Due Comics in Chicao. Check it out because it takes Voltorn to a BSG level storywise. Lets see how terrible DOES DRAGON BALL look? PRETTY FUCKIN BAD!!!!!! Why must all CGI be used like in 300 and PIGFORMERS? Yes PIGFORMERS used some set pieces but all and all it relied on images. Watching how well DOOMSDAY was made and thelack of attention it got makes me worry for the future of film in theaters. Ooooooooooooo Bright and shiny must see !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VOLTRON DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE:A LEGEND FORGED. Is out now from Devils Due Comics in Chicao. Check it out because it takes Voltorn to a BSG level storywise. Lets see how terrible DOES DRAGON BALL look? PRETTY FUCKIN BAD!!!!!! Why must all CGI be used like in 300 and PIGFORMERS? Yes PIGFORMERS used some set pieces but all and all it relied on images. Watching how well DOOMSDAY was made and thelack of attention it got makes me worry for the future of film in theaters. Ooooooooooooo Bright and shiny must see !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DVD Review of Phantasm 4: Oblivion - Aug 30, 2008 - 02:46pm
PHANTASM and the entire cast were at the FLASHBACK HORROR CONVENTION in Chicago. Angus does not look good. He could talk and speak well and the memory was there but he walked with a kane, hunched over and had an assistant. Plus he had on white framed sunglassess that looked like women's sunglasses and white flip flops in a black suit. I am not making this up, I have to much respect for Angus Scrimm as a villain greater than Jason, Michael or Freddy because the Tall man is such an incredible mystery. Phantasm 5 has a script and they are doing readings butaccording to Don Coscarelli it is still very far from filming as of late June 2008.
PHANTASM and the entire cast were at the FLASHBACK HORROR CONVENTION in Chicago. Angus does not look good. He could talk and speak well and the memory was there but he walked with a kane, hunched over and had an assistant. Plus he had on white framed sunglassess that looked like women's sunglasses and white flip flops in a black suit. I am not making this up, I have to much respect for Angus Scrimm as a villain greater than Jason, Michael or Freddy because the Tall man is such an incredible mystery. Phantasm 5 has a script and they are doing readings butaccording to Don Coscarelli it is still very far from filming as of late June 2008.
New Set Videos Online for TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 28, 2008 - 05:55pm
PIGFORMERS sucks more balls than killerville. I cantbelieve they have a Clitbot now. If Michael Bay could direct a good action film he wouldnt be so coked up that he cant make models of PIGFORMERS. So instead the Malaysian Transexual gets to act infront of a blue screen so its m akeup wont smudge. There is nothing reality based about PIGFORMERS. Tyrese in the army? Thats funnier than McCain claiming he is a war hero. Bernie Mac committed suicide cause he was embarrassed to be in PIGFORMERS and was ashamed he had signed for PIGFORMERS 2. And Gauley did you know the Tumbler aka THE BATMOBILE and BATPOD are actually real working vehicles and not just props moving with the help of Special FX? PIGFORMERS TOSSED SALAD. PIGFORMERS 2 will suck the leftover syrup. PIGFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE MALAYSIAN TRANSEXUAL BUNDY ( I verified this title by modifying my Wayback machine to go forward in time as well) Killerville you may now speak or utter or clop your hooves or do whatever it is you do.
PIGFORMERS sucks more balls than killerville. I cantbelieve they have a Clitbot now. If Michael Bay could direct a good action film he wouldnt be so coked up that he cant make models of PIGFORMERS. So instead the Malaysian Transexual gets to act infront of a blue screen so its m akeup wont smudge. There is nothing reality based about PIGFORMERS. Tyrese in the army? Thats funnier than McCain claiming he is a war hero. Bernie Mac committed suicide cause he was embarrassed to be in PIGFORMERS and was ashamed he had signed for PIGFORMERS 2. And Gauley did you know the Tumbler aka THE BATMOBILE and BATPOD are actually real working vehicles and not just props moving with the help of Special FX? PIGFORMERS TOSSED SALAD. PIGFORMERS 2 will suck the leftover syrup. PIGFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE MALAYSIAN TRANSEXUAL BUNDY ( I verified this title by modifying my Wayback machine to go forward in time as well) Killerville you may now speak or utter or clop your hooves or do whatever it is you do.
TRANSFORMERS Revisit Military Base - Aug 28, 2008 - 05:11pm
Good for you though accusing me of being a rude person, did you do it while laughing at The Simpsons, FAMILY GUY or South Park? And next time you want to attempt sarcasm try googling names or organizations you want to reference. The term is Mensa not Menzer.
Good for you though accusing me of being a rude person, did you do it while laughing at The Simpsons, FAMILY GUY or South Park? And next time you want to attempt sarcasm try googling names or organizations you want to reference. The term is Mensa not Menzer.
TRANSFORMERS Revisit Military Base - Aug 28, 2008 - 05:08pm
UM killer is that sarcasm you are using? Are you being sarcastic? Please explain to me what you mean I just dont get it. Please explain it to me. I need to know. Dont make we keep wondering . I am new to sarcasm and need someone like your self with the impotent intelligence of Warbaby Mccain and Christian Terrorist Bush to educate me on the real ways of the world, Thanks for not backing up your arguments oh wait you didnt. And are you using masengill or a more winged device? Alan Keyes must be jealous of you.
UM killer is that sarcasm you are using? Are you being sarcastic? Please explain to me what you mean I just dont get it. Please explain it to me. I need to know. Dont make we keep wondering . I am new to sarcasm and need someone like your self with the impotent intelligence of Warbaby Mccain and Christian Terrorist Bush to educate me on the real ways of the world, Thanks for not backing up your arguments oh wait you didnt. And are you using masengill or a more winged device? Alan Keyes must be jealous of you.
TRANSFORMERS Revisit Military Base - Aug 28, 2008 - 04:59pm
Ultrazilla with the former talent involved I had my hopes up until the trailers hit. I was really hoping for an Atlantis Indy film. But yeah when the trailers hit and U heard Cate Blanchett's accent and see Shera dressed as Catwoman I eased into reality.
Ultrazilla with the former talent involved I had my hopes up until the trailers hit. I was really hoping for an Atlantis Indy film. But yeah when the trailers hit and U heard Cate Blanchett's accent and see Shera dressed as Catwoman I eased into reality.
Nolan's Call on a Third BATMAN - Aug 27, 2008 - 10:25pm
The stream below Ra's house in the first would be perfect for 1 of the Lazarus Pits. And He did say the League of Shadows was around for hundreds of years. Just as Joker hinted what "they" did to him (not Ra's but bigger criminals in Gotham). Robin Wiliams as Penguin, Al Pacino as Riddler and Hillary swank as Catwoman, prefer the lead in DOOMSDAY though, great fighting moves. Nolan can use the entire Insomnia cast. LUKE GOSS as MARTIAN MANHUNTER McCain can play PENGUIN waah waah waah I have experience waah waah waah I should be mayor wahh waah waah I forgot how many igloos I have waah waah waah
The stream below Ra's house in the first would be perfect for 1 of the Lazarus Pits. And He did say the League of Shadows was around for hundreds of years. Just as Joker hinted what "they" did to him (not Ra's but bigger criminals in Gotham). Robin Wiliams as Penguin, Al Pacino as Riddler and Hillary swank as Catwoman, prefer the lead in DOOMSDAY though, great fighting moves. Nolan can use the entire Insomnia cast. LUKE GOSS as MARTIAN MANHUNTER McCain can play PENGUIN waah waah waah I have experience waah waah waah I should be mayor wahh waah waah I forgot how many igloos I have waah waah waah
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 27, 2008 - 10:02pm
Wow Todd you are dumb. Are you sure your not from Crawford, Texas rather than Canada. Its Gere by the way and not geer. Or is that how you Canucks spell it? And who is talking I'm typing? Both terms mean the same in the partially United States as they do in Canada. And actually you are American also, Canada is part of North America. Being a huge hockey fan I am wondering if a Canadian team will ever again win the Stanley Cup. Im 6ft 180 by the way. And another thing not just fat people eat hot dogs and hamburgers. I prefer turkey meat myself. What is zi by the way?????????????????????? And I have been on the big screen and will be again. I have a big extra role in THE EXPRESS about the first black Heisman Trophy winner. And I was in 5 ER episodes in 2003 not to mention about 10 Improv comedy teams in Chicago at the IO and 2nd City so I am trying. What are you doing in the way of acting?
Wow Todd you are dumb. Are you sure your not from Crawford, Texas rather than Canada. Its Gere by the way and not geer. Or is that how you Canucks spell it? And who is talking I'm typing? Both terms mean the same in the partially United States as they do in Canada. And actually you are American also, Canada is part of North America. Being a huge hockey fan I am wondering if a Canadian team will ever again win the Stanley Cup. Im 6ft 180 by the way. And another thing not just fat people eat hot dogs and hamburgers. I prefer turkey meat myself. What is zi by the way?????????????????????? And I have been on the big screen and will be again. I have a big extra role in THE EXPRESS about the first black Heisman Trophy winner. And I was in 5 ER episodes in 2003 not to mention about 10 Improv comedy teams in Chicago at the IO and 2nd City so I am trying. What are you doing in the way of acting?
TRANSFORMERS Revisit Military Base - Aug 27, 2008 - 09:41pm
The real question is how did I give my money directly to Shera Leboob? Was Shera so embarrassed from being drunk on half a cosmopolitain and getting scared by the Walgreens security cashier that it took some SOUL MAN PILLS? Shera then got a job working at the Davis Theater in Chicago as a black high school girl working as a ticket seller because it came to the realization of what a rangeless Malaysian Transexual it is? The ticket seller was more believable saying enjoy the show Then Shera impersonating FEZ in Disturbia. Disturbia was so funny Hitchcock came back to life just to laugh his ass off. Or is there another way I gave David Faustino's transvestite clone my money? Can you clarify this please? How did my economic vote alone ensure he has more work? Oh and Killerville stay out of the cemetary my mom is buried in OK? I know you watch Kill Bill alot but the people buried in Cemetaries are actually dead so quit pretending they are Uma Thurman. Besides , my mom has been dead 20 years so all that is left is a femur, jawbone and a over priced dress. No Killerville you cant have or try the dress on. Killerville walks into a bar and says give me a Killerville. The bartender says whats a killerville? KillerVille says Killerville pours a can of MONSTER mixed with strawberry Quick over Karl Roves bung hole. KIller Ville begins eating Karl Roves asshole and then squeezes 30 packs of taco Bell Hot sauce over his butthole as R Kelly and Osama Bin Laden eat Killervilles ass hole while Killerville jerks off Karl Rove while watching trapped in a closet.
The real question is how did I give my money directly to Shera Leboob? Was Shera so embarrassed from being drunk on half a cosmopolitain and getting scared by the Walgreens security cashier that it took some SOUL MAN PILLS? Shera then got a job working at the Davis Theater in Chicago as a black high school girl working as a ticket seller because it came to the realization of what a rangeless Malaysian Transexual it is? The ticket seller was more believable saying enjoy the show Then Shera impersonating FEZ in Disturbia. Disturbia was so funny Hitchcock came back to life just to laugh his ass off. Or is there another way I gave David Faustino's transvestite clone my money? Can you clarify this please? How did my economic vote alone ensure he has more work? Oh and Killerville stay out of the cemetary my mom is buried in OK? I know you watch Kill Bill alot but the people buried in Cemetaries are actually dead so quit pretending they are Uma Thurman. Besides , my mom has been dead 20 years so all that is left is a femur, jawbone and a over priced dress. No Killerville you cant have or try the dress on. Killerville walks into a bar and says give me a Killerville. The bartender says whats a killerville? KillerVille says Killerville pours a can of MONSTER mixed with strawberry Quick over Karl Roves bung hole. KIller Ville begins eating Karl Roves asshole and then squeezes 30 packs of taco Bell Hot sauce over his butthole as R Kelly and Osama Bin Laden eat Killervilles ass hole while Killerville jerks off Karl Rove while watching trapped in a closet.
TRANSFORMERS Revisit Military Base - Aug 27, 2008 - 09:12pm
You're missing an S between swallows and eminal, or are you trying to create a new word? (cue the attack on my typos) And I am able to wind my watch fine, there is a knob on the side I turn to adjust the time. The question I have is how am I able to see PIGFORMERS 2 when it hasnt even been filmed? Do I have a wayback machine I have not been told about? I mean yes you are right Shera has been sucking my dick and yes I did rape Shera anally but it didnt seem to care really. At least you know its dick wasnt in my ass or mouth, so I will give you credit for a tad of common sense. Although where you got it I'll never know. But at least we know you think Mccain is useless so there is a positive as well. I dont understand how he is a war hero when all he did was bomb Vietnam for Nixon then crashed his plane and got well fed while his arm was broken. Never heard of him saving a life just taking lives. He didnt rescuse anyone from Nam so he isnt really a hero, just an old bitter man like Hillary Clinton who cant count well. I saw Indy 4 because I, like the rest of America, expected something great and got Indiana Jones and the Malaysian Transexual vs Plan 9. I notice you dont defend the film. Sadly it was garbage and I wonder if Harrison Ford will ever do a good film again. As for PIGFORMERS which you also don't defend, I was looking forward to it and what a major piece of horrible film making, writing and acting it was. Good for Shera though that it expanded its resume to make car commercials. And Shera was good in Keanustantine and I,WILLBOT .
You're missing an S between swallows and eminal, or are you trying to create a new word? (cue the attack on my typos) And I am able to wind my watch fine, there is a knob on the side I turn to adjust the time. The question I have is how am I able to see PIGFORMERS 2 when it hasnt even been filmed? Do I have a wayback machine I have not been told about? I mean yes you are right Shera has been sucking my dick and yes I did rape Shera anally but it didnt seem to care really. At least you know its dick wasnt in my ass or mouth, so I will give you credit for a tad of common sense. Although where you got it I'll never know. But at least we know you think Mccain is useless so there is a positive as well. I dont understand how he is a war hero when all he did was bomb Vietnam for Nixon then crashed his plane and got well fed while his arm was broken. Never heard of him saving a life just taking lives. He didnt rescuse anyone from Nam so he isnt really a hero, just an old bitter man like Hillary Clinton who cant count well. I saw Indy 4 because I, like the rest of America, expected something great and got Indiana Jones and the Malaysian Transexual vs Plan 9. I notice you dont defend the film. Sadly it was garbage and I wonder if Harrison Ford will ever do a good film again. As for PIGFORMERS which you also don't defend, I was looking forward to it and what a major piece of horrible film making, writing and acting it was. Good for Shera though that it expanded its resume to make car commercials. And Shera was good in Keanustantine and I,WILLBOT .
Nolan's Call on a Third BATMAN - Aug 27, 2008 - 05:41pm
The lead in DOOMSDAY should be CATWOMAN. So there is no way a good movie can be incorporated in a movie? And Heath is great but get over the shit he is dead and would want to see the Joker again. Life goes on unless you are Heath Ledger. All we saw for 2 Face is guy lying down on the ground and a coffinless memorial ceremony.
The lead in DOOMSDAY should be CATWOMAN. So there is no way a good movie can be incorporated in a movie? And Heath is great but get over the shit he is dead and would want to see the Joker again. Life goes on unless you are Heath Ledger. All we saw for 2 Face is guy lying down on the ground and a coffinless memorial ceremony.
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 26, 2008 - 08:24pm
He trries his best? Well little Flanders first off you know Ned does not want you and 2ndly Yoda would killl you for saying that. May Shera can play Tootle the little engine that could get drunk and intimidated by Walgreens Security Cashiers. What did he try so hard to do? Hold his liqour? And why would you think we hate you? Yes we are dogs that just makes you our bitch and zi have no problem with that as I can tell you are proud of being a bitch. Oh and by the way lyposuction and having your jaw wired shut is still lazy. Good that you lost 40 pounds but you still have all the ugly What is fating? And its you're not your.
He trries his best? Well little Flanders first off you know Ned does not want you and 2ndly Yoda would killl you for saying that. May Shera can play Tootle the little engine that could get drunk and intimidated by Walgreens Security Cashiers. What did he try so hard to do? Hold his liqour? And why would you think we hate you? Yes we are dogs that just makes you our bitch and zi have no problem with that as I can tell you are proud of being a bitch. Oh and by the way lyposuction and having your jaw wired shut is still lazy. Good that you lost 40 pounds but you still have all the ugly What is fating? And its you're not your.
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 26, 2008 - 06:54pm
Its not Malaysian Transexual sounding enough
Its not Malaysian Transexual sounding enough
TRANSFORMERS Revisit Military Base - Aug 26, 2008 - 06:20pm
To many movie makers and movie goers with bad taste
To many movie makers and movie goers with bad taste
TRANSFORMERS Revisit Military Base - Aug 26, 2008 - 05:05pm
PIGFORMERS is filed with more poor art work so She ra wont fear them messing up his hair. Glad Bay can feel accomplished using 2o year old animation that worked better with Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Michael Bay walks into a bar and says give me a Shera Leboob. The Bartender says what's a She LeBoob? Michael Bay says you give a 20 year old Albino Malaysian Transexual a sugar free Red Bull and while it's gagging from the after taste you jam its hand up a cokehead director's ass and break it at the wrist and tell it that it can act while enjoying a torn anus.
PIGFORMERS is filed with more poor art work so She ra wont fear them messing up his hair. Glad Bay can feel accomplished using 2o year old animation that worked better with Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Michael Bay walks into a bar and says give me a Shera Leboob. The Bartender says what's a She LeBoob? Michael Bay says you give a 20 year old Albino Malaysian Transexual a sugar free Red Bull and while it's gagging from the after taste you jam its hand up a cokehead director's ass and break it at the wrist and tell it that it can act while enjoying a torn anus.
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 26, 2008 - 04:46pm
For the love of the viagra Mccain uses to power the little gerbil in his brain---I am not not saying Hellboy 2 is equal to Raiders. If we had not had Raiders we would never have Hellboy. Raiders is perfection in the action genre. Hellboy 2 is just a damn fun well made movie.
For the love of the viagra Mccain uses to power the little gerbil in his brain---I am not not saying Hellboy 2 is equal to Raiders. If we had not had Raiders we would never have Hellboy. Raiders is perfection in the action genre. Hellboy 2 is just a damn fun well made movie.
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 25, 2008 - 07:36pm
I mean how cool is this guy that he cant hold his liqour and has to change his clothes so the Walgreens security gaurd wont intimidate him. And its not even a security guard but rather a fat cashier in a bright vest. I have gone into Walgreens hundreds of times drunk and baked out of my mind, higher then Martin in Knocked Up and Brian in Half Baked or Family guy and never ever ever ever freaked out like that. But unlike Shera Leboob I dont get my grass or booze from Michael Bays pez dispenser style fake cock.
I mean how cool is this guy that he cant hold his liqour and has to change his clothes so the Walgreens security gaurd wont intimidate him. And its not even a security guard but rather a fat cashier in a bright vest. I have gone into Walgreens hundreds of times drunk and baked out of my mind, higher then Martin in Knocked Up and Brian in Half Baked or Family guy and never ever ever ever freaked out like that. But unlike Shera Leboob I dont get my grass or booze from Michael Bays pez dispenser style fake cock.
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 25, 2008 - 07:29pm
Hellboy 2 is a damn good movie and it is not Raiders of the Lost Ark but it is a masterpiece compared to PIGFORMERS and Indiana Jones and the Malaysian Transexual vs Plan9. Lucas fucked moviegoers worse with Indy then he did with Phantom Menapause. Hellboy 2 deserved a better release date in late september or early October. Luke oss continues to show he is a action star and he gives Heath Ledger competition for best villain of the year. Give Shera a few years and it will be doing the gay porn version of The Odd Couple with Flick from A Christmas Story.
Hellboy 2 is a damn good movie and it is not Raiders of the Lost Ark but it is a masterpiece compared to PIGFORMERS and Indiana Jones and the Malaysian Transexual vs Plan9. Lucas fucked moviegoers worse with Indy then he did with Phantom Menapause. Hellboy 2 deserved a better release date in late september or early October. Luke oss continues to show he is a action star and he gives Heath Ledger competition for best villain of the year. Give Shera a few years and it will be doing the gay porn version of The Odd Couple with Flick from A Christmas Story.
Shia Taking a Beating in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Aug 25, 2008 - 04:40pm
Well lets see I havent had a donut in 12 years and the last comic I read was WATCHMEN but knowing the difference between good film making like Raiders of The Lost Ark and Hellboy 2 vs no talent lazily made car commercials like PIGFORMERS and Indiana Jones vs Plan 9's plastic dollar store skull. Great Shera's successful maybe he/she will get rid of the Bud Bundy Malaysian Transexual albino Hal E. Berry look so he can walk without looking like hes a human gerbil farm. Come up with a better paradigm next time.
Well lets see I havent had a donut in 12 years and the last comic I read was WATCHMEN but knowing the difference between good film making like Raiders of The Lost Ark and Hellboy 2 vs no talent lazily made car commercials like PIGFORMERS and Indiana Jones vs Plan 9's plastic dollar store skull. Great Shera's successful maybe he/she will get rid of the Bud Bundy Malaysian Transexual albino Hal E. Berry look so he can walk without looking like hes a human gerbil farm. Come up with a better paradigm next time.
BATMAN: YEAR ONE talk from producer - Aug 24, 2008 - 12:13pm
Sounds awesome I hope it is good. I wonder if they will use JOKER?
Sounds awesome I hope it is good. I wonder if they will use JOKER?
Top Maniacal Rumors: Soft Punisher, Hard Chucky and Sharky Sequels - Aug 22, 2008 - 04:40pm
What the fuck is a reboot anymore? A Recast or a remake? Superman fans get their wish? How so (yes I mean how so not Hanso. sorry if ya got all hot and bothered BIG H) For one thing Im a Superman Fan and Just as I am a Batman Fan I dont need to see the fucking origin story in every film. It eats up story time for good action and causes to many stupid useless arguments when people want to see the same thing NEW FIGHTS and NO NEW DRAMA or HORRIBLY WRITTEN LOVE SCENES AND STORIES. LOIS LANE NEEDS NO ROMANCE, LOIS LANE NEEDS TO BE A SMART ASS!!! THAT IS A FACT!!!! Parker Posey has a deal for 3 movies, make her LOIS LANE, think Parker Posey in Dazed and Confused talking shit to Brainiac. KEEP BRANDON ROUTH< KEVIN SPACEY< EVE MARIE SAINT and FRANK LANGELLA. Brandon deserves the role, he can act and Superman does not need to be huge he's Super Powered. Kevin Spacey rules and can do alot more evil with Brainiac or Bizzarro or Mr Mytzylplik aka Gary Coleman. Kate Bosworth go away now or maybe do a bratz film. Langella was great nuff said.and Eve Marie deserved much more screen time, still hot for a silver haired babe , smokin in north by northwest I understand people hate Brandon and i dont see why, he has chops just fix the script and get him a good fight coach like matbe Christian Bale.. I dont see why they are using the term revamp, I guess we wont get from Singer what is needed. But the cast is solid mostly so dont destroy what can be fixed. GARY CCOLEMAN GARY COLEMAN GARY COLEMAN GARY COLEMAN And Stydy HELLBOY 2 it was so overlooked for the fantastic film it was.
What the fuck is a reboot anymore? A Recast or a remake? Superman fans get their wish? How so (yes I mean how so not Hanso. sorry if ya got all hot and bothered BIG H) For one thing Im a Superman Fan and Just as I am a Batman Fan I dont need to see the fucking origin story in every film. It eats up story time for good action and causes to many stupid useless arguments when people want to see the same thing NEW FIGHTS and NO NEW DRAMA or HORRIBLY WRITTEN LOVE SCENES AND STORIES. LOIS LANE NEEDS NO ROMANCE, LOIS LANE NEEDS TO BE A SMART ASS!!! THAT IS A FACT!!!! Parker Posey has a deal for 3 movies, make her LOIS LANE, think Parker Posey in Dazed and Confused talking shit to Brainiac. KEEP BRANDON ROUTH< KEVIN SPACEY< EVE MARIE SAINT and FRANK LANGELLA. Brandon deserves the role, he can act and Superman does not need to be huge he's Super Powered. Kevin Spacey rules and can do alot more evil with Brainiac or Bizzarro or Mr Mytzylplik aka Gary Coleman. Kate Bosworth go away now or maybe do a bratz film. Langella was great nuff said.and Eve Marie deserved much more screen time, still hot for a silver haired babe , smokin in north by northwest I understand people hate Brandon and i dont see why, he has chops just fix the script and get him a good fight coach like matbe Christian Bale.. I dont see why they are using the term revamp, I guess we wont get from Singer what is needed. But the cast is solid mostly so dont destroy what can be fixed. GARY CCOLEMAN GARY COLEMAN GARY COLEMAN GARY COLEMAN And Stydy HELLBOY 2 it was so overlooked for the fantastic film it was.
VOLTRON Becomes Cost Efficient for New Regency - Aug 19, 2008 - 05:11pm
dojen there is slight bropblem with your staement. If you are 48 and you hated Voltron at age 14 that would be 1975 or 1976. Voltron wasnt around until 1984ish. Do the math. The story sucks more balls then PIGFORMERS. tHEY ARE GOING TO USE TECHNOLOGY used to make 300? AKA just like cocksucker wastes George Lucas and Micahel Bay they are to lazy to build actual models because Malaysian Transexuals like Shera Leboob would be nervous around them. Voltron is a great Sci Fi Epic waiting to happen. There is plenty of history and Devils Due comic series from a few years ago added to the original stories instead of some metrosexual revamp nightmare. Ps VOTE IMPOTENCY AND VOTE MCAIN, A great choice for helping racism continue in America.
dojen there is slight bropblem with your staement. If you are 48 and you hated Voltron at age 14 that would be 1975 or 1976. Voltron wasnt around until 1984ish. Do the math. The story sucks more balls then PIGFORMERS. tHEY ARE GOING TO USE TECHNOLOGY used to make 300? AKA just like cocksucker wastes George Lucas and Micahel Bay they are to lazy to build actual models because Malaysian Transexuals like Shera Leboob would be nervous around them. Voltron is a great Sci Fi Epic waiting to happen. There is plenty of history and Devils Due comic series from a few years ago added to the original stories instead of some metrosexual revamp nightmare. Ps VOTE IMPOTENCY AND VOTE MCAIN, A great choice for helping racism continue in America.
WB and DC Executives Talk Comic Properties - Aug 19, 2008 - 04:48pm
If Marvel is so awesome then why are they so frequently having financial problems? Captain America and Falcon are 2 of the most poorly written boring characters in comics and Civil War has as much believability as a sppech by Christian terror Bush. Iron Man is a alcoholic ripp off of Batman without the fighting school. And I like Iron Man both in comics, movies and the Iron Man cartoon from 1994. Now phantomman I have seen the movie twice and it is billed as the ultimate BATMAN film by many people and I do like it. First off that sonar issue would only allow The Joker the upper hand for about 2 seconds, Batman would have dropped him very quickly. And you cant argue that the Joker and those poor excuses for thugs would have gotten away that easily without even cops around. I do agree there seem to be a bunch of scenes missing to shave some time, I hope for a 4 hour cut on DVD. And BATMAN is only dumb enogh in movies to give it up to prevent The Joker from killing more. If you knew as much about Batman as any fan with minimal knowledge you would know that BATMAN would know Joker would never stop the killing of innocents. It would be another big joke and Joker would kill even more people. Not to mention 5 minutes of thinking could have added aulfuric acid to the script just enough to Scar Harvey. If Joker can get to Gamble that easy he sure as hell can get some acid in a cup or a flower. And lose the ego phantom I got it, its cute that you dont though. Gauley, lets take em to school!!!!!!
If Marvel is so awesome then why are they so frequently having financial problems? Captain America and Falcon are 2 of the most poorly written boring characters in comics and Civil War has as much believability as a sppech by Christian terror Bush. Iron Man is a alcoholic ripp off of Batman without the fighting school. And I like Iron Man both in comics, movies and the Iron Man cartoon from 1994. Now phantomman I have seen the movie twice and it is billed as the ultimate BATMAN film by many people and I do like it. First off that sonar issue would only allow The Joker the upper hand for about 2 seconds, Batman would have dropped him very quickly. And you cant argue that the Joker and those poor excuses for thugs would have gotten away that easily without even cops around. I do agree there seem to be a bunch of scenes missing to shave some time, I hope for a 4 hour cut on DVD. And BATMAN is only dumb enogh in movies to give it up to prevent The Joker from killing more. If you knew as much about Batman as any fan with minimal knowledge you would know that BATMAN would know Joker would never stop the killing of innocents. It would be another big joke and Joker would kill even more people. Not to mention 5 minutes of thinking could have added aulfuric acid to the script just enough to Scar Harvey. If Joker can get to Gamble that easy he sure as hell can get some acid in a cup or a flower. And lose the ego phantom I got it, its cute that you dont though. Gauley, lets take em to school!!!!!!
WB and DC Executives Talk Comic Properties - Aug 18, 2008 - 09:06pm
DC IS NOT MORE FANTASY BASED, where did you come up with that paradigm? Sounds like you are basing your character analyis off of SUPER FRIENDS and not comic stories. THOR, GHOST RIDER, VENOM, DR STRANGE, MADAME WEBB, FF AND DOOM, EVERY MUTANT EVER IN A MARVEL COMIC, DEADPOOL, SPIDER PIG, MOLE MAN, MODOK, MADARIN, IRON FIST, BLADE, MOEBIUS, BLACK PANTHER, NAMOR, BULLS EYE, SILVER SURFER, ALL FANTASY I dont mention DC characters because all Comic characters are fantasy even if they are just human and can fight. Both use reall towns and fake towns. Its why Soider Pig sucks so bad lately because the attempts at making Spidey a normal person blow. And capt America frozen alive for 60 years-pure fantasy.
DC IS NOT MORE FANTASY BASED, where did you come up with that paradigm? Sounds like you are basing your character analyis off of SUPER FRIENDS and not comic stories. THOR, GHOST RIDER, VENOM, DR STRANGE, MADAME WEBB, FF AND DOOM, EVERY MUTANT EVER IN A MARVEL COMIC, DEADPOOL, SPIDER PIG, MOLE MAN, MODOK, MADARIN, IRON FIST, BLADE, MOEBIUS, BLACK PANTHER, NAMOR, BULLS EYE, SILVER SURFER, ALL FANTASY I dont mention DC characters because all Comic characters are fantasy even if they are just human and can fight. Both use reall towns and fake towns. Its why Soider Pig sucks so bad lately because the attempts at making Spidey a normal person blow. And capt America frozen alive for 60 years-pure fantasy.
WB and DC Executives Talk Comic Properties - Aug 18, 2008 - 04:25pm
If DARK KNIGHT was dead on then why did The Joker have the upper hand at the end fight scene most of the time against a guy in a suit of Armor? And why did BATMAN not go back up after rescuing Rachel from The Joker? Hasnt Two Face always been scarred by acid? How did Joker always fix his makeup? AND WHY THE FUCK IS BATMAN CONTEMPLATING QUITTING TO STOP JOKER? Deeper characters are Martian Manhunter and Aquaman(cue the fish talking jokes) AQUAMAN Kiefer Sutherland Green Latern Hal Jordan Denzel Washington Plastic Man Paul Rudd CATWOMAN The lead in DOOMSDAY--awesome well made unappreciated film FLASH Barry Allen(not that piss poor pedophile victim Bart Impulse)Jason Lee WONDER WOMAN Christina Ricci Superman Brandon Routh Batman Christian Bale (If you pay them and write it well they will come)
If DARK KNIGHT was dead on then why did The Joker have the upper hand at the end fight scene most of the time against a guy in a suit of Armor? And why did BATMAN not go back up after rescuing Rachel from The Joker? Hasnt Two Face always been scarred by acid? How did Joker always fix his makeup? AND WHY THE FUCK IS BATMAN CONTEMPLATING QUITTING TO STOP JOKER? Deeper characters are Martian Manhunter and Aquaman(cue the fish talking jokes) AQUAMAN Kiefer Sutherland Green Latern Hal Jordan Denzel Washington Plastic Man Paul Rudd CATWOMAN The lead in DOOMSDAY--awesome well made unappreciated film FLASH Barry Allen(not that piss poor pedophile victim Bart Impulse)Jason Lee WONDER WOMAN Christina Ricci Superman Brandon Routh Batman Christian Bale (If you pay them and write it well they will come)
Iron Man Disses The DARK KNIGHT - Aug 16, 2008 - 09:59am
What else would you expect from a alcoholic playing an alcoholic that rips off Batman. Batman doesnt need engines to fly so take that Robert PICKUP ARTIST Downey Jr.
What else would you expect from a alcoholic playing an alcoholic that rips off Batman. Batman doesnt need engines to fly so take that Robert PICKUP ARTIST Downey Jr.
Shane Black Has Penned LETHAL WEAPON 5? - Aug 07, 2008 - 01:48pm
There will be to many stand ins for Mel, he won't play crazy and now that he is a christian terrorist born again parasite he couldnt do Riggs. Or will Donner cast all Jewish people as villains to provoke Mellie.
There will be to many stand ins for Mel, he won't play crazy and now that he is a christian terrorist born again parasite he couldnt do Riggs. Or will Donner cast all Jewish people as villains to provoke Mellie.
Mania Exclusive Interview: Watchmen, Part I - Aug 02, 2008 - 11:33pm
Um hello what about me? All the crap I get for PIGFORMERS? You all really owe me an apologize, I am so upset from your retalliation I lose my confidence and have to use spell check like 20 times to verify the spelling of PIGFORMERS. I almost finally finished Watchmen after 4 years and RORSCHACH has become almost more of my favorite character than Batman, Daredevil and BlueBeetle. I cannot believe how cool yet how disturbing and dark and quasi evil it is. But it still is like the ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN and DAYS OF THE CONDOR of comic stories. I really want to see Jon's ship, MARS and ANTARCTICA which I hope looks like HOTH. But if he still has the chops Jackie Earl Haley may get OSCAR in 2010 for RORSCHACH. Does anyone know if it is optioned for other movies? Or is this supposed to be the whole story?
Um hello what about me? All the crap I get for PIGFORMERS? You all really owe me an apologize, I am so upset from your retalliation I lose my confidence and have to use spell check like 20 times to verify the spelling of PIGFORMERS. I almost finally finished Watchmen after 4 years and RORSCHACH has become almost more of my favorite character than Batman, Daredevil and BlueBeetle. I cannot believe how cool yet how disturbing and dark and quasi evil it is. But it still is like the ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN and DAYS OF THE CONDOR of comic stories. I really want to see Jon's ship, MARS and ANTARCTICA which I hope looks like HOTH. But if he still has the chops Jackie Earl Haley may get OSCAR in 2010 for RORSCHACH. Does anyone know if it is optioned for other movies? Or is this supposed to be the whole story?
Mania Exclusive Interview: Watchmen, Part I - Aug 02, 2008 - 10:08pm
Um hello what about me? All the crap I get for PIGFORMERS? You all really owe me an apologize, I am so upset from your retalliation I lose my confidence and have to use spell check like 20 times to verify the spelling of PIGFORMERS. I almost finally finished Watchmen after 4 years and RORSCHACH has become almost more of my favorite character than Batman, Daredevil and BlueBeetle. I cannot believe how cool yet how disturbing and dark and quasi evil it is. But it still is like the ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN and DAYS OF THE CONDOR of comic stories. I really want to see Jon's ship, MARS and ANTARCTICA which I hope looks like HOTH. But if he still has the chops Jackie Earl Haley may get OSCAR in 2010 for RORSCHACH. Does anyone know if it is optioned for other movies? Or is this supposed to be the whole story?
Um hello what about me? All the crap I get for PIGFORMERS? You all really owe me an apologize, I am so upset from your retalliation I lose my confidence and have to use spell check like 20 times to verify the spelling of PIGFORMERS. I almost finally finished Watchmen after 4 years and RORSCHACH has become almost more of my favorite character than Batman, Daredevil and BlueBeetle. I cannot believe how cool yet how disturbing and dark and quasi evil it is. But it still is like the ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN and DAYS OF THE CONDOR of comic stories. I really want to see Jon's ship, MARS and ANTARCTICA which I hope looks like HOTH. But if he still has the chops Jackie Earl Haley may get OSCAR in 2010 for RORSCHACH. Does anyone know if it is optioned for other movies? Or is this supposed to be the whole story?
Brosnan Updates on CROWN AFFAIR 2 - Aug 01, 2008 - 04:46pm
I love Angelina Jolie but hopefully they will find an older actress, just something about Pierce's old wrinkled grey haired balls that on near Angelina that does not sound good. Yeah why make a remake to a movie that was actually good compared to PIGFORMERS, but I guess people with bad taste need films to. At least Thomas Crown isnt approved by car companies that are going under cause Christian Terrorist Bush promised Halibartons war would get them plenty of oil or cell phone companies that like commercials to be trashy movies like PIFORMERS :reheating the of Bacon.
I love Angelina Jolie but hopefully they will find an older actress, just something about Pierce's old wrinkled grey haired balls that on near Angelina that does not sound good. Yeah why make a remake to a movie that was actually good compared to PIGFORMERS, but I guess people with bad taste need films to. At least Thomas Crown isnt approved by car companies that are going under cause Christian Terrorist Bush promised Halibartons war would get them plenty of oil or cell phone companies that like commercials to be trashy movies like PIFORMERS :reheating the of Bacon.
The Fallen Takes On TRANSFORMERS - Jul 30, 2008 - 08:26pm
Raith thanks but when it comes to bad story ideas I dont care about PIGFORMERS failing possibilities.. This franchise is simply pathetic, there is no good story because bay has do what FORD and SPRINT want so they have plenty of ad money to spend on pointless FX and actors with no place in the film since they have no good dialogue. SheRa Lebbob got the role cause Paramount neededed a Malaysian Transexual to fill a quota. This shit is far from an epic story. But overly arrogant boys with videocameras like Mikey Gay think they are creative and have no talent just access to expensive equpment cause they are related to Leonard Nimoy, worse than Star Trek 5 to live with. PIGFORMERS is the one movie that got male fans to buy designer cell phones before they blow each other watching IRobot at NAMBLA meetings.
Raith thanks but when it comes to bad story ideas I dont care about PIGFORMERS failing possibilities.. This franchise is simply pathetic, there is no good story because bay has do what FORD and SPRINT want so they have plenty of ad money to spend on pointless FX and actors with no place in the film since they have no good dialogue. SheRa Lebbob got the role cause Paramount neededed a Malaysian Transexual to fill a quota. This shit is far from an epic story. But overly arrogant boys with videocameras like Mikey Gay think they are creative and have no talent just access to expensive equpment cause they are related to Leonard Nimoy, worse than Star Trek 5 to live with. PIGFORMERS is the one movie that got male fans to buy designer cell phones before they blow each other watching IRobot at NAMBLA meetings.
WB's MARVIN THE MARTIAN Flies to the Big Screen - Jul 30, 2008 - 05:27pm
Trapped in a gift box AWESOME best news all day
Trapped in a gift box AWESOME best news all day
The Fallen Takes On TRANSFORMERS - Jul 30, 2008 - 05:20pm
Oh and please tell me what Spam has been doing. Spam is such a great chartacter, not as useless as Oinkimus Pork but give it time. But seriously what has Spam been upto? 1. Spam got her paranoid and laughed at by Walgreens secuirty gaurds for drinking to many Cosmopolitans. 2.Spam took a real version of the Oinkbot bumble snout and forgot it wasnt real and just a movie and almost killed people. 3 Spam's most memorable role was as Harrison Fords Malaysian Transexual stalker who steals Hot Rod's stunt cycle amd jerks off so much it has to use its wad to grease its hair so the world doesnt run out of clean towels. Oh yeah real important story, why not just have George Lucas be bitter and remake a great animated series in a half ass way just cause he learned a new program. Oh wait that happend to. PIGFORMERS 2 BACON SLAUGHTERS BACK
Oh and please tell me what Spam has been doing. Spam is such a great chartacter, not as useless as Oinkimus Pork but give it time. But seriously what has Spam been upto? 1. Spam got her paranoid and laughed at by Walgreens secuirty gaurds for drinking to many Cosmopolitans. 2.Spam took a real version of the Oinkbot bumble snout and forgot it wasnt real and just a movie and almost killed people. 3 Spam's most memorable role was as Harrison Fords Malaysian Transexual stalker who steals Hot Rod's stunt cycle amd jerks off so much it has to use its wad to grease its hair so the world doesnt run out of clean towels. Oh yeah real important story, why not just have George Lucas be bitter and remake a great animated series in a half ass way just cause he learned a new program. Oh wait that happend to. PIGFORMERS 2 BACON SLAUGHTERS BACK
The Fallen Takes On TRANSFORMERS - Jul 30, 2008 - 05:06pm
PIGFORMERS 2 compared to the Dark Knight? let me guess you probably also think Mccain will be president. PIGFORMERS wasnt even as good as Batman and Robin so there is no way PIGFORMERS:Sausage oinks back will be worth the cocaine residue Bay snorted it up with.
PIGFORMERS 2 compared to the Dark Knight? let me guess you probably also think Mccain will be president. PIGFORMERS wasnt even as good as Batman and Robin so there is no way PIGFORMERS:Sausage oinks back will be worth the cocaine residue Bay snorted it up with.
The Fallen Takes On TRANSFORMERS - Jul 30, 2008 - 04:59pm
FALLEN WAS NOT AN ORIGINAL TRANSFORMER unless you are a clueless hack that like PIGFORMERS. What a joke, if there gonna go that route than why not include GOBOTS since they are now owned together and have been included in the Transformers universe.
FALLEN WAS NOT AN ORIGINAL TRANSFORMER unless you are a clueless hack that like PIGFORMERS. What a joke, if there gonna go that route than why not include GOBOTS since they are now owned together and have been included in the Transformers universe.
THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 01:48am
Maggie is not ugly, great body. Awesome in Donie Darko and hot in Sherry Baby. Great Detective work testing bullets and finding DNA. A few less speeches were needed. Yes I did love it. NO WATCHMEN TRAILER BUT SAW A TERMINATOR TRAILER.
Maggie is not ugly, great body. Awesome in Donie Darko and hot in Sherry Baby. Great Detective work testing bullets and finding DNA. A few less speeches were needed. Yes I did love it. NO WATCHMEN TRAILER BUT SAW A TERMINATOR TRAILER.
THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 01:44am
SPOILIERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Eric Roberts played his character from Final Analysis if he had a stroke. Great homage to Burton's BATMAN at the end by doing the opposite with JOKER that Tim did. If the movie is a masterpiece than why did Batman not go after The Joker after he rescued Rachel at street level? The scene looks like it was cut for time and Joker's escape was missiing. Joker fought way to well against Batman at points. He had him pinned at one point? How does a guy ina funky suit beat a trained fighter in body armor who is twice his size. A DEFINITIVE BATMAN FILM WOULD NOT KILL TWO FACE. Great make up. But he and Rachel are wasted. All the crap with Katie Holmes being replaced just to kill a character. And the secondary characters were given no dialogue and had no chemistry. I am referring primarily to the cops in the chase scene on lower wacker in Chicago or Gotham. A fat guy who looks like Newman should not be saying lock N load. All the speculation for Anthony Michael Hall as the Riddler and his reporter was a waste of time. And Michael Spawn White is getting fat. Now saying Heath deserves the OSCAR for BEST ACTOR not supporting goes without saying. I liked this film alot and need to see it again. Showing his reach Internationally was awesome and the chase scenes were this time in history's BULLITT or FRENCH CONNECTION. And end the love stories in BATMAN. But now that Rachel is dead Catwoman will be in 3 and maybe the Riddler. Need some Ra's Al Ghul reference but joker didnt even have an acid flower or nerve toxin. Those hotel ads are very misleading. You could definitely tell in his facial expressions that JOKER wanted to die but was to chicken to let it happen.
SPOILIERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Eric Roberts played his character from Final Analysis if he had a stroke. Great homage to Burton's BATMAN at the end by doing the opposite with JOKER that Tim did. If the movie is a masterpiece than why did Batman not go after The Joker after he rescued Rachel at street level? The scene looks like it was cut for time and Joker's escape was missiing. Joker fought way to well against Batman at points. He had him pinned at one point? How does a guy ina funky suit beat a trained fighter in body armor who is twice his size. A DEFINITIVE BATMAN FILM WOULD NOT KILL TWO FACE. Great make up. But he and Rachel are wasted. All the crap with Katie Holmes being replaced just to kill a character. And the secondary characters were given no dialogue and had no chemistry. I am referring primarily to the cops in the chase scene on lower wacker in Chicago or Gotham. A fat guy who looks like Newman should not be saying lock N load. All the speculation for Anthony Michael Hall as the Riddler and his reporter was a waste of time. And Michael Spawn White is getting fat. Now saying Heath deserves the OSCAR for BEST ACTOR not supporting goes without saying. I liked this film alot and need to see it again. Showing his reach Internationally was awesome and the chase scenes were this time in history's BULLITT or FRENCH CONNECTION. And end the love stories in BATMAN. But now that Rachel is dead Catwoman will be in 3 and maybe the Riddler. Need some Ra's Al Ghul reference but joker didnt even have an acid flower or nerve toxin. Those hotel ads are very misleading. You could definitely tell in his facial expressions that JOKER wanted to die but was to chicken to let it happen.
THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 17, 2008 - 08:05pm
HOLY CRAPPIN JEEBUS IN MY PANTS THIS MOVIE IS SO INCREDIBLE, it proves every point I have made about PIGFORMERS. I just can't believed who played Selena Kyle. WOH (Joey L.) Style. So cool I am wearing my sunglasses like Corey Hart from now on/
HOLY CRAPPIN JEEBUS IN MY PANTS THIS MOVIE IS SO INCREDIBLE, it proves every point I have made about PIGFORMERS. I just can't believed who played Selena Kyle. WOH (Joey L.) Style. So cool I am wearing my sunglasses like Corey Hart from now on/
Top Maniacal News: Gort Destruction, Mummy Mum and Iron Holmes - Jul 11, 2008 - 03:38pm
Alien 3 and 4 were not to bad, it wasnt like watching GI Joe and having to endure a character named Flint aka GI Joe's Millhouse. Sigoourney Weaver gets many movie offers, she just does not need to take them because she does not need to work.And she was in VANTAGE POINT and is starring in Cameron's new film. Actors can cut back to unless they star in crap like PIGFORMERS. AVP sucked cause they arent taken serioulsy by FOX. DEL TORO would be a great director.. AVP films and Alien 3 and Alien Resurection were alot better than anything Lucas has done since Empire Strikes back. They were better than the horrible PIGFORMERS, IJ and the plastic prop skull, and what pieces of shit the Lil Vader trilogy was.
Alien 3 and 4 were not to bad, it wasnt like watching GI Joe and having to endure a character named Flint aka GI Joe's Millhouse. Sigoourney Weaver gets many movie offers, she just does not need to take them because she does not need to work.And she was in VANTAGE POINT and is starring in Cameron's new film. Actors can cut back to unless they star in crap like PIGFORMERS. AVP sucked cause they arent taken serioulsy by FOX. DEL TORO would be a great director.. AVP films and Alien 3 and Alien Resurection were alot better than anything Lucas has done since Empire Strikes back. They were better than the horrible PIGFORMERS, IJ and the plastic prop skull, and what pieces of shit the Lil Vader trilogy was.
Sigourney Weaver Up for ALIENS 5 - Jul 07, 2008 - 04:19pm
EvilBeagle how can you not have 2001 on the top of that list? Its not only the greatest SciFi film ever made its the greatest film ever made. Sunshine was lame and weak. Every scene was from another movie. Not exactly frame for frame but close 1. Going from ship to ship w/o a helmet from 2001 2. The distress signal that is really a warning-ALIEN 3.A 2nd ship stranded in space with unknown mysteries-2010 4. The wacko on the 1st ship-Solaris At least Chris Evans died like the Human Torch deserved to. A few other choices: The Black Hole Last Star Fighter Enemy Mine Alien Nation Outland Hardware Saturn 3 Starship Troopers was so bad, Casper Van Damme needs to wear a helmet.
EvilBeagle how can you not have 2001 on the top of that list? Its not only the greatest SciFi film ever made its the greatest film ever made. Sunshine was lame and weak. Every scene was from another movie. Not exactly frame for frame but close 1. Going from ship to ship w/o a helmet from 2001 2. The distress signal that is really a warning-ALIEN 3.A 2nd ship stranded in space with unknown mysteries-2010 4. The wacko on the 1st ship-Solaris At least Chris Evans died like the Human Torch deserved to. A few other choices: The Black Hole Last Star Fighter Enemy Mine Alien Nation Outland Hardware Saturn 3 Starship Troopers was so bad, Casper Van Damme needs to wear a helmet.
Sigourney Weaver Up for ALIENS 5 - Jul 06, 2008 - 01:43pm
Bill the Pony and GentlemanDeath you are missing some points here. They died because of last minute script changes and a rushed production. Hicks and Newt died for executive greed not a well written or even well planned storyline. Plus Weaver insisted Ripley die, hence we have a clone. A very cool clone but still not the original. I dont want a remake just a good horror scifi action drama. Plus the CGI in the series sucks. At least we have BATMAN DEAD END aka BvJvAvP Arby--2010 like a Muther Fudger yo, they should do a 2nd 2010 involving the Japanese ship from the book and the team on IO. Gimmee 2061
Bill the Pony and GentlemanDeath you are missing some points here. They died because of last minute script changes and a rushed production. Hicks and Newt died for executive greed not a well written or even well planned storyline. Plus Weaver insisted Ripley die, hence we have a clone. A very cool clone but still not the original. I dont want a remake just a good horror scifi action drama. Plus the CGI in the series sucks. At least we have BATMAN DEAD END aka BvJvAvP Arby--2010 like a Muther Fudger yo, they should do a 2nd 2010 involving the Japanese ship from the book and the team on IO. Gimmee 2061
Sigourney Weaver Up for ALIENS 5 - Jul 06, 2008 - 08:58am
SIGOURNEY ONLY HAS HERSELF TO BLAME FOR ALIEN 3. No guns was her idea but when T2 came out there was a teaser of an Alien egg floating through space. Part 3 was to have them on Earth but since Weaver wanted no guns we got good camera work and a bland story that would have made a great final hour. David Fincher(a guy who only directed Madonna videos until then) got thrown in with a script that is more revised than conservative definitions of what conservatives are. Clone Ripley is awesome and it would be great to have her walk though a hive tearing Aliens limb from limb and getting burned by the acid blood. Have Newt and Hicks return as CROWS. It can take place in Detroit and Van Lewen Industries can own OCP. Murphey, Ripley and Eric Draven fighting Aliens.
SIGOURNEY ONLY HAS HERSELF TO BLAME FOR ALIEN 3. No guns was her idea but when T2 came out there was a teaser of an Alien egg floating through space. Part 3 was to have them on Earth but since Weaver wanted no guns we got good camera work and a bland story that would have made a great final hour. David Fincher(a guy who only directed Madonna videos until then) got thrown in with a script that is more revised than conservative definitions of what conservatives are. Clone Ripley is awesome and it would be great to have her walk though a hive tearing Aliens limb from limb and getting burned by the acid blood. Have Newt and Hicks return as CROWS. It can take place in Detroit and Van Lewen Industries can own OCP. Murphey, Ripley and Eric Draven fighting Aliens.
IMAX Bank Scene from DARK KNIGHT - Jul 04, 2008 - 06:34am
I have asked, many times. But, people continue to show their bad taste thinking something about PIGFORMERS and American PIG is actually good. Like Ralph's teacher I am tired of trying.
I have asked, many times. But, people continue to show their bad taste thinking something about PIGFORMERS and American PIG is actually good. Like Ralph's teacher I am tired of trying.
IMAX Bank Scene from DARK KNIGHT - Jul 03, 2008 - 06:48pm
DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT DOES WHATEVER A DARK KNIGHT WANTS TO DO CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB? YES HE CAN AND HAS MANY TIMES LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE DARK KNIGHT
DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT DOES WHATEVER A DARK KNIGHT WANTS TO DO CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB? YES HE CAN AND HAS MANY TIMES LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE DARK KNIGHT
IMAX Bank Scene from DARK KNIGHT - Jul 03, 2008 - 06:42pm
DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT DOES WHATEVER A DARK KNIGHT WANTS TO DO CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB? YES HE CAN AND HAS MANY TIMES LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE DARK KNIGHT
DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT DOES WHATEVER A DARK KNIGHT WANTS TO DO CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB? YES HE CAN AND HAS MANY TIMES LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE DARK KNIGHT
IMAX Bank Scene from DARK KNIGHT - Jul 03, 2008 - 06:39pm
PIGFORMERS IT AINT SPIDERPIG IT AINT EITHER This will be the supreme film of our time not quite 2001 but far from PIGFORMERS Id say its closest competition will be FRIDAY THE 13TH PART: DIE HARD- come out to the lake. will catch some fish have a few smores jarrod its spelled m a r i j u a n a, but u seem to have some HANSO you think this is more adult than SIN CITY, definitely not for toddlers whose mommy tells them they are handsome at age 20 like PIGFORMERS but I heard Shia Leboob auditioned to play Dick Grayson's cup
PIGFORMERS IT AINT SPIDERPIG IT AINT EITHER This will be the supreme film of our time not quite 2001 but far from PIGFORMERS Id say its closest competition will be FRIDAY THE 13TH PART: DIE HARD- come out to the lake. will catch some fish have a few smores jarrod its spelled m a r i j u a n a, but u seem to have some HANSO you think this is more adult than SIN CITY, definitely not for toddlers whose mommy tells them they are handsome at age 20 like PIGFORMERS but I heard Shia Leboob auditioned to play Dick Grayson's cup
The Manic Maniac: The Comic Book is Dead - Jun 27, 2008 - 04:05pm
Living on a tight budget where you have 6 bucks and want 40 bucks a week of comics blows. I hate hate downloading but a free view a few days later is cool. 3 dollars is crazy but the costs are going up for materials and labor.
Living on a tight budget where you have 6 bucks and want 40 bucks a week of comics blows. I hate hate downloading but a free view a few days later is cool. 3 dollars is crazy but the costs are going up for materials and labor.
SDCC Watch: Marky Max and Keanu Klaatu! - Jun 26, 2008 - 05:38pm
mark wahlberg is the cha chi clone from mornuts shymenlover's HAPPENING and he sucks as Rog, he should have been Rerunn or Dee. I thought this was for MAD MAX
mark wahlberg is the cha chi clone from mornuts shymenlover's HAPPENING and he sucks as Rog, he should have been Rerunn or Dee. I thought this was for MAD MAX
MAGNUM FORCE (Deluxe Edition) - Jun 22, 2008 - 10:49am
Topless Suzanne Somers, with that brain mass I am surprised she kept her clothes on at all. ALL HAIL DIRTY HARRY!
Topless Suzanne Somers, with that brain mass I am surprised she kept her clothes on at all. ALL HAIL DIRTY HARRY!
AFI Releases Top 10 Lists for Genre Classics - Jun 19, 2008 - 05:07pm
incredibles is a lazy piss poor copy of the Fantastic Four right down to the villain. Great might be used to describe the credits but the story suffered due to all the attention and lameness the scenes got. I know its a kids film but listen to the corn and go the distance. The impossible family is much better then the incredibles.
incredibles is a lazy piss poor copy of the Fantastic Four right down to the villain. Great might be used to describe the credits but the story suffered due to all the attention and lameness the scenes got. I know its a kids film but listen to the corn and go the distance. The impossible family is much better then the incredibles.
AFI Releases Top 10 Lists for Genre Classics - Jun 18, 2008 - 05:15pm
BULL SHIT LIST SLAPSHOT and MIRACLE, not because I am partial to the puck but because Jerry 0aguire and National Velvet are far from sports movies. TRON or BLACK HOLE or LAST STARFIGHTER were great animation And Justice For All was much better than most courtroom films. DIE HARD RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK THE FRENCH CONNECTION ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN for mystery Lakers suck even worse for Magic Johnson lying about having HIV
BULL SHIT LIST SLAPSHOT and MIRACLE, not because I am partial to the puck but because Jerry 0aguire and National Velvet are far from sports movies. TRON or BLACK HOLE or LAST STARFIGHTER were great animation And Justice For All was much better than most courtroom films. DIE HARD RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK THE FRENCH CONNECTION ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN for mystery Lakers suck even worse for Magic Johnson lying about having HIV
DVD Shopping Bag: Seventy Minutes - Jun 17, 2008 - 04:28pm
MORE LEADER MORE LEADER MORE LEADER Its gotta be him, best scene in the movie. Saw that forehead jiggle and crapped my shorts like the venture brothers. So freaky, eery and awesome. The scene not my crap filled pants. Well actually in its own way---squish squish
MORE LEADER MORE LEADER MORE LEADER Its gotta be him, best scene in the movie. Saw that forehead jiggle and crapped my shorts like the venture brothers. So freaky, eery and awesome. The scene not my crap filled pants. Well actually in its own way---squish squish
Stan Winston Passes Away at 62 - Jun 16, 2008 - 03:47pm
Wow nature can blow. Did he design ROBOCOP and IRON MAN armor? It should have been Michael Bay.
Wow nature can blow. Did he design ROBOCOP and IRON MAN armor? It should have been Michael Bay.
First Look at the New Jason VOORHEES - Jun 14, 2008 - 11:16pm
What if that cowboy were Bruce Campbell? And John Rambo is at the UN for rescuing the POWS and aid workers. Seriously it could so work all we need is Bruce Willis to take a pay cut. Have the director of BATMAN DEAD END and Coscarelli always works for cheap. As for Hal E Berry, well just go to any GAP in Chicago and youll find its dickedness' clone. And Sallone can film it in Burma, as NYC. Ok that may not work but we can do it in NYC.
What if that cowboy were Bruce Campbell? And John Rambo is at the UN for rescuing the POWS and aid workers. Seriously it could so work all we need is Bruce Willis to take a pay cut. Have the director of BATMAN DEAD END and Coscarelli always works for cheap. As for Hal E Berry, well just go to any GAP in Chicago and youll find its dickedness' clone. And Sallone can film it in Burma, as NYC. Ok that may not work but we can do it in NYC.
First Look at the New Jason VOORHEES - Jun 14, 2008 - 03:21pm
DIEHARD:JASON VS PREDATOR VS MCLEAN VS FREDDY VS ALIEN It picks up after Jason's flesh is disolved turning him back into a kid from the toxic chemicals im the NY sewer. McClean is heading up the crime scene. A predator ship containing eggs crashes inthe Hudson Hawk River. Some fuel leaks out. Jason is taken to the hospital. Predators are injured and alien parasites are attacking homeless malaysian transexual hookers. Hal E. Berry is the queen. Some predator Blood gets on Jason and causes him to start going nuts. Freddy is in the Predators head. And McClane kills everyone, Al Powell chokes an Alien with a stale twinkie and Argyle and Zeus team up with Predators cause they hate guns and Aliens that act like white people unless they act like McClane. And then the TALL MAN shows up and transports everyone to his dimension/realm.
DIEHARD:JASON VS PREDATOR VS MCLEAN VS FREDDY VS ALIEN It picks up after Jason's flesh is disolved turning him back into a kid from the toxic chemicals im the NY sewer. McClean is heading up the crime scene. A predator ship containing eggs crashes inthe Hudson Hawk River. Some fuel leaks out. Jason is taken to the hospital. Predators are injured and alien parasites are attacking homeless malaysian transexual hookers. Hal E. Berry is the queen. Some predator Blood gets on Jason and causes him to start going nuts. Freddy is in the Predators head. And McClane kills everyone, Al Powell chokes an Alien with a stale twinkie and Argyle and Zeus team up with Predators cause they hate guns and Aliens that act like white people unless they act like McClane. And then the TALL MAN shows up and transports everyone to his dimension/realm.
First Look at the New Jason VOORHEES - Jun 14, 2008 - 11:35am
ITS NOT A REMAKE, its a stand alone story. And since the mask does not have the cut in it then it will take place between 3 and 4. Iy would be cool if it were in 3D like part 3 was. The mother is appearing in flashbacks and dreams. My issue is that the guy playing JV looks wimpier then LEADER in incredible Hulk. He needs to be Kane Hodder size. Why isnt Richard Benjamin remaking SATURDAY THE 14TH?
ITS NOT A REMAKE, its a stand alone story. And since the mask does not have the cut in it then it will take place between 3 and 4. Iy would be cool if it were in 3D like part 3 was. The mother is appearing in flashbacks and dreams. My issue is that the guy playing JV looks wimpier then LEADER in incredible Hulk. He needs to be Kane Hodder size. Why isnt Richard Benjamin remaking SATURDAY THE 14TH?
Clive Barker's MEAT TRAIN Goes Limited - Jun 13, 2008 - 07:59pm
What's my style? Hanso what up sexy, you still breathtaking?
What's my style? Hanso what up sexy, you still breathtaking?
Clive Barker's MEAT TRAIN Goes Limited - Jun 13, 2008 - 04:57pm
I thought this was McCain's autobiography about living as a sex slave while in vietnam. John McCain has the midnight meat train going up his ass, prison does that to you. But since we was only a prisoner of war and not really a war hero cause he didnt do anything heroic after he was shot down. Come to think of it bombing innocent people for nothing isnt heroic either. Ah insane John McCain, he does look like Vinnie Jones. How do I know you're gay you vote for McCain and the GOP- Gay oral party.
I thought this was McCain's autobiography about living as a sex slave while in vietnam. John McCain has the midnight meat train going up his ass, prison does that to you. But since we was only a prisoner of war and not really a war hero cause he didnt do anything heroic after he was shot down. Come to think of it bombing innocent people for nothing isnt heroic either. Ah insane John McCain, he does look like Vinnie Jones. How do I know you're gay you vote for McCain and the GOP- Gay oral party.
New Set Reports Online for TRANSFORMERS 2 - Jun 10, 2008 - 05:19pm
PIGFORMERS 2 REVENGE OF PORKSITH come on you know Babe had Squielberg have Lucas write the title. I guess PORKICONS STRIKE BACK would be to obvious. Or is it gonna be a sequel where Denzel Washington is reincarnated as a demon posessed OINKBOT. Maybe the lack of creative writing will continue and Bumblepig will play Young Black Teenager's Fallen from the Judgment Night Soundtrack the entire film. And will Grand Master B's clone please learn more than 5 expressions, try watching movies other than your own.
PIGFORMERS 2 REVENGE OF PORKSITH come on you know Babe had Squielberg have Lucas write the title. I guess PORKICONS STRIKE BACK would be to obvious. Or is it gonna be a sequel where Denzel Washington is reincarnated as a demon posessed OINKBOT. Maybe the lack of creative writing will continue and Bumblepig will play Young Black Teenager's Fallen from the Judgment Night Soundtrack the entire film. And will Grand Master B's clone please learn more than 5 expressions, try watching movies other than your own.
New TV Spot Featuring Cameo in HULK - Jun 08, 2008 - 10:15am
Remember when they showed previews for movies and preview footage was not in the movie, but they still do. Emil Bronsky having Captain America's serum is cool.
Remember when they showed previews for movies and preview footage was not in the movie, but they still do. Emil Bronsky having Captain America's serum is cool.
Peter Billingsley Talks IRON MAN 2 - Jun 03, 2008 - 05:33pm
So is the next suit going to have a compass, stock and this thing which tells time? Will Iron Man be addicted to Ovaltine? And what special evil is Light Boy soap capable of? Grover Dill does look like MODOK but so does Christian conservative Terrorist Bush, sorry I didnt mean to insult MODOK, I didnt want to but God told me I had to.
So is the next suit going to have a compass, stock and this thing which tells time? Will Iron Man be addicted to Ovaltine? And what special evil is Light Boy soap capable of? Grover Dill does look like MODOK but so does Christian conservative Terrorist Bush, sorry I didnt mean to insult MODOK, I didnt want to but God told me I had to.
Glover, Newton and Platt Join Emmerich's 2012 - Jun 02, 2008 - 08:02pm
Its worse, Barrack has to save the planet from the Bush aftermath.
Its worse, Barrack has to save the planet from the Bush aftermath.
Orci Says 20 Robots Battling in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Jun 02, 2008 - 07:55pm
getting? I love Transformers, I hate PIGFORMERS
getting? I love Transformers, I hate PIGFORMERS
Orci Says 20 Robots Battling in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Jun 02, 2008 - 05:58pm
Or better yet I will take back everythin if Hugo Weaving speaks in his real voice which is actually menacing compared to Old Man TRACHEOTOMYTRON'S oinkings. Just say the salt water cleared up his flu. Lay off the Virginia Slims.
Or better yet I will take back everythin if Hugo Weaving speaks in his real voice which is actually menacing compared to Old Man TRACHEOTOMYTRON'S oinkings. Just say the salt water cleared up his flu. Lay off the Virginia Slims.
Orci Says 20 Robots Battling in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Jun 02, 2008 - 05:50pm
10 robotic pigs vs 10 other robotic pigs, thats alot of swine, will Shera get enough time to stand around in front of the camera with his mouth wide open for Ron Jeremy?
10 robotic pigs vs 10 other robotic pigs, thats alot of swine, will Shera get enough time to stand around in front of the camera with his mouth wide open for Ron Jeremy?
Orci Says 20 Robots Battling in TRANSFORMERS 2 - Jun 02, 2008 - 05:47pm
Yeah that is such an accomplishment, I wonder how many drawings you can put in a movie to take the viewers minds of what PIGSHIT PIGFORMERS IS. Who Framed Roger Rabbit only had about 100 or so. Bay is such a visionary, whats next will all the autobots have dialogue and not just ads.
Yeah that is such an accomplishment, I wonder how many drawings you can put in a movie to take the viewers minds of what PIGSHIT PIGFORMERS IS. Who Framed Roger Rabbit only had about 100 or so. Bay is such a visionary, whats next will all the autobots have dialogue and not just ads.
Rodriguez Leading McGowan in CHAINS? - May 28, 2008 - 08:07pm
Put Nielsen in a movie and people will vomit from her skin leaking through the screen. Cobra 2
Put Nielsen in a movie and people will vomit from her skin leaking through the screen. Cobra 2
Director Sydney Pollack Passes Away at 73 - May 28, 2008 - 07:55pm
Great man and a better man than Heston ever was. This is a huge loss, great when Affleck turned the tables on him in Changing Lanes. THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR is excellent, Faye Dunaway was never hotter.
Great man and a better man than Heston ever was. This is a huge loss, great when Affleck turned the tables on him in Changing Lanes. THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR is excellent, Faye Dunaway was never hotter.
Iron Scribes Penning HIGHLANDER Remake - May 21, 2008 - 07:44pm
Studios are taking the wrong direction or the public is misinterpreting or both. Quit calling them revamps and remakes and retoolings. We need to except the fact continuity does not matter if someone has they're story to tell and have the money to tell it they're way. Some get it well, some drop the ball like nipple molds into a batsuit casting but most satisfy in parts. I love Despero but his retro look returning to DC is crap compared to his late 90 warrior look. HIGH LANDER will be rewritten many times over just like Dracula.
Studios are taking the wrong direction or the public is misinterpreting or both. Quit calling them revamps and remakes and retoolings. We need to except the fact continuity does not matter if someone has they're story to tell and have the money to tell it they're way. Some get it well, some drop the ball like nipple molds into a batsuit casting but most satisfy in parts. I love Despero but his retro look returning to DC is crap compared to his late 90 warrior look. HIGH LANDER will be rewritten many times over just like Dracula.
First Teaser Trailer for Caruso's EAGLE EYE - May 21, 2008 - 03:37pm
SAVE ME GRAND MASTER B SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW, HE ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO HOLD A CELL PHONE.
SAVE ME GRAND MASTER B SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW, HE ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO HOLD A CELL PHONE.
George Lucas Talks INDY 5 - May 20, 2008 - 05:01pm
I propped open your trap door per your request and you accuse me that? What a shame.
I propped open your trap door per your request and you accuse me that? What a shame.
George Lucas Talks INDY 5 - May 19, 2008 - 07:51pm
The sooner Lucas is dead the sooner we get more than 2 watchable Star Wars films, the Xmas special were better than epilepsy 1-3 and 6. Lucas is sitting at home at Neverland Ranch drawing She Ra in Lukes fatigues, wait can he do that with Shera's butthole on his mouth?
The sooner Lucas is dead the sooner we get more than 2 watchable Star Wars films, the Xmas special were better than epilepsy 1-3 and 6. Lucas is sitting at home at Neverland Ranch drawing She Ra in Lukes fatigues, wait can he do that with Shera's butthole on his mouth?
MGM Planning New ROBOCOP & RED DAWN? - May 19, 2008 - 06:07pm
You all didnt hear the rest of the news, Christian Terrorist Bush is remaking Red Dawn. Terrorist Bush is going to make it to prove that he stopped the invasion he has protected us from, part 2 will be a revamp of Farranheit 911 but Terrorist Bush is calling it Farenheit 451 cause he likes different numbers and will be called Brokeback Mountain and it will be about his 100 percent successful war on Homosexuals. Hanso Robocop by Frank Miller wont be Black and White. It will be color, check out the ROBOCOP trade that came out 2 years ago. It features the 2nd and 3rd films as he wanted them done. Very cool and brutal. Also Frank Miller's story had his wife staying with him Murphy cause they promised death do us part and Alex Murphy didnt die. Kurtwood Smith could still play Boddicker. Go for broke and do ROBOCOP VS TERMINATOR.
You all didnt hear the rest of the news, Christian Terrorist Bush is remaking Red Dawn. Terrorist Bush is going to make it to prove that he stopped the invasion he has protected us from, part 2 will be a revamp of Farranheit 911 but Terrorist Bush is calling it Farenheit 451 cause he likes different numbers and will be called Brokeback Mountain and it will be about his 100 percent successful war on Homosexuals. Hanso Robocop by Frank Miller wont be Black and White. It will be color, check out the ROBOCOP trade that came out 2 years ago. It features the 2nd and 3rd films as he wanted them done. Very cool and brutal. Also Frank Miller's story had his wife staying with him Murphy cause they promised death do us part and Alex Murphy didnt die. Kurtwood Smith could still play Boddicker. Go for broke and do ROBOCOP VS TERMINATOR.
George Lucas Talks INDY 5 - May 19, 2008 - 05:28pm
Last Crusade sucked, granted it wasn't shit like PIGFORMERS but it was lame. Oh and when did Lucas come up with this bad concept? Is he going to lie like he did when he got his original boy crush on Hayden? Lucas has not produced a good film since Temple of Doom although the Young Indy series was good since then Lucas has been garbage. Sith was shit. He's probably really thinking a new trilogy of just Anakin with Shera as Anakin. I really dont need to see the clone of GRAND MASTER B in any films. Hopefully I can stomach INDY 4. What kind of bitch wants a great movie star like Harrison Ford to take a back seat to white trash malaysian Transexuals .like She ra Leboof the Princess of Powder Puff. Have I said PIGFORMERS was garbage before?
Last Crusade sucked, granted it wasn't shit like PIGFORMERS but it was lame. Oh and when did Lucas come up with this bad concept? Is he going to lie like he did when he got his original boy crush on Hayden? Lucas has not produced a good film since Temple of Doom although the Young Indy series was good since then Lucas has been garbage. Sith was shit. He's probably really thinking a new trilogy of just Anakin with Shera as Anakin. I really dont need to see the clone of GRAND MASTER B in any films. Hopefully I can stomach INDY 4. What kind of bitch wants a great movie star like Harrison Ford to take a back seat to white trash malaysian Transexuals .like She ra Leboof the Princess of Powder Puff. Have I said PIGFORMERS was garbage before?
Box Office Report: CASPIAN Scores Victory for Disney - May 18, 2008 - 06:24pm
Cant believe Ton Stark dropped to 2, glad Sarah Marshall is still doing well a month later.
Cant believe Ton Stark dropped to 2, glad Sarah Marshall is still doing well a month later.
SPIDER-MAN 4 & 5 Filmed Together? - May 18, 2008 - 06:16pm
Why do we love the old cartoons of all the characters and hate these films? The cartoons are so poorly written and cheesy. But the sound effects gave great memories like the Spider man song and my favorite sound bite MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE. But is the problem that the cartoons are being made into movies and not the source material?
Why do we love the old cartoons of all the characters and hate these films? The cartoons are so poorly written and cheesy. But the sound effects gave great memories like the Spider man song and my favorite sound bite MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE. But is the problem that the cartoons are being made into movies and not the source material?
SPIDER-MAN 4 & 5 Filmed Together? - May 18, 2008 - 05:15pm
Why do we love the old cartoons of all the characters and hate these films? The cartoons are so poorly written and cheesy. But the sound effects gave great memories like the Spider man song and my favorite sound bite MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE. But is the problem that the cartoons are being made into movies and not the source material?
Why do we love the old cartoons of all the characters and hate these films? The cartoons are so poorly written and cheesy. But the sound effects gave great memories like the Spider man song and my favorite sound bite MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE. But is the problem that the cartoons are being made into movies and not the source material?
JOKER Has the Last Smirk on New Banner - May 18, 2008 - 12:06pm
Ledger was a more talented actor who made much better films than Charleton Heston. Heston was over rated and low on range unlike Ledger. Heath deserved an Oscar for Brokeback but the Homophobic motion picture association of America was to busy in 1955 to see talent.
Ledger was a more talented actor who made much better films than Charleton Heston. Heston was over rated and low on range unlike Ledger. Heath deserved an Oscar for Brokeback but the Homophobic motion picture association of America was to busy in 1955 to see talent.
No CLOVERFIELD Sequel Anytime Soon? - May 17, 2008 - 06:55am
What's Cloverfield? I thought the headline red No Britt anytime for How I met Your Mother!
What's Cloverfield? I thought the headline red No Britt anytime for How I met Your Mother!
SPIDER-MAN 4 & 5 Filmed Together? - May 17, 2008 - 06:50am
SPIDERPIG FILMS ARE GARBAGE. Totem Pole swallowed not to mention hw wasnt Spiderman since he wasnt a CGI construct. The original cast and crew were dedicated to marketing and SONY films, if they were dedicated to Spiderman this 360 minute ad campaign mut have been a decent film and not a bad love story covering up a yeast infection.
SPIDERPIG FILMS ARE GARBAGE. Totem Pole swallowed not to mention hw wasnt Spiderman since he wasnt a CGI construct. The original cast and crew were dedicated to marketing and SONY films, if they were dedicated to Spiderman this 360 minute ad campaign mut have been a decent film and not a bad love story covering up a yeast infection.
Dante to Direct BAT OUT OF HELL - May 15, 2008 - 07:17pm
Dante did the story for Rock N Roll High School, saw for the first time on the big screen last weekend ib Chicago and met mary Woronov aka Principal Togar. This should be cool, wonder if he's thinkin gremlins 3?
Dante did the story for Rock N Roll High School, saw for the first time on the big screen last weekend ib Chicago and met mary Woronov aka Principal Togar. This should be cool, wonder if he's thinkin gremlins 3?
Cage Set for BAD Remake - May 13, 2008 - 06:58pm
Why is this being remade, its only 14 years old. I really hope we don't see Nic's package. The oiginal one was a decent film but nothing special, I am talking about the movie.
Why is this being remade, its only 14 years old. I really hope we don't see Nic's package. The oiginal one was a decent film but nothing special, I am talking about the movie.
DONNIE DARKO Sequel - May 10, 2008 - 09:33am
Donnie Darko was incredible on a TIME BANDITS level. It was confusing the first 20 times but still excellent. The sequel idea swallows though. A better story would involve Donnie trappped in the timestream without control over where he lands. Watch the first get remade and franchised in 20 years with Jake in the Patrick Swayze role.
Donnie Darko was incredible on a TIME BANDITS level. It was confusing the first 20 times but still excellent. The sequel idea swallows though. A better story would involve Donnie trappped in the timestream without control over where he lands. Watch the first get remade and franchised in 20 years with Jake in the Patrick Swayze role.
DESTRO from G.I. JOE - May 09, 2008 - 03:31pm
They need to do a STORM movie without the untalented Malaysian Transexual Hal E. Berry. She was and is shit. I hope it does not read this or it may go and do a few more hit and runs over the weekend. What was wrong with the costumes? Would you have preferred Yellow and blue Spandex? And Xmen is not being rebooted. You are talking about an idea Zack 1/2 ass Snyder mentioned he had it is not even in development. You can't very well reboot a film franchise when the 2 main characters are getting their own movies or at least Wolverine is. X4 is still in talks to happen but with different directors and writers. They want some cast members returning like Cyclops but on a mission and not related to the trilogy premesis.
They need to do a STORM movie without the untalented Malaysian Transexual Hal E. Berry. She was and is shit. I hope it does not read this or it may go and do a few more hit and runs over the weekend. What was wrong with the costumes? Would you have preferred Yellow and blue Spandex? And Xmen is not being rebooted. You are talking about an idea Zack 1/2 ass Snyder mentioned he had it is not even in development. You can't very well reboot a film franchise when the 2 main characters are getting their own movies or at least Wolverine is. X4 is still in talks to happen but with different directors and writers. They want some cast members returning like Cyclops but on a mission and not related to the trilogy premesis.
MISSION Not So Impossible? - May 08, 2008 - 05:44pm
mla I have to disagree on SR, it was a much deserved dedication to Reeve and Donner and while Bosworth sucked as did the kid and Eve Marie Saint needed much more screen time Routh was great. It had its problems but was a much better effort than the SpiderPig films. And everyone has moments of being nuts, fuck I embrace it. Its part of being human and with all the criticism he gets Cruise handles it well. Shit with every gay accusation made about him its cool he can be a hyper active freak and not a violent bitch. Shit if you ever called GW Bush gay the first thing he would do after getting his mouth off of Cheney's lil dick would be imprison you on false charges, now that is looney.
mla I have to disagree on SR, it was a much deserved dedication to Reeve and Donner and while Bosworth sucked as did the kid and Eve Marie Saint needed much more screen time Routh was great. It had its problems but was a much better effort than the SpiderPig films. And everyone has moments of being nuts, fuck I embrace it. Its part of being human and with all the criticism he gets Cruise handles it well. Shit with every gay accusation made about him its cool he can be a hyper active freak and not a violent bitch. Shit if you ever called GW Bush gay the first thing he would do after getting his mouth off of Cheney's lil dick would be imprison you on false charges, now that is looney.
The Christmas SPIRIT - May 07, 2008 - 09:36pm
What you don't think PUNISHER WARZONE will be raking it in in December? This is great, to bad it won't have 5 year old kids with exploding chests, that would make it the greatest Christmas ever.
What you don't think PUNISHER WARZONE will be raking it in in December? This is great, to bad it won't have 5 year old kids with exploding chests, that would make it the greatest Christmas ever.
MISSION Not So Impossible? - May 07, 2008 - 09:21pm
Why is Cruise a loon? Is it because he believes a life form from outer space put life on Earth? How is that different from believing a big entity that is invisible to us put life on Earth?
Why is Cruise a loon? Is it because he believes a life form from outer space put life on Earth? How is that different from believing a big entity that is invisible to us put life on Earth?
DESTRO from G.I. JOE - May 07, 2008 - 09:12pm
COBRA COMMANDER IS JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT from 3rd rock from the sun and 10 things I hate about you and THE LOOK OUT.
COBRA COMMANDER IS JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT from 3rd rock from the sun and 10 things I hate about you and THE LOOK OUT.
TERMINATOR 4 is PG-13? - May 06, 2008 - 06:36pm
Sorry but wrong if TERMINATOR and T2 came out today they would still be R. Linda Hamilton topless=R All the cops getting killed in the first would get it an R alone. When Arnold punches a hole in the guy in the first and T1000 impales foster dad would both be dramatic and graphic enough for an R. However the truth is in real life we hear FUCK more than in movies. Kids learn it in schools or say they do so psycho parents wont get mad. Hell with it make prudes happy and instead of saying fuck, replace it with Jesus Christ. DIE YOU MUTHER JESUSCHRISTER JESUS CHRIST YOU CHRIST YOU TOO GO JESUS CHRIST YOURSELF OR I JUST JESUS CHRISTED YOUR MOM, WHO IS YOUR DADDY NOW. Not trying to troll just sayin is all
Sorry but wrong if TERMINATOR and T2 came out today they would still be R. Linda Hamilton topless=R All the cops getting killed in the first would get it an R alone. When Arnold punches a hole in the guy in the first and T1000 impales foster dad would both be dramatic and graphic enough for an R. However the truth is in real life we hear FUCK more than in movies. Kids learn it in schools or say they do so psycho parents wont get mad. Hell with it make prudes happy and instead of saying fuck, replace it with Jesus Christ. DIE YOU MUTHER JESUSCHRISTER JESUS CHRIST YOU CHRIST YOU TOO GO JESUS CHRIST YOURSELF OR I JUST JESUS CHRISTED YOUR MOM, WHO IS YOUR DADDY NOW. Not trying to troll just sayin is all
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Telepotation my ass. The only Teleportation in recent years is the the distorted truth Karl Rove writes for Christian Terrorist Bush, Impotent winer McCain and wanna be hockey mom Sara Pale Face. Its called suspense and horror. The boogeyman does not teleport, He's not Dr Midnight. Yoo is a dip shit in training. Jason is fast which is how he always got the job done. Not to mention he grew up in the woods so he should know the way around. And if he is realistic then why is he alive after being fucked up so many times. The last description I saw of this friday film was that it takes place between 3 and 4 and its not a remake. Will Jason have an Escalade as well Yoo Hoo? Cause in Yoo's world that seems to be the realistic thing to do. The Olsen Twins should face off as to Lesbo sisters who escape the machete cause their skinny Vagina bodies are so thin Jason cant kill them and he slips on John Stamos' hair drip.