SlamShut
Signed Up: November 1, 2006
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Name: Slam Shut
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And the Desert Shall Bloom
The first important lesson that any serious collector of enigmatic curiosities learns is that nothing is true. The second thing we... Full Story
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Weekend Box Office Report for January 12-14
In a surprise outcome, Stomp The Yard(pulling in 22 mil) trampled over the champions of the 1st and 2nd spots. Fox’s Night a... Full Story
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"FLICKER" by Theodore Roszak

"FLICKER" by Theodore Roszak
Grade: A+
The best book you've never read about the movies Read more

"LISEY'S STORY" by Stephen King

"LISEY'S STORY" by Stephen King
Grade: B+
"Lisey's Story" by Stephen King, now available in hardback Read more

BORAT: Great comedy, but holy christ are you going to be sick of hearing about it.

BORAT: Great comedy, but holy christ are you going to be sick of hearing about it.
Grade: A+
Borat: Blah blah blah blah blah really long name blah blah Read more

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DARK SECTOR - Apr 11, 2008 - 06:29pm
Well blow me down, it's Pat Sauriol. Nice review, man. You've just convinced me to put this one on the "buy it when it hits $40" list. REVIEW MORE GAMES, PAT.

Interlude: Eggsistential - Mar 30, 2008 - 04:56pm
MnEGGSmosyne, EGGSvidently you are EGGSperiencing an EGGStraordinary amount of EGGSasperation while EGGSamining my mEGGSsages. I take EGGSeption to your tone, and do not EGGSpect this kind of disrEGGSpectful rEGGSponse when all I am EGGtempting to do is EGGSpress myself. I EGGSpect an EGGSpology for this inEGGScusable hostilitEGGSy. SincEGGSerely, SlamEGGShut. OH MAN I AM ON FUCKING FIRE! EGGS.

Interlude: Eggsistential - Mar 29, 2008 - 10:17pm
Eggsactly! OH SNAP! DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? I FUCKIN' FLIPPED THAT SHIT ON YOU! EGGS! GET IT? GET IT? EGGS!

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Jakester • Nov 08, 2006, 06:36am •
You are a genius, Slammy!

Jakester • Nov 08, 2006, 06:36am •
You are a genius, Slammy!

Jakester • Nov 10, 2006, 08:16am •
Sorry about the double post, but, @#$% Slammy, you're getting cred with the big guys. That's wrong on so many levels.

kahlan • Dec 15, 2006, 11:34pm •
I had to get out the chocolate for that story.

Now I'm trying not to let it melt before I eat it and think of your story again.

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