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The One And Only Mr. Morrison
Date Joined:
March 17, 2008
Last Login:
February 27, 2015
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About Me:
Yes, I'm that guy that defends "Twilight" against you stupid little boys. I'll continue mentioning that here just to annoy you.

I am...well...nothing special. I promote to Hollywood, I write too many pointless blogs here, and I blather on endlessly about smutty movies while joining in with Maelstrom as we smash Tokyo to bits every so often.

All the completed spec scripts I've got under my belt are (in no particular order) "Sweet Dreams," "Summertime Blues, "The Life and Times of Igor," "Interesting Times 1 - 6," "Unbitten," and some other stuff which haven't been fully developed yet.

Oh yes, I should mention everything referencing the "Starlight Guard," "Twilight Place," and such will make sense one day when you're all sitting in a movie theater watching "Sweet Dreams: A Sandman's Story."

Just be patient. I have to be.

Ah yes, one final thought -- the town "Twilight Place" was named such after the Platter's tune "Twilight Time" back in the fall of 2007, a full year before I knew anything about the sparkly vampire books or movie.

Currently, I'm considering taking the most recent incarnations of "Igor" and adapting it to novel form. This may or may not end up being a complete disaster.


And So Can You! - Join the Maniacs For World Domination Group! All aspiring evil genuises can gather in the safety of the MFWD group and know, for certain, that if anyone's going to off you, it's only because your plans are better than ours.

If you didn't see the notice, here's the URL for my secondary blog:

Ah yes, thanks to you Mania Tech for getting blogs closer to what they used to be like. Igor will send you a Thank You Hump...when you're not looking. There's still a few things that need to be looked at, though.

I'd also like to thank Jarrod for admitting he reads all those stupid blog entries. Not sure if anyone else reads them, and I wouldn't be surprised if they bore everyone else to death, but it gives me something to do in the slower hours when, you know, I'm not worshipping the adventures of Edward and Bella like some of you assume I'm doing 24\7.
Twilight Place, alongside the other members of The Guard.
Middle Of Nowhere, AR United States
University of Margaritaville - Cancun
Wannabe Screenwriter
Favorite Sci-Fi Movie:
Stardust, Twilight, X-Files, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Mars Attacks, Superman Returns, The Dark Knight (for Hanso), Lord Of The Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, Serenity, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, etc
Favorite Horror Movie:
The Fog (Tom Welling), Scream, Exorcism Of Emily Rose, The Mothman Prophecies, The Others, Rose Red, Storm Of The Century. Yeah, I know they're not real horror movies. I just don't do horror.
Favorite Genre TV Show:
True Blood may get a second chance. Warehouse 13, Futurama, Sliders, The Lone Gunmen,The Dresden Files, X-Files, Eureka, Star Trek, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Firefly, etc.
Favorite Anime:
Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, Pani Poni Dash, Maburaho, Loveless, FullMetal Alchemist and FMA: Brotherhood are the ones I love so far. Godannar is okay. I'm still working on Maelstrom's list. It's hard finding a lot of these in my locale.
Favorite Comic Book:
I may start reading the FullMetal Alchemist series one day.
Favorite Manga, Book, or Graphic Novel:
Star Island was great. Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Twilight Saga, A Salty Piece Of Land, Where Is Joe Merchant?, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy "Trilogy," Harry Potter, Good Omens, Discworld, The Historian, Big Trouble, Risky Business, Buffy The Vampire Slayer "Gateways" Trilogy, and far too many more to mention.
Favorite Video Game:
Castlevania, Pacman, Pilotwings, Wave Race 64, Star Tropics, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Tetris, F-Zero, TMNT, Battletoads, Starfox, Clayfighter, Mario, Megman and a whole lot more. Zelda: Twilight Princess is awesome. Plus I've started up my Game Cube collection seeing as how I missed out on that system.
Must Have DVD:
Twilight, obviously, as well as Back To The Future, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wallace And Gromit, The Producers, Monty Python, Woody Allen, Kevin Smith, innumerable documentaries, everything mentioned above. Basically if I like it, it's a must have.


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StarlightGuard 1/2/2009 4:06:00 AM
Hey, where'd all my friendly neighborhood comments go? Mania doesn't wuv me. Sniff, sniff. WHAAA!!!!
michaelxaviermaelstrom 1/2/2009 11:20:11 PM
You know normally I like stretching out tight boxes but this little comment box is insanely small. (2 lines by 20 chars?! -Ed) P.S: When Final Fantasy: Advent Children hits Blu Ray I'll be pickin up a 1080p Sony. Ask me, it's one of the most under-rated movies of the last decade. Largely I suspect because the proles thought that direct-to-home-video-in-U.S FMV MUST equal crap. Sony should have known better. Here in the west, wide-theatrical-release high DVD price = perception of quality. I doubt the FMV Resident Evil movie will be AS solid, but I'll be pickin it up this week to see, largely because FF:AC was such an ass-kickin surprise. P.P.S: I dig the new Mania layout, but here's hoping the bugs (images, friend-lists and the like) are worked out before NEXT New Year's eve. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ^Raise-Eyebrow. mXm
michaelxaviermaelstrom 1/2/2009 11:59:34 PM
P.P.P.S: The Mania-Tech-Team appears to be earnin their paycheque, images are apparently now go.

StarlightGuard 1/3/2009 4:12:50 AM
Yeah, I can see yours. I still cannot see mine. Feed this comment box some cheeseburgers and danishes, I can barely see what I'm doing. :) Oh yeah, the italics and such would be nice to have back. And paragraph spacing. Not that I'm, you know, picky or stuff. (Please fix it or I'll serenade you with old polka tunes and sailing dirges I know.)
michaelxaviermaelstrom 1/3/2009 11:02:15 PM
how to insert images: punch my last blog entry

concluding sentence contains visible html image insertion code, that shit works.

So why doesn't the image appear in the blog then? I hear you expostulating..

best guess, blog was saved before the Mania Tech Team fixed it up. More testing to come.

(Post Script: You don't need the very last code/the close img tag, it's redundant, the backslash at the end of the preceding img tag closes the image tag. - Ed)

How to bold:
text to be bolded

text to be italic'ized

michaelxaviermaelstrom 1/3/2009 11:18:05 PM
let's try bold and italic again.

text to be bolded text to be italic'ized
to generate a blank line

to generate 3 blank lines.

michaelxaviermaelstrom 1/3/2009 11:31:48 PM
well, that was helpful.

(to whom? - Ed)

Anyone with html x-ray vision of course Ed.

[Pathud -Ed] mXm
michaelxaviermaelstrom 1/3/2009 11:38:34 PM
Post Seizure: I'll clean this mess up when we get msg-deleting back Starlight.

Meantime Punch Here for quick html text formatting tutorial

StarlightGuard 1/4/2009 4:32:45 AM
I should say I love the birds image. Keep it up mania tech team! Just keep slaving away and Master Jarrod will allow you an extra five minutes of porn viewing a day.
Jakester 1/4/2009 5:16:45 AM
I like cheese.


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