Doug Jones as the Silver Surfer in FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER (2007).
© 20th Century Fox
Another Trip to the Buffet
By: Kurt AmackerDate: Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Another Trip to the Buffet
Greetings, Maniacs, and welcome to another exciting installment of Comiscape! Your faithful correspondent finds himself sent by his day job to Alexandria, Virginia for a conference, where he has enjoyed walking around Old Town and otherwise sitting in his hotel room, where no one can bother him. That’s enough of the third person thing. No one – real or fictional, died in the comics world this week, and I can’t muster the indignation to rant about some unseemly practice in the publishing world. Granted, I could name a few, but nothing I haven’t mentioned here. I’ll just touch on a few things that have interested me this week. I hope you enjoy reading my brief remarks as much as I enjoy writing them.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer premiers this Friday. Of course, I’ll begrudgingly buy the cheapest ticket I can (probably while hung over) on Saturday morning and then review it here in Comicscape. While the first film offered a couple of touching moments with Michael Chiklis as Ben Grimm, I found it otherwise lacking. I harbor no great desire to hate films lighter in tone than, say, Silence of the Lambs, but the whole experience struck me as simplistic and pandering. I felt a bit of relief after seeing the first couple of trailers for the new film. The Silver Surfer looked, well, fantastic, and the tone seemed a bit more intense than in the first film. But, the early reviews of the film over at Ain’t He Huge News have showed mixed reactions, the earliest panning the film and a few later ones praising it. Fox took it upon themselves to react on their own to one of the negative ones, contacting the vice-president of a theater chain that employed one Jesse Morrison, known on the site as “Memflix.” Morrison worked as a projectionist for said chain and saw an early screening of Rise of the Silver Surfer. He panned the film in his review. Fox asked that the vice-president of the theater chain take care of Mr. Morrison, who has since become Mr. Unemployed. I have no idea what kind of confidentiality Morrison signed – or failed to – upon taking a job as a screening projectionist. I refuse to cry “Fascist oppressors!,” because I don’t know the whole story. The theater chain stands as a private corporation, free to hire and fire whomever it wants within the boundaries of the law. However, Fox’s reaction hardly bodes well for the film. Given the aggressive reaction to a lone negative review published a week prior to the release date, it makes Fox look nervous about the film. Nonetheless, we’ll all see the film this weekend and find out if Galactus really appears as a storm cloud.
Speaking of movies, director Mark Steve Johnson has set about vigorously defending Ghost Rider over at Newsarama. The film arrived on DVD yesterday. Besides analyzing the motifs and motivations within his own film, Johnson dismissed film critics as irrelevant and said that he expected them to pan the ill-received-yet-really-profitable film. I realize some directors like to see themselves as committed populists that know what audiences really want, but that fails to improve a bad film after the fact. All it does it bait the critics and dare them to dislike the movie. Then, if they pan it, they just, in the director’s mind, prove that the stodgy pseudo-intellectuals in the press stand woefully out of touch with the public’s taste. Here’s the thing: art criticism requires some expertise on the medium and a voice worth hearing. You find expertise through experience and education. You develop your voice through practice – namely by f—king up until you get it right. Finally, one hopes, you write something people want to read and do so often enough to get a column. For instance, you read Comicscape because I, arguably, know enough about comics to comment on them intelligently. You also, I hope, care enough about my opinion to give me part of your Wednesday morning. If you all really hated my writing, I wouldn’t hold this position for very long. While you may disagree with a critic occasionally, you read his work because something about his opinion fascinates – or enrages –you. But, you keep reading because he offers you an opinion ideally born of experience and insight – one you won’t necessarily hear elsewhere. Mark Steve Johnson can hold up the box office numbers for Ghost Rider and laugh at his critics all the way to the bank if he wants. But, the rest of us – including me, who likes the character – know he made a genuinely bad film. No amount of populist rhetoric will change that. It doesn’t matter how many people like dreck, for dreck it will remain. I hope Johnson treats the upcoming Preacher series he’s writing for HBO with more care than he did Ghost Rider. I really enjoyed the director’s cut of Daredevil, so I know he has it in him. Now, let’s see it for real. Comic book adaptations have really taken a dive in the last couple of years, and I hope that Preacher can help turn that around.
World War Hulk finally begins in earnest this week. Yes, the prologue issue already hit the stands last month, but the actual, real first issue of the miniseries comes out today. After the Illuminati – a cabal of team-leaders in the Marvel Universe – launched the Hulk into space, he accidentally landed on the planet Sakaar, which he eventually conquered. Unfortunately, the same ship which brought him there exploded and wiped out most of the planet, including the Hulk’s new wife and unborn child. Hulk pissed. Hulk return to Earth to wipe rear end with Illuminati. I suppose this will seem cathartic to a few readers upset about the decidedly less idealistic turn of events in the Marvel Universe. The publisher has expended so much energy establishing Tony Stark as an amoral force for pragmatism that a lot of fans want to see Bruce Banner put him in the ground. Personally, I just feel a bit burned out on crossovers and mega-events. It seems like Marvel and DC have released them in rapid succession, starting with House of M and Identity Crisis. While I appreciate the greater attention to continuity that these events can bring, they also present a host of other problems. We’ve discussed crossovers at length here, and I won’t bore you with another diatribe on the subject. But, suffice to say, Marvel and DC might find their newest cash cow – mega-events – short of milk if they turn the pump on too often. It happened in the 1990s and it may well happen again.
For those already eager to see new stories with Steve Rogers as Captain America, fear not. First Blood author David Morell will write (or has written) a six-issue miniseries for Marvel, to be released this fall. But, as far as anyone knows, it will stand out of current continuity. I don’t think Marvel’s resurrecting Steve Rogers that quickly. For those still scratching their heads at the “First Blood author” bit: David Morell created John Rambo on the page in 1972 before Sylvester Stallone portrayed him onscreen in 1982. I’ve yet to read First Blood, but I like the film well enough (not so much the sequels, though). I’ll probably pick up the Cap miniseries, because I’m always interested in the work of outside talent, however disastrous their scheduling may be. What you call hell, he calls home.
That’s it for this week guys. Next week, we talk about Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Put the gloves on, because it’s going to get ugly.
The Spinner Rack
By Ben Johnson and Kurt Amacker
Ben: The FBI finally caught up to me, but they granted me immunity in exchange for testimony in the ongoing investigation into Kurt’s nighttime activities. And for the guy that keeps asking why we don’t list Dynamite comics: Diamond doesn’t list Dynamite stuff separately like the big four companies. Call diamond and ask them to change this and I’ll do their listings.
Kurt: I’m typing from my cardboard box in this alley I claimed. Come any closer and I’ll eat your dog.
DARK HORSE COMICS
Blade of The Immortal #126 (MR) $2.99
Blade of The Immortal Vol 17 TP Perfection of Anatomy (MR) $16.95
BPRD Garden of Souls #4 (of 5) $2.99
Chronicles of Conan Vol 12 Beast King of Abombi TP $16.95
Kurt: Marvel’s Conan holds up surprisingly well. But, I thought this wasn’t shipping until July. We’ll see.
Conan & The Midnight God #4 (of 5) $2.99
Ben: Good Conan mini.
Kurt: While we’re at it, most of Dark Horse’s Conan stuff has been really great, too. I’m really grateful they’ve helped revive interest in the character. My childhood is coming back in all kinds of ways. Thank Crom Al’s not here to jump on that last remark.
Hellboy Animated Vol 2 Judgement Bell TP $6.95
Kurt: These are kind of cute. The new Hellboy animated DVD came out yesterday, as well. The first one was pretty good, so I’ll likely pick up the new one.
Hellgate London TP $12.95
Perhapanauts Second Chances TP $15.95
Star Wars Clone Wars Adventures Vol 8 TP $6.95
Star Wars Legacy #13 $2.99
Star Wars Omnibus X-Wing Rogue Squadron Vol 3 TP $24.95
Star Wars Rebellion #7 $2.99
Ben: Four Star Wars comics = $37.88 remaining in my pocket.
Kurt: Are you trying to start a geek uprising?
DC COMICS
Batman Confidential #6 $2.99
Ben: Confidentially? This sucks.
Batman Strikes #34 $2.25
Cartoon Network Action Pack #14 $2.25
Countdown 46 $2.99
Ben: Way better than 52 thus far. Hat’s off to Dini and company.
DMZ #20 (MR) $2.99
Emma Vol 4 $9.99
Fables #62 (MR) $2.99
Ben: Not again with this crap. It’s way past time for this dog to be cancelled.
Kurt: Has it really gone south? Jeez, last year people were threatening me for not reading it.
Fables Vol 9 Sons of Empire TP (MR) $17.99
Gen 13 #9 $2.99
Gotham Central Vol 5 Dead Robin TP $17.99
Kurt: This is the last trade paperback in Ed Brubaker’s run on the series. I’m going to have to get these, I think.
Green Arrow #75 $3.50
Green Lantern Corps #13 $2.99
Grifter Midnighter #4 (of 6) $2.99
Ben: I was going to read this, then I decided to tear my eyes out of my skull eat them instead.
Kurt: Um, can you still do the jokes for me?
Hawkgirl #65 $2.99
Jack Kirbys Fourth World Omnibus Vol 1 HC $49.99
Ben: The best comic never completed.
Kurt: Actually, I think Kirby tied the whole thing up years later in a book called The Hunger Dogs. But, this series of hardcovers reprints the whole thing in chronological order. I think I’m getting these.
JLA Classified #39 $2.99
Justice Cover A #12 (of 12) $3.99
Ben: I just wonder how many people still care?
Kurt: Hmm? Oh, sorry – I was catching a nap. What were you asking?
Justice Cover B #12 (of 12) $3.99
Justice League of America Vol 1 HC $24.99
Loveless #18 (MR) $2.99
Mad War On Bush $9.99
Ben: What is a satire on the current political climate or gonzo porn movie, Alex?
Kurt: All right, I hereby ban all Jeopardy jokes. We tried that and it went down like the Titanic.
Moon Child Vol 7 $9.99
Re-Gifters $9.99
Showcase Presents The Atom Vol 1 TP $16.99
Stormwatch Phd #8 $2.99
Superman Batman #36 $2.99
Tenjho Tenge Vol 14 $9.99
Trials of Shazam #7 (of 12) $2.99
IMAGE COMICS
Agency TP $14.99
Amory Wars #1 (of 5) $2.99
Kurt: Um, like polyamory wars? That’d get ugly.
Death Jr Vol 2 TP $14.99
Kurt: My wife will be thrilled.
Drain #4 (MR) $2.99
Ben: This time it’s in your bathtub.
Kurt: So that’s what keeps taking all the water out! I knew something was amidst!
Elephantmen Pilot $2.99
Ben: I am not a pilot!!!!!
Hero By Night #4 (of 4) $2.99
Noble Causes #30 $3.50
Ben: This has turned into a satire of itself.
Occult Crimes Taskforce Vol 1 TP (MR) $14.99
PVP #34 $2.99
Sam Noir Vol 1 Ronin Detective TP $15.99
MARVEL COMICS
Amazing Spider-Girl #9 $2.99
Avengers Classic #1 $3.99
Blade #10 $2.99
Kurt: “I hear cancellation comin’/It’s rollin’ down the bend/And I ain’t seen a good Blade/Since I don’t know when/Let’s go ca-all Marv Wolfman/But Marvel pissed him off”
Cable Deadpool #41 $2.99
Essential Marvel Two In One Vol 2 TP $16.99
Exiles #95 $2.99
Fantastic Four Omnibus Vol 2 HC $99.99
Fantastic Four Omnibus Vol 2 HC Var Ed $99.99
Fantastic Four Visionaries John Byrne Vol 7 TP $24.99
Ben: Not so much.
Franklin Richards World Be Warned #1 $2.99
Ben: That’s a fair title, now take the advice.
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #21 $2.99
Ben: Wow. How can Peter David be so good so much of the time and suck so bad on this book?
Hulk Planet Hulk HC $39.99
Kurt: If I cared a whole bunch about World War Hulk, I’d probably pick this up, but I’m not sure I can muster the interest.
Kabuki Reflections #8 $5.99
Ben: Oh no! My man makeup is running.
Killraven Premiere HC $19.99
Marvel Adventures Fantastic Four #25 $2.99
Marvel Illustrated Treasure Island #1 (of 6) $2.99
Kurt: Hey, this was a cool movie! Why’d they take so long to make a comic out of it?
Marvel Tales Flip Magazine #25 $4.99
Mystic Arcana Magik $2.99
New Avengers #31 CWI $2.99
New X-Men #39 $2.99
Nova #3 CWI $2.99
Ben: Sweet book.
Punisher War Journal #8 CWI $2.99
Kurt: Sweet Jesus.
Red Prophet Tales Of Alvin Maker #8 (of 12) $2.99
Sub-Mariner #1 (Of 6) CWI $2.99
What If Event Horizon TP $16.99
World War Hulk #1 (Of 5) WWH $3.99
Ben: I am retarded excited to see the Hulk finally set loose on the Marvel Universe. Let’s see your puny registration laws protect you now, Stark!!!
Kurt: Tell me how it is.
World War Hulk Romita Jr Var #1 (of 5) $3.99
Kurt: Don’t tell me how this is, please. I’m off like a prom dress.
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Seriously, its cool to see Marvel create an event that will highlight some of their lesser selling titles. It will also be nice to see Hulk have a few words with fascist, uh, I mean "futurist" Tony Stark.
Incidentally, the Marvel website talks about the upcoming Thor series and his upcoming confrontation with Iron Man. Seems like Marvel may have found themselves a new popular "villain". Someone please make him likable again!
Oh, and, um, I, uh, actually did like Ghost Rider (and i like the comics). I definitely want to see the extended cut, though.