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Another Trip to the Buffet

By: Kurt Amacker
Date: Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Another Trip to the Buffet
 
Greetings, Maniacs, and welcome to another exciting installment of Comiscape! Your faithful correspondent finds himself sent by his day job to Alexandria, Virginia for a conference, where he has enjoyed walking around Old Town and otherwise sitting in his hotel room, where no one can bother him. That’s enough of the third person thing. No one – real or fictional, died in the comics world this week, and I can’t muster the indignation to rant about some unseemly practice in the publishing world. Granted, I could name a few, but nothing I haven’t mentioned here. I’ll just touch on a few things that have interested me this week. I hope you enjoy reading my brief remarks as much as I enjoy writing them.
 
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer premiers this Friday. Of course, I’ll begrudgingly buy the cheapest ticket I can (probably while hung over) on Saturday morning and then review it here in Comicscape. While the first film offered a couple of touching moments with Michael Chiklis as Ben Grimm, I found it otherwise lacking. I harbor no great desire to hate films lighter in tone than, say, Silence of the Lambs, but the whole experience struck me as simplistic and pandering. I felt a bit of relief after seeing the first couple of trailers for the new film. The Silver Surfer looked, well, fantastic, and the tone seemed a bit more intense than in the first film. But, the early reviews of the film over at Ain’t He Huge News have showed mixed reactions, the earliest panning the film and a few later ones praising it. Fox took it upon themselves to react on their own to one of the negative ones, contacting the vice-president of a theater chain that employed one Jesse Morrison, known on the site as “Memflix.” Morrison worked as a projectionist for said chain and saw an early screening of Rise of the Silver Surfer. He panned the film in his review. Fox asked that the vice-president of the theater chain take care of Mr. Morrison, who has since become Mr. Unemployed. I have no idea what kind of confidentiality Morrison signed – or failed to – upon taking a job as a screening projectionist. I refuse to cry “Fascist oppressors!,” because I don’t know the whole story. The theater chain stands as a private corporation, free to hire and fire whomever it wants within the boundaries of the law. However, Fox’s reaction hardly bodes well for the film. Given the aggressive reaction to a lone negative review published a week prior to the release date, it makes Fox look nervous about the film. Nonetheless, we’ll all see the film this weekend and find out if Galactus really appears as a storm cloud. 
 
Speaking of movies, director Mark Steve Johnson has set about vigorously defending Ghost Rider over at Newsarama. The film arrived on DVD yesterday. Besides analyzing the motifs and motivations within his own film, Johnson dismissed film critics as irrelevant and said that he expected them to pan the ill-received-yet-really-profitable film. I realize some directors like to see themselves as committed populists that know what audiences really want, but that fails to improve a bad film after the fact. All it does it bait the critics and dare them to dislike the movie. Then, if they pan it, they just, in the director’s mind, prove that the stodgy pseudo-intellectuals in the press stand woefully out of touch with the public’s taste. Here’s the thing: art criticism requires some expertise on the medium and a voice worth hearing. You find expertise through experience and education. You develop your voice through practice – namely by f—king up until you get it right. Finally, one hopes, you write something people want to read and do so often enough to get a column. For instance, you read Comicscape because I, arguably, know enough about comics to comment on them intelligently. You also, I hope, care enough about my opinion to give me part of your Wednesday morning. If you all really hated my writing, I wouldn’t hold this position for very long. While you may disagree with a critic occasionally, you read his work because something about his opinion fascinates – or enrages –you. But, you keep reading because he offers you an opinion ideally born of experience and insight – one you won’t necessarily hear elsewhere. Mark Steve Johnson can hold up the box office numbers for Ghost Rider and laugh at his critics all the way to the bank if he wants. But, the rest of us – including me, who likes the character – know he made a genuinely bad film. No amount of populist rhetoric will change that. It doesn’t matter how many people like dreck, for dreck it will remain. I hope Johnson treats the upcoming Preacher series he’s writing for HBO with more care than he did Ghost Rider. I really enjoyed the director’s cut of Daredevil, so I know he has it in him. Now, let’s see it for real. Comic book adaptations have really taken a dive in the last couple of years, and I hope that Preacher can help turn that around. 
 
World War Hulk finally begins in earnest this week. Yes, the prologue issue already hit the stands last month, but the actual, real first issue of the miniseries comes out today. After the Illuminati – a cabal of team-leaders in the Marvel Universe – launched the Hulk into space, he accidentally landed on the planet Sakaar, which he eventually conquered. Unfortunately, the same ship which brought him there exploded and wiped out most of the planet, including the Hulk’s new wife and unborn child. Hulk pissed. Hulk return to Earth to wipe rear end with Illuminati. I suppose this will seem cathartic to a few readers upset about the decidedly less idealistic turn of events in the Marvel Universe. The publisher has expended so much energy establishing Tony Stark as an amoral force for pragmatism that a lot of fans want to see Bruce Banner put him in the ground. Personally, I just feel a bit burned out on crossovers and mega-events. It seems like Marvel and DC have released them in rapid succession, starting with House of M and Identity Crisis. While I appreciate the greater attention to continuity that these events can bring, they also present a host of other problems. We’ve discussed crossovers at length here, and I won’t bore you with another diatribe on the subject. But, suffice to say, Marvel and DC might find their newest cash cow – mega-events – short of milk if they turn the pump on too often. It happened in the 1990s and it may well happen again.
 
For those already eager to see new stories with Steve Rogers as Captain America, fear not. First Blood author David Morell will write (or has written) a six-issue miniseries for Marvel, to be released this fall. But, as far as anyone knows, it will stand out of current continuity. I don’t think Marvel’s resurrecting Steve Rogers that quickly. For those still scratching their heads at the “First Blood author” bit: David Morell created John Rambo on the page in 1972 before Sylvester Stallone portrayed him onscreen in 1982. I’ve yet to read First Blood, but I like the film well enough (not so much the sequels, though). I’ll probably pick up the Cap miniseries, because I’m always interested in the work of outside talent, however disastrous their scheduling may be. What you call hell, he calls home.
 
That’s it for this week guys. Next week, we talk about Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Put the gloves on, because it’s going to get ugly.
 
The Spinner Rack
By Ben Johnson and Kurt Amacker
 
Ben: The FBI finally caught up to me, but they granted me immunity in exchange for testimony in the ongoing investigation into Kurt’s nighttime activities. And for the guy that keeps asking why we don’t list Dynamite comics: Diamond doesn’t list Dynamite stuff separately like the big four companies. Call diamond and ask them to change this and I’ll do their listings.
Kurt: I’m typing from my cardboard box in this alley I claimed. Come any closer and I’ll eat your dog.
 
DARK HORSE COMICS
 
Blade of The Immortal #126 (MR) $2.99
 
Blade of The Immortal Vol 17 TP Perfection of Anatomy (MR) $16.95
 
BPRD Garden of Souls #4 (of 5) $2.99
 
Chronicles of Conan Vol 12 Beast King of Abombi TP $16.95
Kurt: Marvel’s Conan holds up surprisingly well. But, I thought this wasn’t shipping until July. We’ll see. 
 
Conan & The Midnight God #4 (of 5) $2.99
Ben: Good Conan mini.
Kurt: While we’re at it, most of Dark Horse’s Conan stuff has been really great, too. I’m really grateful they’ve helped revive interest in the character. My childhood is coming back in all kinds of ways.  Thank Crom Al’s not here to jump on that last remark.
 
Hellboy Animated Vol 2 Judgement Bell TP $6.95
Kurt: These are kind of cute. The new Hellboy animated DVD came out yesterday, as well. The first one was pretty good, so I’ll likely pick up the new one.
 
Hellgate London TP $12.95
 
Perhapanauts Second Chances TP $15.95
 
Star Wars Clone Wars Adventures Vol 8 TP $6.95
 
Star Wars Legacy #13 $2.99
 
Star Wars Omnibus X-Wing Rogue Squadron Vol 3 TP $24.95
 
Star Wars Rebellion #7 $2.99
Ben: Four Star Wars comics = $37.88 remaining in my pocket.
Kurt: Are you trying to start a geek uprising?
 
DC COMICS
 
Batman Confidential #6 $2.99
Ben: Confidentially? This sucks.
 
Batman Strikes #34 $2.25
 
Cartoon Network Action Pack #14 $2.25
 
Countdown 46 $2.99
Ben: Way better than 52 thus far. Hat’s off to Dini and company.
 
DMZ #20 (MR) $2.99
 
Emma Vol 4 $9.99
 
Fables #62 (MR) $2.99
Ben: Not again with this crap. It’s way past time for this dog to be cancelled.
Kurt: Has it really gone south? Jeez, last year people were threatening me for not reading it. 
 
Fables Vol 9 Sons of Empire TP (MR) $17.99
 
Gen 13 #9 $2.99
 
Gotham Central Vol 5 Dead Robin TP $17.99
Kurt: This is the last trade paperback in Ed Brubaker’s run on the series. I’m going to have to get these, I think.
 
Green Arrow #75 $3.50
 
Green Lantern Corps #13 $2.99
 
Grifter Midnighter #4 (of 6) $2.99
Ben: I was going to read this, then I decided to tear my eyes out of my skull eat them instead.
Kurt: Um, can you still do the jokes for me?
 
Hawkgirl #65 $2.99
 
Jack Kirbys Fourth World Omnibus Vol 1 HC $49.99
Ben: The best comic never completed.
Kurt: Actually, I think Kirby tied the whole thing up years later in a book called The Hunger Dogs. But, this series of hardcovers reprints the whole thing in chronological order. I think I’m getting these.
 
JLA Classified #39 $2.99
 
Justice Cover A #12 (of 12) $3.99
Ben: I just wonder how many people still care?
Kurt: Hmm? Oh, sorry – I was catching a nap. What were you asking?
 
Justice Cover B #12 (of 12) $3.99
 
Justice League of America Vol 1 HC $24.99
 
Loveless #18 (MR)        $2.99
 
Mad War On Bush        $9.99
Ben: What is a satire on the current political climate or gonzo porn movie, Alex?
Kurt: All right, I hereby ban all Jeopardy jokes. We tried that and it went down like the Titanic.
 
Moon Child Vol 7 $9.99
 
Re-Gifters $9.99
 
Showcase Presents The Atom Vol 1 TP $16.99
 
Stormwatch Phd #8 $2.99
 
Superman Batman #36 $2.99
 
Tenjho Tenge Vol 14 $9.99
 
Trials of Shazam #7 (of 12) $2.99
 
IMAGE COMICS
 
Agency TP $14.99
 
Amory Wars #1 (of 5) $2.99
Kurt: Um, like polyamory wars? That’d get ugly.
 
Death Jr Vol 2 TP $14.99
Kurt: My wife will be thrilled.
 
Drain #4 (MR) $2.99
Ben: This time it’s in your bathtub.
Kurt: So that’s what keeps taking all the water out! I knew something was amidst! 
 
Elephantmen Pilot       $2.99
Ben: I am not a pilot!!!!!
 
Hero By Night #4 (of 4) $2.99
 
Noble Causes #30 $3.50
Ben: This has turned into a satire of itself.
 
Occult Crimes Taskforce Vol 1 TP (MR) $14.99
 
PVP #34 $2.99
 
Sam Noir Vol 1 Ronin Detective TP $15.99
 
MARVEL COMICS
 
Amazing Spider-Girl #9 $2.99
 
Avengers Classic #1 $3.99
 
Blade #10 $2.99
Kurt: “I hear cancellation comin’/It’s rollin’ down the bend/And I ain’t seen a good Blade/Since I don’t know when/Let’s go ca-all Marv Wolfman/But Marvel pissed him off”
 
Cable Deadpool #41 $2.99
 
Essential Marvel Two In One Vol 2 TP $16.99
 
Exiles #95 $2.99
 
Fantastic Four Omnibus Vol 2 HC $99.99
 
Fantastic Four Omnibus Vol 2 HC Var Ed $99.99
 
Fantastic Four Visionaries John Byrne Vol 7 TP $24.99
Ben: Not so much.
 
Franklin Richards World Be Warned #1 $2.99
Ben: That’s a fair title, now take the advice.
 
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #21 $2.99
Ben: Wow. How can Peter David be so good so much of the time and suck so bad on this book?
 
Hulk Planet Hulk HC $39.99
Kurt: If I cared a whole bunch about World War Hulk, I’d probably pick this up, but I’m not sure I can muster the interest.
 
Kabuki Reflections #8 $5.99
Ben: Oh no! My man makeup is running.
 
Killraven Premiere HC $19.99
 
Marvel Adventures Fantastic Four #25 $2.99
 
Marvel Illustrated Treasure Island #1 (of 6) $2.99
Kurt: Hey, this was a cool movie! Why’d they take so long to make a comic out of it?
 
Marvel Tales Flip Magazine #25 $4.99
 
Mystic Arcana Magik $2.99
 
New Avengers #31 CWI $2.99
 
New X-Men #39 $2.99
 
Nova #3 CWI $2.99
Ben: Sweet book.
 
Punisher War Journal #8 CWI $2.99
Kurt: Sweet Jesus.
 
Red Prophet Tales Of Alvin Maker #8 (of 12) $2.99
 
Sub-Mariner #1 (Of 6) CWI $2.99
 
What If Event Horizon TP $16.99
 
World War Hulk #1 (Of 5) WWH $3.99
Ben: I am retarded excited to see the Hulk finally set loose on the Marvel Universe. Let’s see your puny registration laws protect you now, Stark!!!
Kurt: Tell me how it is.
 
World War Hulk Romita Jr Var #1 (of 5) $3.99
Kurt: Don’t tell me how this is, please. I’m off like a prom dress.
 

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SinisterPryde • Jun 13, 2007, 03:48am •
World War Hulk! Yay! A crossover that ties into a virtual "who-cares?" of Marvel's comics releases! Never have so many B-List characters been involved in a crossover where the only "A" game is Iron Man and the Hulk. Well, the X-Men, but they are in a mini since the regular titles are too busy with killing off everyone who was ever likable.

Seriously, its cool to see Marvel create an event that will highlight some of their lesser selling titles. It will also be nice to see Hulk have a few words with fascist, uh, I mean "futurist" Tony Stark.

Incidentally, the Marvel website talks about the upcoming Thor series and his upcoming confrontation with Iron Man. Seems like Marvel may have found themselves a new popular "villain". Someone please make him likable again!

Oh, and, um, I, uh, actually did like Ghost Rider (and i like the comics). I definitely want to see the extended cut, though.

narpin • Jun 13, 2007, 05:50am •
Peter David's run on Friendly Neighborhood has been excellent, but of course the clowns who write THIS colomn don't like it....


(Rolling the eyes)

nax37 • Jun 13, 2007, 07:28am •
The first Fantastic Four movie wasn't any where near as bad as people claim. I think most people wanted to hate it either because of the horrible unreleased FF movie or just because people love to hate, and therefore went out of their way to pick it apart. Disliking the change to the origin. Disliking Doom physically changing form. Complaining that the Thing isn't big enough. But I think it captured a lot of the essence of the Fantastic Four. The family aspect. The playful rivalry between Ben and Johnny. The pain Reed feels for Ben's condition. Plus, Jessica Alba takes her clothes off multiple times.

shadowprime • Jun 13, 2007, 07:38am •

Hopefully Stark and company will put the Hulk down, hard - after a lot of fun destruction and brawling, of course.

Actually, Hulk is the PERFECT Anti-Reg character, now that I think of it - representing the right to do whatever he pleases, whenever he pleases, and if that means a whole lot of destruction and innocent people maimed as a result, too bad ... lets hope the writers have the guts to show the "collateral damage" inflicted by a typical HULK outing....

Shadow


Merin • Jun 13, 2007, 09:36am •
First - http://www.mania.com/Merin/blog/228.html - just so I don't have to waste time reiterating all of that.

"I suppose this will seem cathartic to a few readers upset about the decidedly less idealistic turn of events in the Marvel Universe. The publisher has expended so much energy establishing Tony Stark as an amoral force for pragmatism that a lot of fans want to see Bruce Banner put him in the ground."

Between New Warriors 1 & the direction WWHulk seems to be heading, Marvel seems to be trying to play both sides. You like registration - read Mighty Avengers, Iron Man, Ms. Marvel. You DON'T like registration, reading New Avengers, Spider-Man, New Warriors.
Why Marvel wants their comic book readers to be so clearly divided and feuding like Democrats and Republicans, I have NO idea. There must be some marketing brilliance in there somewhere - all I can say is that Marvel has managed to make me FINALLY drop the number of comics I buy a month, and in that respect my pocket book thanks Bendis, Millar and Quesada!

Call it dreck all you like - I REALLY enjoyed Ghost Rider. I saw it twice - and, other than 300, that's the only movie this year I've seen more than once in the theater. What is dreck to you might be awesome to someone else. Hell, someone out there probably thinks "Health Inspector" is the greatest movie ever made.
I really, really liked the Fantastic Four movie as well. Its the kind of thing I've popped in the DVD player repeatedly, and if I want background noise on the tv while doing something else, and FF happens to be on the movie channel, it usually will get played.

nax37, I agree with all that you say there.

Everyone seems focused on Hulk beating the snot out of Tony (I know I've been) but SinisterPryde brings up a good point - Thor SURELY will bring the holy wrath of the Thunder God down on Tony, Reed and Hank.

I feel like Marvel is playing its readers, as I said above about dividing its fan base. While it writes such militaristic, fascist stories and then tries to sneak under the radar and say "no, really, we know this is horrible - read New Warriors, read New Avengers" I'm not buying it. Multiple collector chromium covers is crass, but this actively playing to people's prejudices and causing "unrest" amongst readers of entertainment?

I hope there's a special place in obscurity reserved for Bendis, Millar and Quesada in the NEAR future.

Seriously, if you guys haven't seen the "Civil War in 30 Seconds" parody, you REALLY need to. I link it here http://www.mania.com/Merin/blog/290.html

scoundrel • Jun 13, 2007, 11:26am •
Wow, after reading Memflix's blog, I gotta say it really sucks to be him. I hope he gets to keep seeing movies and continues to write for AICN (or is it AHHN?)

jedibanner • Jun 13, 2007, 11:45am •
I haven't seen the Ghost rider movie for one reason...Nic Cage. He was good in the 90's but, somehow, I don't see him as a hero or as ghost rider. Maybe one day I will rent the movie but, it doesn't interest me at all and from what I hear, it wasn't a good movie.

As for the Hulk, I cannot wait to see him smash the Marvel universe and because he's the strongest one there is, someone will pay with his life I'm sure of it.

Although, I'm really surprise to see people so angry towards Bendis, Quesada or Millar.
Civil war was really fun to read, the Avengers are really fun to read, the comics these past few years are written better then ever. I don't undertand people like Merin.

Anyway, can't wait for the world to fear the Hulk.

Butch • Jun 13, 2007, 12:26pm •
Jedi, you must be new to comics the last few years....because Marvel has slowly been declining since Quesada joined. Now, Civil War must seem to be the best thing since sliced bread given the last few years. However, those of us that loved Marvel sinced day 1 are disgusted with this new direction because it just doesn't fit who the Marvel characters are deep down through years of history. Civil War should have been kept in the lame Ultimate Universe... that is where it makes sense.

I have loved Marvel through lots of ups and downs and they have always been #1 in my book. But, no more! I have pretty much cancelled all my subscriptions even for characters that I never thought I would like Spiderman, FF, Avengers....

Sigh ...

nax37 • Jun 13, 2007, 12:39pm •
We must be reading different books. I've been a comics fan for almost 20 years and I credit Quesada with turning Marvel around and righting the ship after the horrible stories of the 90s. Sure, maybe things are vastly different since "Day 1", but that was the 60s for most characters, of course they're going to be different.

I think books are even better now than they were just a few years ago, back around the time Morrison was on "New" X-Men. Back then, every story arc was near 6 issues and each new arc felt like a brand new book. They acted like the previous issues didn't exist. Now, not only is there better continuity within each book, but the books affect other titles as well. Things like Black Panther and Fantastic Four being interwoven, the same with Cable and Deadpool & X-Men. The books are independent, but they riff off the other title, telling the stories from another view. And there's something for everyone. Pro-Registration titles, Anti-Registration titles. Classic X-Men stories, X-Men away from the mansion stories. Claremont X-Men stories where they don't talk the way actual people talk and always end up fighting mind controlled teammates.

Lame Ultimate Universe? Ok. Clearly you don't like it, but many other people do. The books sell well, and whether you want to admit it or not, they were a nice boost to the industry when they were introduced.

I don't really see where any characters are acting "out of character." No one's done anything randomly or without explanation. People change. Comic characters change. Maybe you don't like it, maybe you do, but I'd rather read stories that are new and different than the same old thing that's been going on for 40 years.

shadowprime • Jun 13, 2007, 01:42pm •

(1) I am a regular reader of no more than a handful of Marvel titles, so I am perfectly willing to stand corrected (esp as I don't read IRON MAN), but I don't see any of the books as really being Pro-Reg. The titles that are mentioned above, as being in the Pro-Reg camp, seem to (at best!) avoid being critical of Registration. They don't show us another ten Stamfords, or some really violent vigilantes bucking Registration, etc. They might IMPLICITLY seem Pro-Reg, but only in the sense that they don't actively take shots at the Pro-Reg position, NOT in that they bolster the case FOR Registration.

Meanwhile, in the "anti-Reg" titles, the "Pro-Reg" heroes are pretty much portrayed as jackbooted thugs, and the "anti-reg" heroes' positions are portrayed with great sympathy. Just saying... I think there is a big difference between "not overly critical of Registration" and "Pro-Registration".

(2) While I am clearly on the other side of the fence from the "Anti Reg" folks, I entirely agree with the sentiment expressed above, that this kind of (intentiional) division of the fan base is, in the long run, unpleasant and counterproductive. And almost, kind of offensive. Marvel's heroes came in many different "flavors", but at the end of the day they were all heroes, and in some senses fans "rooted" for all of them. I don't think this is an improvement, even if it generates publicity, buzz, and maybe even some sales (maybe).

(3) Also have to say that I enjoyed the FF movie. It wasn't great. There were things I wish they had done differently. But overall, I enjoyed it. I thought it was...fun. That might sound like pretty weak praise, but I don't mean it that way, truly. It wasn't heavy, it wasn't dark, and it wasn't trying to be. To me, it was "comic bookish" in an oldfashioned kind of way, and I don't think that has to be said apologetically. Not trying to pick a fight with those who disagree, just saying that (for me) there is a big range between "GREAT" and "IT STINKS!" and the FF movie (FOR ME! *S*) rests comfortably somewhere between the two extremes...but on the pleasant side of the divide...

Shadow

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