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populuxe
06-20-2006, 01:16 AM
A chat at Dub Review (http://www.dubreview.com) got us on a tangent of anime crossovers that should never happen. Some of these are my idea, many aren't. Feel free to add your own. For an extra degree of difficulty: No hentai titles.

Azumanga Eve: Osaka Chronicles Osaka with football breasts. Shudder.

Maison Ikkitousen Just no.

GunslingerGALS Ran, Miyu and Aya as cyborg assassins.

Shopping Ninja Team GatchaGALS Ran is G1, naturally. (extra bonus: You don't have to switch dub VAs between G3 and Aya.)

Eiken Renmei They don't grow wings, they grow breasts.

ICO: Irresponsible Captain Onizuka

Elfen Kitty Traumatize your children.

NieA_7 of 7 Actually, I think I'd want to see this one.

Battle Angelic Layer Gally the deus.

KamichuMouse Junior high girl Yurie becomes a master theif. Mitsue, Matsuri and Miko are her big-breasted assistants.

Saber Marionette D Otaru is a hotshot street racer. Lime, Cherry and Bloodberry are his crew.

Genshikenshin Samurai nerds.

Astro Boys Be... (1963) Classic story of a mechanical boy who is constantly trying to score with the ladies. In black and white.

KoiGALS Ran and Yamato. 'nuff said.

something
06-20-2006, 02:05 AM
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GunslingerGALS. Ran, Miyu and Aya as cyborg assassins.

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I'd watch it.

Anyways, I thought of some but all the ones I think of tend to be ones I want to happen... like Full Strawberry Panic... mmm, Nagisa+Chidori~~

Kellory
06-20-2006, 02:59 AM
Excel Arcade Abenobashi: Excel and Hyatt try to find their way back to Japan. As long as you've got your health...

Fruits Tenge: Souichiro and Bob attempt to take over Sohma House.

Starship Bravo: Because when your saving the world on Intersteller TV, more panty shots and nudity never hurt.

Princess Tutu: Its Ballet! Its Baseball! Its Balletball! Duck!

Slayers Universe: Its Lina vs Kain in a battle royale.

Captain Impulse
06-20-2006, 05:12 AM
Scrapped Sister Princess: Harem shows could do with less girls anyway.

EXcel-Driver: Get off the road while you can!

Cardcaptor Sakura Diaries: I don't even want to think about this one. The loli content would be off the charts!

Real Bout Cromartie High School: Seriously, this would rule.

Otaku no Video Girl Ai: As if there weren't enough fanboys already.

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind of Amnesia: I forgot what this one was about. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Princess of Tennis: Cmon, it should've been called this anyway. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Legend of Lemnear Crystania, the Lost Labyrinth of Flames: I think I just created the ultimate anime.

Midori Hoop Days: Who knew a 6-inch girlfriend on your right hand could do such a mean slam dunk?

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Cosplay Complex: Motoko could use a change of clothes anyway. *rawr*

That's enough for now. ^_^

populuxe
06-20-2006, 06:08 AM
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Captain Impulse said:
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind of Amnesia: I forgot what this one was about. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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You just reminded me of one:
Nausicaa Blitz Tactics Saving the world with panty shots.

And a new one:
Cardcaptor Cosette Cosette: "Will you die for me?" Tomoyo: "Yes!"

Mark
06-20-2006, 08:22 AM
Is it wrong to actually want a LOT of these ideas to happen?

CrazyAsano
06-20-2006, 08:51 AM
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Is it wrong to actually want a LOT of these ideas to happen?

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I would kill to see Irresponsible Captain Onizuka.

super rats
06-20-2006, 08:53 AM
G.H.O. - Great Haibane Onizuka

itsuka
06-20-2006, 09:07 AM
Eh... let me see...

.hack//daioh - High school girls playing online roleplaying games.

Princess Nine Victory - The baseball girls all are participate in the Cosmo Beauty contest!

Chobits Layer - Well, the arena becomes a bit bigger while persocon dolls do all stars wrestling.

Trigun Bebop - Vash and company get off their lousy backwater planet and embark upon a cheerful bounty hunter career.

Fancy Spirit - A little boy acquires this magical item that turns him into a grown up ... boxer.

Puppet Master
06-20-2006, 09:10 AM
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Mike Dungan said:
A chat at Dub Review (http://www.dubreview.com) got us on a tangent of anime crossovers that should never happen. Some of these are my idea, many aren't. Feel free to add your own. For an extra degree of difficulty: No hentai titles.
ICO: Irresponsible Captain Onizuka.


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I'd watch that I think it would be funny seeing Onizuka in space.

fantasydewdrop
06-20-2006, 09:53 AM
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Itsuka said:
Trigun Bebop - Vash and company get off their lousy backwater planet and embark upon a cheerful bounty hunter career.

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I've seen that AMV, actually, only instead, it's Spike VS. Vash.<span style='color:#dddddd;background:#dddddd'> Faye </span> wins.

fantasydewdrop
06-20-2006, 09:55 AM
Now and Then, Here and Excel - That would be so insane that people's heads would implode while their hearts explode. It'd probably be banned world-wide for being so crack.

Lego
06-20-2006, 10:31 AM
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ICO: Irresponsible Captain Onizuka.

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I'd watch that show in a heart beat. It's Onizuka, but in spaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

aquapermanence
06-20-2006, 10:40 AM
Kodomo no Go - a hyperactive comedy about a boy possessed by the spirit of a master Go player, who he calls his pimp.

Nadia: The Secret of Cerulean Sand - guided by a mysterious glowing crystal, a young girl ventures into the desert on an epic adventure in search of her brother, and never stops complaining.

DNA 1/2 - to prevent him from becoming the Anything Goes Megaplayboy and fathering a hundred children, a young man is shot with a DNA manipulator that turns him into a girl.

Rose of Berserk - epic historical fantasy about the Band of the Hawk, an elite mercenary unit that fought in the French Revolution.

If I'll CKBC You In My Dreams - I don't know what it is, but Media Blasters will release it for $19.95.

Azumanga Dai-Guard - observational humor centering around six office ladies who are also giant robot pilots.

The Big Orgun - let's just say it doesn't get renewed for a second season.

Fantastic Bastard Children!! - from the same folks that brought you Gasarakira and RouJin-Roh-Z: The Geriatric Wolf Brigade.

amaneaux
06-20-2006, 11:42 AM
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Mike Dungan said:
For an extra degree of difficulty: No hentai titles.


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So much for Gunparade Parade. /images/graemlins/devil.gif

Video Girl Ai Yori Aoshi A wistful Karou Hanabishi is watching an old home movie of his childhood friend Aoi, when she suddenly pops out of the video and decides to marry him.

Poké Poké School Hours The wacky adventures of Pika-sensei's homeroom class.

Dragon Half Z Mink is stronger than ever, but tends to stare a lot . . .

Evangel Hazard For Makoto Mizuhara, the only thing worse than being magically transported to an alternate world is finding out that he looks exactly like Rei Ayanami.

Lala Yori Dango When Miho Shinohara gains the ability to transform into an older version of herself, she never suspects that her innocence will cause her to be red-tagged.

Earth Defense Force Mahoro-chan A small-breasted android has one year to stop the cute aliens.

Nanaka 7 of 7 When 17-year old Nanaka suffers a head injury, she believes that she has split into seven separate people.

Cardcaptor Sakura Wars Steam-powered psychic armor versus magic cards. And Iris is taping the whole thing.

Angelic Slayers A very dangerous game.

meganly_chan
06-20-2006, 11:52 AM
Inu-Mon Ash and company travel back to the past to bring together the Pokeball shards and restore peace.

Marmalade Universe It's Marmalade Boy... in space... with lost ships and psyblades and holograms dressed like 14 year olds...

TalonG4
06-20-2006, 12:03 PM
Outlaw Star Blazer - old school meets new(er)
Galaxy Angel Cop - Milfie and company get really dark and violent.

TnAdct1
06-20-2006, 01:09 PM
Inspired by the various G.T.O. crossover ideas:

M.S.O.: Mahou Sensei Onizuka - Onizuka's dream of hoping to score with a female students gets closer when he teaches a class of 31 female students.

WAVWAV
06-20-2006, 01:28 PM
Kino Crusade -Kino and her demon bike partner work to expel demons using philosophy.

Perfect_Cell
06-20-2006, 01:54 PM
Full Moon Alchemist - Mitsuki gave up her arm and leg to be a proffesional singer. Oh Snap!!! /images/graemlins/knowital.gif

Isuzu Inugami
06-20-2006, 02:31 PM
Urusei Heiki Kanojo (Those Annoying Ultimate Weapons).
Ataru Moroboshi spends the last days of earth chasing girls behind the back of his girlfriend, Chise--who can uplink to spy satellites and obliterate entire cities when angry! Will he be able to fulfill his dream of building a harem before every last person on the planet dies horribly?

Suwako Moriya
06-20-2006, 06:54 PM
A Sugar Fantasy Unlimited: The appropiate season has been chosen for the likes of you. Sadly the show ends after the second episode when Saga decides to <span style='color:#dddddd;background:#dddddd'>turn Salt, Pepper, and Sugar into seasonings</span>. Hey you did say crossovers that should never happen. Still just imagine how awesome Greta can be in this version.

populuxe
06-21-2006, 03:21 AM
Variable Geobreeders The waitresses at Kagura Family Restaurant fight for possession of Maya the cat.

Captain Impulse
06-21-2006, 06:40 AM
This whole thread is f***ing brilliant.

populuxe
06-21-2006, 06:49 AM
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WAVWAV said:
Kino Crusade -Kino and her demon bike partner work to expel demons using philosophy.

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I like this one. I like this one a lot.

populuxe
06-21-2006, 06:55 AM
Mach Go! Go! Godannar! Speed marries Trixie and they fight mimetic beasts in their combining giant robot, the Mach 5.

Gatchaman Zwei Berg Katse and Dr. Nambu are actually brothers from another planet. Nambu fights Katse with the God Phoenix crewed by 2 guys and 50 busty maids.

Martian Successor Macross How many whiny characters can you fit into one ship? Oh, wait, Infinite Ryvius already answered that question.

NeiA_UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie A slow-moving, introspective harem comedy with plenty of nudity. Alien princess NieA crash lands into the Enohana bathhouse, killing Mayuko. She then gives her half her heart and lives at the bathouse, mooching off Mayuko while more and more alien princesses arrive, fighting NieA for Mayuko's heart. NieA finally grows breasts when she kisses Mayuko.

Fudce
06-21-2006, 07:11 AM
I'll just go with some of the ones I mentioned during said chat:

Maburamatic: A magic high school with fan service &amp; maids.
Mahororaba: The touching story of a combat maid with split personalities.
Mahoraho: Someone with split personalities can only only use magic several times before they die.
UFO Ultramaiden Mew Mew: Could there be any more catgirls in one series?

Puppet Master
06-21-2006, 07:41 AM
ICO: Irresponsible Captain Onizuka is still the best idea so far.

ahuang
06-21-2006, 12:05 PM
You guys make my head hurt. o_o

TuxedoFred
06-21-2006, 12:27 PM
eX-Readers O.D. In a world where people no longer want or need to read, robots have taken over the task of reading books and then explaining the plot to humans. Unfortunately, sometimes these robotic storytellers embellish the details or read too much into the plot, or just make shit up completely. These rogue readers are hunted down by the Paper Sisters, and when caught they are brutally dismembered with swords and arrows and cannons made out of the very books they sought to misinterpret. The "O.D." stands for OfficeDepot, the secret warehouse where the Paper Sisters stock their massive piles of 8.5"x11", 8.5"x14", and 11"x17" ammunition.

Shale
06-21-2006, 01:11 PM
Fushigi Yu-Gi-Oh: This one hurts my head too much to summarize.

Irresponsible Captain Herlock Saga: The legendary space pirate fights tyranny across the galaxy...provided his crew can keep him awake.

Evangelic Layer: Shinji's the player, Rei in Unit 00's armor as the deus. Fuyutsuki, Misato or Kaji as the mad scientist, and Gendo as the final opponent. You know it would rule.

Tenchi Miyu!: The Vampire Princess' quest to seal the Shinma is disrupted when five spacefaring alien lesbians fall in love with her.

Njr Scrawl
06-21-2006, 01:16 PM
Chance Bebop Sessions Spike &amp; all that jazz /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Ai Yuri.. oh you said no hentai! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Super GALS Force Ran &amp; her motley crew are cloned &amp; they become futuristic soldiers fighting to save earth.

Azumanga "D'oh"! The Simpsons find themselves staying in Japan, &amp; the kids attend a certain school.

TuxedoFred
06-21-2006, 01:23 PM
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Shale said:
Tenchi Miyu!: The Vampire Princess' quest to seal the Shinma is disrupted when five spacefaring alien lesbians fall in love with her.

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Oh my god they have to make this!

TnAdct1
06-21-2006, 01:24 PM
Antoher good one that I thought of:

Cromartie Haruhi: A normal male student's life is turned upside-down when he meets a girl who is only interested in robots, gorillas, and guys who resemble the lead singers of British bands.

Puppet Master
06-21-2006, 01:33 PM
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Wrath of the Njr said:

Azumanga "D'oh"! The Simpsons find themselves staying in Japan, &amp; the kids attend a certain school.

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Now that sounds kinda funny.

Spirit Of The Stage
06-21-2006, 01:47 PM
Battle Athletes 21 - The latest threat to the University Satellite sees a rag tag American football team lead by an insane wisecracking quarterback challenge Akari and the others to a football game. The girls have to try and train whilst avoiding being put in Hiruma's little black book...

Mahou Sis-Pri-Negima - The ultimate battle royale - 12 sisters and their love for their brother and 31 girls and a shotacon compex of their teacher...FIGHT!!!

Cardcaptor Miyazawa - Yukino Miyazawa is an ordinary girl but so happens to find the mythical spirit Pero-Pero inside her English book - inside, she realises the evil spirits including 'THE ASABA' (The perverted spirit), 'THE TSUBASA' (evil chibi bishoujo spirit) and 'THE TSUKINO/KAHO' (a devilish pair of girls attempting to destroy you)

One Piece of Genshiken - Luffy and his crew find their way into a building where the only door which is open marks the word 'GENSHIKEN'. Join them as Luffy discovers the true origin of yaoi doujin and considering being an artist, Zoro joins with Tanaka in the art of cosplay and Nami realises gold isn't always the route to a girls heart...that, and her bitch fighting with Saki for Kousaka is always fun...

PhilipReuben
06-21-2006, 01:48 PM
I My Me! Strawberry Marshmallow - A guy has to disguise himself as a cute little girl in order to get a job. (Just don't ask what kind of job /images/graemlins/depresse.gif)

Turn-A Macross, Macross SEED Destiny, G-Macross (or should that be M-Macross?) - There really ought to be a wider variety of miscellaneous Macross series /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

And for Genshiken fans...

Madarame 1/2

Isuzu Inugami
06-21-2006, 01:48 PM
Battle Angel Sanctuary Really, falling for her sibling is the least of Alita's problems....

Ah, Megamisama E Keichi relates the travails and melodrama of living in an all-girl dormotory to the pizza-delivery girl, never realizing he's dialed the wrong number.

Mahoushoujo Kakumei Pretty Utena Utena is unwillingly recruited by Princess Akio to revolutionize the Balance of Gemini (whatever that means)--but will she realize her shy best friend is also her maniacal, Engrish-spouting magical girl rival, Pixy Anthy? [edit: for clarity's sake, this is a parody spinoff of Utena Tenjou Tenge, with the same characters but a completely unrelated setting.]

deadbambi
06-21-2006, 02:01 PM
GetBackers Alchemest. Has anyone found my body yet?

Gravation High School /images/graemlins/blush000.gif

Descendants of Yu-Gi-Oh! Yugi special fusions with Dark Magician Girl, Tea, Dark Magician.....

Isuzu Inugami
06-21-2006, 02:46 PM
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Andrew Huang said:
You guys make my head hurt. o_o

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Ahhh, you just can't decide which one to co-produce. /images/graemlins/devil.gif

masterpez
06-21-2006, 02:57 PM
Ah, thought of a good one...

Ouran High School Rumble Host Club: Haruhi, who's looking for a quiet room to study, wanders into the host club's room. This time, there's no pretty boys, just Harima, Hannai, Immadori, Nara, Nishimoto, and Yoshidayama. Watch as this dimwits try and bring smiles to the female students faces, and fail miserably.

The only thing about this is, I'm not sure if I'd want the real Haruhi to be the lead, or to have one of the SR girls play her role.

ic14
06-21-2006, 04:19 PM
Azumanga Layer Just imagine Osaka trying to control a battle doll /images/graemlins/happy.gif

AutoGyro
06-21-2006, 04:30 PM
Lupin Seed Lupin stealing stuff in robots...and spreading his "seed" /images/graemlins/knowital.gif

Maburaho: Heartful Days the titles sound so close anyway /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Fullmetal Alchemist: Fumoffu actually....I want that :B

Eiken of the Valley of the Wind Miyazaki's worst nightmare. THE OHEM! SHEILD THE FORTRESS WITH YOUR BREASTS.

treatment
06-21-2006, 05:04 PM
hmmm..

Full Moon O Fruits Basket: /images/graemlins/sweat200.gif

Takuto: dude, I should be the catboy coz I'm wearing the nekomimi.
Kyo: (shouting) No way coz I AM TEH CAT THEREFORE I AM TEH CATBOY!

Eichi and Yuki observing Kyo and Takuto: /images/graemlins/relief.gif

Mitsuki: oh, you're so sweet, Honda-san. (candy smile)
Toru: oh, no, Mitsuki-chan. you're much more sweeter! (even more candy smile)
Mitsuki: No, you are.
Toru: No, you are.

^^^ ...ad nauseum...

upon observing Toru's and Mitsuki's cavity-inducing, uhm, argument above...

Wakaoji-sensei: You know, Shigure-san, They do look alot alike. I mean, just look at their eyes.
Shigure: Yes, indeed they do, Wakaoji-sensei. Indeed they do. Hmmm.


oh, wait. somebody MIGHT REALLY like this Fruba/FMoS cross-over.

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pianocello
06-21-2006, 09:35 PM
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Mike Dungan said:

NeiA_UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie A slow-moving, introspective harem comedy with plenty of nudity. Alien princess NieA crash lands into the Enohana bathhouse, killing Mayuko. She then gives her half her heart and lives at the bathouse, mooching off Mayuko while more and more alien princesses arrive, fighting NieA for Mayuko's heart. NieA finally grows breasts when she kisses Mayuko.

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I want to watch this. NieA_7 should have had more ecchi!!

Philemon
06-22-2006, 12:24 AM
Oh My Sister Princess! - Karen and her sisters are goddesses, and their brother Wataru goes to a technical college.

Searching for the Full Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon - Usagi is a promising singer with a cancer in her throat, and less than one year to live.

Cardcaptor Sakura in Wonderland - lesbianism and Tomoyo are quite fitting in this title.

Koi Koi Kaze Seven - incest and ecchiness.

Barefoot Haruhi Suzumiya - the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Haruhi.

Boys Over Excel - Excel entering an elite high school and the chaos she causes.

Inuyashakami - Inuyashi is a "inukami," and Kagome is constantly arrested for public nudity by the police.

vtr9kvictor
06-22-2006, 01:46 AM
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aquapermanence said:

Azumanga Dai-Guard - observational humor centering around six office ladies who are also giant robot pilots.



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WIN!!!!

vtr9kvictor
06-22-2006, 01:49 AM
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Mike Dungan said:
A chat at Dub Review (http://www.dubreview.com) got us on a tangent of anime crossovers that should never happen. Some of these are my idea, many aren't. Feel free to add your own. For an extra degree of difficulty: No hentai titles.

ICO: Irresponsible Captain Onizuka

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WOOT! Too bad about the "no hentai titles" though.

vtr9kvictor
06-22-2006, 01:54 AM
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Captain Impulse said:
Scrapped Sister Princess: Harem shows could do with less girls anyway.

Cardcaptor Sakura Diaries: I don't even want to think about this one. The loli content would be off the charts!

That's enough for now. ^_^

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I'd pay money to see these.

populuxe
06-22-2006, 02:03 AM
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vtr9kvictor said:
Too bad about the "no hentai titles" though.

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That would just be too easy.

fantasydewdrop
06-22-2006, 05:15 AM
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TuxedoFred said:
eX-Readers O.D. In a world where people no longer want or need to read, robots have taken over the task of reading books and then explaining the plot to humans. Unfortunately, sometimes these robotic storytellers embellish the details or read too much into the plot, or just make shit up completely. These rogue readers are hunted down by the Paper Sisters, and when caught they are brutally dismembered with swords and arrows and cannons made out of the very books they sought to misinterpret. The "O.D." stands for OfficeDepot, the secret warehouse where the Paper Sisters stock their massive piles of 8.5"x11", 8.5"x14", and 11"x17" ammunition.

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I would actually watch that, because it sounds so bizzare and rediculous.

populuxe
06-22-2006, 06:06 AM
Onegai Mew Mew Ichigo Morino has been turned into a catgirl! Alongside her new friends Mew Koishi, Mew Kaede, Mew Tsubaki and the twins Mew Karin and Mew Miina, they fight alien invaders - the Kazami family, beautiful women with full-figures and diesel libidos. When not fighting the Kazamis, they go to high school during the day and in the afternoons work as waitresses at a cafe owned by the mysterious young men Kei and Maiku.

Now that I think about it, I should rename this thread "Anime crossovers that need to happen."

Chloe
06-22-2006, 07:34 PM
Vampire Princess D - An OVA dealing with D's early years of dealing with his personal gender issues and finding the power within himself to become the Vampire Hunter he wants to be. You know he'd look good in a dress, admit it! /images/graemlins/noseblee.gif

Kino's Night on the Galactic Railroad - Hermes has a flat, so Kino goes on a spiritual journey.

AKIRA, You're Under Arrest! - The girls at Bokuto station try to stop Tetsuo in his rampage across the city.

...You know, there's just no end to the possibilities here. This is way too much fun. /images/graemlins/catgirl0.gif

Yukichan105
06-22-2006, 08:32 PM
AzuMADLAX: Yomi is an assassin, Osaka likes Melon Bread and Red heated tables. Their paths shall cross.

Onegai Tutu: One Prince and two girls show up a a house with the same storybook. They might be his princess, they might be a duck.

Gunslinger Girl's Bravo: The Italian government has assembled a team of busty alien assassins that Yukinari is charge of handling...

Full Metal Planetes! Sousuke begins his new job at a company in space as a garbage man. He drives his superior Chidori crazy as he makes the problems worse by blowing everything up.

Mezzo Days: Seiji awakes to find fiesty Mikura as his right hand. They now work as a team and take on dangerous jobs.

Azumangaman
06-22-2006, 08:54 PM
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Wiseguy said:
AzuMADLAX: Yomi is an assassin, Osaka likes Melon Bread and Red heated tables. Their paths shall cross.


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Every title here is hillarious, but that one wins.
As for me:

Fullmetal Daioh: Chiyo lost and arm and a leg. Osaka lost her whole body. They want them back.

His and Her Samurai : In this tragic tale, watch Yukino and the people of Kanna fight Arima and the Bandits.

My Neighbour Gungrave : Does this even need an explanation?

Haibane Nine : In this dramatic OVA, watch the baseball teams of Princess Nine and Rakka's Angels /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif square off!

Kaleido Angel : Sora of Kaleido Star joins the Galaxy Angel crew (I might actually see this one /images/graemlins/catgirl0.gif /images/graemlins/catgirl0.gif)

That's all I got (I'll do my best to think of more!)

Mitsuki
06-22-2006, 08:59 PM
Some of these are kind of like playing Wheel of Fortune when they have "Before and After".

Here are some:
Neon Genesis Super Gals - Imagining what would happen if someone gave Ran an EVA is enough to break one's brain... and of course, if there's that, you must have Super Gals! Ayanami Rei for extra screwball factor. (Or maybe Mahou Shoujo Ayanami Rei would be better?)

Cowboy Captor Sakura: Sakura and Tomoyo are bounty hunters.

And who could forget Onegai HiME? Tate isn't sure who is sister is: Shiho, Mai, Mikoto etc. Or maybe Onegai (Koi) Kaze would be better. Or Onegai Mother, the Evangelion version. /images/graemlins/devil.gif

And, while not an anime crossover... Alien 9, in which the girls are hunting the creature from the movie Alien...

nakimushi
06-22-2006, 11:23 PM
Princess Alien Nine - Yuri is recruited by the school principal to join a girls baseball team, but she suspects a darker purpose behind forming of the team. And what's up with these team hats?

HakugeiOu - Man imprisoned in the belly of a space whale returns to exact his revenge on those who betrayed him.

Perfect Blue Seed - Momiji is a pop-singer seemingly being stalked by a fan with godlike powers, Susano-o. After some strange occurrences Momiji starts to suspect she is losing her mind, or does she have an evil twin?

Wolf Hunter Robin - It might be a bit slow, but Sunrise/Bones will make it look nice.

Green Noir - Mireille, Kirika, Chloe and Altena are transfered to an all boys school in the mountains of Japan. If those boys thought Futaba was tough...

Animation Runner Kurumi - Uses her powers to fight the imperial army and get those keys to the off-shore inbetween shop.

Silent Munto - Yumemi is asked by Ganossa Maximillian to save his world, but does that mean she must sacrifice her own?

Onegai Martian Successor Arjuna - I admit it is a terrible name. I just wanted to try and get a show with Ichigo, Ruri, and Cindy all battling for the title of the loli-queen of sarcasm.

Devil Man Lady - Oh, wait. Never mind...

vtr9kvictor
06-22-2006, 11:33 PM
Card Captor Lina Inverse: Lina Inverse is a magical girl who accidently releases a set of powerful, ancient, magical cards and must retrieve them with the help of her dullard mascot Gourry while fending off the amorous advances of her friend Amelia who likes her just a little tooooo much...

itsuka
06-23-2006, 02:18 AM
My husband really wanted me to add:

Cardcaptor Onizuka

I admit it's something I'd pay money for /images/graemlins/happy.gif

populuxe
06-23-2006, 04:29 AM
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nakidasu said:
HakugeiOu - Man imprisoned in the belly of a space whale returns to exact his revenge on those who betrayed him.

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This one earns extra points for being not only an anime crossover, but a classic European literature crossover as well.

BluWacky
06-23-2006, 06:11 AM
Sousei no Aquarian Age - the adventures of a struggling wannabe pop star and the mysterious orgasmic mecha battles around him.

Hani-Hani and Clover - harem hijinks with meat-obsessed college students - moving insert songs by a variety of really annoying squeaky actresses!

Victorian Romance Enma Ai - it's Jigoku Shoujo in early 20th century England; can Ai overcome her class differences to horribly torture the people of London?

ACROSS Zero - Excel screams at plantlife a lot. Hyatt tries to pilot transforming mecha but nose-bleeds to death from the altitude.

Wolf's Reign - the Alexandrian empire through the eyes of wolves that shape-change by the power of Pythagorean geometry.

Glass no Kamen no Kantai - teenage girls acting ferociously at each other in space like they're French Revolutionaries; it can't fail!

Kyou Kara Gankutsuou! - Little did Yuri Shibuya know that he'd get flushed down a toilet into a futuristic Paris and turn into a blue-skinned manipulative bastard!

aquapermanence
06-23-2006, 10:49 AM
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nakidasu said:
HakugeiOu - Man imprisoned in the belly of a space whale returns to exact his revenge on those who betrayed him.

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This one earns extra points for being not only an anime crossover, but a classic European literature crossover as well.

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Melville was an American. Although Moby Dick was published in London first, it wouldn't be correct to call the novel European--any more so than it would be to call a Hollywood movie that premiered in Japan a Japanese movie.

Njr Scrawl
06-23-2006, 11:20 AM
Inu Ranma - When Ranma changes to Ranma-chan, Inu Yasha who has also fallen into a cursed well, in his world, changes to Ranma-kun. Sort of body swap series crossover.

Isuzu Inugami
06-23-2006, 12:48 PM
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aquapermanence said:

Melville was an American. Although Moby Dick was published in London first, it wouldn't be correct to call the novel European--any more so than it would be to call a Hollywood movie that premiered in Japan a Japanese movie.

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Ahhh, but you see, Melville was a New England writer, thereby clearly demonstrating his desire to be associated with Europe. Taken with 19th Century America's tendency to regard Europe as the source of all culture, Moby Dick is to all intents and purposes a European novel, just slightly displaced to the West. What's more when you take the planet's rotation into account, assuming a five to eight hour workday, Melville would have effectivly moved into the space occupied by Europe by the time he finished each day's writing.

aquapermanence
06-23-2006, 01:49 PM
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Shimauma said:
What's more when you take the planet's rotation into account, assuming a five to eight hour workday, Melville would have effectivly moved into the space occupied by Europe by the time he finished each day's writing.

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Unless you also take into account the movement of the Earth around the Sun during that same period--in which case Moby Dick was written in outer space! --as was The Count of Monte Cristo! The similarities are SHOCKING! /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

So long as we're going with references to classic literature, I've got one:

Future Detective Conan

Isuzu Inugami
06-23-2006, 02:45 PM
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aquapermanence said:
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Shimauma said:
What's more when you take the planet's rotation into account, assuming a five to eight hour workday, Melville would have effectivly moved into the space occupied by Europe by the time he finished each day's writing.

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Unless you also take into account the movement of the Earth around the Sun during that same period--in which case Moby Dick was written in outer space! --as was The Count of Monte Cristo!

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What? Oh you silly! If he wrote it in outer space, how would he breathe? Are you saying Melville was an alien?

Really, where do you come up with these arguments?

Squigie
06-23-2006, 02:53 PM
Serial Experiments Evangelion: Shinji is asked to pilot a giant robot he has never seen before to fight creatures code named the "Angels". Then things get really weird.

Ouran High School SOS Brigade: The Host Club discovers the dangers of accidentally trading one Haruhi for another.

Jubei Days: Jiyu wakes up one morning to find that her right hand has turned into the legendary Yagyu Jubei.

GTK: Great Teacher Kimura: Because there aren't enough emotionally traumatized Japanese high school girls.

Pokemon Nine: Borg are drill-type pokemon.

Neon Genesis Dokuro-chan: Because Gendo and most of the rest of the cast have it coming. Plus,

Kaworu: Your's is the existence that should continue. Please Kill me!
*Splat!*
Dokuro: Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!
Kaworu: Please kill me!
*Spalt!*
Dokuro: Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!

...and so on.

Helschadenfreude
06-23-2006, 03:12 PM
Eyeshield no Go : Where Hiruma is a gun toting ghost that forces Sena to culivate his blazing fast hand movements for go.

Spirit Of The Stage
06-23-2006, 03:36 PM
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Neon Genesis Dokuro-chan: Because Gendo and most of the rest of the cast have it coming. Plus,

Kaworu: Your's is the existence that should continue. Please Kill me!
*Splat!*
Dokuro: Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!
Kaworu: Please kill me!
*Spalt!*
Dokuro: Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!

...and so on.

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*laughs* That's the best one yet. Just add the words Dokoru-chan to the end of any series you want any of the characters kills ad infinitum...

Gunslinger Dokuru-chan

Jean: Hi, I'm a heartless bastard who smacks around the most innocent of the girls...*SPLAT!*

Azumanga Dokuru-chan

Tomo: 'Wai, I'm so full of energy and I annoy Yomi just to the point of..'

*SPLAT*

Onegai Twins Dokoru-chan

Just the entire cast. *SPLAT*

vtr9kvictor
06-23-2006, 07:24 PM
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aquapermanence said:
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Mike Dungan said:
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nakidasu said:
HakugeiOu - Man imprisoned in the belly of a space whale returns to exact his revenge on those who betrayed him.

[/ QUOTE ]

This one earns extra points for being not only an anime crossover, but a classic European literature crossover as well.

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Melville was an American. Although Moby Dick was published in London first, it wouldn't be correct to call the novel European--any more so than it would be to call a Hollywood movie that premiered in Japan a Japanese movie.

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Melville is overrated. Seriously have you ever actually read Moby Dick? I'd prefer to spend a week watching Debutante Detective Corps over and over again until I kill myself than contemplate the POSSIBILITY of reading that crap again.

vtr9kvictor
06-23-2006, 07:25 PM
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Squigie said:

GTK: Great Teacher Kimura: Because there aren't enough emotionally traumatized Japanese high school girls.

Neon Genesis Dokuro-chan: Because Gendo and most of the rest of the cast have it coming. Plus,

Kaworu: Your's is the existence that should continue. Please Kill me!
*Splat!*
Dokuro: Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!
Kaworu: Please kill me!
*Spalt!*
Dokuro: Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!

...and so on.

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SERIOUS WIN!!!!

Kiggy
06-23-2006, 09:21 PM
You all crack me up! /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

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Melville is overrated. Seriously have you ever actually read Moby Dick? I'd prefer to spend a week watching Debutante Detective Corps over and over again until I kill myself than contemplate the POSSIBILITY of reading that crap again.

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Martialstax was referring to Dumas's Count of Montecristo.

I think...

populuxe
06-23-2006, 10:51 PM
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You all crack me up! /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

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Melville is overrated. Seriously have you ever actually read Moby Dick? I'd prefer to spend a week watching Debutante Detective Corps over and over again until I kill myself than contemplate the POSSIBILITY of reading that crap again.

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Martialstax was referring to Dumas's Count of Montecristo.

I think...

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I was referring to both. The original crossover was HaukugeiOu.

CrazyAsano
06-23-2006, 11:46 PM
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You all crack me up! /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

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vtr9kvictor said:

Melville is overrated. Seriously have you ever actually read Moby Dick? I'd prefer to spend a week watching Debutante Detective Corps over and over again until I kill myself than contemplate the POSSIBILITY of reading that crap again.

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Martialstax was referring to Dumas's Count of Montecristo.

I think...

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Just because you dislike the Count of Monte Cristo is no reason to insult the author's intelligence.

populuxe
06-24-2006, 12:13 AM
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You all crack me up! /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

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Melville is overrated. Seriously have you ever actually read Moby Dick? I'd prefer to spend a week watching Debutante Detective Corps over and over again until I kill myself than contemplate the POSSIBILITY of reading that crap again.

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Martialstax was referring to Dumas's Count of Montecristo.

I think...

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Just because you dislike the Count of Monte Cristo is no reason to insult the author's intelligence.

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What? Where did this come from? Who's intelligence is being insulted? Melville's? Dumas'? Mine?

vtr9kvictor
06-24-2006, 05:32 AM
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You all crack me up! /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

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Melville is overrated. Seriously have you ever actually read Moby Dick? I'd prefer to spend a week watching Debutante Detective Corps over and over again until I kill myself than contemplate the POSSIBILITY of reading that crap again.

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Martialstax was referring to Dumas's Count of Montecristo.

I think...

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Just because you dislike the Count of Monte Cristo is no reason to insult the author's intelligence.

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Wasn't insulting his intelligence, just his writing ability. Also, never read Monte Cristo, I read Moby Dick. I thought I made this clear but I guess not. In fact, the anime Moby Dick I found to be marginal at best (though I admit to only seeing the first volume and concede that it may get better later), the only form of Moby Dick I have found that I ever liked was Star Trek 2 The Wrath of Kahn.

Kiggy
06-24-2006, 08:47 AM
Back on tropic, I mean, topic:

Rozen Gals! - Ran, Aya, Miyu and Sayo are dolls that keep hounding Jun into buying accessories for them online, while also battling the dark forces of the Mami and Harue dolls.

CrazyAsano
06-24-2006, 09:42 AM
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What? Where did this come from? Who's intelligence is being insulted? Melville's? Dumas'? Mine?

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The guy you're calling a dumas. Duh.

Vicserr
06-24-2006, 11:28 AM
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What? Where did this come from? Who's intelligence is being insulted? Melville's? Dumas'? Mine?

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The guy you're calling a dumas. Duh.

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you were talking about Melville, right?. PsychoRabbit it's the one that proclaims to the world that Dumas was a Hack, if my memory serves me right /images/graemlins/stunned1.gif

populuxe
06-24-2006, 12:06 PM
Getting this back on the real topic, anime crossovers that should never happen, I have some more.

New Fist of the Cardcaptor Kenshiro is a magical girl.

R.O.Diaoh the TV Yomi is Michelle, Sakaki is Maggie, Osaka is Anita, Chiyo is Hisami, Yukari is Nenene, Nyamo is Yomiko, Kagura is Junior, Kimura is Lee, and Tomo gets to live out her Fujiko fantasies as Nancy.

Njr Scrawl
06-24-2006, 01:59 PM
Hyper Mobius The Silent Mobius AMP force find themselves in the Hyper Police reality when Natsuki's attempt <span style='color:#dddddd;background:#dddddd'>to separate the monster &amp; human dimensions goes wrong.</span> They form their own police company to raise money to try &amp; find a solution, joined by Konno &amp; Fonne. A friendly series - though some clashes &amp; possible as both HP &amp; SM worlds have both come to be through similar circumstances.

Kellory
06-24-2006, 11:19 PM
Since Hentai is excluded, I thought I'd try coming up with some Hentai sounding names with just normal titles.

Love Lesson: While trying to get into Tokyo University, Keitaro goes off to manage an Inn turned apartment populated by 5 of his prep school teachers. Also visiting are his 2 "sisters" Naru and Mustumi.

Dear TwinS: The spinoff of the wildly successful Dear TeacherS, Maiku Kamishiro is trying to make it on his own in high school when a pair of DearS named Karen and Miina move in with him. Intent of winning his heart and becoming his slave, only 1 can win him and the loser will just be his sister.

Hand Maid Goddess: At only 1/6th size, can the Goddess Belldandy really make her master Kazuya happy? How will she be able to clean him and his apartment?

The last isnt really one, but I thought it kind of funny. My apologies if someone already has come up with it.

Samurai Moon: Join Samurai Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune as they defend Kanna village from the evil queen Beryl and her diabolical henchmen.

Chloe
06-29-2006, 08:45 PM
Sort of stolen from my own post in another thread:

GitS: Flash - Rookie member of Section 9 Motoko Kusanagi gets to investigate a series of kidnappings of foreigners at an amusement park while trying to work with her surly punk of a partner, Bateau.

Excel: A little Snow Fairy - Koshi Rikdo decides to revisit the 'cute little magical girl' genre in a new OVA.

vtr9kvictor
06-30-2006, 12:11 AM
Not sure if it is appropriate since it involves an anime and a movie, but this one struck me as funny:

Evangelion Busters: Fuyutski:"Are you tired of giant mutant hell beasts crushing your city? Are there not enough human genocide conspiracies in your country? If you said yes to these questions then call the professionals. Evangelion Busters. Our courteous and efficient staff is ready 24 hours a day to take your calls."

Misato:"Rei, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say 'YES!'"

Kaji:"I'm here with Asuka Sohryu, it seems the 15th Angel has been putting the moves on my would-be girlfriend. She says she's the 'Gatekeeper' that make any sense to you?"
Gendou:"Some, I'm here with SHinji, he says he's the 'Keymaster'."
Kaji:"Wonderful, we HAVE to get these two together."
Gendou:"I think that would be extraordinarily bad."

Gendou:"There's something VERY important I forgot to tell you. Don't eat the S2 engine. It would be bad."
Shinji:"I;m fuzzy on the whole 'good/bad' thing."

krelyan
06-30-2006, 05:54 PM
Rune Soldier Shinji: Genie, Melissa and Merrill whine about how useless Shinji is. Shinji agrees.

Steve_the_Talking_Pie
06-30-2006, 07:51 PM
Kizuna Orange Road: The real reason why Kyosuke, can't pick Madoka or Hikaru.

Scribble
06-30-2006, 09:43 PM
FLCL Delivery Service: On her thirteenth birthday, a young witch named Haruko travels to a quiet seaside town where she has to make a living for a year using only her magic. She starts a delivery service flying around on her boomstick, with her trusty black cat. Then the broomstick breaks so she replaces it with a scooter, and her cat dies so she replaces it with some local kid named Naota.

populuxe
06-30-2006, 10:02 PM
Elfen Lied ~ Enishi The touching story of the secret love affair between Kohta and the heartless but cute serial killer Lucy/Nyuu with a split personality, and the bevy of pretty girls that all move in with them. Nyuu is cute and loveable until she remembers she's Lucy and goes on a killing rampage to eliminate the competition.

Leon_Belmont
06-30-2006, 11:44 PM
His or Herserk

Caska was always top of her class, until a young lad named Griffith stole everything from her....including her heart. But all is not well. The reappearance of a delinquent dropout named Gatts causes Caska's heart to flutter. And as the relationship causes Griffith's grades to slip, he himself resorts to inappropriate relations with teachers to keep his status quo. Can Griffith fix his relationship with Caska, or will he sell his soul to the God High school football team to regain his status as top dog? Tune in next week to find out.

populuxe
07-01-2006, 08:18 PM
Steel Angel Onizuka Do I even have to explain why this is wrong on so many levels?

Suwako Moriya
07-01-2006, 08:36 PM
Strawberry Marshmallow Panic: I'm not even sure I should say anything. Except that Ana has even more reason to worry about Nobue.

Angel Princess or Sister Tales: Lose a pet, but gain a younger sister for the win!

Tsukihime: Stay/Night: This ends with <span style='color:#dddddd;background:#dddddd'>Arcreid and Saber as a yuri couple arguing over who gets to abandon the other forever.</span> That's marked for a reason.

Futaba-chan
07-01-2006, 08:41 PM
Yamato Takkyubin -- a 13-year-old witch must make her way in the big city with the help of an enormous space battleship.

Fujioka Haruhi no Yuutsu -- Haruhi is bored, and uninterested in normal students. She also has the power to warp reality. So she warps the boys in her class into a reverse harem....

Tenshi Muyo -- Setsuna accidentally frees a demon from the cave at the shrine that his family runs, who turns out to be his sister, and the two fall in love.

Onee-nii-sama E -- By day, she's an elegant fellow student of our heroine's, but when the sun goes down, she turns into the mysterious older brother to whom our heroine addresses her letters. Together, the two must fight, using the ancient magical mecha handed down for generations through her family....

Aa! Megami-sama ga Miteru -- All of the other catholic schoolgirls have happy three-way lesbian relationships with their soeurs, but not our heroine. When she calls the "goddess hotline" to wish for a girlfriend of her own, the Goddess Herself grants her wish, and falls in love with her....

I! My! Me! Strawberry Panic -- There is a hill containing three schools full of crossdressing boys, known for "yaoi couplings"...

Get Backer Robo

Kannazuki no Asagiri no Miko

Ai Yori Aoshi Densetsu Wedding Peach

Magic Knight Ray: the Animation

Serial Experiments Lamune

Hana no Ko Ranma

Higurashi no NAku Kurumi

Evangelion Sanctuary

Rozen Maiden of Versailles

NieA Macross 7 -- Silly anime crossovers are useless! Listen to my SOOOOOOOONG!

Suwako Moriya
07-01-2006, 08:46 PM
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Futaba-chan said:
Kannazuki no Asagiri no Miko

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*Pre-orders volume 1* Now I just have to wait about 1,000 years for this.

fantasydewdrop
07-02-2006, 09:40 AM
Gravitational Singer Onizuka - Onizuka wants to be really popular with the ladies, so he decides to become a pop star. He also pretends to be either gay or bi to further strengthen his female fanbase. But then, one night he meets a mysterious writer with an attitude, and this encounter changes everything....

Njr Scrawl
07-02-2006, 11:36 AM
Motokomatic - The adventures of Motoko Kusanagi when she was a girl, in her first "shell". As a maid...


Animation Runner Harlock - a story of pirating anime, &amp; 1 man's conscience /images/graemlins/devil.gif

Dagger
07-02-2006, 12:19 PM
Strawberry Banana Marshmallow Fish - "Vice City: New York in the 1980s... Nature made Chika Itoh beautiful; nuture made her a cold ruthless killer. A runaway brought up as the adopted heir and sex toy of crime lord "Mama" Miu Matsuoka, Chika, now at the rebellious age of 12, forsakes the kingdom held out by the devil who raised her. But the hideous secret that drove Chika's older sister mad has suddenly fallen into Mama's insatiably ambitious hands--and it's exactly the wrong time for Ana Coppola, a pure-hearted young transfer student from Japan, to make Chika Itoh's acquaintence..."

EDIT: My thanks to He Who Has Many Names. /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

Suwako Moriya
07-02-2006, 12:21 PM
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Dagger said:
[how old are the Strawberry Marshmallow girls, anyway?]

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Chika and Miu are 12. Anna and Matsuri are 11. Nobue is 16 in the manga and 20 in the anime.

populuxe
07-02-2006, 12:31 PM
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Dagger said:
Strawberry Banana Marshmallow Fish

[/ QUOTE ] For the win!

Zalis
07-02-2006, 03:55 PM
I confess, I joined these forums just so I could reply to this post:
Amaenaideyo!! Gatsu!! -- clash between rival Buddhist sects settled by a lone warrior with a large...sword, who gains tremendous strength when he sees naked women.
Fullmetal wo Sagashite -- Al's bittersweet search for Ed begins.
Steel Angel Haruhi - with "sisters" Mikuru and Yuuki
The Melancholy of Haruhara Haruko -- would be stranger than its parent series
Shamanic Sister Princess - Chikage's magical adventures before she lived with Wataru.
Eiken Lied - perfect fusion of violence and fanservice (though I imagine someone's mentioned this already)
Okusama wa Joshikousei -- the "Polygamy version" with six wives of various personalities.
Full Metal Pretear -- fighting the princess of disaster with mecha this time!
Knights of Lamune -- knights hang out in coastal towns with their childhood friends.
PiaNoir -- Miu and Yuuki become an unstoppable junior-high girl assassin team.
NieA_6/17 -- she acts like she's 6 most of the time anyway!
Seraphim Catgirl Nuku Nuku -- the Angel version!
RenmeiPhon -- The citizens of Glie never questioned their apparent isolation from the world, but one day, Rakka gets curious and discovers that mysterious Aliens called Mu have been holding Glie in a mysterious bubble. Let the mecha battles begin!
Futakoi Kaze: Twincest galore!
RECord of Lodoss War -- sidestory of Parn and Deedlit's tender romance
PeachSlinger Girl -- throwing fruit and vicious insults instead of shooting bullets
Chromartie High School Rumbling Hearts -- the fusion of comedy and tragedy with utter randomness
Neon Ghost Stories Evangelion -- In ADV's 12th re-release of the series, the "We've got all the extras, this is the last and ultimate one, really /images/graemlins/wink.gif" edition, Shinji becomes a pimp thanks to a wacky parody dub.
Key The FullMetal Idol
Marmalade Boys Be... now if this doesn't sound like BL/yaoi, I don't know what does
Outlaw Star -- Melfina's search for fame at the galactic Big Top.
(the sad thing is that I put together several pages of this while trying to get my activation e-mail to work...)

vtr9kvictor
07-02-2006, 08:35 PM
Inspired by this fanart:
http://www.asuka-langley-sohryu.com/asuka/src/1151881601803.jpg

Urusei Evangelion : Asuka Langley is the princess of an alien race called Angels who came to Earth to conquer it. It is decided that if randomly chosen SHinji Ikari can defeat Asuka in a game of TAG then Earth will be spared. But how can Shinji defeat a girl who can FLY and SHOOT BOLTS OF ELECTRICITY at will? To say nothing of the giant red super-robot she brought with her....

lilgumba
07-02-2006, 11:08 PM
Hello Gatts! - A story of a lone warrior who travels the world with is trusty sword to stop the evil forces of Hello Kitty, Keropi, and Pochacco.

jmarken
07-03-2006, 09:13 AM
Esacflowne nochi Guu: The Destiny Prognostication Engine has NO CHANCE.

Please Save my Pet Shop of Horrors: A group of aliens sent to observe Earth end up re-incarnated as fantastic animals in a Chinatown pet shop. The people who adopt them *really* regret it.

Mononoke Blitz Tactics: Can humans live in harmony with nature, or is it all just a bunch of panty shots?

Now and Then, Here and Totoro: Two young girls move to the country with their father, where they encounter a forest spirit who occasionally helps and befriends them, and occasionally enslaves and kills them.

Those who Hunt Roujin Zs: Three people and a tank are transported to another world where, in order to find the fragments of the spell that will send them back, they must strip geriatric men being cared for by machines which develop minds of their own.

inu-liger
07-04-2006, 01:06 AM
Évamon - The stories of the confused boy Ash, the enigmatic girl May/Mei, and the Pokegelions they pilot. Need I say more?

Chloe
07-06-2006, 04:17 PM
Urusei Yatsura Under Arrest! - Natsumi and Miyuki get trasfered to Tomobiki Station. Ataru immediately starts a crime wave...

Kino's Patlabor - Hermes gets a MAJOR upgrade...

Mezzo Delivery Service - Tough girl Mikura moves to a sleepy seaside town to open her own business. Will her customers survive?

aquapermanence
07-08-2006, 11:57 AM
You're Under My ex-Goddess - when motorcyclist Keiichi dials a wrong number, the Goddess Hotline sends him a new partner, Belldandy, who gives up her powers to fight crime with him on the computer-controlled streets of near-future Japan.

Jubei-chan the Ninja Girl: A Surgeon with the Hands of God - the only question is, who would direct?

DocWatson
07-09-2006, 09:39 AM
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aquapermanence said:
b]Jubei-chan the Ninja Girl: A Surgeon with the Hands of God[/b] - the only question is, who would direct?

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And would you want to go under her knife, considering it will probably be a katana?

StudioZEL
07-09-2006, 11:30 AM
Darn, some of the ideas I had have already been done. :-P

But for fun here goes!

The Irresponsible Captain Tsubasa - Captain Tsubasa must lead his team to victory!... assuming he doesn't try to run away first! ^^

Bo bobo bo bobo-kemon - The touching story of Ash as he tries to catch every last monster with his nose-hairs!

Full Metal Doki Doki Panic - ... no comment! ^^

The Melancholy of Eikichi Onizuka - Onizuka is a GOD, he just doesn't know it! /images/graemlins/knowital.gif

Slayers ROYAL Space Force: The Wings of Goru'n Nova .... ^^;;

And lastly...

Puni Puni Pani Poni Dash!! - ... please don't make me explain this one. Please?

Dagger
07-10-2006, 12:30 PM
Fool-sama ga Miteru ~ Haru: Layla has become Rosa Chinensis, but her relationship with her unlikely petit souer, Sora, is still rocky. To make things worse, Layla's possessive cousin, May, has appeared on the scene and seems determined to steal away Layla's affections. And this year, Sora will have to choose her own petit soeur. Can Rosetta Passel win her over?

Squigie
07-10-2006, 04:27 PM
The Melancholy of Hardo Gei: "Asahina-san, if I'm ruined for marriage, will you take me?"

Ok, so it's a anime-live action crossover, but it's not the first. <span style='color:#dddddd;background:#dddddd'> And there was that cosplayer in episode 12... </span>

ape2020
07-10-2006, 06:59 PM
Gokudo: Slayers Extraordinaire- Gokudo is the perfect adventurer. Reckless, greedy, and ambitious, he's only after two things: all the money and hot babes in the world, of course! Meets his match in the reckless, greedy, and hot-tempered uber poweriful Lina Inverse. How long can they co-exist before magics so powerful and dangerous are released.

eX-Teacher - Sensei Tanizaki Yukari fired from her last job as a high school English teacher. Cons her way into getting a position as an eX-Driver. Authorized to drive fast, drive recklessly, and hunt down malfunctioning AI-controlled cars that endanger the populace, this out of control momma is set loose. Watch as Toyko is leveled again and again as if Godizilla himself came visiting.

-chimp1010

aquapermanence
07-11-2006, 12:40 AM
Super Dimensional Orange Road the Movie: Do You Want To Remember That Day? - psychic ace pilot Kasuga Kyosuke transfers to the recently completed space fortress Macross just as war breaks out with an alien race! Now he must battle wave after wave of enemy invaders while simultaneously juggling two love interests: Hikaru the obsessive bridge officer, and Madoka the up-and-coming idol star! Will the Earth be destroyed by the scheming Komatsu and Hatta who seek the legendary Porno-culture, or will the passions of Ushio and Umao save the universe? Will someone who deserves it finally get slapped?? Find out! Maybe someday! There are licensing issues! Also,

Super Dimensional Orange Road - Flashback Summer's Beginning 2012 - Kyosuke's Valkyrie is lost in a time warp while on a recon mission--sending him back to that fateful day years ago! Can he fix the mistakes of the past to save the future, or will it all just be a bunch of singing and rehash? Possibly both! Furthermore--

Kimagure Orange Robotech - in this English language adaptation, the three classic Pierrot sci-fi war stories Super Dimensional Orange Road, Genesis Creamer Mami, and Southern Touch are combined into an epic 185-episode series with new music and lots of name changes!

Puppet Master
07-11-2006, 12:42 AM
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Chimp1010 said:
Gokudo: Slayers Extraordinaire- Gokudo is the perfect adventurer. Reckless, greedy, and ambitious, he's only after two things: all the money and hot babes in the world, of course! Meets his match in the reckless, greedy, and hot-tempered uber poweriful Lina Inverse. How long can they co-exist before magics so powerful and dangerous are released.

-chimp1010

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I'd honestly like to see that. /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

aquapermanence
07-15-2006, 01:05 AM
City Hunter Robin - because "XYZ" isn't just a nickname--it's a sign of the Craft.

She and Her Ultimate Weapon - a short film by director Makoto Shinkai, told entirely from the point of view of the Ultimate Weapon.

Mateo_home
07-20-2006, 04:11 PM
Pokemon/STAY NIGHT The masters keep thier servants in Pokeballs, and it would turn out something like this:

Shirou: SABER! I CHOOSE YOU!
Saber: Se-Baa
Rin: GO GET 'EM! ARCHER!
Archer: AaChaa

Magical Puffball Lyrical Kirby or Hoshi no Nanoha I dunno, I just want to see these two together in the same universe. Fate and Metaknight= /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kiggy
07-20-2006, 10:22 PM
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aquapermanence said:
Super Dimensional Orange Road the Movie: Do You Want To Remember That Day? - psychic ace pilot Kasuga Kyosuke transfers to the recently completed space fortress Macross just as war breaks out with an alien race! Now he must battle wave after wave of enemy invaders while simultaneously juggling two love interests: Hikaru the obsessive bridge officer, and Madoka the up-and-coming idol star! Will the Earth be destroyed by the scheming Komatsu and Hatta who seek the legendary Porno-culture, or will the passions of Ushio and Umao save the universe? Will someone who deserves it finally get slapped?? Find out! Maybe someday! There are licensing issues! Also,

Super Dimensional Orange Road - Flashback Summer's Beginning 2012 - Kyosuke's Valkyrie is lost in a time warp while on a recon mission--sending him back to that fateful day years ago! Can he fix the mistakes of the past to save the future, or will it all just be a bunch of singing and rehash? Possibly both! Furthermore--

Kimagure Orange Robotech - in this English language adaptation, the three classic Pierrot sci-fi war stories Super Dimensional Orange Road, Genesis Creamer Mami, and Southern Touch are combined into an epic 185-episode series with new music and lots of name changes!

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YOU WIN THE INTARWEB!!!!!

aquapermanence
07-21-2006, 10:23 AM
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YOU WIN THE INTARWEB!!!!!

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Well, I guess I'll make space on my mantle, then.

Perhaps a Matsumoto theme today?

xxxHarlock - Captain Harlock would be an average space pirate--except he's constantly followed by ghosts and spirits. Now, Harlock has been hired by the Space Witch Yuuko to placate and exorcise the demons of the universe using his unique personality and/or the giant cannons of his custom warship.

Night on the Galaxy Railways - on a quest to discover the circumstances of his brother's disappearance, anthropomorphic cat Manabu enlists with the space forces and embarks upon a somber, existential journey.

Don't Leave Me Alone, Space Battleship Yamato - in order to win her affections, reclusive inventor Techno tries to convince the Space Battleship Yamato that he built her and she belongs to him.

Wasabi
07-22-2006, 12:35 AM
Salior Moon Seed Destiny (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/johnnydynamis/smsd.jpg) &lt;- I think you can imagine what this picture I linked to could be. Don't say I didn't warn you.

mk2000
07-22-2006, 02:16 PM
Maybe somebody already said this, but this probably closely resembles an actual brainstorm session of a Japanese anime company... /images/graemlins/knowital.gif

ic14
07-22-2006, 03:26 PM
Damn our secret is out.

Yes, me and Mike (and indeed most of the mods) actually work for Gainax. We are looking forward to working on some of your ideas, and exploiting any potenial merchandising opportunities.

aquapermanence
08-22-2006, 09:42 AM
Turn-Area 88 - a handful of optimistic youths arrive on Earth from the Moon only to discover that they've been tricked into enlisting in the army! Now they are forced to fight in Earth's civil war using a variety of giant robots until they serve out their contracts--or die.

fractured78
08-22-2006, 01:24 PM
Hello Kitty and Gantz
Hello Kitty and her Sanrio friends get transported by Gantz. Hello Kitty and Kishimoto hit it off and make Kei jealous. A bloodbath ensues.

Ghost in the Fruits Basket
Section 9 pursues a case to understand the byzantine powerhouse that is House Sohma. It's cyborgs vs. zodiac characters until Tohru and Motoko meet. Tohru lulls Motoko with onigiri and understands the loneliness and pain in Motoko's heart. Motoko cries and gives up her job at Section 9 to become a martial arts instructor who regularly beats up Sugure regularly for his clumsy romantic advances and tries to protect Tohru from the dark plots of the Sohmas. Batou watches this all and explodes.

Haibane Gungrave
<span style='color:#dddddd;background:#dddddd'>Harry and Brandon meet Rakka after dying. She attempts to guide them to heaven as they try to destroy each other. </span>The town of Glie goes to ruin.

Zone of the SuperGALS: Dolores
Dolores meets Ran. A Gal contest ensues. James attempts to bring the Gals together with the Tan Girls and Mami's gang so they can all be one happy family.

[b]eX-MadLax[b]
Your classic cars with girls with guns show. Did I mention the cars are brown?

ayareiko
08-23-2006, 03:22 AM
Akane Higurashi no <font color="red">Na</font>ku Koro ni = Akane-chan gets revenge on <span style='color:#dddddd;background:#dddddd'>Miyu, Alyssa, </span>and anyone else who gets in her way.

mrgazpacho
08-23-2006, 08:12 AM
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eX-MadLax
Your classic cars with girls with guns show. Did I mention the cars are brown?

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/images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif Ewww! What shape would they be? /images/graemlins/icon_rolleyes.gif

Isuzu Inugami
08-23-2006, 10:28 AM
Victorian Romance Enma Demure maid Enma Ai's budding relationship takes a turn for the worse when the young man pursuing her discovers her moonlighting job while surfing the web at midnight.

populuxe
08-23-2006, 10:51 AM
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Victorian Romance Enma Demure maid Enma Ai's budding relationship takes a turn for the worse when the young man pursuing her discovers her moonlighting job while surfing the web at midnight.

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BluWacky (http://forums.animeondvd.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=1371585&amp;page=0&amp;view=c ollapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1) beat you to it by two months.

Isuzu Inugami
08-23-2006, 10:54 AM
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Shimauma said:
Victorian Romance Enma Demure maid Enma Ai's budding relationship takes a turn for the worse when the young man pursuing her discovers her moonlighting job while surfing the web at midnight.

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BluWacky (http://forums.animeondvd.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=1371585&amp;page=0&amp;view=c ollapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1) beat you to it by two months.

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Dammit! I thought I was following this thread too!

Well, I think I know of a website where I can get my revenge on him! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Shsway
08-23-2006, 04:21 PM
You guys are all wonderful, sick geniuses. And I finally have a contribution!

Kodomo no Grapher - A spastic, "love love"/drama/action show about ace photographer, Saiga Sana, who is given the amazing ability (thanks to a juice-soaked kiss from the mysteriously pervy Tennouzu Akito), to make things go "BOOM!", when taking pictures with her trusty (and colorful), polaroid camera. Now the two are on the run, as Sana tries to protect her new best friend and natural enemy from others who have been similarly "blessed" with personality-related powers. Which doesn't mean that she can't stop every now and again to rap or sing about their adventures/twisted foes.

The Great Bear
08-24-2006, 09:25 AM
Patlabor Bravo -- the previously untold adventures of the members of the Second Unit, constantly taking baths, wearing skimpy outfits and eating bananas. Not a pretty sight...,

DocWatson
09-03-2006, 01:26 PM
GTO: Great Teachers Onna: Saori Shikijo (Mahoromatic), Shizuka Fujiyama (The Gokusen), Mizuki Yuzuriha and Tsuchiya-sensei (Slight Fever Syndrome), and Mako Domon (Madonna) join Mitsuka Yoshimine (DearS) on the faculty of Koharu High School. The male students rejoice (some of the female students join them), Mako blows her top at her fellow kyoshi's actions, and the male students rejoice further at her antics.

aquapermanence
10-02-2006, 12:26 AM
Please Hunt My Elves - Ritsuko, Airi, and Junpei have retrieved the magic spell that will send them back to Earth, but now they've been reincarnated into the bodies of high school students. To make matters worse, their elf comrade Celcia has been brought with them--in the body of an elementary-school brat. Now they must find not only each other, but the few elves existing in the human world who hold the spell fragments printed on their bodies that will restore their original forms. Will Junpei acknowledge the identity that's been revealed to him through his strange dreams? Will Celcia's magic wreak havok on Japan's underworld? Will Ritsuko even care? Find out in this thrilling six-episode story arc that doesn't really resolve anything, as usual!

Reno-chan
10-02-2006, 05:16 PM
I didn't read the entire thread...so hopefully this isn't a repeat.
Cromartie High School Host Club- The guys of Cromartie High entertain females with their "cultured ways." Mechazawa is in Kyouya's role.

vtr9kvictor
10-03-2006, 06:13 AM
Card Captor Robot Grendizer - Sakura Kinomoto is actually an alien princess on the run from an intergalactic conqueror who has enslaved her homeworld and killed nearly everyone she ever loved. Escaping to Earth, she hides the super powerful robot Card Captor Grendizer, the only force that can defeat the powerful Clow Beast mecha Emperor Eriol used to destory her home planet Tomoeda.

On Earth Sakura is relelntlessly pursued by Tomoyo Diadoji, former pilot of the Mazinger, who thinks that she is quite good enough thank you, to protect Earth on her own, but would kind of like to go out with Sakura some time and 'see what developes'. She also delights in causing Sakura no end of confusion by constantly repainting and redecorating Grendizer so that it looks like anything BUT a giant, nigh-indestrucible, weapon of war.

Further complicating things are Li Sharon, Li Meiling, and Touya Kinomoto (Sakura's long-lost elder brother who is hiding his identity from her), who pilot the mighty Getter Robo G who will eventually appear in a cross-over story to make even more money off the franchise.

Vicserr
10-03-2006, 10:22 AM
vtr9kvictor said:
Card Captor Robot Grendizer - Sakura Kinomoto is actually an alien princess on the run from an intergalactic conqueror who has enslaved her homeworld and killed nearly everyone she ever loved. Escaping to Earth, she hides the super powerful robot Card Captor Grendizer, the only force that can defeat the powerful Clow Beast mecha Emperor Eriol used to destory her home planet Tomoeda.
On Earth Sakura is relelntlessly pursued by Tomoyo Diadoji, former pilot of the Mazinger, who thinks that she is quite good enough thank you, to protect Earth on her own, but would kind of like to go out with Sakura some time and 'see what developes'. She also delights in causing Sakura no end of confusion by constantly repainting and redecorating Grendizer so that it looks like anything BUT a giant, nigh-indestrucible, weapon of war.
Further complicating things are Li Sharon, Li Meiling, and Touya Kinomoto (Sakura's long-lost elder brother who is hiding his identity from her), who pilot the mighty Getter Robo G who will eventually appear in a cross-over story to make even more money off the franchise.

Ouch. I don't know if I should laugh at this or get vtr9kvictor an appointment with a Kult of Kaiser Reeducation Camp for blasphemy ;) :P

aquapermanence
11-01-2006, 08:38 PM
Fushigi no Himitsu-den: Legend of the Mysterious Secret - In this classic mid-90's shoujo adventure series, a 14-year-old girl in search of her missing older brother is whisked off to an alternate world by a strange light from a recently-discovered treasured heirloom. There, she meets up with a group of rebel soldiers with a fantastic flying and/or submersible vehicle and varying levels of affection for her, a cute animal mascot, and a studious boy of roughly the same age with whom she might develop a romantic relationship, in between fleeing from demons and giant robots, and discovering her own holy powers as the successor of a ruined civilization. But her happiness and their love are endangered by the ambition of the king of an enemy nation, whose misguided ideals have brought about a war that will threaten the future of both worlds. In the middle of all of this is a secret--a secret so mysterious that it has become a legend, and whose power, if revealed, may mean the salvation or destruction of all.

Puppet Master
11-01-2006, 10:30 PM
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aquapermanence said:
Fushigi no Himitsu-den: Legend of the Mysterious Secret - In this classic mid-90's shoujo adventure series, a 14-year-old girl in search of her missing older brother is whisked off to an alternate world by a strange light from a recently-discovered treasured heirloom. There, she meets up with a group of rebel soldiers with a fantastic flying and/or submersible vehicle and varying levels of affection for her, a cute animal mascot, and a studious boy of roughly the same age with whom she might develop a romantic relationship, in between fleeing from demons and giant robots, and discovering her own holy powers as the successor of a ruined civilization. But her happiness and their love are endangered by the ambition of the king of an enemy nation, whose misguided ideals have brought about a war that will threaten the future of both worlds. In the middle of all of this is a secret--a secret so mysterious that it has become a legend, and whose power, if revealed, may mean the salvation or destruction of all.

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That's supposed to be a combination between Fushigi Yuugi(Yugi) and what else?

aquapermanence
11-01-2006, 11:34 PM
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Puppet Master said:
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aquapermanence said:
Fushigi no Himitsu-den: Legend of the Mysterious Secret

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That's supposed to be a combination between Fushigi Yuugi(Yugi) and what else?

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Fushigi Yugi, Nadia, Escaflowne, Rayearth, and Secret of Cerulean Sand. But I'm sure more can be added without much trouble.

The Great Bear
11-02-2006, 02:13 PM
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aquapermanence said:
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Puppet Master said:
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aquapermanence said:
Fushigi no Himitsu-den: Legend of the Mysterious Secret

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That's supposed to be a combination between Fushigi Yuugi(Yugi) and what else?

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Fushigi Yugi, Nadia, Escaflowne, Rayearth, and Secret of Cerulean Sand. But I'm sure more can be added without much trouble.

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I thought I saw the Legend of Himiko ANN listing (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=474) in there somewhere as well. Or it could just be that they all start to look alike after a while. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

aquapermanence
11-02-2006, 02:44 PM
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The Great Bear said:
I thought I saw the Legend of Himiko ANN listing (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=474) in there somewhere as well. Or it could just be that they all start to look alike after a while. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Haven't seen it, but with the number of different takes on the Himiko story out there, I wouldn't be surprised. That's pretty much why I left it open--Fushigi no Himitsu-den is meant to be something of a catch-all genre crush; its individual elements can come from any of several sources.

Isuzu Inugami
11-03-2006, 10:40 AM
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aquapermanence said:
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The Great Bear said:
I thought I saw the Legend of Himiko ANN listing (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=474) in there somewhere as well. Or it could just be that they all start to look alike after a while. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Haven't seen it, but with the number of different takes on the Himiko story out there, I wouldn't be surprised. That's pretty much why I left it open--Fushigi no Himitsu-den is meant to be something of a catch-all genre crush; its individual elements can come from any of several sources.

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Your problem with this one is it's all too easy to take it seriously. More like an anime crossover that will inevitably happen.

aquapermanence
11-03-2006, 10:33 PM
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Your problem with this one is it's all too easy to take it seriously. More like an anime crossover that will inevitably happen.

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Doesn't mean it should. That's why it goes in this thread. /images/graemlins/sdsmiley.gif

Here's another one:

Koi Kaze no Yojimbo - investigating a mysterious incident of fifteen years ago, George Kodama arrives in Kimujuku--where he meets his teenage sister Miyuki, whom he hasn't seen since she was an infant! Now George's consulting job at a mafia-run marriage agency is endangered by an underworld conspiracy, and his growing love for Miyuki threatens his status as a lodger at the local inn.

Bibulb
11-05-2006, 05:16 AM
One that I just came up with, for which I unfortunately can't come up with a good mash-up name.

Two clubs at a local college face off!

"We shall become the ultimate otaku - nay, the OTAKINGS!"
"Yeah, y'all have fun with that. We're gonna go watch some more Kujian, 'kay?"
"But you will witness - otakudom will sweep the globe, and will be looked upon as a dominant force in culture!"
"Yeah, like I said, y'all have fun going off and... you know, doing stuff."

One immediately swerves.

(Yeah, it's a one episode OAV at most...)

aquapermanence
11-05-2006, 07:53 AM
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Bibulb said:
One that I just came up with, for which I unfortunately can't come up with a good mash-up name.

Two clubs at a local college face off!

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Society for the Study of Graffiti of Modern Visual Otaku Generation

Bibulb
11-05-2006, 10:37 AM
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Society for the Study of Graffiti of Modern Visual Otaku Generation

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Nailed in one! Many thanks!

vtr9kvictor
11-05-2006, 09:54 PM
Has anyone suggested Ekichi Onizuka Vs. Kintaro "Goldenboy" Oe yet? It would be the ultimate battle to see who will stand and who will fall as Japan's Ultimate Pervert!

TnAdct1
01-13-2007, 01:10 PM
Reviving this thread with an idea that I had for a couple weeks:

Negima Daikon Brothers: It's the same Negima fun that appears in the manga, only with Negi and his Ministra Magi sporting shades (or, in Nodoka's case, a pair of red glasses) when in magic/Pactio action, various musical numbers, and appearances by a certain afro-sporting director who dresses like Lupin III.

PhilipReuben
01-13-2007, 01:36 PM
As a more specific variation, how many different things can Eiken be combined with?

Eikenshiken - The members of the Society for the Study of Modern Visual Culture struggle to fit into their little club room because of their massive breasts.

Rurouni Eikenshin - Kenshin doesn't kill anymore. He's too distracted by everyone's massive breasts.

Urus-eiken Yatsura - Lum's massive breasts are practically falling out of her tiger print bikini.

Turn-Eiken Gundam - War. Robots. Massive breasts.

Super Saiyajin Joshua
01-13-2007, 01:57 PM
As a more specific variation, how many different things can Eiken be combined with?

Eikenshiken - The members of the Society for the Study of Modern Visual Culture struggle to fit into their little club room because of their massive breasts.

Rurouni Eikenshin - Kenshin doesn't kill anymore. He's too distracted by everyone's massive breasts.

Urus-eiken Yatsura - Lum's massive breasts are practically falling out of her leopard print bikini.

Turn-Eiken Gundam - War. Robots. Massive breasts.

I'm sensing a pattern there. Can't quite put my boo...err finger on it.

aquapermanence
01-13-2007, 07:49 PM
Gokusen: Midnight Eye

He is My Master Keaton

Record of the Legend of the Secret Crest of the Five Blue Star Galactic War Stories

Redcoffin
01-13-2007, 11:20 PM
Record of the Legend of the Secret Crest of the Five Blue Star Galactic War Stories

Farewell, Record of the Legend of My Youth in the Valley of the Secret Crest of Five Blue Star Galactic War Stories of the Way We Were Here and There on the Celestial Railroad, in Space

Njr Scrawl
01-14-2007, 09:18 AM
Turn-Eiken Gundam - War. Robots. Massive breasts.

Done already. Div-Eiken Eve ;)

PhilipReuben
01-14-2007, 12:01 PM
Done already. Div-Eiken Eve ;)

An Eiken/Divergence Eve crossover would be amusingly redundant.

Some more:

Hokuto no Eiken - You (and your massive breasts) are already dead.

Yami no Matsueiken - Bishounen investigating spirits with massive breasts.

Graviteiken - Nobody pays any attention to the massive breasts.

Hakkeikenden - The massive breasts look totally different from episode to episode.

Pokeiken - Gotta catch 'em all... Massive breasts!

Suwako Moriya
01-14-2007, 12:07 PM
An Eiken/Divergence Eve crossover would be amusingly redundant.

I'm not even sure I'd want to see what the girls would look like in that series. Still you need to cross over Eiken with a series where the girls are known for being extremely flat-chested. That way it will be like matter meets anti-matter causing a huge explosion and maybe the end of the universe. :> In all seriousness, I wonder if I should be scared of this Eiken filled obsession of yours.

PhilipReuben
01-14-2007, 12:12 PM
Still you need to cross over Eiken with a series where the girls are known for being extremely flat-chested. That way it will be like matter meets anti-matter causing a huge explosion and maybe the end of the universe. :>

Rozen Meiken sounds right up your alley :D

In all seriousness, I wonder if I should be scared of this Eiken filled obsession of yours.

Yes. Yes you should. :)

The Great Bear
01-14-2007, 10:01 PM
Still you need to cross over Eiken with a series where the girls are known for being extremely flat-chested. That way it will be like matter meets anti-matter causing a huge explosion and maybe the end of the universe. :>

Kamicheiken: Well, Mitsue is almost there when they're at the beach, but Matsuri and everyone's favorite middle school goddess Yurie suddenly join her. Ninomiya suddenly gets inspired to give his calligraphy a more rounded appearance. Hijinks ensue.

Magical Nurse Witch Komugeiken: The shoe's on the other foot as Komugi suddenly becomes massive, while Koyori has been reduced to being a breadboard. What's disturbing is that the child actress (I forget her name) at Komugi's talent agency has become a FF. :frog:

Dagger
01-14-2007, 10:06 PM
Farewell, Record of the Legend of My Youth in the Valley of the Secret Crest of Five Blue Star Galactic War Stories of the Way We Were Here and There on the Celestial Railroad, in Space

I think you just broke my brain. O.O

Redcoffin
01-14-2007, 10:50 PM
Still you need to cross over Eiken with a series where the girls are known for being extremely flat-chested. That way it will be like matter meets anti-matter causing a huge explosion and maybe the end of the universe. :>
Rozen Meiken sounds right up your alley :D


Ichigo Mashimeiken? :sd:

Dagger
01-14-2007, 11:20 PM
Angelic Leiken, Koi Kazeiken, Texhnolyzeiken, Evangeleiken, RahXepheiken, Gungraveiken, Jubeiken-chan, Kiddy Greiken, Moon Phaseiken, Last Exileiken...

It's scarily easy. :sd:

TnAdct1
01-14-2007, 11:39 PM
Ichigo Mashimeiken?

...and I thought the original series/manga already had enough bits involving Miu being jealous about Ana's breast size.

fantasydewdrop
01-15-2007, 10:36 AM
An Eiken/Divergence Eve crossover would be amusingly redundant.

I'm not even sure I'd want to see what the girls would look like in that series. Still you need to cross over Eiken with a series where the girls are known for being extremely flat-chested. That way it will be like matter meets anti-matter causing a huge explosion and maybe the end of the universe. :> In all seriousness, I wonder if I should be scared of this Eiken filled obsession of yours.
Has anyone mentioned Card Captor Eiken yet? :P :(

Isuzu Inugami
01-15-2007, 10:44 AM
Farewell, Record of the Legend of My Youth in the Valley of the Secret Crest of Five Blue Star Galactic War Stories of the Way We Were Here and There on the Celestial Railroad, in Space

I think you just broke my brain. O.O

You can watch it and die happy--but it is 11,000 episodes long....

Suwako Moriya
01-15-2007, 10:49 AM
You can watch it and die happy--but it is 11,000 episodes long....

And yet despite that episode count some will throw a fit and demand the series be only eight volumes. :> Because we all know the more total episodes a series has the less volumes you should expect in total. :sd: Oh not that I'm hinting at anything here...

Bibulb
01-15-2007, 04:00 PM
Record of the Legend of the Secret Crest of the Five Blue Star Galactic War Stories

Dude, that's all, like, epic and stuff.

Although, it just needs a little bit of fanservice to draw in the ratings :

Mouse's Record of the Legend of the Secret Crest of the Five Blue Star Galactic War Stories

NOW we're talkin'!

Damo
01-16-2007, 10:48 AM
Haven't read through all of 'em so sorry for any duplicates

GAL force, Ran really hasn't done her homework, it's true she was whisked away to take part in an nillisitc interstalla war.

GALs Bravo - It's Super gals only with lots of nudity and panty shots.

My Princess 9, the baseball team suddenly find themselves with HiME powers.

YukiKoiKaze Rei fukai has a rather dubious relationship with his fighter plane

Kiddy Pair Flash the universe truly is doomed Kei and Yuri find themselves as full-powered ES members of the G.O.T.T.

Excel Tenchimuyo Saga, - the girls are out of food, - let's eat ryo-ohki :>

Hellsing-ellion - Sir Integra replaces Gendo Ikari at the head of Nerv, (who's Alucard?)

R.O.Initial.D - ...

R.O.D Crisis - "After dealing with Dokushensha the paper sisters take on the super-corp' Genom!

aquapermanence
01-16-2007, 12:53 PM
Rescue Party - Kazuki is an average high school student with a talent for helping others in need but no real direction in life. When his classmate Taishi ropes him in to attending a Lifesaver's Convention, Kazuki is smitten with the bravery and cameraderie of all these altruists who save lives for the love of the work. Kazuki decides that he too wants to be a lifesaver, and enlists the help of the technophile Taishi, who believes that he can conquer the world by saving it one person at a time--with a state-of-the-art helicopter! But Kazuki's first rescue ends in disaster, and despite doing everything by-the-book, he receives only scorn from experienced rescue fanatics, who know that it isn't how you save a life that matters, but that you save that life out of personal motivation. Kazuki rededicates himself to his passion for helping others, and decides to take on the rescue missions he knows he can do in his own way.

There's also a follow-up series, Rescue Party Convolution, but it's more about relationships and cute girls than lifesaving. Both shows are based on computer games by the same company that made the popular surgery simulator, Black Jack: To Heart.

Talyn
01-16-2007, 01:15 PM
Haven't read through all of 'em so sorry for any duplicates

GAL force, Ran really hasn't done her homework, it's true she was whisked away to take part in an nillisitc interstalla war.

GALs Bravo - It's Super gals only with lots of nudity and panty shots.

My Princess 9, the baseball team suddenly find themselves with HiME powers.

YukiKoiKaze Rei fukai has a rather dubious relationship with his fighter plane

Kiddy Pair Flash the universe truly is doomed Kei and Yuri find themselves as full-powered ES members of the G.O.T.T.

Excel Tenchimuyo Saga, - the girls are out of food, - let's eat ryo-ohki :>

Hellsing-ellion - Sir Integra replaces Gendo Ikari at the head of Nerv, (who's Alucard?)

R.O.Initial.D - ...

R.O.D Crisis - "After dealing with Dokushensha the paper sisters take on the super-corp' Genom!





:cry: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and having trouble typing this... This thread is a riot... I'm trying to think of something to contribute as well... maybe once I catch my breath...

Suwako Moriya
01-16-2007, 01:49 PM
There's also a follow-up series, Rescue Party Convolution, but it's more about relationships and cute girls than lifesaving. Both shows are based on computer games by the same company that made the popular surgery simulator, Black Jack: To Heart.

Bleh neither series compares to the best offering from the company which is Ultrawarerumaniac! It's just simply the most amazing series ever. Who knew that one guy wearing a mask with memory lost would be the best "Magical Girl" strategist ever? Of course there's plenty of romance for the girls and a mascot tiger for the young kids.

The Great Bear
01-16-2007, 02:57 PM
Fate/ Stay Pokemon Ash got really excited when he was told he could compete for the Holy Grail! But when his little friends started getting torn to pieces by Berserker and sliced apart by Lancer and Saber, he began to rethink his quest.
Plus he could never manage to squeeze Archer into one of those damn storage ball thingies.

Mateo_home
01-16-2007, 05:28 PM
Not quite an anime crossover but though it might be worth mentioning:

Snakes in Afro Samurai-After their close fight in a plane, one of the snakes leaves an egg in Afro Samurai's Afro and builds a nest. Now, the enemy lies within his very own hair. :P

Serial Experiments Nobue
01-16-2007, 09:28 PM
Someday's Witch Hunter
Yume Kikuchi begins training to become a Hunter only to later discover that she has to hunt herself.

NieA_17
Lonely Tsubasa's life changes forever when she discovers a crashed UFO at the local bathhouse, and after battling a monster now has an alien clone who builds junk UFOs and pesters her for bento.

Starship Girl Shinohara Miho
After meeting two small dinosaur fairies, Miho receives a pen and pad that bring her 1000 years into the future to pilot a spaceship and settle interplanetary contract disputes by competition.

The Great Bear
01-16-2007, 09:46 PM
I guess I'm inspired (or something) tonight:

(the thread is so long, sorry if someone has already suggested this one)
Hellsing ~MoonPhase~: Sir Integra and the Hellsing Foundation continue their never-ending battle against the forces of darkness and evil vampires. But Alucard has gone on sabbatical, and the new temp, Hazuki, seems more interesting in calling people her slaves and wearing cat-themed outfits than in battling evil.

TnAdct1
01-16-2007, 11:20 PM
Someday's Witch Hunter
Yume Kikuchi begins training to become a Hunter only to later discover that she has to hunt herself.

That idea definitely reminded me of this. (http://whrobin.at.infoseek.co.jp/robimanga_14.htm)

Damo
01-17-2007, 05:20 AM
F L C Helling, vampires keep coming out of Naota's head, Haru^2 takes the place of Ceres Victoria in battling them with the blessed base gutair.

Sentimental Kino’s Journey – Kino’s travels turn to tales of love, only Kino’s gender still remains strangely ambiguous

Gantz: a Tiny snow fairy - Kurono is tormented to play the games set by a tennis-ball sized black sphere which makes him kill little cute fairies.

Bottle Athletes – Little cute naive fairies take part in interstellar athletics competitions

Kiddy Grade travels, - Éclair and Lumiere take on the rolls of “observers” and travel the galaxy reporting back to the GOTT with whimsical philosophical stories

Cowboy Boogiepop – Cowboy bebop goes all dark twisted and headf**ky

Crest of the Starship operators – Jinto and Lafiel find the whole Abh / Humankind war was all part of some twisted reality TV game

something
01-17-2007, 05:29 AM
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - I don't really want to see any of the Jostars in Fate's barrier jacket =(

Although, come to think of it, I suddenly recall fanart that may have been just that (or similar)... oh christ don't tell me posting this just dredged that back into my memory.

populuxe
01-17-2007, 07:05 AM
I'm so proud of this thread. It refuses to die.

Keroro GALS Ran, Miyu and Aya are three frog-like aliens who have come to Earth to conquer Shibuya and do some shopping while they're at it.

Kerorozuki no Koi Kaze The innocent Natsuki is wooed by both her socially-inept but forthright brother Fuyuki and the clever and beautiful Koyuki, while they battle the Keronian invaders. Bonus points for being three crossovers in one.

Daniel_Perales
01-17-2007, 07:36 AM
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - I don't really want to see any of the Jostars in Fate's barrier jacket =(

Although, come to think of it, I suddenly recall fanart that may have been just that (or similar)... oh christ don't tell me posting this just dredged that back into my memory.

Magical Girl Lyrical Haruhi"

Imagine Haruhi having the power of Starlight Breaker at her disposal:

Haruhi: Kyon? Can you get this for me?
Kyon : Get it, yourself.
Haruhi: STARLIGHT BREAKER!!!!!!!


Danny

Damo
01-17-2007, 09:18 AM
Kannazuki No Kurumi - Saki finally gets her way with Kurumi as the steel angels take on the roles of lesbian shrine maidens destinied to destroy/save teh world.

.Hack//Noir - Mireille has to solve the mystery of why Kirika is unable to log out of a truly life and death virtual online action/shooter game.

Madlax:01, one her way to finally meet Margaret, Madlax is trapped inside an experimental military mecha.

Takato
01-17-2007, 09:37 AM
Loveless Hina Ritsuka must battle his way through the toughest catgirls of Tokyo U in order to solve the mystery of who killed his childhood brother-lover!

Howl's Moving Castle In The Sky Runaway orphans Sophie and Howl team up with the Witch Of The Waste and her pirate gang in order to find the legendary floating castle in the sky, Laputa, in order to use the powers of the fire demon Calcifer to lift the curse placed on Sophie by the Witch Of The Waste!

Perfect Sakura Sakura Kinimoto is tired of being a pop singer and desires to be an actress! But Sakura's relfection and Eriol Hirigizawa, a Sakura-obsessed otaku, both seeming to know every thought Sakura has, begins stalking her, driving her to the point of insanity! And Tomoyo finally gets to fulfill her secret desires to film Sakura in slutty movies!

Serial Experiments Nobue
01-17-2007, 05:37 PM
Someday's Witch Hunter
Yume Kikuchi begins training to become a Hunter only to later discover that she has to hunt herself.

That idea definitely reminded me of this. (http://whrobin.at.infoseek.co.jp/robimanga_14.htm)


That's great! :D

Did you see my post in the Japanese Voice Actors thread (http://www.animeondvd.com/forum/showpost.php?post/346422/) that also fits in with that subject?

jaylee
01-17-2007, 10:47 PM
.Hack//Noir - Mireille has to solve the mystery of why Kirika is unable to log out of a truly life and death virtual online action/shooter game.

wow. i would definitely watch this. and just imagine how awesome the soundtrack would be. O.O

The Great Bear
01-18-2007, 08:33 AM
Cowboy Champloo: The show itself is fairly cool, as Spike, Jet, Jin, and Mugen are bounty hunting samurai in the future. But the soundtrack is an awful mess, being a constant cacophonous clash between jazz and hip hop. But the hidden gem of the show is the catfight between Faye and Fuu in Ep.12! :D

Serial Experiments Nobue
01-18-2007, 10:45 AM
But the hidden gem of the show is the catfight between Faye and Fuu in Ep.12! :D

Fuu gets the advantage, since her little squirrel (forgot the name) keeps Faye distracted just long enough. ;) :D

haruhifan1200
01-18-2007, 10:56 AM
GunslingerGALS Ran, Miyu and Aya as cyborg assassins.
Eiken Renmei They don't grow wings, they grow breasts.
Elfen Kitty Traumatize your children.
Astro Boys Be... (1963) Classic story of a mechanical boy who is constantly trying to score with the ladies. In black and white.


This is one of the scariest anime crossovers I have ever heard of.

Damo
01-19-2007, 04:31 AM
Elfen Layer - 12-year-old Misaki Suzuhara has just gotten involved in Elfen Layer, a battling game using electronic dolls called Diclonius. Even as a newbie, Misaki shows an unnatural blood lust as the dolls tear each other limb from limb in the arena.

.hack//Madlax - another online life and death action shooter game, almost the same as .hack//Noir, but with different leads, a slightly different soundtrack and a more plot driven plot :P

Divergence Dash, MIT grad' Rebecca finds herslef transfered to the Watchers Nest where she must take on the roll as cadet instructor

Dylonius Funk
01-19-2007, 07:30 AM
This thread will never die, as it should be :D .

Eyeshield Negima An 11 year old football prodigy is given the test to earn his license to coach professional football; travel to Japan's Deimon High and win the championship. Unfortunately they neglected to tell him that Deimon is an all girls school. Now this plucky youngster must coach a successful team when his quarterback wants to kill him, his wide receiver wants to drink his blood, and the rest of the team just wants some "private lessons" with coach Negi.

The Great Bear
01-19-2007, 08:28 AM
Divergence Dash, MIT grad' Rebecca finds herslef transfered to the Watchers Nest where she must take on the roll as cadet instructor

But you forgot to mention that because of a freak accident in her final year at MIT, Rebecca, even though she hasn't hit puberty yet, has suddenly grown a pair of gigantic breasts. While this makes her fit in better with her trainee cadets, for some strange reason it really pisses off her new lab assistant, the android Kotoko.

Lego
01-19-2007, 08:39 AM
Great Teacher Bebop - Spike becomes a teacher at a local high school and is assigned to a class with unruly students while Jet runs a bike shop and Faye runs away because she doesn't think shes a great teacher.

The Great Bear
01-19-2007, 03:08 PM
Mikurumatic: I've basically seen too many pictures of Mikuru Asahina in a maid outfit. You can make up the show yourselves :P
Frankly, this show writes itself. Constant Mikuru fanservice. The problem? Managment decides to send agents to kill Suguru, but Mikuru is of no help, since she's a total klutz.

aquapermanence
01-22-2007, 12:03 AM
Risky Note - Apprentice Shinigami Risky has been sent to the human world to collect souls, but when he loses his assignment notebook, he doesn't know who's supposed to die anymore! As luck would have it, Risky's Note is discovered by bipolar genius high school student Light, who realizes its powers and decides to use it to create a perfect world. But his feelings of love and decency cause him to summon Apprentice Angel Safety, who shares Risky's body, and reverses the power of the Note. Now instead of becoming suicidal, Light's targets are full of vitality and self-assurance, and the world's police forces are increasingly faced with criminals who seem to fear not even death itself. In order to fulfill his dream of a perfect world, Light must harness his emotions to use the powers of both the Shinigami and Angel notes, all while keeping his grades up in school and avoiding becoming the prime suspect in history's strangest manic-depressive serial murder case.

Dylonius Funk
01-22-2007, 08:34 PM
BleRutoYuYuNoGoPieceYu-GiKingZ
Why? Because we can. And because you will watch. And a cookie to whoever gives the full titles for those shows in order.

Suwako Moriya
01-22-2007, 08:37 PM
Bleach, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hikaru no Go, One Peice, Yugioh, Bandit King (I think), Dragon Ball Z. Granted not the full names, but I figure those are the basic series. Still I'm not sure I want to know how that series will work. Although maybe you should take it a step father. Thrown in a mention to Detective Conan aka Case Closed. Then this new series will not only be long as heck, it will also never end.

Dylonius Funk
01-22-2007, 08:45 PM
Bleach, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hikaru no Go, One Peice, Yugioh, Bandit King (I think), Dragon Ball Z. Granted not the full names, but I figure those are the basic series. Still I'm not sure I want to know how that series will work. Although maybe you should take it a step father. Thrown in a mention to Detective Conan aka Case Closed. Then this new series will not only be long as heck, it will also never end.
Close, Shaman King is what we were looking for......Shaman King. And what makes you think we need Case Closed in there to make it a show that never ends. Heck it would go on so long we could get Emerson Lake and Palmer to do the OP.

Suwako Moriya
01-22-2007, 08:52 PM
Close, Shaman King is what we were looking for......Shaman King.

Ah darn it I was off by one title. As the Case Closed thing for some reason when I want to do the "It will never end" remark it comes to mind. Although granted there are probably better candidates for that remark.

KatsuhikoJinnai
01-25-2007, 03:05 PM
Rurouni Kenshiro - Deciding not to pass on the deadly Hokuto Shinken technique, Ken vows never to make another head explode... living under the guise of a clumsy, but well-intended, wanderer with a knack for finding trouble.

The Legend of Bubblegum Heaven - Priss Asagiri has long retired as a singer and boomer-killer... but soon finds herself strapping on her best set of leather pants once again to save the world... this time with her singing.

Oh... and:

Mezzo Piano: The Melody of a Tough Girl's Heart - Mikura Nomora takes on the most dangerous and difficult piano pieces... but lately she's been in a slump. She can't focus at all, and her crazy, noodle-obsessed piano teacher is making her feel like giving up on the piano all together...

aquapermanence
01-25-2007, 05:48 PM
Cromartie High School Host Club - Haruhi Kamiyama is an ordinary high school student who had the bad luck of enrolling in the worst high school around: Cromartie High! (To find out how, read the manga.) But if that wasn't bad enough, Haruhi becomes the target of bullies on the first day of school, just for being a transfer student from a middle-class family. Trying to escape from their torment and ridicule, Haruhi stumbles upon the Third Music Room, notorious hangout of the toughest badasses at Cromartie: Hokuto, the princely son of the school headmaster who seeks nothing but to rule with an iron fist, Freddie, the quiet, calculating type who is the true backbone of Cromartie's student economy, and the twins, Takenouchi and Fake Takenouchi, who are completely indistinguishable except for slight nuances in their behavior. Rounding out the group is Gori-sempai, the strong reliable type who is often seen carrying the much smaller and cuter Mechazawa Honey, who despite his appearance is one of Cromartie's top fighters. Hokuto, despite himself, becomes completely enamored with Haruhi, recognizing that despite appearances Haruhi is indeed an all-around genius badass who can lead Cromartie High's strongest to crush all challengers.

Chloe
01-25-2007, 06:58 PM
Nadia: The Secret of Blue Gender - Another Robotech splice job. The same old Nadia, up until the island epsiodes, when the Blue make their appearance and eat the entire cast.

...You know you want to see it. Take THAT, Veggie girl! :>

Dicrel Seijin
01-25-2007, 07:35 PM
Wicked City Hunter: A mash of Wicked City and City Hunter.... Oh, what, this is for stuff that you don't want to see right? :P

Ichitousen 100%: One day, two girls, Hakufu and Ryoumou, appear ready to fight over... you know this is harder than it looks.... :P

Devil Hunter Yamato Yoko, Starship Operator: A mash of Devil Hunter Yoko, Space Cruiser Yamato, Yamamoto Yohko, Starship Girl, and Starship Operators. Yoko, with her occult powers, is brought forward in time (to the future) to pilot Earth's last free spaceship in non-lethal space races against demon-piloted spaceships in an effort to free Earth from an invasion of demons in less than a year. The Earth watches its fate unfold as a reality show. Yeah, okay, this fits. :D

aquapermanence
01-25-2007, 07:36 PM
2x2 Eyes - In this half-length episodic comedy, Pai is the last member of an ancient race of Tibetan ninjas who has been sent to Japan to complete her training. But unbeknownst to Pai, she is actually the reincarnation of an Indian goddess who has been betrothed to the perverted ninja master Onsokumaru.

Akage-no-Zume - Anne Shirley is a red-headed orphan girl who has just been adopted into the Kifuuken, Japan's secret society of monster hunters. She was to be raised as an apprentice in the art of swordsmanship, but that all changes when it's discovered that her red braids contain the power of the Flesh Eaters and compel her to feed on human beings. Now Anne is on the run, being hunted by her adopted family and a mysterious organization that intends to harness the power of her monstrous hair.

Yukikaze the Negotiator - An advanced fighter plane is sent to the alien world known as Fairy to participate in hostage negotiations with the native JAM. But in order to gain the trust of the JAM, Yukikaze must endure merciless torture, including exposure to extreme heat and cold and having to travel great distances without refueling.

vtr9kvictor
01-26-2007, 01:05 AM
Okay, so I was going to say "The Melancholy of Eikichi Onizuka" but then I realized that you would really be altering the plot of GTO hardly at all - Onizuka would still manage to get himself out of improbably bad situations and Urumi would replace Kyon as "the straight man" and pseudo love interest.

Damo
01-26-2007, 04:07 AM
I, my me, strawberry marshmallow, - with all the pre-pubescent cross-dressing I sudder to think I really do...

Best Coyote Ragtime Council. Mister has escaped from prison and the tresure he seeks is burid beneath a high school, in order to get it he's got to contend with THE BEST student concil and their newest member, an inept girl with a puppet on her hand able to foil his every move.

Read or Daioh, Yomiko Readman takes over asa substitute teacher, where she teaches six girls with a whimsical outlook on life the art of Origami.

Dicrel Seijin
01-26-2007, 01:42 PM
I'm surprised no one's done this (imagine Don LaFontaine, the movie preview voice-over guy reading this)...

Trinty Blood+: the Last Vampire Hunter Miyu: In a world cloaked in darkness... a bumbling priest, who is more than he seems... a young woman, as cool as a killer can be... the half-human son of Dracula, wielding a demon possessed hand... a mysterious young girl shadowed always by her cloaked guardian-slave... they will come together in a clash of swords, guns, and magic... will any survive?

I picture a brief 5 minute intro of everyone, then a panning shot of all of them gathering. For next 90 minutes, I just picture a red screen; the sounds of gunfire, swords slashes, ambient eerie music, and the occasional girl's giggle; and then silence and a fade to black. :P

Isuzu Inugami
01-26-2007, 03:31 PM
Full Metal O Sagashite
Combat Specialist Mitsuki Sagara wants to be a great soldier so much that she refuses the operation that could cure her throat cancer for fear it will prevent her from shouting "MAGGOTS!" at new recruits with sufficient verve. Being a great soldier ought to be easy with bunnygirl death gods Chidori and Tessa helping her out, but will she ever be good enough to impress Eichi Gauron, her boyfriend in America?

There is also a spinoff series called Fuchemo, focusing on the comic aspects of throat cancer.

Njr Scrawl
01-27-2007, 10:03 AM
Dirty Noir. In a future gone very wrong, Mireille & Kirika are the "Deadly Angels". Government black ops hitwomen who work for "La Femme Nikita" type secret agency. No cost is too high if they succeed in their missions.

Er...perhaps wrong thread? :P

Damo
01-28-2007, 04:49 AM
Dirty Noir. In a future gone very wrong, Mireille & Kirika are the "Deadly Angels". Government black ops hitwomen who work for "La Femme Nikita" type secret agency. No cost is too high if they succeed in their missions.

Dirt Noir: Flash A franchise re-tredding in OVA form made several years after the original Dirty Noir, Alongside more fanservise Kirika and Mirreille's characters are now more off-cliter and they cause expanentially more collateral damage when on their missions.

// Edit // I love this thread , I nominate it for best thread of the year 2007 despite only being in January :)

aquapermanence
02-26-2007, 08:38 AM
Infinite Mobius - from original manga author Kia Asamiya and screenwriter Yousuke Kuroda, whose collaborations have included No Need for Steam Detectives and Quack Experimental Battleship Nadesico Saga, comes the story of a starship crewed entirely by high school students, lost in a spatial region infested by demons. Six beautiful young women who form the school's elite student leadership group, Zwei, take it upon themselves to pilot their classmates to safety through harsh distorted space, while also having to worry about rationing resources, quelling gang uprisings, and fighting off otherworldly hordes.

Suwako Moriya
02-26-2007, 02:33 PM
Chika a military specialist has been charged with an important task by her older sister and commanding officer Nobue. That task is to protect the young Ana from dangerous terrorists like Miu. Matsuri plays the role of Ana's close friend.

Yes Strawberry Marshmallow meets Full Metal Panic in a series that shall now be known as Strawberry Panic! Oh sorry, but I just had to do that. Hmm okay so the title is already taken. Fine then throw in some stuff about the girls being lesbians. :D

vtr9kvictor
03-29-2007, 02:27 AM
Inspired by the "switcheroo" thread:

Card Captor Yomiko: The Papermaster Yomiko Readman replaces Sakura Kinomoto as the hunter of the Clow Cards. You thought those little slips of paper were powerful before?

populuxe
03-29-2007, 02:27 AM
Kamichu Crisis: Onomichi 2040 After the great Shikoku Earthquake of 2032, Yurie, Mitsue, and Miko are recruited by Matsuri to become God Sabers, battling rogue gods created by the evil Godcon, using talismans written for them by Kanji.

Persoyomi-Chii Phase Hideki is a freelance photographer who finds and releases Chii, a cute vampire. Soon, the beautiful Yuzuki comes to reclaim Chii for her master, Count Minoru.

Best Student Daioh Osaka is welcomed into the Miyagami Academy Maximum Authority-Wielding Best Student Daioh by the beautiful and mysterious Daioh President, Sakaki. While Assault Squad member Tomo takes an immediate dislike to her, the rest accept her: Assault Squad Vice-President Kagura, Covert Squad Vice-President Yomi and the harried Treasurer Chiyo. The only thing they can't figure out is the weird orange cat-puppet Osaka is always carrying around with her.

nakimushi
08-12-2007, 10:02 PM
Sorry to resurrect this, but I just happened to watch both these shows consecutively this past week:

Bottle Fairy Yukikaze - Yukikaze is a sylph in the Fairy Air Force who happens to live in a bottle in the house of her sensei-san Lt. Fukai.

Yukikaze learns about Japanese culture from Lt. Fukai's next door neighbor Tama-chan, while also fighting the scourge of all those who live in jars: JAM.

Yukikaze's literal-mindedness and deeply suspicious nature lead to wacky but sometimes tragic misunderstandings in both her studies and her battle against the JAM invasion.

aquapermanence
08-13-2007, 12:08 PM
Bottle Fairy Yukikaze

:D Nice.

Hellsing Maid Team: Le Final - Taro Hellsing has just become the head of the Hellsing family and master of its gigantic estate. Little did he suspect that the house also came fully equipped with hundreds of cute vampire maids, ready and willing to do his bidding. Whether the assignment is to eliminate undead creatures of the night, cosplay at a doujinshi convention, or hold a baseball tournament to distribute next year's budget, their answer is always a resounding, "Yes, My Master."

Buckeye
08-13-2007, 01:37 PM
Gunslinger Girls Bravo

Giose is allergic to girls, but not with Henrietta, who is the only girl he seems to have a loving relationship with. On the other hand, fellow colleague Hilshire is allergic to guys, but loves to heckle other girls and will get his butt kicked by Triela every time, who has a bone to pick with her handler. The five girls are all sex dolls for the handlers.

Fushigi Yu-Gi-Oh (Already been said, but here is my version of it)

Miaka Yugi and Yui Kaiba are transported into the World of Egyptian Gods. There, the Egyptian kingdoms that worship Obelisk, Osiris (Slifer), and Ra. Miaka is transported to the Osiris kingdom (Osiris = Red = color of Suzaku) where its Pharaoh, Hotohori, assembles a deck for Miaka and to find the lost cards in order to summon Osiris to grant her three wishes. These seven cards are in the possession of the guardians of Osiris. However, Yui gets transported into the Obelisk kingdom (Obelisk = Blue = color of Seirryu) where the Pharaoh there, Nagato, does the same and is using Obelisk to gain world domination. Nagato, with his Millenium Rod, controls Yui to duel for him so that Obelisk can be summoned with his carefully-assembled deck. With that he can get Yui to grant him his wishes for world domination. Miaka goes around dueling everyone who might have the cards that are needed to summon Osiris with Tamahome, her alter-ego that is a spirit living inside of her who is called from her Millenium Puzzle, doing the dueling.

Samurai Champloo 7

Jin, Mugen, and Fuu are all peasant warriors sent out on a journey to seek the seven sunflower samurai who were once farmers themselves. Jin and Mugen vow to fight each other to the death, but not until the bandits are defeated on behalf of Fuu. They meet wierdos left and right on their journey to finding these samurai. Once the village is protected from the bandits trying to steal their rice, Jin and Mugen engage in a fight to the death.

World of Naru

Naru Nanasegawa is a half-human, half-alien high school girl who was sent to Earth from the Galaxy Federation. Naru is living with her guardian, Seta, and Haruka, the caretaker for her sister. Naru comes across Keitaro Urashima, who sees Naru's true identity as an alien. Keitaro's friends includes a UFO-obsessed fanatic, Su, and her childhood friend, Haitani. Keitaro and Naru get closer to each other as Keitaro pledges to keep Naru's identity a secret from everyone else. Naru has a younger sister, Mei, whose age is messed up due to the Urashima effect (named in honor of Keitaro's grandfather). Keitaro is studying to get into Tokyo U and is a huge fan of the anime series Magical Girl Liddo-chan.

Isuzu Inugami
08-13-2007, 03:51 PM
World of Naru

Naru Nanasegawa is a half-human, half-alien high school girl who was sent to Earth from the Galaxy Federation. Naru is living with her guardian, Seta, and Haruka, the caretaker for her sister. Naru comes across Keitaro Urashima, who sees Naru's true identity as an alien. Keitaro's friends includes a UFO-obsessed fanatic, Su, and her childhood friend, Haitani. Keitaro and Naru get closer to each other as Keitaro pledges to keep Naru's identity a secret from everyone else. Naru has a younger sister, Mei, whose age is messed up due to the Urashima effect (named in honor of Keitaro's grandfather). Keitaro is studying to get into Tokyo U and is a huge fan of the anime series Magical Girl Liddo-chan.

You neglected to mention how, as is the custom with her species, Naru expresses her affection for Keitaro with a love-tap to the stratosphere.