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garfank
05-19-2007, 12:48 PM
So if you watch Read or Die dubbed do you just have a stroke/heart attack, or is it something more subtle?

Terribly sorry.

Read or Die, dubbed rather than subbed. Get it? Oh my, I'm the only one that thought of that, aren't I?
touma
05-19-2007, 01:09 PM
Read or Die, dubbed rather than subbed. Get it?
No.
sedorna
05-19-2007, 01:22 PM
Read or Die, dubbed rather than subbed. Get it?
No.


Oooh, ooh, I do! I do! See, if you watched it subbed, you "read" it. However, if you watched it dubbed, you don't read it. If you don't read it, you die. Since it's either "read" (subbed) or "die" (dubbed.)

Though I suppose watching it raw would also lead one to die.
DanielJr
05-19-2007, 02:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHA... SHUT UP!!! [/Adam Sandler]
Raye
05-19-2007, 10:28 PM
It's been years since I watched the OAV and... *checks pulse* I'm still alive... I think.
Lego
05-19-2007, 10:57 PM
I really liked the TV series. The OVA was so so for me but I guess The Paper Sisters won me over. Still ranks as a great show in my book even with it getting a little wishy washy at times.
Dylonius Funk
05-20-2007, 01:12 AM
What if you watched it dubed but with the subtitle track on to compare the two? Would you be stuck halfway between life and death?
Suko-chan
05-20-2007, 06:58 AM
Or... how about horrible like this... Read Or Die (http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_1_29_2001_14_43_20/die_thumbnail.jpg2ED24C2A-EA1D-4DDB-ABD9B64A8CEE1B8F.jpgLarge.jpg).
You know... you can read or roll the...

nevermind :P
Lego
05-20-2007, 11:38 AM
The show would have to be called Read or Dye
Mark
05-23-2007, 05:27 PM
It all depends- if you read below 50 words per minute, the book blows up.
sedorna
05-23-2007, 08:42 PM
What if you watched it dubed but with the subtitle track on to compare the two? Would you be stuck halfway between life and death?

Or better yet, one of the undead.

Who knew becoming a zombie would be so easy?
garfank
05-23-2007, 11:42 PM
What if you watched it dubed but with the subtitle track on to compare the two? Would you be stuck halfway between life and death?

Or better yet, one of the undead.

Who knew becoming a zombie would be so easy?



Well, now I have a reason to grab the series from Netflix again. Go go BRAAAAAAIIIIIINZ!
Dylonius Funk
05-24-2007, 01:25 AM
What if you watched it dubed but with the subtitle track on to compare the two? Would you be stuck halfway between life and death?

Or better yet, one of the undead.

Who knew becoming a zombie would be so easy?


No because you would have to be dead first to be Undead. I suppose you could watch it dubbed first then quickly switch over to the subbed version so you could die then come back, thus becoming Undead. Maybe that's how the Lich King refuels the Armies of the Scourge.
JackProton
05-24-2007, 03:09 PM
It's been years since I watched the OAV and... *checks pulse* I'm still alive... I think.
You must have lent your copy to someone else. If you don't then one week later you get a visit from Miss Deep who steps out of your TV and...