View Full Version : Osaka Contemplation #3 - Hand Maid May
populuxe
06-05-2008, 08:40 PM
If Kazuya had a girl as awesome as Kasumi in his life, a girl who clearly likes him, then why did he feel compelled to create artificial women? I mean, I not complaining. If he hadn't, there wouldn't have been a May, Mami, Kei, or especially Sara (rowr). Still, it just doesn't make sense.
Don't make my brain hurt with your logic... I just want to enjoy that wonderful little series :p
Mr. Nail Bat
06-05-2008, 08:49 PM
If Kazuya had a girl as awesome as Kasumi in his life, a girl who clearly likes him, then why did he feel compelled to create artificial women? I mean, I not complaining. If he hadn't, there wouldn't have been a May, Mami, Kei, or especially Sara (rowr). Still, it just doesn't make sense.
Kazuya has a macro fetish?
The Great Bear
06-05-2008, 08:59 PM
I'm going to be obvious and go with "The Grass is Always Greener" theory.
No matter how "perfect" the human female in front of him, he'll always find something wrong. Therefore, only an artificial creation, one that has been "cured" of any and all defects, can attain perfection.
Yeah, I'm completely talking out of the part that shouldn't physically be able to talk. But it's the internet.
Hayate Kurogane
06-05-2008, 09:16 PM
If Kazuya had a girl as awesome as Kasumi in his life, a girl who clearly likes him, then why did he feel compelled to create artificial women? I mean, I not complaining. If he hadn't, there wouldn't have been a May, Mami, Kei, or especially Sara (rowr). Still, it just doesn't make sense.
Because, much like Lay's potato chips, he couldn't eat just one.
Because, much like Lay's potato chips, he couldn't eat just one.
So wrong. So very, very wrong.
The Great Bear
06-05-2008, 10:08 PM
Because, much like Lay's potato chips, he couldn't eat just one.
So wrong. So very, very wrong.
Considering the number of alternate reads and amount of innuendo in there, that was definitely so very, very wrong :P
TalonG4
06-06-2008, 08:04 AM
Yeah, but his future self creates them, who knows what happened to Kasumi? :(
Quarkboy
06-06-2008, 08:15 AM
Because, much like Lay's potato chips, he couldn't eat just one.
So wrong. So very, very wrong.
Well it's better than if it was pringles: "Once you pop (one) you just can't stop!"
Oh God. *brain implodes*
I <3 this thread... mainly because Hand Maid May is one of my all-time favorite series, but also because I really enjoy laughing this much.
Gatts
06-06-2008, 10:12 AM
No matter how "perfect" the human female in front of him, he'll always find something wrong. Therefore, only an artificial creation, one that has been "cured" of any and all defects, can attain perfection.
That would make sense if any of them were better than Kasumi. None of them are. :devil:
Sensuifu
06-06-2008, 10:36 AM
then why did he feel compelled to create artificial women?
he needed more convincing models with strong, electrical currents to jolt his libido. A talking squid just doesn't cut it.
BonifaceVIII
06-06-2008, 10:50 AM
I think it's more of a clothing thing. He thinks maid costumes are just better than hot pants with overalls which, while hot on Kasumi, went out of style when Pat Benatar dropped off the charts.
Mr. Nail Bat
06-06-2008, 11:07 AM
I think it's more of a clothing thing. He thinks maid costumes are just better than hot pants with overalls which, while hot on Kasumi, went out of style when Pat Benatar dropped off the charts.
So that's why Kasumi uses sex as a weapon.
BonifaceVIII
06-06-2008, 11:09 AM
I think it's more of a clothing thing. He thinks maid costumes are just better than hot pants with overalls which, while hot on Kasumi, went out of style when Pat Benatar dropped off the charts.
So that's why Kasumi uses sex as a weapon.
Love is a battlefield. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3XwU5kXHU)
The Great Bear
06-06-2008, 11:59 AM
No matter how "perfect" the human female in front of him, he'll always find something wrong. Therefore, only an artificial creation, one that has been "cured" of any and all defects, can attain perfection.
That would make sense if any of them were better than Kasumi. None of them are. :devil:
I didn't say he was any good at attaining perfection :P
And we don't know what his "ideal" is, to begin with :sweat:
What we can guess from the creations he has made…is that he needs help. Now.
martod
06-06-2008, 07:56 PM
The problem with kasumi is eventually she's going to commit the most horrible crime an anime girl can commit--enter her twenties. And if anime's taught us anything, it's that women over twenty are old ladies who can't do anything except drink and mope about their lost youth.
stfram
06-07-2008, 04:13 AM
So that's why Kasumi uses sex as a weapon.
Love is a battlefield. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3XwU5kXHU)[/QUOTE]
When Pat gets kicked out of her house, she has a t-shirt that appears to have Japanese writing on it...
I miss music videos.
populuxe
06-07-2008, 08:02 AM
That would make sense if any of them were better than Kasumi. None of them are. :devil:
See? This is what I'm saying. No matter how much fun the show is, the basic logic it's based on is flawed, because Kasumi is just too awesome a woman.
The Great Bear
06-07-2008, 08:42 AM
That would make sense if any of them were better than Kasumi. None of them are. :devil:
See? This is what I'm saying. No matter how much fun the show is, the basic logic it's based on is flawed, because Kasumi is just too awesome a woman.
You're asking for logic……in an anime? What a novel concept :sweat:
:P
ape2020
06-07-2008, 10:27 AM
That would make sense if any of them were better than Kasumi. None of them are. :devil:
See? This is what I'm saying. No matter how much fun the show is, the basic logic it's based on is flawed, because Kasumi is just too awesome a woman.
You're asking for logic……in an anime? What a novel concept :sweat:
:P
No its more an early sign of senility. :catgirl: :catgirl: :catgirl:
-ape2020
Gatts
06-11-2008, 02:29 PM
Okay, so I rewatched the series over the past few days and I still can't understand it. Kasumi is better in ever facet of everything than May or any of the other Cyberdolls. He should have just made an army of Kasumi clones and been done with it.
Or perhaps that's what he was aiming for with his creations, but he continuously failed.
Say, something happens to Kasumi in the future. I know an unthinkable idea, but it's the only thing I can think of. So he wants to recreate her for prosperity. But he can't do it, so he send the cyberdolls back into the past so that they can learn of Kasumi's perfection and return to give him additional information on what he has done wrong.
Or maybe he was building custom robots to other people's specifications, but didn't like how his dolls were being treated so he sent them to the past for sanctuary.
Sensuifu
06-11-2008, 03:12 PM
I think Kasumi was contemplating about the same dilemma. Sadly everything she did couldn't get through Kazuya. I'm guessing because Kasumi was too good of a girl to not take down May. That, or Kazuya just thought he wasn't compatible with Kasumi, with all his short circuits and stuff.
Fencedude
06-11-2008, 03:37 PM
If Kazuya had a girl as awesome as Kasumi in his life, a girl who clearly likes him, then why did he feel compelled to create artificial women? I mean, I not complaining. If he hadn't, there wouldn't have been a May, Mami, Kei, or especially Sara (rowr). Still, it just doesn't make sense.
Two Words:
Predestination Paradox
The Great Bear
06-11-2008, 04:10 PM
If Kazuya had a girl as awesome as Kasumi in his life, a girl who clearly likes him, then why did he feel compelled to create artificial women? I mean, I not complaining. If he hadn't, there wouldn't have been a May, Mami, Kei, or especially Sara (rowr). Still, it just doesn't make sense.
Two Words:
Predestination Paradox
Otherwise known as there would not have been a show :P
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