-1868. England. Sherlock Holmes is 14 years old. Will he solve the Case of The Collapsed Carriage?
-Lord Joestar meets his savior, his thief, Dario Brando. So begins a generations long family conflict.
-1880. Sherlock is old enough to drink, and Joestar's son has grown into a fine lad.
-Dio Brando on the other hand as a cranky old bastard who isn't dying fast enough as a father. Or he his grandfather?
-Doll fetishists who look under toy skirts have existed for a long long time.
-Jonathan Joestar's kind of a weakling. Noble & gentlemanly, but definitely a pussy.
-This is very Dickensian. In a more manly angry kind of way. Dio will kick Miss Havisham's ass!
-The Destroyer, Dio! Well that episode title cuts right to the chase.
-Ridiculous posing has begun! :D Nice leap Dio.
-"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ahahahahaha. Oh yeah. The animators know why we're here.
-AHAHAHAHA! He kicked the puppy. Dio does not fuck around. He lets you know he's the villain of the series in under 30 seconds.
-These boys are rather large buff 12 year olds. With such manly eyebrows.
-Jojo: "I wanna be friends." Dio: "Screw you rich boy. I'm number one!"
-No beating around the bush at all. Dio is going to pound Jojo's face in-- I mean have a nice friendly box match in the first episode. Heh.
-Dio just invented the Dempsy Roll. You will never be this awesome Jojo.
-Anatomically correct anime dog.
-Romance! You know guys Paris is romantic. You should go visit. Wander around. Visit a nice shopping gallerie. Meet a cute little girl in a kimono.
-is this how 12 year olds fall in love in the 19th century? Is this what a 12 year old books like in a bathing suit in the 19th Century?
-Did Dio go shopping in China? That's a strange but cool shirt there kid.
-SEXUAL ASSAULT!
-"HE DID IT!" Heh.
-Jojo: "If I don't take a
stand, I'll be living in Dio's shadow." Heh.
-Silly Dio. Yes you are a much more skilled fighter than Jojo is. But you made him very angry and unpredictable. You ended up making him a much dirtier fighter.
-BLOOD! The Stone Mask craves blood!
-"Jojo! Stop beating up my beautiful son! I love Dio more than you."
-Bad butler! Check the contents of the rubbish before burning. Jeeves would spit on your incompetence.
-Suddenly a narrator? Get the hell away man. We don't need you.
-YES! Well that ending theme isn't going to make it through any licensing.
Huh. That's rare. Lots of notes for an episode I actually enjoyed. Usually I can only find things to chatter about endlessly with bad shows. Jojo you are a bizarrely wonderful miracle.