Oh right. This still exists. :\
-SYMBOLISM!!1
-The helmets haven't all been confiscated by the government? That's stupid.
-DUDE OP! Spoilers much? Mini Yui is adorable though.
-Ah poop. Once it started I kind of hoped we'd follow Kirito's little cousin as he was comatose in the game for 2 years for the rest of the episode. But nope it's over in a 30 second flashback.
-Kirito is a little too flash and flashy for a kid who should have absolutely no muscle tone left. Atleast Sugu beats him.
-Well that's one good thing. Kirito didn't waste time tracking her down. He immediately found Asuna after waking up. But she hasn't woken up.
-Wait whut? I don't think it's legal to marry a comatose patient in any damn country dude. You're kind of a horrible father.
-Ewwww. Hair sniffing.
-Oh come the fuck on. Do you have to make him cartoonishly evil? WTF! All he needs to do is take advantage of the situation for his own financial gain. He doesn't have to be a whispering cackling fondling mad man for fuck's sake.
-Sugu is rather busty for a 14ish year old.
-Asuna isn't in a coma. She just server migrated to a new game!
After the end of story rushed disaster that was last episode, this one was okay. Not great, barely good. But it starts off on a good foot in trying to forget the writing cluster fuck it's leaving behind.