[strangefour]

Hey guys. So what have I been missing in SAO for the past month? *Crunchyroll's loading image for this episode is Kirito punching a giant dude in armor* I got a bad feeling about this.

-Mama is in this zone. Mama why can't you hear baby Yui?
-Mama can hear you Yui! Asuna is exactly where I last saw her. Not that I expected anything to change. Not like this show would let her break out on her own. The writer would have found some asinine way for her to screw that up anyway.
-GM pass card? Holy crap the security settings on this server suck.
-Still calling her Leafa huh. How have you two not figured out you are brother & sister playing the same game feet from each other in the same house yet? Do you never talk to each other outside of the game?
-This is kind of a cool looking fight. It'd be a really good fight if Kirito had worked hard and earned the skill his showing off now by getting his ass handed to him and learned how to fight in this new world. But this being SAO Kirito's been still doing this badass shit since he got into Elf world hasn't he?
-Fucking archers. Hated you guys since Dynasty Warriors 1!
-Oh he is getting his ass kicked. He's dying. Maybe- *gasp* -maybe Kirito will finally learn something and grow as a person? . . . NAH.
-Dem Sugus.
-Oh now you say Asuna's name. Took ya long enough.
-All the feels. Sugu has them.
-Man she's going all out. Is she trying to get an Academy award for this performance? Anime academy... Ancademe award?

Yeah that was kinda pointless. This is an episode that should have come up four episodes ago. Wonder how long Sugu's going to be in there crying about masterbating to fantasizing about a guy she met in a game who's her brother who really isn't her brother. Don't any of you think about Yui's feelings!?