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Shock-O-Rama: Dawn of the Deal
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(November 24, 2012)
If there's anything more fitting than watching George A. Romero's 1978 skewering of our twisted consumerist culture, on Black Friday, it would have to be doing so on VHS. The first major vessel from which we could quench our "own it all" conditioning, VHS
Shock-O-Rama: The Convent
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(November 17, 2012)
Many are the days that we long for foods which we know are atrociously bad for us (I'll take a whole Blooming' Onion please!). Some find the temptation more alluring than others, who can resist and (more often then not) choose a healthier, more substantial
Shock-O-Rama: Wicked, Wicked
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Insomniac
(November 10, 2012)
Many movies, especially of the horror and exploitation persuasion, lived and died along a central gimmick. The film catalogue of William Castle typifies this, with shock buzzers attached to seats for The Tingler, a skeleton on a wire for House on Haunted H
Shock-O-Rama: Exhumed Films Horror-Thon Recap
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(November 03, 2012)
It takes a special kind of lunatic to commit to twenty-four straight hours in a theater among 350 like minded mad men (and mad ladies). The celluloid lineup assails your eyeballs unrelentingly, with a perfect boxer's combo of sub genres, mixed and matched
Shock-O-Rama: Thriller
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(October 27, 2012)
As All Hallows Eve draws near, and you've been soaking your brain in the pickling juices of all things monstrous and wicked, I thought it might be time to pay homage to the most influential thirteen minutes and forty seconds of horror content ever crafted.
Shock-O-Rama: A Different Set of Jaws
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(October 20, 2012)
It's your first time. A ball of nervous energy rolls in your stomach, like two angry battling dragons. You adjust the cheap, Internet purchased costume, conscious of all the surrounding eyes; watching tauntingly. It's laughable to be concerned with your co
Shock-O-Rama: Monsters Run Amok!
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Critic
(October 13, 2012)
The sinews of the Internet are ablaze with Universal's Monsters. Rightly so, as the essential Blu-Ray set offers visuals so crisp that we can make out Boris Karloff's individual bandages. This is the perfect time of year to revisit those old friends, who
Shock-O-Rama: The Plague of the Zombies
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist
(October 06, 2012)
There's something to be said about selecting the proper protagonist. One false move by the casting director can do a film irreparable harm (see: Kristin Stewart in Snow White and the Huntsman, or rather don't). Conversely, a strong leading man or woman can
Shock-O-Rama: Faster Killbot! Kill! Kill!
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(September 29, 2012)
If you searched the dictionary for "80's time capsule", you wouldn't find anything. But if you did, then an image of the poster from 1986's Chopping Mall should accompany it. In the pantheon of film making, there may not exist a better example of a title m
Shock-O-Rama: Complete Guide to Cabin in the Woods
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(September 22, 2012)
With Cabin in the Woods hitting the home market this week (Mania review here), we can once again worship at the alter of Whedon with impunity. This is seriously a very important horror film (my favorite so far this year), and today's Shock-o-Rama is going
Shock-O-Rama: Babes from Out of this World
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(September 15, 2012)
A dark suited stranger carries an odd briefcase. His mannerisms are difficult to place. Is he a foreigner? His intentions are unreadable behind sunglasses, which he never removes until it's time to dish out a look which can kill. Doggedly determined to car
Shock-O-Rama: Incognito Cinema Warriors XP
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Rock Climber
(September 08, 2012)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans (MSTies) have a wide assortment of options available to them, when it comes to riffing. With Shout! Factory putting out dynamite MST3K episode releases, Cinematic Titanic performing live around the country, and Riff Trax g
Shock-O-Rama: Getting Filthy with Blue Underground
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Rock Climber
(September 01, 2012)
Back in the late 90's, those of the cult horror persuasion worshiped at the altar of Anchor Bay. From Argento classics like Suspiria, to genre monolith Evil Dead 2, their hands made busy putting out quality home releases. Most importantly, they specialized
Shock-O-Rama: A Legendary Pedigree
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Critic
(August 25, 2012)
We live in a world of lists. "Top ten" or "best of" whatever, as humans we instinctually expend effort in quantifying the chaotic world around us. We've been doing it for our whole existence, in various forms. So the natural evolution of this should not ca
Shock-O-Rama: Vintage Movie Appetizers
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Rock Climber
(August 18, 2012)
The art of the movie trailer. The subtle science of audience manipulation and expectation gamesmanship. Quick edits reveal tantalizingly juicy bits, only to deny you the full course. Trailers are visual appetizers, designed to whet the appetite, leaving yo
Shock-O-Rama: Shades of Lugosi
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Rock Climber
(August 11, 2012)
With a heavy, deliberate accent, I bid you welcome, to this week's Shock-O-Rama. After that famous, stone stairway entrance, Bela Lugosi and Count Dracula would be forever linked together. Fired like a cannon into the public pop stratosphere, where Lugosi
Shock-O-Rama: Celluloidal Genocide
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist and Rock Climber
(August 04, 2012)
A paper ticket, torn roughly into halves, rests hidden in your back pocket. There it will likely remain hidden until wash day, when you regretfully realize that it went through the machine, making a mess of your laundry load. Tonight your mind is not conce
Shock-O-Rama: Hausu
by Chuck Francisco, Columnist
(July 28, 2012)
Perusing the fiscally dangerous Barnes and Noble sale on all releases by Criterion (50% off everything until 7/31), my eye was suckered in by the bright orange cover art of Nobuhiko Obayashi's Hausu (or simply House if you hate words that end in U). The ev
Shock-O-Rama: Blobfest 2012 Recap
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Insomniac
(July 21, 2012)
Note: If you're not familiar with 1958's The Blob, you can get up to speed with Shock-O-Rama from a few weeks ago.
Shock-O-Rama: Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Insomniac
(July 14, 2012)
Let me come right out and tell you that Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine is not the name of a 60's progressive rock band from Alberta. Nor is it a hippy commune or the name of a cocktail (but it should be). Would you believe me if I told you that it's a
Shock-O-Rama: Death to the Undead!
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Insomniac
(July 07, 2012)
If there's one sub genre of cinema which I love above all others, it would have to be zombies films. Shambling hordes of broken humans turned hunters holds an almost insatiable appeal for me. The flavor of ferocious former loved ones doesn't even matter: f
Shock-O-Rama: The Blob
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Insomniac
(June 30, 2012)
With last week's remake face off in the books, it's time to turn the tables and sharpen focus on a cinematic treasure whose remake isn't nearly as important as the real McCoy. I'm talking, of course, about 1958's The Blob. Many folks might cry foul; loudly
Shock-O-Rama: Reanimated Remakes
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Insomniac
(June 23, 2012)
Remake might as well be a dirty word; the very utterance landing twenty-five of your hard earned cents in the swear jar. It's such a hated and loaded term that it's been re-minted as the delightfully whimsical (and decidedly safer) "reimagining". High fruc
Shock-O-Rama: Evil Dead 2
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Insomniac
(June 16, 2012)
In my time, I've shown an incredible number of friend a vast quantity of cult and horror films (sometimes the two combined). My experiments mostly met with gleeful excitement, though some where abysmal failures (I still find it hard to believe no one else
Shock-O-Rama: Exploiting Nerd Nostalgia
by Chuck Francisco , Columnist and Insomniac
(June 09, 2012)
There's an undeniable stigma attached to the genre themed, bulk DVD packs found at big box retailers (and online). I will not deny that detractors have perfectly legitimate grievances. From poor video transfers and weak sauce filler films surrounding the f