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Mortal Instruments: Official Trailer (Article) - 6/8/2013 11:10:09 AM

 The trailer alone has more action in it that either Beautiful Creatures or The Host in their entirety.

"A girl discovers she is “special” and then her parents get into trouble." Which is the plot of neither Twilight, the Host, or Beautiful Creatures. It is what happens in Harry Potter and Percy Jackson, but I assume those don't merit mention in relation to this movie, because this movie is about a girl and so has a terrible case of GIRL COOTIES, while those are about boys and so are a-okay despite also having Hot Topic merch.

Personally, I'd like to see coverage of the film, because there are a lot of actors I like in it. Harald Zwart has done some sucky films but his Karate Kid was quite good. But I'm not that interested in seeing coverage that boils down to I HATE GIRLS, YOU HATE GIRLS, MOVIES WITH TEEN GIRL MAIN CHARACTERS ARE AUTOMATICALLY TWILIGHT, AMIRITE DUDES? I mean, seriously, period jokes in the comments? Are you people nine?

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