Television Review


BATTLESTAR GALACTICA : The Captain's Hand

By: Jason Davis
Review Date: Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Before I get to the review proper, I'd like to take a moment to look at the title of this piece. A sledgehammer and spanner are the tools Commander Barry Garner uses to repair the damaged manifold that allows Major Lee Adama to save the Battlestar Pegasus. It's simple enough--two tools employed to perform a task. So often, in shows of this genre, the tools are advanced devices that glow and whir and apply hitherto unhypothesized energies to accomplish arcane aims that boggle the viewers mind with their complexity. Every time STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION's Geordi LaForge whipped out the aforementioned array of technological trinkets, I'd often think, "What if he forgot to charge the battery on that handheld microphasic do-dad?" The short answer is that the warp core breach, or whatever it was, would blow up the Enterprise years before Counselor Troi's helmsmanship did the job. The quintessential difference between the series where writer Ronald D. Moore got his first gig and the one where he now labors rests in the realm of noise. What do I mean by noise? I mean anything that stands between the sender of the signal, Moore, and its recipient, the audience. For years, we've been told that science fiction requires nonsensical trappings to adhere to its tenets, but Moore has proven that philosophy dead wrong. The use of understandable tools to attain a conceivable result removes the noise to often overlapping the signal and allows the viewer to understand Garner with a speed and immediacy that brings the drama of the scene home. It's a human moment instead of a technological accomplishment. For this alone, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA deserves an ovation.


Sermons aside, "The Captain's Hand" could easily be played along to Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" as yet another unfortunate Pegasus CO finds his command terminated by an untimely, and uniquely, non-violent death. Like Admiral Adama's attempt to replace then Captain Adama as Galactica's CAG, the decision to place the Pegasus's chief engineer in command, was an error in judgement. It is perhaps interesting to note that the elder Adama consistently misjudges the people he places in positions of power. In this error, he's not alone. Both Adama and President Laura Roslin have elevated Gaius Baltar to positions of authority that greatly expand the scope of the selfish man's misdeeds. While Adama's scar unknowingly testifies to that mistake, Roslin's likely to discover the depths of her error as the election moves forward.

Though the TV Guide logline would have us believe the story is that of missing Raptors, this episode is essentially about Scylla and Charybdis. Both Lee Adama and Roslin find themselves between the Greek's eloquently mythologized rocks and hard places. Both individuals take steps that place them in opposition to powerful forces that will alter their futures. At its heart, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is about these choices. It could be the right to abortion or the necessity to be fruitful and multiply. It could be adhering to the standard of technobabble or fighting convention by striving for dramatic clarity. It could be knowing when to pound a problem with a sledgehammer or twist it with a spanner. Either way, it's always hard and you have to give something up, but its worth it.


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Comments/Responses
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• Feb 22, 2006, 08:47am •
[b][blue]I admit I underestimated Skiffy's penchant for keeping sh*t product, that any other self-respecting and SUCCESSFUL cable tv channel would cancel, a la crap like ANDROMEDA. :lol:

...but GINO is continuing to sink so low, that even Skiffy is having a hard time justifying keeping it in production. [/b][/blue]
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Okay, I'm gonna out on a limb here. Knowing what I know NOW of Skiffy's low production standards... I believe that season two will be the last pathetic ratings performance for GINO.

[red]1) Katee has signed on to star in a movie. Moore is moving on to f-ck up new lame projects on NBC (at least they're original source material projects).[/red]

[blue]2) Tricia has moved on to a reality tv show. The character that plays Billy had his character killed off to pursue other things.[/blue]

[red]3) The reruns of BSG have been shoved to an embarrassing 2am slot, to make room in its former primetime slot for the new Dr Who.[/red]

[blue]4) GINO has been in a continuous ratings nosedive, especially this season. Keep in mind, that even though that GINO gets STARGATE ratings, it is Skiffy's most expensive show to produce, not to mention that massive marketing campaign to hype this lemon.[/blue]

[red]5) The ratings for the last episode are usually released by Thursday. Still no ratings release.[/red] :?:

[blue]6) Lastly, the season finale has been extended at the last second to a 90 minute finale, emcompassing the discovery of an M-class planet and the Cylons want to make peace.[/blue]

[b]IN CONCLUSION - I smell cancellation. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but all indications, as I have layed out before you, lean in the direction of cancellation at the end of season two.[/b]

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:47am •
[b]'Ethon' ratings fall to season low
MONDAY - FEBRUARY 6, 2006[/b]

Stargate SG-1 hit the mid-point of the winter season of new episodes with the show's lowest of the season on Friday, February 3 -- and lowest first-broadcast turn-out in more than two years. Meanwhile, Stargate Atlantis held steady and Battlestar Galactica made a small gain to tie for the honor of The SCI FI Channel's top-rated show of the week.

SG-1's "Ethon" premiered in the 8 p.m. time slot, earning a 1.5 average household rating. This is a drop of three-tenths of a point from the previous week, and the lowest first-run rating since Season Seven's "Birthright" earned a 1.5 in August of 2003.

Atlantis followed at 9 p.m. with "The Tower," holding steady with a 1.9 rating.

[b][purple]Battlestar Galactica gained a tenth of a point from the previous week at 10 p.m., with "Scar" also earning a 1.9 rating.[/purple] [laugh] (It'll take a whole lot more increase in points to save theis show from it's continuous and monumental ratings plunge)![/b]

Stargate SG-1 did make a gain of three-tenths of a point over the previous week in its 11 p.m. rebroadcast (1.2 rating), indicating that many viewers may have opted to watch the show later. [b][blue]The series faced stiffer competition from popular network shows like Dancing With the Stars.[/b][/blue] [bounce]

Atlantis and Galactica earned 0.9 and 0.6 ratings, respectively, for their late-night reruns.

Brand new episodes of SCI FI's hit line-up continue this Friday at 8 p.m. Eastern and Pacific!

[url]http://www.gateworld.net/news/2006/02/ethonratingsfalltoseasonlo.shtml[/url]
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[laugh] [bounce] [b]Boy, it sure is the Special Olympics over at Sci Fi Channel! This who CHANNEL is on life support, if they think any of those ratings are good. Maybe they should try producing more ORIGINAL productions with writers and directors with TALENT. The occasion bone that Spielberg and Singer th

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:48am •
[b]BATTLESTAR GALACTICA NEWS
Atlantis leads January 27 ratings
WEDNESDAY - FEBRUARY 1, 2006[/b]

Stargate Atlantis led a close ratings race among The SCI FI Channel's top shows on Friday, January 27, as Stargate SG-1 held even from the previous week.

SG-1 kicked off the night with "Stronghold" at 8 p.m. Eastern/Pacific, earning a 1.8 average household rating. The show held even from the previous week's new episode.

[b]Stargate Atlantis built on the lead-in with a 1.9 rating for "Grace Under Pressure," guest starring SG-1's Amanda Tapping. [blue]This is an increase of one-tenth of a point from the previous week, and manages to take the crown as SCI FI's highest-rated show of the week.[/b][/blue]

[b][red]Battlestar Galactica finished out the night at 10 p.m. "Black Market" earned a 1.8 rating, a drop of one-tenth of a point from the January 20 episode.[/b][/red] [laugh]

The shows were slightly off in their late-night reruns, with ratings of 0.9, 0.7, and 0.5, respectively.

[url]http://www.gateworld.net/galactica/news/2006/02/iatlantisileadsjanuary27ra.shtml[/url]

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:49am •
[b]BATTLESTAR GALACTICA NEWS[/b]
'Resurrection Ship, Part 2' sees ratings drop
THURSDAY - JANUARY 19, 2006


[red][b]Ratings for Battlestar Galactica's January 13 episode dropped in its second week of new episodes,[/b][/red] while Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis fell to season lows.

[b]"Resurrection Ship, Part 2" earned a 1.9 average household rating on The SCI FI Channel last week, down two-tenths of a point from the previous week. [purple]This ties "Resistance" and "Flight of the Phoenix" for the lowest-rated episode of the season to date.[/b][/purple]

[url]http://www.gateworld.net/galactica/news/2006/01/resurrectionshippart2seesr.shtml[/url]

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:49am •
[b][red]REALITY CHECK!!!![/b][/red] [laugh]

[b]Nu/fake BSG losing more and more viewers[/b]
Source: tvweek.com

Quote:
Oct 31, 2005

"The series fell off somewhat during [purple][b]its second season-dropping from an average of 1.7 million 18- to 49-year-old viewers last year to 1.5 million."[/b][/purple]

[url]http://www.tvweek.com/lockland.cms?articleId=28922[/url]

[b]Original BSG as created by Glen Larson[/b]


Despite having only 15 minutes of special effects footage for his pitch, the network was immediately sold. ABC decided to make [Glen Larson's original] Battlestar Galactica a weekly series, at a then record cost of a million dollars per episode, normal for such a series today. Battlestar [blue][b]Galactica received more publicity then any other television show before it, and debuted on September 17, 1978 to stellar ratings (65 million viewers).[/b][/blue] Battlestar Galactica became an instant sensation.

[url]http://www.blast.net/hart/BG.htm[/url]

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:50am •
[b]SG-1 ratings steady with 'Avalon, Part 2'

WEDNESDAY - JULY 27, 2005[/b]


At 10 p.m. [b]Battlestar Galactica suffered a 23 percent drop-off from last week's highly publicized and widely reviewed season premiere.[/b] The episode "Valley of Darkness" held its lead-in audience for a 2.0 household rating. [b]It is the lowest rating to date for the series, which premiered in January.[/b]

http://www.gateworld.net/news/2005/07/isg-1iratingssteadywithava.shtml

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:50am •
[i][b]Galactica received more publicity then any other television show before it, and debuted on September 17, 1978 to stellar ratings (65 million viewers).[/b] Battlestar Galactica became an instant sensation.[/i]

[b]SFC and Ronald D Moore had a chance to achieve today’s equivalent of original BSG’s success, with nu/fake BSG’s debut on NBC, only to meet a laughable performance.[/b]
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[b]CBS Sinks NBC's 'Battlestar' on Saturday[/b]
(Sunday, July 10 08:38 AM)

LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) Fast National ratings for Saturday, July 9, 2005.
Led by a pair of episodes of "48 Hours," CBS won all three primetime hours on Saturday, though The Eye still couldn't beat FOX in the coveted young adult demographics.

Overall, CBS averaged a 4.3 rating/9 share, outdistancing second place FOX's 3.7/7. ABC was a distant third with a 2.7/5. [red][b]NBC, which ran three hours of the Sci Fi Channel drama "Battlestar Galactica" was a dismal fourth with a 1.8/4.[/b][/red] [hehe]

FOX came in first among adults 18-49, doing a 2.1 rating in the demographic advertisers love the most. ABC was second with a 1.5 rating, followed closely by the 1.4 rating for CBS. [b]NBC trailed again with a 0.9 rating.[/b] [OUCH]!

CBS started the night off right with a 3.8/8 for "48 Hours Mystery," good enough to beat FOX's "COPS" (3.3/7) for the hour. ABC was third with the 2.2/5 first hour of "The Emperor's New Groove," while[red][b] NBC was last with the beginning of the "Battlestar Galactica" marathon.[/b][/red] [laugh]

At 9 p.m., CBS got a 4.3/9 from "Cold Case," edging the 4.1/8 for "America's Most Wanted" on FOX. The second hour of ABC's Disney movie was third, while [b]NBC got a 1.8/3 from its "Galactica" hour.[/b]

The second "48 Hours" episode delivered the night's strongest ratings for CBS, with a 4.9/10. ABC moved up to second with a 3.2/7 for "America's Funniest Home Videos." [red][b]NBC remained last with "Battlestar."[/b

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:51am •

Ratings information is taken from fast national data. All numbers are preliminary and subject to change.

[url]http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,617|96272|1|,00.html[/url]

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:51am •
[b]Glen Larson speaks out against SFC's molesting his BSG source material!

‘Battlestar Galactica’ returns
But fans of original are wary of remake[/b]


Updated: 1:15 p.m. ET Dec. 9, 2003

[b][red]A few years ago, fans thought they’d get the continuation saga they’d clamored for when Bryan Singer and Tom DeSanto, the director-writer team behind “X-Men,” hooked up with original “Galactica” creator Glen Larson to develop a project at 20th Century Fox.[/b][/red]
When that deal fell through, Universal TV chief David Kissinger brought in executive producer David Eick and Moore to rework the franchise for Sci Fi.
“We want the fans to embrace what we are doing,” says Sci Fi President Bonnie Hammer, “but if you produced now what was produced then, it would feel like old TV. We wanted to make it more relatable, even in terms of the stereotypes of characters.”
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[blue][b]“I understand they’re trying to do a modern version,” says Larson. “But change for the sake of change — it’s taking the title and exploiting it.”[/b][/blue]
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[url]http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3660380[/url]

• Feb 22, 2006, 08:52am •
[b]Q:[/b] Now that Firefly has jumped from the small screen to the big as Serenity, would you ever consider doing a theatrical feature of the new BSG? (This ought to stir-up the original series' fan nest.)

[b]Eick:[/b] Ultimately, I would think any appetite for a Battlestar feature film will be in part driven by how Serenity performs at the box office. [b]However, Glen Larson, the producer of the original Battlestar, in a strange, unusual twist of contractual dexterity, was able to carve out the theatrical film rights back in the '70s when he made his initial deal for the television series. [red]He holds those rights to this day, so any pursuit of a feature film would have to involve Mr. Larson. Given his purported disdain for the new series,[/b][/red] that would seem an unlikely scenario....

[url]http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/bts/interviews/eick_QA.html[/url]

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