Cohen and Paramount Remaking MONSTER SQUAD - Jul 17, 2008 - 09:45pm
*shakes head in sadness*
Another bad choice for a remake.
I loved this movie (and yeah, I DID see it when I was an adult).
Why can't they let stuff alone?
New Trailer for QUARANTINE Online - Jul 13, 2008 - 03:53pm
Another crappy American remake of a good foreign film.
Yo, film boys, get a life.
Learn to read subtitles.
Seven Join Cage in Herzog's BAD LIEUTENANT - Jul 05, 2008 - 10:51pm
Please, not another remake.
Especially Cage trying to do justice to the role that Harvey Keitel created.
Comicscape: Sucking Life with Gabe Soria - May 15, 2008 - 06:49am
I noticed after the fact.
My Firefox foo must be off.
Anyone know if there is "Turkey Bowling" in the comic?
Comicscape: Sucking Life with Gabe Soria - May 14, 2008 - 08:02pm
You guys should send Christopher Moore a copy of your book with a thank you note.
I suppose you never heard of "Blood Sucking Fiends: A love Story"
Published in 1996.
http://books.google.com/books?id=1kA19ZaJkAIC&dq=blood+sucking+fiends+a+love+story&psp=1&source=gbs_summary_s&cad=0
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - Apr 19, 2008 - 11:11am
"Larry is eventually rescued from an odd feud pitting a Wild West buckaroo named Jedediah (Owen Wilson) against a Roman General named Octavius (Steve Coogan) by a wax model of Theodore Roosevelt (Robin Williams), who later explains that ever since an Egyptian tablet --- the Tablet of Akmenrah --- was brought to the museum in 1952 after the Nile expedition, everything comes to life each night."
The tablet does it.
Disney's 10 Animated Films To 2012 - Apr 09, 2008 - 04:33am
Uh Guy, the article is called "Disney's 10 Animated Films..."
I'm not giving up yet.
A Horror Western From John Woo? - Apr 02, 2008 - 08:24pm
I'd watch Rutger in anything!
"Blind Fury" permanently forced him into my pantheon of demi-gods.
No Zod, No Constantine and No FF 3 - Mar 28, 2008 - 07:48am
Look, IF you are going to do another "Constantine" movie, get fan favorite James Marsters.
He looks good in a leathur jacket.
He can act.
And he is British.
Want more reasons?
Check out "Torchwood"
Pirates - Mar 18, 2008 - 09:21am
So uh, what do you do with your review copies after you watch them?
SUPERMAN Sequel Begins Script Phase - Mar 12, 2008 - 08:08am
The first film had ZERO iconic moments (examples: in the first Donner movie when he is thinking of telling Lois who he is and changes his mind, and the scream when he realizes Lois id dead, somehow, I just don't think Routh has the chops to do something like that), and Supes is an iconic character.
DAREDEVIL #105 - Mar 05, 2008 - 09:01am
Tell me when they do Matt/Foggy.
Joker's Girlfriend, Superman Returns & Beyond! - Feb 29, 2008 - 11:51pm
The Last Starfighter MUST open with a shot of a starfield and a dub by Robert Preston:
Greetings starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Zur and the Kodan Armada.
OH GAWD, I AM SOOO UP FOR THIS!
And The Nominees Are... - Feb 25, 2008 - 07:54am
Not on the list was "Jerome Bixby's The Man From Earth"
Which only proves why I think awards are the bunk.
The last and best work of a major screen writing talent (think original "The Twilight Zone") and it is ignored.
New Extended Scene of JUMPER - Feb 08, 2008 - 06:37pm
Wow!
Not something I expected at all.
Bring it on!
Fangirl says:
SQUEEEE!
The Side Project - Jan 21, 2008 - 11:35am
I would be very happy if someone would option the "Wild Cards" books for a TV series.
So much better then "Heroes".
Bat Battle: Who's The Best Movie Batman Ever? - Jan 11, 2008 - 03:24am
The thing about Clooney is he was give a CRAPPY script and a stupid plot and he KNEW it was.
Also, Arnie's "Mr Freeze" had the same problem.
Little bits in the flick showing how good it could have been. Freeze being a truly tortured character motivated by good but trying to achieve it through evil means.
Jack Black Talks GREEN LANTERN - Nov 21, 2007 - 05:22pm
I think people need to remember that one of the coolest Green Lanterns was Guy Gardener.
And yeah, there was lots of sick, black humor in his books.
Willis to Play Cop for SURROGATES - Nov 19, 2007 - 03:15pm
Thanks Mr Hyde!
Yep, "The Naked Sun".
I wonder if they will use the "Three Laws of Robotics".
Rob Zombie Remaking C.H.U.D? - Nov 08, 2007 - 11:26am
Rob Zombie and Ewe Boll. That's what I want to see.
An unstomachable combination!
Whitaker & Showtime Creating UNTOUCHABLE - Nov 03, 2007 - 03:43pm
Hey, it's "Showtime"
They will can it after a couple of seasons anyway.
No matter how it does.
I'll wait for the DVD.
SUPERNATURAL: Bedtime Stories - Nov 03, 2007 - 03:39pm
Absolutely right.
This show has very high standards, so seeing the quality of this episode drop so badly was jarring.
If you are going to do a "mythology" episode, do it.
Don't throw a tag ending a stand-alone.
International SWEENEY TODD Trailer - Oct 21, 2007 - 09:51pm
Almost the entire piece is sung.
How much singing has there been in the trailer?
Also I see lots of padding out.
This is a two hour twenty minute production.
Long for any regular film. With padding, how much are they going to lose of the original?
International SWEENEY TODD Trailer - Oct 21, 2007 - 08:17am
Has anyone seen excerpts that feature music?
I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
REAPER: Magic - Oct 18, 2007 - 03:18am
"Brimstone" and "Dead Like Me"
Peter Berg directing DUNE Remake? - Oct 16, 2007 - 12:32pm
"Berg is already stepping into the genre scene with his current production HANCOCK (aka John Hancock aka Tonight, He Comes) about a superhero who loses popularity from the public by being a drunk and general nuisance."
"The Return of Captain Invincible"?
SWEENEY TODD Trailer #1 - Oct 05, 2007 - 10:32am
"Inspired by the musical"
Almost NO singing in the trailer.
Padded out Burton visuals.
The irony is, I think Depp could have done a good job if they kept it to the source.
Oh well.
It's Hollywood.
What did I expect.
Zombie Comic FRAGILE Grabs a Director - Oct 04, 2007 - 06:57pm
It sounds like that Dean Cain zombie flick.
I'm going to wait for "House of Re-Animator".
Kosinski Directing TRON Sequel - Sep 11, 2007 - 12:23pm
Another sequel?
Look, let's kill three birds with one movie.
I propose a "Tron", "Max Headroom" and "Reboot" sequel. All in one film.
It is twenty minutes into the future and Mainframe is a very different world. Lacking the order
established by Phong and the seemingly random acts of murder and destruction perpetrated by
Megabyte aided and abetted by the elemental force that once was Hexadecimal it's been thrown fractal. Chaos rises in random bubbles neither good nor evil, but certainly a reflection of both. This is not Bob's world. It is more akin to the reality that taught Enzo/Matrix survival.
And there are new wonders.
Human/Computer constructs that invade with irregular speed.
Totally unpredictable. Following no understandable pattern.
Planning, impossible, laws, unenforceable.
control, unimaginable.
Yet, the greatest threat to mainframe lies in a rumor from the fringes.
Not a program who fights for the user, but a user itself.
Alive, and gathering forces to it's cause.
Scribe Paul Haggis Talks BOND 22 - Aug 27, 2007 - 07:45am
Blofeld without calling him "Blofeld".
When Le Chiffre is killed Mr. White's reason is: The organization I represent does not like to be lied to.
I think I"m going to like this.
Routh, Bale Out of JUSTICE LEAGUE - Aug 22, 2007 - 09:38pm
Bale can hold out, but, frankly I think Routh will be singing a different tune.
He's just not that good
Dark Castle Heads for DVD - Jun 20, 2007 - 09:09pm
Like father like daughter.
William was the master of schlock movies and gimmicks.
See "Matinee" if you want to know what I mean.
Woolsey was a very thinly disguised version of him.
Goyer Sees New INVISIBLE MAN - Jun 18, 2007 - 11:59pm
In the original, Griffen went quite nuts.
I wonder if that will happen in the new film.
Distant Horizons to Bring Back FU MANCHU - May 17, 2007 - 09:55am
Fu Manchu.
Much more then a characature:
The Drums of Fu Manchu (By Bart Kerrigan. Fah Lo Suee, thought dead since 1933, reappears; however, her memory has been completely wiped by her father and she now has a new identity as "Koreâni." The novel mentions the resignation of British and Turkish leaders, and includes a fictionalized portrayal of French leader Leon Blum ("Marcel Delibes").)
1937-1938
An unrecorded continuation of the events of The Drums of Fu Manchu. Fah Lo Suee regains her memory and departs for Haiti. Fu Manchu wins back the Presidency of the Si-Fan from a pro-Fascist usurper, and decides there is still time to stop World War II if Hitler and Mussolini can be murdered at the Munich Conference (September 1938). Nayland Smith foils Fu Manchu's scheme. These events were suppressed by the British Foreign Office, the same agency responsible for the obviously false assassination of Hitler ("Rudolph Adlon") in The Drums of Fu Manchu.
Early 1940
The Island of Fu Manchu (Written by Bart Kerrigan. There is a headline about Hitler's invasion of Norway and Denmark. The reference to a gap of two years since the end of Fu Manchu's campaign against dictators is really to the suppressed continuation of the previous novel. During the 1937-1938 unrecorded events, Fah Lo Suee has regained her memory, although Kerrigan still refers to her as Koreâni.)
Means and Ends - Mar 29, 2007 - 12:23pm
"He has shown me that he will do whatever he thinks is right to get the results he wants."
Lex Luthor?
The Neverending Anime - Mar 29, 2007 - 12:45am
I'm 52
I read the book YEARS before I saw the movie.
I remember screaming over the end credits:
They f*cked it up!
Hey, what were they going to do, throw me out of the theater?
After seeing "Howl's Moving Castle" I realize they could do justice to it.
Corbin Bernsen dircting "Dead Air" - Mar 26, 2007 - 10:03am
What, did they say "Pat Tillman"?
Hokey smoke Bulwinkle, I'd pay to see that!.
Oh wait, it's "Pat Tallman"....
Never mind. I'll rent the DVD.
Connery wants to be 007's Daddy? - Mar 20, 2007 - 02:24pm
"Connery also mentioned that the reason he left the Bond series was due to an overuse of gadgets and a 'puerile' salary."
That was then, this is now.
Connery turned down the chance to do "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" which was easily the most character-driven Bond until "License to Kill"
Now he wants back in "at a price".
Nope, sorry.
He's a great actor, but he'd be little more then an unneeded cameo in Bond 22
"Star Trek XI" Casting and Release Date - Feb 28, 2007 - 08:54am
Respect the cannon?
"Academy days"?
Holy crap!
Have they even taken the time to go back and WATCH "The Cage"/"Menagerie"?
Spock was on Enterprise years before Kirk was.
Let's see Abrams wiggle out of this one.
"The horror! The horror!"
James Cameron finds Jesus? - Feb 26, 2007 - 02:03pm
I'll buy what Cameron says.
As far as Jebus coming back, I've yet to hear that he did more the "hang with his homies" until the assenscion. Seems like filler to me.
Brittany Snow joins "Prom Night" - Feb 20, 2007 - 08:19pm
I'd like to see a remake of "Hello Mary Lou. Prom Night Two"
That was fun and moderately innovative.
Robert K. Shaye says "The Hobbit" in 2009 - Feb 19, 2007 - 05:46pm
I won't go as far as darthcaifan, but, while I though L.O.T.R. was a good film, for me, the Brit version of "Peter Pan" that came out the same year as the third movie was a much better one. Unfortunately, it was passed over.
Mark Steven talks "Preacher" - Jan 16, 2007 - 08:16am
This is not going to work.
For example, no mention is made of "Arseface".
Think I'm kidding? try doing a Google if you don't believe me.
If they can't do it righ and honest, DON'T DO It!
Mark Steven talks "Preacher" - Jan 16, 2007 - 08:15am
This is not going to work.
For example, no mention is made of "Arseface".
Think I'm kidding? try doing a Google if you don't believe me.
If they can't do it righ and honest, DON'T DO It!
Peter Jackson not directing "The Hobbit" - Nov 20, 2006 - 11:51pm
Two Things:
First the Bad.
Hey Pete, remember when you left Chris Lee's performance on the cutting room floor?
What goes around comes around. It's called Karma baby. Suck it up
Now the good.
On the other hand he COULD get the rights for the Prydain Chronicles from Disney and do them properly.
"While not saying outright who, he did hint towards a well known "voice"" Cool! Majel Barret!