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Ben Johnson vs. World War Hulk

By: Ben Johnson
Date: Saturday, November 24, 2007

Happy Wednesday to all, and welcome to another weekly installment of all things wondrous, wacky, and wall-crawling in the wily world of comics. Ah, and what a treat it will be, as I, Ben Johnson, in my stunning debut, razzle and dazzle and deconstruct the gigantic exploits of the Green Goliath himself, the Incredible Hulk, followed by what could only be called a failed attempt at humorous discourse in the ever popular Spinner Rack with my associate, the esteemed Kurt Amacker, who in his questionable wisdom has allowed me control of his beloved column, Comicscape. As this is my first shot at stardom in the great world of funny book journalism, let us not tarry with introduction any longer or it will undoubtedly be my last. 
 
So, all alliteration aside, before I begin, I believe it is customary to warn readers that spoilers lie ahead. I’ll try and keep it to a minimum, but if you have yet to read World War Hulk and its tie-ins and wish to know nothing about it, don’t read any further.
 
Like sitting down to a steak dinner only to find out as you begin to chew the last bite that you’ve been eating dog, WWH left a bitter taste in my mouth. The build up to this event was enormous and long in the making, with the story’s first seeds being planted in the issues leading up to Planet Hulk, coming out more than eighteen months ago. I try my best to ignore hype and concentrate on the writers and characters I am most interested in, but in the case of this mega-event I was hooked from the very first.
 
The basic set-up saw four members of the Marvel Illuminati – Black Bolt, Iron Man, Reed Richards and Doctor Strange – launch Hulk into space for the betterment of mankind. He lands on a planet ruled by a cruel dictator, overthrows said bad guy and turns his new home into a utopia where he and his now-pregnant wife will govern the people into a new age of squishy goodness – that is, until the engine powering the ship that got him to the planet in the first place explodes and kills everyone except for a handful of the Hulk’s closest friends. It is this small band of refuges that pledge to help the Green Goliath in his quest for revenge against those responsible for the deaths of his subjects and loved ones.
 
The premise, as it stood, allowed for thematic exploration not often found in superhero comics, and it was with that expectation that I approached WWH – that and a chance to see his incredibleness open up a can on the Marvel elite. The desire to see the Hulk beat on the heroes of his universe was met. John Romita, Jr. deftly conveyed the scope and explosiveness of each battle, as the Hulk worked his way through wave after wave of “good guys” ending in a knock down drag out with the Sentry that conveyed the power levels of the battle so well I felt my own windows shake. This was undoubtedly some of the best hero-on-hero action ever. Unfortunately, beyond the pretty pictures the entire event was an empty by the book crossover.
 
I understand that I’m dissecting a superhero book, and it isn’t that I expect Shakespeare in spandex, but the fact of the matter is if a company sets up the possibility for a deep, moving tale that could force us to look at our own world in new light, why chicken out? Why, instead of mega-brawl after mega-brawl, didn’t we see the heroes looking inward and asking the big questions? How many people is it okay to sacrifice for the greater good? Because one’s morality says Option A is best, is that reason enough to ignore another’s feelings and other possible solutions? With our own nation caught up in conflicts at home and abroad forcing us to ask the same questions, why run away from them?
 
Over and over again throughout WWH and its companion books, we are taken to the tipping point, where with the slightest nudge these themes, already so important to the back story for this event, could be brought to the forefront. In WWH proper, author Greg Pak spends much of the downtime exploring the impact of the “greater good” mentality, when average humans come forward with the intention of helping the Hulk and gaining their own revenge on the heroes for crimes committed against family and friends. In the better-than-it-had-any-business-being Gamma Corps, readers are treated to the flip side of the coin – is revenge fair when one’s own sins are comparable to those of the people to be punished? But instead of exploring these rich possibilities the writers pulled mulligan after mulligan, giving all characters involved do-overs by introducing incredibly unlikely and, to be honest, cheap solutions to the problems presented at the beginning of WWH, culminating in a move that completely absolved every hero of any possible wrongdoing. I understand Marvel’s desire to have their heroes remain heroes instead of criminals, but from the company that brought us Civil War, one of the most gutsy mainstream comic events ever, I expected more. Why stage something like WWH only to bow to the empty god of status quo? 
 
The sole saving grace and the biggest problem facing Marvel in the aftermath of WWH is that the questions have been asked and now demand an answer. Just because the accused aren’t guilty of the charges leveled by the Hulk does not make them innocent. Without a retcon of proportionate to Crisis on Infinite Earths, the writers and editors at the House of Ideas must explore the issue. As it stands now – and without attempting to be overly dramatic – the Marvel Universe and those who run it are endorsing a world run by those with the most power, with the philosophy that might makes right as long as those in charge are attempting to fight the good fight.
 
In the end, WWH was a great showcase for John Romita, Jr.’s incredible talent, a good time if one is looking to see costumed heroes beat the crap out of each other, and a letdown of green giant proportions in the story department. 
 
The Spinner Rack
 
By Ben Johnson and Kurt Amacker
 
DARK HORSE COMICS
 
Blade Of The Immortal #131 (MR) $2.99
 
Conan #46 (MR) $2.99
Kurt: Counting down to the 50th issue, which will wrap up this volume of the series. Look for the relaunch in a couple of months. 
 
Disney Princess Figures Ser 7 Gacha Capsule Pi
Ben: I gotcha capsule right here, Pocahontas.
 
Goon Chinatown HC $19.95
 
Grendel Behold The Devil #1 (Of 8) $3.50
Ben: Stoked for the return of Grendel.
Kurt: Speaking of which, I just saw Beowulf, which was a lot better than I expected. It’s a different Grendel, I realize, but still.
 
Groo Hell On Earth #2 (Of 4) $2.99
 
Scream #1 (Of 4) $2.99
Ben: Munch would be so proud.
Kurt: I don’t think that Munch would recognize this as having any relation to his work at all.
 
Star Wars 30th Anniv Coll Vol 10 HC Crimson Empire $24.95
Kurt: I’m just going to pretend there were six movies, a Cartoon Network miniseries, and a couple of television series, because I have neither the time nor the money to keep up with the ever expanding Star Wars universe.
 
Umbrella Academy Apocalypse Suite #3 (Of 6) $2.99
Kurt: This is good, but I’m waiting for the trade. I gotta lay off the minis.
 
WTP Peek A Pooh Ser 14 Gacha Capsule Summer Pi
Ben: Sometimes the titles just don’t lend themselves to jokes.
 
Zero Killer #3 (Of 6) $2.99
 
DC COMICS
 
52 Vol 4 TP $19.99
 
Action Comics #859 $2.99
 
Action Comics Var ED #859 $2.99
 
American Virgin Vol 3 Wet TP (MR) $12.99
 
Apothecarius Argentum Vol 3 $9.99
 
Army @ Love #9 (MR) $2.99
 
Batman Confidential #11 $2.99
Ben: Psst… He doesn’t wear pants when he’s in the batcave.
Kurt: I don’t wear pants in mine!
 
Batman Death In The City TP      $14.99
Kurt: In this issue, Batman’s jealous about Robin’s new pair of Jimmy Choo shoes. He one-ups him by picking up an overpriced Gucci bag, but Robin’s too busy worrying about his elderly mom who keeps writing bad checks. 
 
Birds Of Prey #112 $2.99
 
Brave And The Bold #8 $2.99
 
Catwoman #73 $2.99
 
Checkmate #20 $2.99
 
Countdown Search For Ray Palmer Gotham By Gaslight #1 $2.99
Ben: I’m disappointed that I’m not happy to go on a tour through some of the cooler Elseworlds locations.
Kurt: Jesus, I thought I was the only one that remembered Gotham by Gaslight.
 
Countdown To Final Crisis 23 $2.99
Ben: OK Countdown, truce. You’ve exhausted my entire repertoire and you’re still standing. Well played, well played.
 
Countdown To Mystery #3 (Of 8) $3.99
 
Detective Comics #838 (Ghul) $2.99
 
Ex Machina #32 (MR) $2.99
Ben: I love this comic.
Kurt: I do too, but I wish Brian K. Vaughan would clear up a few of the questions he’s raised about Mitchell Hundred’s origins. He keeps teasing some things, but then gives a resolution that’s really out of left field, and still leaves things hanging. Still, there’s 18 issues left, so we’ll see.
 
Flash #234 $2.99
 
Hellblazer #238 (MR) $2.99
 
Jack Kirbys Fourth World Omnibus Vol 3 HC $49.99
Kurt: I picked up the first one, but I haven’t finished it yet. I think I’ll just read the whole thing through once the fourth one’s out.
 
Legion Of Super Heroes In The 31st Century #8 $2.25
Ben: For God’s sake, keep them there.
 
Mad Archives Vol 1 HC New Ptg $49.99
Mad Archive: I’m old and I’m pissed off.
 
Mad Archives Vol 2 HC $49.99
Mad Archive Vol 2: Me too.
 
Metamorpho Year One #4 (Of 6) $2.99
 
Palette Of 12 Secret Colors Vol 1 $9.99
Ben: Further proof that the good names are taken.
 
Programme #5 (Of 12) $2.99
 
Scooby Doo #126 $2.25
 
Shadowpact #19 $2.99
 
Spirit #11          $2.99
 
Supergirl Identity TP $19.99
 
Testament #21 (MR) $2.99
 
Wetworks #15 $2.99
 
Wetworks Armageddon #1 $2.99
Ben: I used to have a movie with the same title, but my wife found it and threatened divorce.
Kurt: Do I hear a whip cracking?
 
Will Eisners Spirit Archives Vol 23 HC $49.99
Kurt: Well, I’ve got a lot of reading to do.
 
World War III TP $17.99
 
IMAGE COMICS
 
Dark Sector #0 (Res) $2.99
Ben: For those of you who are dying to know what happened to the space station in an upcoming video game you’ve probably never heard of.
 
Flink GN $13.99
Ben: More proof that all the good names are taken.
Kurt: Next month, look for Glarf, Fud, and Ziffertink.
 
Godland #20 $2.99
 
Graveslinger #2 (Of 4) $3.50
Kurt: This sounds like someone that would headline the Drop Dead Festival.
 
Hawaiian Dick #1 $2.99
Ben: Sometimes the titles just don’t lend themselves to jokes.
 
Invincible #46 $2.99
 
Madman Vol 2 TP $17.99
 
Strange Embrace #6 (Of 8) (MR) $2.99
Ben: What you’re boss does just before he tells you there are things you can do to get a promotion.
Kurt: I told you not to talk about that. How badly do you want to take over this column eventually?
 
Walking Dead #44 (MR) $2.99
Ben: The issue where *gasp* something happens.
 
MARVEL COMICS
 
Annihilation Book 3 TP $24.99
Kurt: I should really read the whole Annihilation saga from the start.
 
Avengers Classic #6 $2.99
 
Captain America #32 $2.99
Ben: Roses are red, violets are blue, dear Mr. Brubaker, I’m gay for you.
Kurt: I hope you’re into open relationships, because he’s mine too.
 
Captain America Chosen #4 (Of 6) $3.99
 
Captain America Vol 1 Death Captain America Prem HC $19.99
 
Franklin Richards Fall Football Fiasco     $2.99
Ben: I am so f-ing tired of this crap.
 
Halo Uprising #2 (Of 4) (MR) $3.99
Ben: Imagine if they somehow involved the Madden franchise with this. Frat boys the world over would die from excitement.
Kurt: All you have to do is package it with some body spray and you’re all set.
 
Heroes For Hire #15 $2.99
 
Incredible Hulk #111 WWH $2.99
Ben: When the CROSSOVER EVENT OF THE CENTURY you’re tied into ends without waiting for you to show up, you might as well pack it in.
 
Incredible Hulk Zombie Var #111 $2.99
Ben: Oh f—k me.
 
Iron Man Director Of Shield Annual #1 $3.99
Ben: It’s where he gets that gold sheen on his armor.
 
Loners #6 (Of 6) $2.99
Ben: The six issue series starring me comes to a thrilling end.
 
Marvel Adventures Avengers #18 $2.99
 
Marvel Adventures Fantastic Four #30      $2.99
 
Marvel Adventures Two-In-One #5 $4.99
 
Marvel Illustrated Last Of The Mohicans #6 (Of 6) $2.99
 
Marvel Illustrated Treasure Island #6 (Of 6) $2.99
 
MMW Fantastic Four Vol 7 HC $54.99
 
MMW Fantastic Four Vol 7 HC Var ED 34 $54.99
 
New Avengers Vol 1 HC $29.99
 
New Avengers Vol 1 HC Var $29.99
Ben: What, no zombies? How can you have a variant and no zombies? Ha Ha.. Snicker, HAHAHAHAHA ZOMBIES! I SEE THEM EVERYWHERE!!!
Kurt: Ben, you’re not crazy. Marvel has just lost it.
 
New X-Men #44 MC $2.99
Kurt: Every time I see the words New X-Men, I think of Grant Morrison. Then I realize that it’s not by him, and I’m sad.
 
New X-Men Campbell Var #44 MC $2.99
 
Penance Relentless #3 (Of 5)      $2.99
Ben: Finally the issue of Catholic guilt get its own comic.
 
Powers #27 (MR) $3.95
Ben: I liked this the first time when it was called Carpool, starring Tom Arnold.
 
She-Hulk 2 #23 $2.99
 
Spider-Girl Presents Wild Thing Crash Course Digest TP $7.99
 
Thunderbolts Breaking Point       $2.99
Kurt: Sadly, not by Warren Ellis. But, I’ll probably grab it anyway.
 
Ultimate Marvel Sampler Pi
Ben: The cheese sticks are soggy, but the chicken strip and seasoned fries make up for it.
Kurt: Dude, there are other restaurants besides Denny’s.
 
Ultimate Vision #5 (Of 5) $2.99
Ben: File this under who gives a flying f—k!!! But watch out, flying f—ks have very sharp points.
 
What If Annihilation $2.99
Ben: I don’t know Marvel, What If? Why don’t you enlighten me? (I’m in weird place right now)
Kurt: A weird place. A nude place.
 
Wolverine Origins #19 $2.99
 
X-Men Emperor Vulcan #3 (Of 5) $2.99
 
X-Men First Class Tomorrows Brightest TP $19.99
 
X-Men God Loves Man Kills Prem HC DM Var ED 7 $19.99
 
X-Men God Loves Man Kills Premiere HC $19.99
Kurt: The outstanding X-2: X-Men United was very loosely based on this. I still haven’t read this yet, but I will one day – probably in the course of reading Claremont’s run on Uncanny X-Men in the Essentials trades. 
 
That’s it for this week, guys. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving! Thanks to Ben for doing the column. I hope everyone enjoyed it. I’ll be back next week to talk about this newfangled online thing Marvel’s got going.
--Kurt

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jamauntre • Nov 24, 2007, 04:09pm •
I'm first, so what!

Ben you are correct in your analysis of the sub par WWH. Like Civil War and House of M they have pumped up a major event in the Marvel Universe but left the ending open to be tied up in future individual issues. I liked it better when major crossovers such as Infinity Gauntlet and Dark Phoenix shattered the status quo and had a definite ending to that event. Heck, even the Onslaught saga had a pretty definitive ending, though they did continue alternate corny universe storylines to continue their money whoring!

I never got my main questions answered that WWH was supposed to close. So it seems Hulk is a bit stronger than the Sentry, so what the hell is the 'Power of a billion exploding suns?' And throughout all that now there's a red hulk, and a son of hulk, and I'll be the son of a biscuit that goes and buys more incredible hulk titles to see where the story goes! What a capitalistic medium!

mckracken • Nov 24, 2007, 04:59pm •
no no no...I'm first... uh.
anyway, Hulk got somebody pregnant on another planet? To me thatsfar more interesting than "HULK SMASH" again and again. I never got into Hulk but Planet Hulk did look interesting. I've never gotten excited over Marvel Comics (the superhero ones) I do like Spiderman though.
I used to read Joe Kubert's war comics (and Batman in Detective Comics) Now I'm lost when I enter a coic book store... I stopped buying books way back in 2000 yet I still see some of my issues still selling on the racks of various stores, not in the back issue bin, but sitting right next to the new releases... whats up with that?

Merin • Nov 24, 2007, 07:02pm •
I'll have to respectfully disagree wholeheartedly with Ben here.

I found WWHulk FAR SUPERIOR to the Civil War, House of M, etc crap that Marvel has been pumping out.

Like Infinite Crisis, I truly enjoyed the ending. The series took all the snide comments of "comic book fan experts" about how "Hulk must have killed thousands of people by now" and turned them on their head. The series took the concept of "vengeance" and "an eye for an eye" crap that is so in keeping with Punisher, Wolverine, Civil War, and turned it on its head. The "heroes", in attempting to stop Hulk, again went to lengths that show just how un-heroic they truly are - whereas despite all the property damage and sacking of a city that Hulk and his crew did, he constantly went out of his way to protect innocents from being hurt and, in the end, when the Sentry play went horribly wrong he again saved the day.
And he didn't kill anyone.

If WWHulk did anything, it showed exactly how wrong all of Civil War and all the decisions given to us, the audience, by Tony Stark and his fascist crew was.

Hulk, in invading New York City on a mission of vengeance, proved more heroic than all the rest of the super-heroes combined.

Just because WWHulk failed to explore the themes and issues that Ben and others might have wanted it to doesn't mean it failed to explore themes that I and another set of readers wanted to see. I could care less to see another modern tale of "it was for the greater good" crap - the argument is stale and stupid - doing evil for "greater good" is still doing evil. End of discussion. This isn't new territory - these are philosophies that have been hashed and rehashed since Machiavelli first wrote the Prince, wait, no, since Sun Tzu wrote Art of War, no, wait, probably prior to that! I prefer to see a story about a man who was betrayed by his friends, comes back to seek revenge, and in the end he instead saves them and everyone, yet again, because deep inside (as Cho and Jones knew) he's a hero, not a monster.

That's what WWHulk was really about - establishing, over a period of nearly 2 years, exactly who and what the Hulk is. As well as what a hero does and what a monster does.

Tony Stark is the monster, one greater than Victor Von Doom, for the simple reason that Doom isn't a hypocrite and Doom doesn't lie to himself and others about who he truly is and why he does what he does.

The Hulk I see, the Hulk I read, is the one that Amadeus Cho knows. The one that Rick Jones knows. The one shown in WWHulk.

Those of you looking for gray upon gray and malleable, translucent morality - go reread Civil War and get your latest issues of Punisher. Better yet, look outside of mainstream super-hero comics, please. The less like the Authority that Marvel becomes the better.

muchdrama • Nov 25, 2007, 09:27pm •
I find these HUGE intra-magazine crossovers maddening and unneeded...I'll stick to my independents and the occasional Marvel/DC TPB.

lister • Nov 26, 2007, 11:09am •
I didn't find WWH to be all that "huge" in terms of the number of books you needed to buy to follow the story. It actually got me interested in Heroes for Hire. I don't think it was too sprawling.

And I did enjoy it for the most part. I am probably the only one, but I liked the X-Men crossover part. Amadeus Cho and the new Champions looks great. It was nice that they kinda sided with the Hulk... sort of. And I liked seeing the heroes in chains.

The only things I did not like was we didn't get enough gladiator combat and the last issue. I just don't care about The Sentry enough to shift my focus from the Hulk to him.

Merin • Nov 26, 2007, 04:33pm •
I really liked the X-Men 3 part WWHulk mini. And I loved the Amadeus Cho group and story.

While I want less Sentry, or Sentry dead and removed as the stupid idea that he is, it was nice to see Sentry both beaten by Hulk and, again, the "great weapon for security" devised by Stark & Co. backfiring again and being more of a threat than what said weapon was being aimed at (like, oh, Clor.)

WWHulk wasn't nearly the beast that Civil War or House of M was. You could get almost the whole story from the 5 part series itself. You can't say even close to the same about House of M or Civil War.

bear90 • Jun 07, 2008, 10:09am •
WWHulk = "The Trial of Mr Fantastic" writ large.

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