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  • Movie: Blood: The Last Vampire
  • Rating: R
  • Starring: Gianna Jun, Allison Miller, Koyuki, Liam Cunningham, JJ Field and Yasuaki Kurata
  • Written By: Kenji Kamiyama, Katsuya Terada, Chris Chow
  • Directed By: Chris Nahon
  • Distributor: Samuel Goldwyn Films
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Blood: The Last Vampire Review

Schoolgirls and Samurai Swords

By Rob Vaux     July 09, 2009


Blood: The Last Vampire Review(2009).
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Blood: The Last Vampire earns its keep by doing a lot with a little. As quickie exploitation films go, it fails to rise above decidedly lowered expectations, and anyone hoping for the second coming of Crouching Tiger is in for a big disappointment. The presence of a non-English director (Chris Nahon) does little to improve the less-than-stellar dialogue, and its special effects won't make anyone sit up and cheer. Yet it retains a certain inventiveness when blocking its copious action scenes, and succeeds in delivering some basic thrills in an energetic and quick-paced manner. We've reached the time of year when that's all that really matters.
 
The plot (based on a cult classic anime) closely matches that of Blade, except that it replaces Wesley Snipes with a little Japanese schoolgirl named Saya. Naturally, she knows kung fu and has a nasty way with a katana to boot. She's also immortal--half-human, half-vampire like Blade--and works for a shadowy agency charged with hunting down evil creatures across the globe. As played by Korean actress Gianna Jun, she remains all but invincible, slashing bloodsuckers down by the dozens while working her way up to the Supreme Ultimate Scary Thing Onigen (Koyuki), who waits for her in the bowels of 1970s Tokyo.
 
Blood exists for no other purpose than to watch her strut her stuff, and its grab-bag material reflects the need to keep things simple. Saya picks up a plucky American sidekick (Allison Miller)--the daughter of a U.S. general whose base is lousy with the undead--while fighting various backstabbing allies in the process of doing her duty. Beyond that and a few flashbacks covering her origins, it concerns itself mainly with Corey Yuen's fight choreography and making its leading lady look good in the pouring rain. A few clumsy analogies crop up about the Vietnam War and the way humanity's bloodlust attracts these demons, but even that feels way out of its league: transforming its earnest pretense into unintentional cheese that fits in well with its drive-in credentials.
 
Enjoyment of the film stems solely from one's ability to accept it on its own terms. Despite their sub-par nature, the special effects suffice for such an endeavor and indeed their clunkiness becomes part of the B-movie charm after awhile. Nahon adopts a typically spastic approach to the mayhem, but his efforts retain our interest while fulfilling the basic requirements for popcorn entertainment. Fans of the anime may be relieved to hear that the live action movie provides a better sense of closure while still remaining true to the overall spirit of the piece. All of which makes it easy to forgive the copious flaws… provided you're willing to go with the flow.
 
Nahon's biggest challenge is making it all work without a great deal of money. Blood sports a shoestring budget, rendering it utterly incapable of competing with the likes of Harry Potter or Transformers. It responds by finding imaginative ways of conveying its grand vision: most notably in the flashback sequences and a climactic showdown with Onigen set in an ash-laden netherworld. Here, Blood reveals a sense of identity which turns its collection of over-used action/horror staples into… well… a kind of fun collection of over-used action/horror staples. Jun maintains enough screen presence to build up some sympathy for her character, and her little schoolgirl outfit feels distinctive without descending into creepy pedophile territory. (Unlike a number of anime films I could mention.)
 
To be sure, it doesn't deliver anything that you won't forget the minute you reach the parking lot afterwards. But people are willing to forgive much worse from Michael Bay, and Blood's comparative lack of box office clout lends it an authenticity which becomes strangely endearing. If you can turn off your brain for the A-list films this summer, then the humbler efforts deserve the same consideration as well. Fast, cheap and only modestly out of control, Blood makes a perfectly serviceable distraction for those in search of something different at the multiplex.

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ponyboy76 7/9/2009 3:47:02 AM

LikeI said, when i saw it a few weks ago. I had not seen the anime original but it was a pretty decent flick if you want to go to a movie to switch off. The F/X are decent and the story while not original is pretty good.

shysun 7/9/2009 9:49:01 AM

Funny how they give this movie a pass.........

Wiseguy 7/9/2009 9:50:39 AM

Sorry to hear "it fails to rise above decidedly lowered expectations" since my expectations were fairly high for this. One of the few animes I like and was hoping for more. Anyway, now that my expectations have been lowered maybe I'll enjoy it or perhaps skip it til the dvd

gauleyboy420 7/9/2009 10:39:21 AM

I totally agree with you shysun!!!

 

Now this sound like a cool flick, and I think I'd enjoy it...BUT ROB...You give this a B- and justify it by saying this is the time of year where all we need is a cool action flick that we can not expect too much out of, and "turn off our brains"  and enjoy it...

 

I call BULLSHIT, not about the turning off the brain, I think that a cool action movie where you don't have much plot is as necesarry as an Academy Award winning flick, BUT you give TF:ROTF a C- WHY????

 

Bullshit, sooooo the budget should determine how good a movie is. If a movie is a mindless action flick with small budget it gets a B, BUT if it's a super cool action flick with a huge budget it gets a lower grade??

Again this movie sounds right up my alley, it just seems elietist to give a foriegn low budget film with admittidley the same plot issues as TF:ROTF a higher grade for no other reason, than it's budget.

 

TF WAS AWESOME, I've seen it Twice going again to see it in IMAX!!!!

 

And I''ll netflix this

MrJawbreakingEquilibrium 7/9/2009 11:20:02 AM

Ponyboy - if you have Netflix you can stream the original for free on Instant Viewing and watch it there.  I did last night - though I've known it was there for a while.

Wiseguy 7/9/2009 5:06:53 PM

gauley, not trying to speak for Rob but I think expectations and budgets could be part of the reasons for his take. I know "expectations" seem to be the reason some friends of mine were disappointed. Luckily I had none

zaldar 7/9/2009 8:57:29 PM

Sigh even on mainia they insult anime now...really?  I knew it was a mistake for the animeondvd to join this site.  Name one anime movie where the uniforms go into creepy pedophile terriroy and I assure you the problem is you and your own preconceptions that you bring to the show.  Moe is not about sex.

As you who didn't like the anime as it had no plot and liked the generating of thought (which is what makes anime good).  I had low expectations to begining with.  Hearing that they  made her half vampire lowers them even further.

In the anime she isn't half she is ALL vampire but raised to love humans, the nurture overcomes the nature and the person she fights in the end is her SISTER.  This was the part that made the show good, to bad none of it is here.

MrJawbreakingEquilibrium 7/9/2009 10:57:10 PM

From what I understand in the Manga and from people in the know she is part human and part vampire.  But in the anime it isn't really dwelt upon.

regieeallen 7/16/2009 5:26:27 AM

Watch online this movie http://watch-movie-online-free.com/

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