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"Captivity" Poster

By Karl Schneider     March 01, 2007
Source: Impawards


Captivity Poster
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The site Impawards managed to get their hands on a new poster for the upcoming Elisha Cuthbert film, Captivity.

In the film, a fashion model and a chauffeur are kidnapped and held hostage in a small room by a serial killer. While the madman methodically terrorizes them, the victims draw strength from each other and fall in love.

Captivity releases May 18, 2007.


KJ's Take:  PUKE!!!  This garbage poster is touched up so much it looks almost animated.  On top of that the film is a romantic ripoff of every horror film in existence, with a garbage (though very hot) actress playing the lead.  No thanks!

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theCOLLECTOR 3/1/2007 12:40:50 AM
WHAT?!?!?!? The premise of this movie is really dumb. I do not like the poster, and I have to admit, the poster looks almost humerous. This is a movie I will never see unless it happens to be on TV. I honestly thought is was a Star Wars poster. DARN IT!!!
exfan 3/1/2007 12:54:10 AM
B series dvd are full of that s kind of shit, don t waste your time, even on TV
woodwraith 3/1/2007 3:20:12 AM
They really will need a captive audience for this one. Another words, they'll have to Capture viewers and lock them in an auditorium with their eyelids sewn open while chained to their seats. Maybe that's what they mean by the title. Oh well.
ponyboy76 3/1/2007 4:30:53 AM
Oh come on, this movie is going to be great. It has Gigli quality written all over it! But seriously, this is the worst idea since KJsucks parents decided to concieve. It sounds like Saw insert any romcom here = shit movie
snallygaster 3/1/2007 7:26:27 AM
For some reason, the only thing I can think of when I see this poster is that Boba Fett is going to collect a big bounty from Jabba for delivering Elisha Cuthbert to him.
wessmith1966 3/1/2007 8:03:22 AM
Is this really going to get released in the theater? Sounds more like a straight to DVD movie. Funny post snallygaster; made me laugh. I don't think it'll be long before we see Cuthbert starring in SciFi channel original movies. Her career is sinking faster than a lead balloon. She's a hottie, no doubt about it, but doesn't have much acting talent. I doubt she'll ever rise above her beauty.
wraith729 3/1/2007 8:29:54 AM
LMFAO Snallygaster! I'd like to see her in the bronze bikini. That's about all she's good for.
sharpe95th 3/1/2007 12:18:37 PM
Smooshed boobies---that's the first thing I saw and the only I thing I look at in that poster... trapped hoity-toity model falls in love with blue collar chauffer--anyone remember Madonna's take on that premise only on an island...? No? There you go...
browbeat 3/1/2007 12:52:11 PM
My first impression when I saw the thumbnail was "hey, that reminds me of Han being frozen in carbonite." Interesting poster, but I'll stick with "Girl Next Door" if I want to watch Elisha Cuthbert.
muchdrama 3/1/2007 6:48:55 PM
"Puke"? THIS is your "commentary"?
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