5 DC Heroes That Should Live Outside Continuity (Mania.com)
Date: Thursday, April 08, 2010
Ahhh, the tangled web of continuity. Both a blessing and a bane to those who toil in the field of comic creation and those who enjoy the fruits of their labor, continuity has become a catch-all phrase for “how everything fits together.” If you adhere too closely to it, you run the risk of alienating new readers; shy away from it and you infuriate long-time aficionados. The history of the DC universe is a muddled mess of characters acquired through mergers and buyouts as well as a constant shifting of the status quo. It wasn’t too long ago that the entire history of the DCU was erased in order to streamline things. The end result was more confusion and an eventual slide back to Silver Age status quo (albeit with far more competent artistic merit).
With that thought in mind, we’ve come up with a list of characters who we think could (and maybe should) work better outside the confines of the traditional DC Universe. It doesn’t mean we don’t love seeing them guest star in the latest issue of Superman or Wonder Woman, but we think that maybe if they were given more room to stretch their wings, they might really find a way to take flight…
5. Metal Men
We love the Metal Men and we’d love to see more of them; but this goofy team of robot superheroes with personalities and abilities reminiscent of the metals for which they are named would work so much better as a Saturday morning cartoon or an all-ages book rather than alongside the Justice League.
Attempts to fit them into the modern DC Universe haven’t been completely without merit, but we could do without a bipolar Doc Magnus. The little we’ve seen of the Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire stories that run as a Doom Patrol backup feature seems to capture the humorous spirit we’re looking for, as long as it stays away from ring-bearing zombies and murderous rogues galleries. The Metal Men are sweet, but they just don’t fit in the DCU.
4. Captain Marvel
Let’s see, we’ve got a talking tiger that wears a suit and tie as well as a criminal mastermind that just happens to be a worm with a 1930s style radio around his neck. Yeah, that totally fits with the rapist Dr. Light and the political pontifications of Green Arrow.
The Marvel Family has always been about fun--lighthearted characters existing in a lighthearted world. Ever since he was brought into the DCU, creators have struggled to find a place for earth’s Mightiest Mortal and only on rare occasions has it ever actually worked. Granted, Black Adam has become a fantastic villain, but where is he now? For that matter, where is the entire Marvel Family? Sitting on the bench due to poor editorial decisions and attempts to update them to better fit in with Batman and Superman. Parliament had a great song called “If it don’t fit, don’t force it” from their 1975 masterpiece Chocolate City–while it isn’t superheroes that the song refers to, perhaps DC could learn a lesson from the title.
3. Green Arrow
There’s absolutely no reason to remove Oliver Queen from the mainstream DCU, but think about the types of stories that could be told with this character out-of-continuity. Get rid of the punching bag and boomerang arrows and ditch Black Canary’s sonic scream. Tell a story about a radical liberal who has had enough of the corruption in his city and decides to do something about it. Go the Ex Machina route and have him act as a city official (perhaps even mayor, as he has in the real DCU). The way to make this work is to focus on Ollie as a very conflicted man: he is fighting evil on both the legal and illegal sides of the fence and his violent vigilante persona is at odds with the peace-loving man he tries to be. He knows that his actions as Green Arrow only attack the symptoms, not the disease. Sort of like Daredevil, but more like Billy Jack with arrows instead of those annoying kids at the hippie school.
More than any other hero, Batman seems like the most obvious choice for out-of-continuity tales, in part because we’ve seen so many already. But we’d like to make a case for an ongoing series featuring a lone vigilante in a world occupied by vile gangsters and over-the-top villains. It could be a pulpy, noir-ish tale like the First Wave books. It could be a high-tech, James Bondesque crime thriller like the Chris Nolan films. It could be damn near anything: the beauty of Batman is that he lends himself to so many different interpretations. Whether it’s set in the dreary 1930s, the psychedelic ‘60s or the near future, it always works. More than any other costumed hero, Batman could easily be removed from the DCU and given his own continuity. We’d almost go so far as to say that he deserves it.
And our #1 choice for a hero best suited in an out-of-continuity story is none other than the King of the Seven Seas. Why? Because they certainly haven’t been able to make it work in-continuity, that’s why!
We’re not here to make any cliché jokes about Aquaman. We think Aquaman is pretty cool and we know that there’s a good story out there somewhere--we’ve even seen a few; but it just never clicks with readers for any length of time. It might be because the ability to talk to fish isn’t that impressive next to Superman or Green Lantern and it might simply be that the character limits writers to water-based stories. But for whatever reason, the guy just seems like the black sheep of the superhero world.
But imagine a world in which there are no superheroes. Reports of whales attacking and sinking whaling boats and dolphins avoiding and even dismantling fishing nets start to pop up on the news. Maybe Aquaman is presented as something of an environmental terrorist protecting his kingdom (which encapsulates 2/3 of the planet) by any means necessary? Maybe it’s a sword-and-sorcery story that takes place undersea? Maybe it’s more of a high adventure tale with Aquaman and a team of undersea explorers traversing the unexplored depths of the ocean? A sci-fi story about lost aliens under the ocean? A horror story about a race of mer-people and the one who turns against them to save the human race? The possibilities are limitless, as long as you remove the guy from the DCU proper and give him room to breathe.
That’s our list, Maniacs–who’s on yours? What heroes do you think might work better outside the confines of the traditional DC Universe? Who do you think just doesn’t belong there in the first place? How you recreate your favorite heroes from the ground up in their own unique continuities?
If you are a fan of DC Comics, and we know you are, check out 10 DC Storylines That Should Be Made Into Animated Features. If that tickles your fancy, then you'll also be interested in another Chad Derdowski entree entitled 5 Must Make DC Movies
Become a Fan of Mania on Facebook: HERE