10 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Should Never Happen (Mania.com)
By:Robert T. Trate
Date: Friday, October 07, 2011
It is that time of year again when everyone is pondering what to be for Halloween. The ladies out there are thinking: Should I be a sexy plumber or may be a sexy policeman? While this can be fun for post Halloween party activities, there are some “sexy” costumes that should just never happen. Here are "10 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Should Never Happen".
10. Sexy Skeletor
If this picture alone doesn’t scare the idea out of your head I don’t know what will. The internet really can be a scary place.
9. Sexy Darkman
What would this costume be like? Obviously, it would have bandages, but how about a mini-mini black trench coat. Thankfully, my imagination stopped there. A sexy horribly disfigured scientist is not something we want to see at Halloween.
8. Sexy Hellboy
Big and burley really don’t apply to a sexy girl’s costume. The giant fist is a no brainer for the outfit. Then what? Shaved horns? A mini black vest and some leather pants? No. It is safe to say Sexy Hellboy will never happen. No way, Bub!
7. Sexy Mola-Ram
Obviously Sexy Mola-Ram would have the burning heart and the horned helmet. No, this is another one that we will never see. Let us all thank Kali for that.
6. Sexy Samwise Gamgee
Believe it or not, this almost happened. The internet was initially buzzing that Samwise was going to be female way back when. This never happened and searches for Sexy Hobbits have also come up empty. How would one make a Hobbit’s feet sexy, anyway?
5. Sexy Rorschach
I suppose there would be a skimpy mask. There would definitely be a skimpy trench coat. Rorschach, like the other male members of the Watchmen, don’t lend themselves well to sexy female costumes. Though a female Dr. Manhattan is almost an Orion Slave Girl, right?
4. Sexy Swamp Thing
Just do Poison Ivey instead. Need we say more? Besides, who really wants to have sexy plant as a date?
3. Sexy Jabba the Hutt
Jabba doesn’t even wear clothes. Let’s just enjoy this artist’s rendition of Jessica Rabbit as Slave Leia. Slave Leia is always a winner if done right.
2. Sexy Toxic Avenger
The dirty tutu and the disfigured face all mean sexy. Okay, it really doesn’t. I’m actually surprised that Troma Films hasn’t come up with this yet.
1. Sexy The Thing
Perhaps in its original form it was sexy. It truly is a shame there will never be a Sexy Thing.
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