Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah in KILL BILL VOL. 2 (2004).
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Crazy 8: Top Movie Genre Catfights
By: Rich KurasDate: Friday, July 11, 2008
8. Halle Berry vs. Dania Ramirez in X-Men: The Last Stand
HB doesn’t weather the storm too well while getting her ass handed to her by Callisto in the least thrilling of the X-Men films. Note to Halle: This is what happens when you demand more stage time while playing a character that just isn’t that popular.
7. Goldie Hawn vs. Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her
Not even death can stand in the way of a good old fashioned cougar brawl, particularly one featuring shovels and shotguns.
6. Raquel Welch vs. Jean Wladon in One Million Years B.C.
Throughout the ages, one thing has remained true; chick fights are great to watch. These prehistoric chicktacuffs are fun to watch just to see how much the cavemen get into it.
5. Halle Berry vs. Sharon Stone in Catwoman
What good would a catfight list be without Catwoman? This movie is unbearable to sit through, but watching Halle Berry prance around in a tight leather outfit helps a tiny bit.
4. Jamie Lee Curtis vs. Tia Carrere in True Lies
One would hope Jamie Lee Curtis wins this one since she is part man. Curtis also sports a mean right cross that would rival Larry Holmes in his prime and finishes Tia off with a wine bottle. To answer any wine connoisseur’s question; a nice Syrah goes well with clubbing a Carrere.
3. Sigourney Weaver vs. The Queen in Aliens
Ok, so technically no one is sure if the Queen is a Queen or a King. But Ripley does call it a “bitch” so that is good enough for us. This fight features one of the strongest arms in cinematic history, as Ripley holds on for dear life to avoid getting sucked out into space.
2. Uma Thurman vs. Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill Vol. 2
Ah, Tarantino, bloody and ultra-violent as always. Black Mamba and California Mountain Snake duke it out in one hardcore trailer brawl. As we all know, trailer brawls are happening all across America, probably at this very moment. The only difference is that the women aren’t nearly as good looking nor do they have as many teeth.
1. Zhang Ziyi vs. Michelle Yeoh in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
The ultimate catfight—two chicks that can actually fight and are both super hot. Win and win. Zhang is the pouty little bad girl and Michelle is the cute martial artist next door.
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