DC Goes to the Movies (or Doesn’t)
By: Kurt AmackerDate: Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Greetings, Maniacs, and welcome to another Comicscape cavalcade of calamitous commentary! It’s Halloween! It’s my favorite holiday, and it also means I’ve been in the middle of a rush of parties, concerts, and family and friends visiting from out of town. I thought about writing some sort of ethereal piece about my love of horror comics, but I already did that last year. But, a number of developments – both promising and troubling – have occurred recently surrounding the slate of DC Comics adaptations headed to theaters. So, grab your trick-or-treat bag and let’s go to the movies.
Joel Silver announced that Wonder Woman will remain in limbo until after George Miller’s JLA film hits theaters. Silver took over production responsibilities of the film in 2001, and it has passed through a succession of starts and stops since then. A well-made Wonder Woman film seems promising enough, so I’m not sure what’s delaying the film. My feelings about his other work aside, Joss Whedon – probably the most logical choice – spent two years attached to the project as writer and director, and even he left over creative issues. The film has lingered since February with no director attached and no definitive script. Now, it won’t even begin production until after the release of JLA in 2010. I’m not a huge Wonder Woman fan or anything, but it seems logical that Warner Brothers would want to complete film adaptations for its “Big Three” before moving on to JLA. More than that, it seems like Wonder Woman just can’t catch a break these days. DC dropped the ball on the series by hiring Allan Heinberg to launch the newest volume, dragging out four issues over nearly a year and only concluding the story with the annual in September. I don’t know how well Wonder Woman stacks up for sales compared to Batman and Superman, or the JLA as a team, for that matter. But, I can only assume that Warner Brothers thinks that a Wonder Woman film will only perform well at the box office after the interest and good will that JLA will hopefully generate.
I don’t work for Warner Brothers, so I can’t exactly argue with their logic or their math. But, as a comic reader, my first instinct screams “Make the f-cking movie, already!” This almost feels like reading the movie section of Wizard in the early 1990s – pre-dotcom explosion – when the writer would tease us all with the hundreds of comic adaptations supposedly in development. After all that, we got nothing but a couple of more crappy Batman sequels and some Saturday morning cartoons. I realize that hardly describes the state of comic adaptations these days, because that particular subgenre has earned its place in Hollywood. Unless the comic-to-film equivalent of Heaven’s Gate happens, we won’t see film adaptations go away any time soon. But, Marvel’s never-ending slate of adaptations and sequels has proven that superhero films – no matter what the quality – clean up at the box office and often generate sequels. Given that Warner Brothers stands as the only one that will release its DC properties, it seems odd that the studio has lagged behind its publisher’s competitor. Marvel already has set release dates for Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, with The Punisher: War Zone slated for later in the year. I don’t understand why Warner Brothers has remained so hesitant about getting more of its DC properties in front of the camera.
But, all is not lost. On Sunday and Monday, Warner Brothers announced directors for both The Flash and Green Lantern, respectively. David Dobkin (The Wedding Crashers, Fred Claus) will direct The Flash, and Greg Berlanti (The Broken Hearts Club) will direct Green Lantern. I’m not sure why Warner has tasked two guys that have only directed comedies, but I’ll reserve my nerd rage until I see the films. But, The Flash won’t even hit theaters until after JLA, and Green Lantern doesn’t seem to have a release date yet. While we’re at it Kevin Spacey, who played Lex Luthor in Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns, confirmed that The Man of Steel still doesn’t have a release date. Then again, it doesn’t even have a script yet. Variety recently announced that Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris, who wrote Superman Returns, won’t return for the sequel. Warner Brothers is accepting ideas, but turned down Mark Millar’s offer to write the script for free based on his significant association with Marvel Comics. Following that logic, one wonders how Marc Guggenheim can co-write the screenplay for Green Lantern.
And, equally hopeful, what little we’ve seen from the forthcoming The Dark Knight looks promising. Granted, it’s mostly been a bunch of stills, some audio clips, and a couple of promotional stunts at comic conventions, but with Christopher Nolan returning to direct and a cast that includes most of the original principle players – with Maggie Gyllenhaal replacing Katie Holmes, thankfully – I think it’s going to turn out well. And in 2009, we still have Frank Miller’s adaptation of The Spirit to look forward to from Lionsgate – though it’s only a DC Comic by way of its licensing by Will Eisner Studios, who owns the property. And, dread it or dream about it, Zach Snyder’s adaptation of Watchmen will land in theaters the same year.
There are some interesting prospects for DC adaptations on the horizon, but with the Warner Brothers machine behind all of the characters, one wonders why more films aren’t landing in theaters. I realize that DC and Warner may rationalize their comparably – to Marvel – lean output by appealing to restraint. And, I would agree that the Marvel movies have taken a nosedive in quality since Blade Trinity stunk up theaters in December of 2004. However, the Marvel films and their sequels still turn a hefty profit. I don’t mean to suggest that Warner Brothers should lower their standards, but putting more comic adaptations in theaters can only help the medium in print. Warner Brothers has the power to do that.
The Spinner Rack
By Ben Johnson and Kurt Amacker
DARK HORSE COMICS
Apocalypse Nerd #6 (Of 6) $2.99
Leroy Neiman Femlin HC (MR) $49.95
Ben: Gizmo is back and this time he’s a chick.
Kurt: Bright light!
Nexus Archives Vol 6 HC $49.95
Perry Bible Fellowship Trial Of Colonel Sweeto HC $14.95
Secret TP $12.95
Ben: The good stuff you hide from your guests.
Kurt: If only you knew…
Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith Photo Comic $9.95
Ben: Look up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s Ben’s ire.
Kurt: This is lame beyond my wildest dreams of lameness.
Tales Of The Fear Agent 12 Steps In One (One Shot) $2.99
Translucent Vol 2 TP $9.95
Ben: They’re really just selling you air.
DC COMICS
52 Aftermath The Four Horsemen #3 (Of 6) $2.99
Action Comics #858 (Note Price) $3.50
Kurt: Geoff Johns, but no Richard Donner.
Action Comics Var Ed #858 $3.50
American Virgin #20 (MR) $2.99
Kurt: The first part of the series’s last arc. Thanks to everyone for not reading a good book.
Batman #670 $2.99
Kurt: First chapter of “The Resurrection Ra's al Ghul,” by Grant Morrison.
Batman Var Ed #670 $2.99
Cartoon Network Block Party #38 $2.25
Countdown Lord Havok And The Extremists #1 (Of 6) $2.99
Didio: How can I save the flaming wreck that is Countdown? I’ve got it! Release even crappier spin-offs!
Countdown To Adventure #3 (Of 8) $3.99
Countdown To Final Crisis 26 $2.99
Ben: Which is the announcement of another weekly series.
Countdown To Mystery #2 (Of 8) $3.99
Ben: Like why the hell is this being published.
Creeper Welcome To Creepville TP $19.99
Ben: What the elementary school kids call Kurt’s house.
Kurt: The thing is, there aren’t any kids left at the school.
Crime Bible The Five Lessons Of Blood #1 (Of 5) $2.99
Crossing Midnight #12 (MR) $2.99
DC Infinite Halloween Special #1 $5.99
Ben: Six bucks might seem like a lot, but it’s a steal for a never-ending comic.
Kurt: The line-up on this book is actually pretty impressive. I think I’m going to get it.
Death Of The New Gods #2 (Of 8) $3.50
Ben: Hopefully something worthwhile.
Kurt: The first issue was good.
Flash Wonderland TP $12.99
Ben: Alice will shriek, but the Hatter and the Walrus are all about it.
Gon Vol 2 $5.99
Jack Of Fables #16 (MR) $2.99
JSA Classified #31 $2.99
Justice Society Of America #10 $2.99
Ben: One of the best things going.
Justice Society Of America Var Ed #10 $2.99
Midnighter Armageddon #1 $2.99
Robin Annual #7 $3.99
Samurai Commando Mission 1549 Vol 2 $9.99
Ben: That’s a lot of missions.
Showcase Presents Teen Titans Vol 2 TP $16.99
Supergirl And The Legion Of Super Heroes #35 $2.99
Superman Confidential #8 $2.99
Supernatural Origins #6 $2.99
Teen Titans Go #48 $2.25
Mary Poppins: Fly a kite.
Trials Of Shazam #9 (Of 12) $2.99
Lawyer: What you did to that man is illegal in some states, Mr. Shazam, and this happens to be one of them.
IMAGE COMICS
Accelerate Vol 1 TP $14.99
Bonds #2 (Of 3) $3.99
Ben: Steroids induced steamers!!!
Kurt: I hate you.
Consumed #4 (Of 4) $2.99
Crimeland GN $9.99
Darkness Levels Complete Cover Set $25.00
Dynamo 5 #8 $2.99
First Born Summer Con Ex Choi Var Cvr #1 (Of 3) $10.00
First Born Summer Con Ex Sejic Var Cvr #1 (Of 3) $10.00
Johnny Delgado Is Dead #2 (Of 2) $3.99
Ben: So is Kurt Cobain…(sniff).
Kiss 4k #4 $2.99
Necromancer Pilot Season #1 $2.99
Ben: So is this the pilot episode, or is the Necromancer a pilot?
Savage Dragon #133 $2.99
Spawn Armageddon Complete Collection TP $29.95
Special Forces #1 (Of 6) $2.99
True Story Swear To God Image Ed #9 $3.50
MARVEL COMICS
Anita Blake VH First Death #2 (Of 2) $3.99
Anita Blake VH First Death #2 (Of 2) Zombie Var $3.99
Ben: She’s not even in the Marvel Universe! This has got to stop!
Annihilation Book 2 TP $24.99
Annihilation Conquest Quasar #4 (Of 4) $2.99
Daredevil Annual #1 $3.99
Ben: That’s why his eyes are yellow!
Kurt: Just when I thought you couldn’t devolve any further, you prove me wrong.
Essential Werewolf By Night Vol 2 TP $16.99
Kurt: As the mayor of Awesome Town, I’d like to declare this Awesome Day 2007.
Immortal Iron Fist Vol 1 TP $14.99
Kurt: This series is really good. It’s a little confusing at times, but I’m really enjoying it.
Iron Man #23 $2.99
MMW Atlas Era Strange Tales Vol 1 HC Var Ed 85 $54.99
MMW Atlas Era Strange Tales Vol 1 New Ed HC $54.99
MMW Fantastic Four Vol 6 HC Var Ed 28 $54.99
MMW Fantastic Four Vol 6 New Ed HC $54.99
Mythos Fantastic Four $3.99
New X-Men #43 $2.99
Sub-Mariner #5 (Of 6) CWI $2.99
Ultimate Power #8 (Of 9) $2.99
Ben: I can smell that sh-t from here.
Wolverine Evolution Black White Prem HC $19.99
Ben: The next stage of his evolution is instant cloning so he really can guest star in every book.
Kurt: I am honestly surprised that Marvel hasn’t used that to explain his multiple appearances.
Wolverine Evolution Prem HC $19.99
X-Men Messiah Complex One Shot MC $3.99
Kurt: I think I’ll be waiting for the trade of this. Then, I’ll continue reading Uncanny X-Men because Brubaker the Mighty is writing it.
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And i know CONSTANTINE wasnt very true to the comics but it was still a good film and it flowed better then Superman Returns.