Dear Mr. Lucas Part II

*Note: This is a followup to the "open letter" I posted yesterday. Go HERE to read that sucker if you haven't already.

Dear Mr. Lucas:

You like to read, I like to read. It's all good.

Go order yourself a nice, pristine copy of "Harper's Encyclopedia of Mystical and Paranormal Experience," as written by Rosemary Ellen Guilley and published by Harper Collins back in1991.

I have a first edition, and Shambhala is listed. It starts on page 544 and goes through page 546. There is enough information to provide a basic outline. All the falling off logs and jumping around snakes can be filled in at a later time.

You could even keep the Russians in it. Have them come looking for you and the chick who got beamed up in "Crystal Skulls."

Sincerely,

Me...again.

And please, lay off any Atlantis material you come across. I just know you'll have a thriving undersea kingdom. Might as well go the whole hog, as they say, and put Aquaman there as well.

(See? It all falls apart too easily. Don't do it George!)