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Mnemosyne 2/3/2008 2:12:26 PM
Ah Slamshut. I totally get you now. You're not jealous of Stella. You're issue have a small dick and this is why your so bitter. You even write about other people's dicks.
SlamShut 2/3/2008 3:39:06 PM
Dear Mnemosyne, You have a girl name. And your post is the first in this discussion to contain the phrase "other people's dicks"; moreover, you are the only person in this discussion thus far who has felt compelled to discuss penises in plural. So according to your own logic, you are obsessed with penises. Girl name. Obsessed with penises. I'll let you do the math. Yours truly, SlamShut, World's Greatest Everything
Chennai 2/3/2008 3:57:21 PM
Dear SlamShut, Ah, so it is true. Don't worry. It's how you use it. Why don't you show us this writing you get paid for rather than this crap you posted under your profile?
Jakester 2/3/2008 5:59:49 PM
Hey, fucktard. Just because someone gets paid to do or to make something does not mean what they do, or make is worthwhile. If you've read "The Da Vinci Code" or watched "House of the Dead," you know what I mean. If you thought either of those pieces of dreck were actually *good*, then say 'bye' to Mommy for me when the short bus comes by to pick you up for special school.
SlamShut 2/3/2008 6:55:20 PM
Quite true, Jake, quite true. This is why I suggested a vote for either Stella's piece or my on, based on each piece's merits, and not where each piece has been published. I notice that you still haven't voted, Chennai.
experiMENTAL 2/3/2008 9:11:04 PM
' Or perhaps, 'Mental, joeybaloney called it right when he said that Stella's prose isn't meant for the average Maniac. Notice she's still here despite the conundrum. Maybe that's intentional. Maybe the site owners really don't give a rat's ass if a few people are annoyed because the material goes over their heads. ' I don't recall saying this piece went over my head or that I did not comprehend it. I stated my disatisfaction in it's inability to be a satisfying read. I don't believe I said I was 'annoyed' by it. ' To the would-be writers lamenting that this "drivel" is accepted by the site's owners but yours is not: Perhaps there is a lesson for you in this. Perhaps you are not the writer that you think you are. Worth considering?? ' Nah. Not worth considering. I said I did some writing. Nothing more. No lessons needed. Unless you wrote this pile yourself and are emotionally ill-equipped to deal with the obligatory criticism, then I don't really see your position. SlamShut, I quite literally could not have expressed it better myself. Well said sir. I'm in for balls in a bagel.
SlamShut 2/3/2008 10:34:52 PM
Thanks, Mental. Oh, and to the Pretension Twins-- looks like so far it's 4 and 0, with my torrid bagel-rape vignette in the lead. But hey, I'm willing to let the rope play out on this... who knows, maybe come Monday morning this piece will have attracted a whole gaggle of nonsense-loving navelgazers. Tell you what-- let's toss this one out on the shoulders of the Info-mation Superhighway. I'm submitting it to Digg. We'll see what happens.
SlamShut 2/3/2008 10:43:11 PM
Ahhh, there we go. Submitted. REQUEST: If any of you have Digg accounts, please take a moment to Digg up the story, so that it can be read and judged by a wider audience. Thanks for your help!
mckracken 2/4/2008 12:14:36 AM
Slamshut, generally as a rule I avoid columns such as this. Why? Simple, if you have nothing to contribute to the article, and with this article "contributing" is almost a mute point, I stay away, heck I'm a self admitted simpleton. I prefer my articles to read "Joe Johnson is the new Director of The Wolfman" or "Bruce Willis was cast as John MacLain...again" you know... simple straight to the point stuff that doesnt make your brain hurt before, durring or after reading Stella's inspirational poems for the extremely complex free-thinker. Ahh yes, apparantly I'm not one with the "in" crowd, I relate best to Homer Simpson and I dont play well with others. However I take my satisfaction in knowing that Mania DOES publish my articles.. they're just doing it as something called a "comment" and they dont pay for my thoughts because I'm a simpleton. Personally I dont really give a shit about connoisseurs predictions or culminating the several dynamic layers of enigmatic seedlings which are poised to sprout, Triggers Pre-Seeding San Francisco nonsense ...Trigger was a fucking horse for God's sake. At least I know that much... I'm going back to other articles which are easy for me to understand... see you in the Joe Johnson for Wolfman thread Slamshut. dick in a bottle.
Chennai 2/4/2008 6:00:01 AM
Well, ShamSlut, I vote for Stella's article. It stands to be a better piece than yours. Your piece in its entire year of existence has generated no conversation until now. Your piece is as dull as your life. Oh, look, I haven't used any big words in my reponse. I must be a REAL writer like YOU. experimental before you respond. You are stupid. And yes, just like you say, you are an asshole. Go to class and stop wasting your parent's money.
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