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DVD Shopping Bag: Plan 9: Cure for the Summer Blues

Surviving a Lackluster Summer

By Robert T. Trate     July 07, 2009


Plan 9 From Outer Space is one your cure for the Summer Blues
© Mania.com/Robert Trate

 

I don’t know about you but the summer for me has been incredibly disappointing. X-Men Origins: Wolverine was all right but it in no way was it a homerun. Star Trek was incredible and I think that is something we all can agree on. Terminator Salvation was one giant dud and Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen was well, for me, just plain terrible. Should I even go into Year One or Land of the Lost? No. There have been a few surprises this summer. Up was not one of them. I for one, saw fifteen minutes of Up at the New York Comic Con and was sold. Yes, after only fifteen minutes I was ready to give it a best picture nomination. The big surprises were the Hangover and Sam Raimi’s triumphant return to horror with Drag Me to Hell, a movie which I have now dubbed Drag Me to Awesome.
 
I got the summer blues right after the Transformers snore fest and decided that this summer is now a wash. It’s over people and it is the first week of July. Sure there is another Harry Potter coming but Duncan Jones’ Moon is no where to be found outside of the big cities, Chicago, L.A. and New York. I love movies but in this economy I am not driving to one of the major metropolitan cities to see just a movie.
 
Even the science fiction, horror and fantasy DVD and Blu-ray releases have been lame. I have already burned through LOST season 1 and 2 on Blu-ray (see column). I have watched all of True Blood, in less than three days mind you, and re-watched all the Transformers from season 1 (see column). This week alone offers some real craptacular films with The Unborn and The Knowing. I am looking forward to Push but it’s lackluster box office draw means it is pretty much a once and done deal.
 
Remember when the summers were packed with a new release every week? In correlation with that big release there were always plenty of DVD tie-ins. The original film or the TV show it was based on hit the stores. This week’s releases are poor because nothing is coming out in the theaters. When Grumpy Old Men on Blu-ray is the only thing I want to pick up there is a problem.
 
So, I have put into action Plan 9. Plan 9 is my back up plan for when Hollywood fails to deliver. Last year this wasn’t a problem. Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Wall-E and even Indiana Jones delivered plenty of thrills and kept the summer rocking. Well this summer isn’t anything like last summer so here is my Plan 9 contingency. Feel free to use Plan 9 to cure your summer blues as well. What makes this plan brilliant is that many of these movies are either already in your library or easily available. 
 
First, pick a sequel, a good sequel that outshines its predecessor. The film: James Cameron’s Aliens. It is over an hour before the title characters even show up but when they do all hell breaks lose. It is the kick ass action film that this summer is missing. It easily replaces both Terminator Salvation and Transformers 2. Plus it will get you ready for the return of Cameron when his film Avatar hits the big screen.
 
There must be a comedy, something with heart and lot of laughs. However since this is the genre site only one film comes to mind, Back to the Future. Admit it you are already nostalgic for Doc and Marty’s adventure in 1955. The music, the car even Biff will be welcomed on your TV as you sit back and watch the first film in what is probably the last unsoiled trilogy.
 
You have to have a superhero film, something that stands out and makes you think but still delivers the thrills. Sure there are plenty of superhero films from last year but they need a rest. My choice: Unbreakable. Sure M. Night Shyamalan needs to prove himself again (fingers crossed for The Last Airbender) but his follow up to the Sixth Sense was an instant classic. Maybe the rest of the world didn’t see it at the time, hell practically most of the world still doesn’t see it but we all know that David Dunn’s first adventure was one for the ages.
 
Plan 9 of course needs to have Ed Wood’s cult classic Plan 9 From Outer Space at the end of it. Ed Wood’s classic is a right of passage for all film aficionados. Many of us have friends that have never seen it and it is after all only seventy-nine minutes long so it will only hurt for a little while. Consider it a baptism of fire because Plan 9 From Outer Space must be seen to be believed. The laughter and conversations that follow will fill the rest of those long summer nights.
 
All of the films I have mentioned above are not to be watched alone. Invite some friends over and share in the best part of the movies by making a night of it. Put the TV on the porch and sit out under the stars. Sure you might be cramped and end up sitting on some lawn furniture but you’ll have fun. The cure for the summer blues involves some good friends and great movies and Plan 9 accomplishes that. After all isn’t that what the summer is all about?
 
ACTION / ADVENTURE / KUNG FU/ THRILLERS / WESTERNS
 
A Day in the Life ~ Omar Epps
 
Five Fingers ~ Laurence Fishburne, Colm Meaney, Antonie Kamerling, and Saïd Taghmaoui
 
Garrison ~ James Barnes, Elizabeth Ingalls, Kerry Valderrama, and Erik Collins
 
Night Train [Blu-ray] ~ Danny Glover, Leelee Sobieski, and Steve Zahn
 
 
ANIME
 
 
 
 
 
 
Grave of the Fireflies ~ Tsutomu Tatsumi, Ayano Shiraishi, Akemi Yamaguchi, and Yoshiko
Shinohara
 
 
 
 
 
 
CARTOONS
 
Peanuts: 1960's Collection (A Charlie Brown Christmas / Charlie Brown's All-Stars / It's the Great Pumpkin / You're in Love / He's Your Dog / It Was a Short Summer) ~ Peter Robbins, Gail DeFaria, Christopher Shea, and Sally Dryer
 
CLASSICS
 
Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves ~ Maria Montez, Jon Hall, and Turhan Bey
 
Beau Geste ~ Gary Cooper, Ray Milland, and Robert Preston
 
The Beloved Rogue (1926) (Silent) ~ John Barrymore, Conrad Veidt, Marceline Day, and Mack Swain
 
Lonely are the Brave ~ Kirk Douglas, Gena Rowlands, Walter Matthau, and George Kennedy
 
Sherlock Holmes (1922) (Silent) ~ John Barrymore, Roland Young, Carol Dempster, and William Powell
 
Tempest (1928) (Silent) (B&W) ~ John Barrymore
 
Trail of the Lonesome Pine ~ Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray, and Sylvia Sidney
 
COMEDY AND LOVE Mania Style
 
Grumpy Old Men [Blu-ray] ~ Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, and Meredith
 
HORROR
 
Dead Wood
 
The Deep [Blu-ray] ~ Robert Shaw, Jacqueline Bisset, Nick Nolte, and Louis Gossett Jr.
 
Near Dark ~ Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Lance Henriksen, and Bill Paxton
 
Night Stalker ~ Doug Jones, Lucy Lawless, Zoe Bell, and Jake Abel
 
One Missed Call Final ~ Maki Horikita, Meisa Kuroki, and Jang Geun-Seok
 
The Unborn ~ Odette Yustman
 
SCIENCE FICTION / FANTASY
 
Doctor Who: Attack of the Cybermen (Episode 138) ~ Colin Baker
 
Doctor Who: The Rescue / The Romans (Episodes 11 & 12) ~ William Hartnell
 
Knowing ~ Nicolas Cage
 
Knowing [Blu-ray]
 
Push ~ Chris Evans
 
Push [Blu-ray]
 
TV LAND
 
Callan: Set 1 ~ Edward Woodward
 
Matlock: The Third Season ~ Andy Griffith
 
Murder, She Wrote: The Complete Tenth Season ~ Angela Lansbury
 
Reno 911!: The Complete Sixth Season ~ Cedric Yarbrough, Robert Ben Garant, and Thomas Lennon
 
Third Watch: The Complete Second Season ~ Coby Bell, Skipp Sudduth, Jason Wiles, and Michael Beach
 
BOX SETS
 
Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Movie Collection - Set 4 ~ David Suchet, Harriet Walter, Raji James, and Adam De Ville
 
Mystery Science Theater 3000: XV ~ Joel Hodgson, Mike Nelson, and Trace Beaulieu
 
John Barrymore Collection (Sherlock Holmes / Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde / The Beloved Rogue / Tempest) (4pc) (Silent) (Full) ~ John Barrymore
 
Robert Trate writes two weekly columns for Mania the DVD Shopping Bag and the Toy Maniac. Robert also participates in a pod cast that reviews movies, comics and celebrates all things geek. Check it out at You’ve Got Geek on You.com.

COMMENTS AND RESPONSES

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ultrazilla2000 7/7/2009 2:18:09 AM

OMG...Robert, Robert, Robert...dissing on Transformers 2 and Terminator Salvation yet giving the last Indiana Jones ANY amount of praise is enough to have your fandom card revoked.  Shame on you!

 

;)

jedibanner 7/7/2009 5:44:52 AM

Well, everyone's entitled to their opinion.

I for one (or the millions and millions of other people too) enjoyed Transformers 2 and enjoyed it more then Indiana Jones and Terminator Salvation.  It's for sure not the best movie but it's the one I had the most fun watching (cause let's face it, we don't need our brain to watch a movie like Trans. 2).

redhairs99 7/7/2009 6:55:31 AM

Robert, you had me until Unbreakable!  I've seen been able to see what everyone else sees in M. Night Shamhack.  I watched the Sixth Sense and figured out the crappy twist before the opening credits.  Signs, Unbreakable, The Village, Lady in the Water, Crap, Crap, Crap and Crap.

The summer has been pretty lackluster, and how anyone can come out of Transformers 2 having enjoyed the film is beyond me.  It's too boring and tedious and for me, those are two things that shouldn't happen with a film about giant f'n robots fighting giant f'n robots.

Wolverine could have been good, but it was made by 20th Century Fox, so we knew it'd blow.  T4, well, I have only three letters to describe to you all why that bombed:  McG.

Star Trek was fantastic!  And, I think you might be right, Robert, we should change Raimi's film to Drag Me to Awesome!  It has a nice ring.

Looking forward to Harry Potter next week, and a hand full of the other films yet to come like Mike Judge's new flick and I'll see Halloween 2, but the trailers aren't really getting me excited to see it (I thought the first Zombie Halloween was pretty decent, mostly the stuff in the first 30 minutes to an hour, though).

With Aliens, I still have a hard time saying that it's "better" than Alien.  To me, they are in completely different film genres.  Alien is a horror/Thriller film and Aliens is more Sci-Fi/Action.  That's what makes it difficult for me at least to come the two.

Check out the Legend Films version of Plan 9 From Outer Space if you get the chance.  It's got a colorized and B&W version both with commentary from the one and only Michael J. Nelson minus the bots.

StarlightGuard 7/7/2009 10:12:29 AM

I'm still not touching the Star Trek movie.

But, yeah, it's been a slow year for movies. Up has been the best so far, and I still intend to see Harry Potter and Bruno in the coming days.

And, yes, I intend to see New Moon this November. I (finally) saw the preview on Reelz Channel the other day.

But what I really want to say is I went over to the podcast, and attempted to download the whole damned thing in an effort to hear what a Movie Lord sounds like!

Well, I did hear what our Movie Lord sounded like (funny, I expected booming bass tones demanding BRING UNTO ME UNSPOILED VIRGINS SO THAT I MAY MAKE THEM GENRE FANS AND HAVE MY WAY WITH THEM AS WELL).

Oh well...

But what really disappointed me was the fact, according to Firefox's estimates, it would take a good 12 hours (at least) for the podcast to fully load.

To hell with that.

But I tried, all mighty and merciful Movie Lord.

I tried.

It's just dialup really, really sucks.

On a completely unrelated side note, every time I think of Hanso, I think of Hansel, Gretel, Witch Hazel and Bugs Bunny going "Hanso? Hanso?" in different inflections.

Nothing but love for Hanso, I should add.

Hanso. Hanso? Hanso.

kwsupes 7/7/2009 2:00:07 PM

Robert, I am down with Unbreakable as well. I love the movie and the score is very well done. I haven't seen the Happening yet, but outside of it I have enjoyed all of Shylaman's films. I think he got too hyped up after Sixth Sense and everyone has had such high expectations that they can't appreciate his work, but I do.

As for Terminator: Salvation, I liked it, it was solid, not amazing, but solid enough. I want to see Up and Transformers, but my wife and I just had a baby so I may be catching the DVDs of those films. Watching the Dark Knight again is on my to do list and Back to the Future. For cheesy fun, I would highly recommend the Last Starfighter. It ain't Shakespeare, but still one of my favorite movies from my childhood and it still holds up alright. The Explorers is another great 80s SciFi movie that is utter cheese, but still pretty awesome. The ultimate ball of cheese that deserves a place alongside Plan 9 is the 80s Flash Gordon. It is awesomely bad, but a lot of fun and proves once and for all that Timothy Dalton sucks as an actor and never deserved to be James Bond.

redhairs99 7/7/2009 3:17:10 PM

Dalton may have sucked in Flash Gordon, but he was freakin' AWESOME in Hot Fuzz.  Such a great performance.

Gotta agree too with your recommendations of Last Starfighter and Explorers (actually rewatched that a couple months back).  Both are great fun.

And sorry Kwsupes, but we might have to just agree to disagree on Shamhack.  I went into seeing Sixth Sense with no expectations and came out wondering how so many people thought it was brilliant.  Same goes for the rest of his films.  I never went in to all of them with no expectations and came out shaking my head and wondering how the guy still gets to make films.  I know I'm in the minority for a couple of his films, but I stand by my views.

jppintar326 7/7/2009 4:49:25 PM

No we don't have to agree on Star Trek.  I couldn't stand it.  I would rather watch Land of the Lost again (which I liked) than even think about Star Trek.  It was ridiculously illogical and I didn't like the younger versions of Kirk and company.  I'm sick and tired of hearing how great Star Trek was when I left depressed.   Next to Watchmen, worst movie of the year.

kwsupes 7/7/2009 9:54:13 PM

jppintar, you should change your name to hater326 man. The next thing you are going to say is that Pink Panther 2 was a better sequel than The Dark Knight or how all of Nicolas Cage's movie belong in the summer and not some second rate slot in April where they don't have much competition because Nic Cage is fastly becoming the next Bogart or Brando.

themovielord 7/7/2009 10:06:44 PM

Kwsupes, The Last Starfighter is coming to Blu-ray soon so I am saving that for the end of the summer. But you're right the 80's Flash Gordon should go into Plan 9!!!!

jppintar326 7/8/2009 4:44:57 AM

Hey kwsupes, what is your problem?  I gave a minority opinion about Star Trek and you give me crap.  Star Trek was more than just a bad moive, it killed Star Trek for me.  I don't need jerks like you telling me how I feel.  You have your opinion and I have mine.  I don't ask you to agree with it, just respect it.  For the record, Terminator: Salvation was okay even if after a week, I forgot completely that I had seen it.

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