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DVD Shopping Bag: Plan 9: Cure for the Summer Blues
Surviving a Lackluster Summer By
Robert T. Trate
July 07, 2009
Plan 9 From Outer Space is one your cure for the Summer Blues
© Mania.com/Robert Trate
I don’t know about you but the summer for me has been incredibly disappointing. X-Men Origins: Wolverine was all right but it in no way was it a homerun. Star Trek was incredible and I think that is something we all can agree on. Terminator Salvation was one giant dud and Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen was well, for me, just plain terrible. Should I even go into Year One or Land of the Lost? No. There have been a few surprises this summer. Up was not one of them. I for one, saw fifteen minutes of Up at the New York Comic Con and was sold. Yes, after only fifteen minutes I was ready to give it a best picture nomination. The big surprises were the Hangover and Sam Raimi’s triumphant return to horror with Drag Me to Hell, a movie which I have now dubbed Drag Me to Awesome.
I got the summer blues right after the Transformers snore fest and decided that this summer is now a wash. It’s over people and it is the first week of July. Sure there is another Harry Potter coming but Duncan Jones’ Moon is no where to be found outside of the big cities, Chicago, L.A. and New York. I love movies but in this economy I am not driving to one of the major metropolitan cities to see just a movie.
Even the science fiction, horror and fantasy DVD and Blu-ray releases have been lame. I have already burned through LOST season 1 and 2 on Blu-ray (see column). I have watched all of True Blood, in less than three days mind you, and re-watched all the Transformers from season 1 (see column). This week alone offers some real craptacular films with The Unborn and The Knowing. I am looking forward to Push but it’s lackluster box office draw means it is pretty much a once and done deal.
Remember when the summers were packed with a new release every week? In correlation with that big release there were always plenty of DVD tie-ins. The original film or the TV show it was based on hit the stores. This week’s releases are poor because nothing is coming out in the theaters. When Grumpy Old Men on Blu-ray is the only thing I want to pick up there is a problem.
So, I have put into action Plan 9. Plan 9 is my back up plan for when Hollywood fails to deliver. Last year this wasn’t a problem. Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Wall-E and even Indiana Jones delivered plenty of thrills and kept the summer rocking. Well this summer isn’t anything like last summer so here is my Plan 9 contingency. Feel free to use Plan 9 to cure your summer blues as well. What makes this plan brilliant is that many of these movies are either already in your library or easily available.
First, pick a sequel, a good sequel that outshines its predecessor. The film: James Cameron’s Aliens. It is over an hour before the title characters even show up but when they do all hell breaks lose. It is the kick ass action film that this summer is missing. It easily replaces both Terminator Salvation and Transformers 2. Plus it will get you ready for the return of Cameron when his film Avatar hits the big screen.
There must be a comedy, something with heart and lot of laughs. However since this is the genre site only one film comes to mind, Back to the Future. Admit it you are already nostalgic for Doc and Marty’s adventure in 1955. The music, the car even Biff will be welcomed on your TV as you sit back and watch the first film in what is probably the last unsoiled trilogy.
You have to have a superhero film, something that stands out and makes you think but still delivers the thrills. Sure there are plenty of superhero films from last year but they need a rest. My choice: Unbreakable. Sure M. Night Shyamalan needs to prove himself again (fingers crossed for The Last Airbender) but his follow up to the Sixth Sense was an instant classic. Maybe the rest of the world didn’t see it at the time, hell practically most of the world still doesn’t see it but we all know that David Dunn’s first adventure was one for the ages.
Plan 9 of course needs to have Ed Wood’s cult classic Plan 9 From Outer Space at the end of it. Ed Wood’s classic is a right of passage for all film aficionados. Many of us have friends that have never seen it and it is after all only seventy-nine minutes long so it will only hurt for a little while. Consider it a baptism of fire because Plan 9 From Outer Space must be seen to be believed. The laughter and conversations that follow will fill the rest of those long summer nights.
All of the films I have mentioned above are not to be watched alone. Invite some friends over and share in the best part of the movies by making a night of it. Put the TV on the porch and sit out under the stars. Sure you might be cramped and end up sitting on some lawn furniture but you’ll have fun. The cure for the summer blues involves some good friends and great movies and Plan 9 accomplishes that. After all isn’t that what the summer is all about?
ACTION / ADVENTURE / KUNG FU/ THRILLERS / WESTERNS
Five Fingers ~ Laurence Fishburne, Colm Meaney, Antonie Kamerling, and Saïd Taghmaoui
Garrison ~ James Barnes, Elizabeth Ingalls, Kerry Valderrama, and Erik Collins
ANIME
Shinohara
CARTOONS
Peanuts: 1960's Collection (A Charlie Brown Christmas / Charlie Brown's All-Stars / It's the Great Pumpkin / You're in Love / He's Your Dog / It Was a Short Summer) ~ Peter Robbins, Gail DeFaria, Christopher Shea, and Sally Dryer
CLASSICS
Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves ~ Maria Montez, Jon Hall, and Turhan Bey
Beau Geste ~ Gary Cooper, Ray Milland, and Robert Preston
The Beloved Rogue (1926) (Silent) ~ John Barrymore, Conrad Veidt, Marceline Day, and Mack Swain
Lonely are the Brave ~ Kirk Douglas, Gena Rowlands, Walter Matthau, and George Kennedy
Sherlock Holmes (1922) (Silent) ~ John Barrymore, Roland Young, Carol Dempster, and William Powell
Tempest (1928) (Silent) (B&W) ~ John Barrymore
Trail of the Lonesome Pine ~ Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray, and Sylvia Sidney
COMEDY AND LOVE Mania Style
Grumpy Old Men [Blu-ray] ~ Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, and Meredith
HORROR
Dead Wood
The Deep [Blu-ray] ~ Robert Shaw, Jacqueline Bisset, Nick Nolte, and Louis Gossett Jr.
Near Dark ~ Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Lance Henriksen, and Bill Paxton
Night Stalker ~ Doug Jones, Lucy Lawless, Zoe Bell, and Jake Abel
One Missed Call Final ~ Maki Horikita, Meisa Kuroki, and Jang Geun-Seok
The Unborn ~ Odette Yustman
SCIENCE FICTION / FANTASY
Doctor Who: Attack of the Cybermen (Episode 138) ~ Colin Baker
Doctor Who: The Rescue / The Romans (Episodes 11 & 12) ~ William Hartnell
Knowing ~ Nicolas Cage
Knowing [Blu-ray]
Push ~ Chris Evans
Push [Blu-ray]
TV LAND
Callan: Set 1 ~ Edward Woodward
Matlock: The Third Season ~ Andy Griffith
Murder, She Wrote: The Complete Tenth Season ~ Angela Lansbury
Reno 911!: The Complete Sixth Season ~ Cedric Yarbrough, Robert Ben Garant, and Thomas Lennon
Third Watch: The Complete Second Season ~ Coby Bell, Skipp Sudduth, Jason Wiles, and Michael Beach
BOX SETS
Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Movie Collection - Set 4 ~ David Suchet, Harriet Walter, Raji James, and Adam De Ville
Mystery Science Theater 3000: XV ~ Joel Hodgson, Mike Nelson, and Trace Beaulieu
John Barrymore Collection (Sherlock Holmes / Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde / The Beloved Rogue / Tempest) (4pc) (Silent) (Full) ~ John Barrymore
OMG...Robert, Robert, Robert...dissing on Transformers 2 and Terminator Salvation yet giving the last Indiana Jones ANY amount of praise is enough to have your fandom card revoked. Shame on you!
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