FAMILY GUY Feature Headed to DVD

Maybe Futurama will be next?

With all due respect!!! Forget FUTURAMA, LONG LIVE FAMILY GUY!!!

This just totally made my day. Can't wait :-)

This is old news. The film was announced a while ago and a leak has been floating around on the internet for almost a month. And a Futurama has been greenlighted for a straight to DVD movie as well. It is also optioned for sequels(why forget a cartoon with good writing and limitless environment, Jester...better than King of the Hill IMO) Futurama may not match the slapstick of Family Guy, but it was incredibly well written when at its best. In my opinion it's on par with Family Guy if not better than.

best Stewie quotes:

Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!

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Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

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Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

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(Brian licking himself)
Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.


STEWIE ROCKS!!!!!

LOL!! Thanks sharpe. That really made my day. My coworers probably think I'm going crazy sitting here laughing out loud.

coworkers that is

Those were good... But here are the top 3 Stewie Quotes of all time...

1. Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

2. Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

3. Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with

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his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

First of all, Family Guy is as funny as getting told you have colon cancer… secondly, nothing is second to Futurama. It has never been cleared in my mind why Futurama got canceled, but this show still goes on. It's not good, it's not funny and now they are coming out with a crap-filled 2 hour movie, as though 25 minutes of this yawn fest wasn't bad enough.