The User above you!

[Immortal1982]

Why?

Because no lounge is complete without a fun thread.

~SkY~

[Queen Mae]

^^^ Is undoubtedly very happy to be the first man above me.

[Minion]

^^^Really should have known that it wouldn't be long until there was a man below her as well.

Minion: Terribly inappropriate

[Trazalca]

^^^will never achieve greatness unless the elusive banana is captured and possessed like all his other victims of his absolute compulsive obsessiveness.

[neglet]

^^^ makes it obvious he's lying by continually covering his mouth with his hand.

[Meathead]

Run! The grammer police be here!^^^patrolling the boards for your grammatical safety.

[Trazalca]

^^^ needs to hide under the warmth of Neglet's grammatical wings for safety and codependency.

[omicron]

^^ is just warming up for a KING-SIZED rant...

[Trazalca]

^^^ knows me ALL too well. ;)

[Jakester]

^^heeee wants candy!

[Bark]

^^The only guy here who doesn't fantasize about Carnival.

[aakron1]

hey gang

[Meathead]

^^^Is not quite sure how a "The User above you" thread works, but is welcome anyways...

[omicron]

^^^ is Canadian, but we love him anyways.
^^^ wonders how long before his ass shows up on this board

[Meathead]

^^^Has just prompted Bokchoi Cowboy to destroy the quality level of these boards with a picture of my ass...

[Metuzalem]

^ He wants sweet, sweet can(dy).

[Bark]

^^Knows what is popular on these boards. :)

[Metuzalem]

^ Would like to come visit my home on whore island.

[Trazalca]

:eek: ^^^ Unafraid to show skin- even his own!

[Metuzalem]

^ Wants to see MY skin??!?!?!?!?!?:eek:

[Strider]

^^^Has skin in several flavors including BBQ and Nacho Cheese!!

[TrixieB]

^^ sounds tasty!!

[Meathead]

^^^Is mighty tasty...

[Queen Mae]

^^^^ Likes that Old Time Religion

[southpaw]

^^Is VERY happy to see me.

[Space Tycoon]

^^^^
^^^^

Is still a little green on these boards....

[southpaw]

^^will always be spacey to me.

[Space Tycoon]

^^ Hopefully will keep his paws--south and north-- to himself...

[southpaw]

^that's what he says NOW.....

[Queen Mae]

^^^ Should read the rules thread in the Lost forum.

[southpaw]

^^^is my most favorite.

[Rowanberry]

^^ is still a sock puppet. :p

[MPG]

^^Is now a... something.

[Jakester]

^^believes that, like Spongebob, America is ready (probably he doesn't really believe this, but work with me here).

[Kaeos]

^^might be talking to himself again. {Hey good conversation is where you find it!}

[Jakester]

^^if he's the game, and he's playing, he's playing with himself.

[neglet]

^^ has just made the obligatory "Jakester playing with himself" joke WAAAAAAY too easy.

But then, "too easy" and "Jakester" go hand in hand, or some other body part in hand.

[Jakester]

^^likes fantasy role-playing.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

^^ Likes fantasy playing with his roll....

[Trazalca]

^^^ needs to work on his weak double-entedre skills. :p

[neglet]

^^ uses the skins of fresh cars to make his gloves.

Smell the glove!

[Bill_the_Pony]

^ !

Has one 70's retro uber chic avatar. :cool:

Like a tie-dye potholder.

[Trazalca]

^^ a card carrying member of the rainbow coalition.

[Metuzalem]

^ Loves it when balls are in his face

[DaForce]

^^ apparently knows way too much about Traz's personal life.

[Kaeos]

^^^has brought in DaNoise and brought in DaFunk

[neglet]

^^ Appears to be wearing tighty whities with a UPC code on the front.

[Kaeos]

^^apparently wants to scan me:D

[American]

^^is back and ready to party....in his underwear

[TrixieB]

^^is back in ready to party... commando!!!

[DaForce]

^^ baby's got back.




:winks:

[madi]

^^ thinks he has front.

[Trazalca]

^^^ thinks.

[Cncrman]

^^Just like his avatar, he is breeding like a rabbit. :winks:

[KingVoyeur]

^^^ Thankfully will never breed. :p

[Kaeos]

^^likes to watch

[Trazalca]

^^ wishes someone would watch him.

[Jakester]

^^smells his car

[Metuzalem]

^ Smells his face, and ladies shoes in the shop too!

[Jakester]

^^must tell me who that slut is in his sig.

[KingVoyeur]

^^Trying to start on online pimp service

[neglet]

^^ would loooove to watch that.

[DaForce]

^^ is signed up as the "Grammar Dominatrix".

[southpaw]

^wonders what he did with DaForce2 and DaForce3?

[madi]

^^ ate North Paw, sent East Paw, west and West Paw, east

[Kaeos]

^^'recon she's sad,...after all she lost her paw :green:

[southpaw]

^his avatar has "roid rage".

[Kaeos]

^^is getting a needle and thread to sew on some muscles, baby!

[TrixieB]

^^ looks like he's wearing Stonehenge under-roos!!

[Kaeos]

^^^digs... ancient monuments..?!?!?!?

[southpaw]

^has a DX shirt hidden somewhere "just in case".

[Kaeos]

^gets it :D

[southpaw]

^^^ he has got two words for ya.

[neglet]

^^ likes playing with fonts.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Like playing with....well, you know....

[Cncrman]

^^Likes watching her play with...well, you know

[Trazalca]

^^ knows way more than he should. ;)

[Meathead]

^^^Has not really gone rantifying in a goodly while

[Cncrman]

^^Made me have to edit my post because I was too slow

[Trazalca]

^^^ should have directed meathead to the Only A Test thread I created...tis a rant it is...:cool:

[Cncrman]

^^should admit his undying love for Oompahs

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Should come out of the Oompah closet.

[omicron]

^^ is fitting in just fine.

[Cncrman]

^^Knows all about fitting things in.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Taught Omi everything he knows.

[DaForce]

^^ is willing to pay for lessons.

[neglet]

^^ is willing to pay for waxing.

[DaForce]

^^ will wax me for free, because she's into that pain thing.

[kah]

^^just got a Brazillian wax

[Cncrman]

^^Likes to "Wax on, Wax off"

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Likes "wax off" too much.

[Cncrman]

^^Always seems to be posting right behind me in this thread. Like the view? ;)

[kah]

^^way too interested in ass

[Cncrman]

^^now she knows why I walk about 3 steps behind her.

[kah]

^^should try keeping his barn door shut, yuck

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Loves a good romp in the barn.

[DaForce]

^^ keeps a smallish pony in the barn.

[kah]

^^hangs out in the barn often

[DaForce]

^^ lives in the barn

[kah]

^^is jealous

[Cncrman]

^^is flexible.

[kah]

^^wishes he could test his "theory"

[KingVoyeur]

^^ In love with the barn's resident mad cow.

[Kaeos]

^^is gaining a post count veeerrry quickly

[kah]

^^is the mad cow in question ;)

[Kaeos]

^^may have figured me out. shi t!

[kah]

^^thinks?

[Penfold]

^^ Likes kidnapping fat kids to watch them do the Truffle Shuffle.

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Has experianced the full fury of the Truffle Shuffle

[Kaeos]

^^Is back baby!

(whatup Q?:D )

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Is excited for more then three reasons.


(Yeah - it took me a while to notice that the forums had switched)

[kah]

^^has danced the truffle shuffle?

[Senormac]

^^ always sings her favorite song in the shower....."trussssstttt in meeeeee"........"trussssstttt in meeeeeee" ...."jusssssstt in meeeee"

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Does other things besides sing in the shower

[DaForce]

^^ helps.

[southpaw]

^^watches

[Kaeos]

^^is often, and sadly, mistaken for the wash cloth....:(

[kah]

^^wants to be the soap on the washcloth

<< is a girl, dammit(thankyou, Senormac)

[Kaeos]

^^cut me deep this day, sister... cut me deep :winks:

[DaForce]

^^ likes it deep.



(Hey, no one else was going to say it.)

[KingVoyeur]

^^ takes it deep

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Thinks deeply.

[Kaeos]

^Appears to have lost his "Q"

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Has gained a man with neon nipples.

[TheNewGuy]

^ How awesome is Sgt. Awesome?

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Really wants to know

[Queen Mae]

^^^ Not as pretty as I am.

[Jakester]

^^twerp.

[TrixieB]

^^perv.

[American]

^all of the above

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

None of the above.

[Senormac]

^^ used to be a major but got demoted for being so awesome

[Kaeos]

^^Is still roam'n a-la gnome

[Trazalca]

^^^ loves to spray water into the air before every entrance he makes, even to the dentist's. :jumpie2:

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Collects eggs

[Senormac]

^^ three leaf clovers helpless furry little snow seals

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Doesn't play cards that much.

[Trazalca]

^^^ In da club.

[Penfold]

^^ Knows for whom the bell tolls.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

^^Suffers from multiple personalities...

[Trazalca]

^^^has an icon that does rectal exams on the side.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

^^Is the next customer for that exam....and the next....and the next....

[neglet]

^^ thinks SW3 needed a few more rectal exams to make it the perfect movie....

[Senormac]

^^ knows that all her rectal exams are behind her

[Jakester]

^^secretly plays catcher.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ gets all dusty sliding into home

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Gets all dusty sliding in somewhere else

[kah]

^^ has a dusty mind (can't even think up a better reply, than "somewhere else", LAWD! To what depths have our filthy minds dropped?)

<<likes the reference to The Princess Bride. RIP Andre the Giant

<<is still a HER! DAMMIT!!

[Trazalca]

^^^dropped his mind in the gutter.

[KingVoyeur]

^^^ Brain-washed it for him.

[Trazalca]

^^ had a brain freeze.

[Malenko]

^^ is the surgeon

[Senormac]

^^ inventor of the phrase "king me" during play at checkers

[Trazalca]

^^^ a complete and total "gnome"-skull.

[kah]

^^ is late for a very important date

[southpaw]

^^is cheesy.









MMMmmmmmmm......CHEESE!

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

smells like cheese.


<< has an english teacher that looks like Wesely (from the Princess Bride)

<< remains a boy

[kah]

^^is crunchy?

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Is not very decisive

[kah]

^^is being judgemental

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Is watching Judge Judy

[southpaw]

^is on Judge Judy for beating up someones pet seal.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Having an affair with the seal.

[southpaw]

^can't keep a secret.:romy:

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Really like seals

[southpaw]

^really hate seals

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Is left handed

[Kaeos]

^^Was promoted from Pvt. Part, to Cpl. Punishment, and will likely be elevated to Maj. As shole shortly. :D

[neglet]

^^Has a thing for Col. Sanders

[Trazalca]

^^^thinks herself finger licking good.

[American]

^^^has a finger licking fetish

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Prefers toe licking.

[Malenko]

^^Is washing their toes right now

[Cncrman]

^^Hail to the King, baby.

[kah]

^^wishes he could be King's consort

<<doesn't know how many times SHE has to say it- GGGGGrrrrrr

[Trazalca]

^^doesn't realize he'd prefer to be the king's escort.

[Cncrman]

^^Is just a joker.

[Trazalca]

^^^fancies himself as the butcher, baker and candlestick maker.

[Cncrman]

^^Jack of all Trades

(gotta stick with the card deck theme here)

[kah]

^^Queen of Hearts

[Cncrman]

^^is about to get Clubbed

[Malenko]

^^Is sure it isn't spades

[KingVoyeur]

^^Needs a One-Eyed Jack

[Trazalca]

^^^ doesn't have a full deck.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Always loses at 52 card pick-up.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

^^Plays that game with his butt-cheeks...

[neglet]

^^wonders whether Superman can turn coal into diamonds with his butt-cheeks...

[southpaw]

^my pet name for her is Crazy Quilt.

[Trazalca]

^^^goes crazy whenever he is told to "put a sock in it."

[kah]

^^should stop offering the sock from his pants

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Should offer him something he might prefer from her lingerie draw.

[kah]

^^should charge for such intelligent advice

[Malenko]

^^Charges a penny

[kah]

^^should stop talking so poorly about himself

[Malenko]

^^can't help but notice my flaws

[Senormac]

^^ flirts with the court when the burger queen isn't around

[Kaeos]

^^Seeks to re-kindle the age old fued between the King of Burgers and the King of the Gnomes. For seuth!

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Wishes she hadn't accepted the offer

< Gets it

[Rowanberry]

Claims to have got it, whatever "it" may be.

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Clearly doesn't understand.

[kah]

^^isn't being clear

[Trazalca]

^^^clearly from Wisconsin, land O cheese.

[neglet]

^^Would love to live in a house made o' cheese.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ The cheese stands alone.

[kah]

^^doesn't have a leg to stand on

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Is in agreement that a horse has four legs

[Trazalca]

^^^a horse of a different color.

[neglet]

^^ knows that Washington's white horse wasn't really white.

[Trazalca]

^^^knows how Washington would keep his wooden teeth clean.

[Penfold]

^^ Knows that Grant's tomb surprisingly contains the remains of a little known horse mechanic named Bob.

[kah]

^^Knows that Elvis never really died- he just became Marlon Brando- who is now dead

[Trazalca]

^^^has trouble convincing anyone of her Elvis sightings, especially when she sees him in the kitchen making peanut butter-bacon sandwiches.

[kah]

^^clearly knows very little about Elvis- since he ate fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches

[Trazalca]

^^^is very clearly unaware of Elvis's bacon.

[kah]

^^wishes he could take a bite of Elvis's bacon

[Trazalca]

^^^wishes she WAS Elvis's bacon.

[Meathead]

^^^really needs a good rant to let off steam

[Trazalca]

^^ has been keeping his meat in hiding for a very long time now.

[omicron]

^^ wonders why he's called Meathead when it's mostly his ass that's shown around here.

[Senormac]

^^ has been saving all of the meathead "rear" shots in a little black photo album and wondering when a new one will appear

[American]

^^^come on! Admit it...you want to see more of Meathead's ass

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Has them all saved in order of date posted

[Trazalca]

^^^has them all printed out and pasted all over the ceiling above his bed.

[Cuchulainn]

^^ Has printed out pictures of Munchkins over his bed.

[kah]

^^likes white russians, and has a thing about rugs

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Perfer's it shaved

[omicron]

^^ can't spell prefer, and is going to get Neglet all made at him.

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Clearly isn't in the know

[kah]

^^thinks he knows what it means to "be in the know"

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Knows everything and nothing.

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Likes to think he knows what he's talking about

[Metuzalem]

^ Knows "something".

[Jakester]

^^dude whose sig I'd currently most like to fuc_k

[TrixieB]

^^hasn't met a sig that he wouldn't like to fuc_k!!!

[madi]

^^ would like to know how to f-ck a sig.

[TrixieB]

^^ knows me all too well!!

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Just had her Jakester givin title revoked

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Will get demoted if not careful.

[Senormac]

^^ likes to watch...just like Chauncey Gardiner......

[Sgt. Awesome]

/\

Likes to avoid the situation intirely.

[Jakester]

^^gets Negs "made" at him.

[kah]

^^likes the smell of plastic and salt- reminds him of his girlfriend

[neglet]

^^ in training for the 20-second potty dash in the next new-mom Olympics.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Could be an "Everybody Poops" coach.

[Trazalca]

^^^ doesn't know the half of it.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Knows twice as much of half of what everyone else knows.

[neglet]

^^ is trying to trick us with his mad math skillz.

[Trazalca]

^^allows herself the privilege of misspelling her own words so she could spank herself later once her guilt reaches at a critical level.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Ready with the paddle.

[neglet]

^^ if he had caught Traz shifting from present tense to past tense verbs modifying the same subject, he could use the paddle.

But he can't. It's mine, and I'd like to see anyone try to take it from me.