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Asonokirk V 2.0
05-01-2006, 09:27 PM
For those of you interested, here is the history of the Cinco de Mayo holiday that will be celebrated in a few days. I live in Los Angeles, so this is a big deal here:

Historical background
In 1861, in response to Mexico's refusal to pay off its debt, Britain, Spain and France sent troops to Mexico; they arrived in January of 1862. The democratically-elected new government of President Benito Juárez made agreements with the British and the Spanish, who promptly recalled their armies, but the French stayed, thus beginning the period of the French intervention in Mexico. Emperor Napoleon III wanted to secure French dominance in the former Spanish colony, including installing one of his relatives, Archduke Maximilian of Austria, as ruler of Mexico.

Confident of a quick victory, 6,500 French soldiers marched on to Mexico City to seize the capital before the Mexicans could muster a viable defense. Along their march, the French already encountered stiff resistance before Zaragoza struck out to intercept the invaders.

The battle between the French and Mexican armies occurred on May 5 when Zaragoza's ill-equipped militia of 4,500 men encountered the better armed French force. However, Zaragoza's small and nimble cavalry units were able to prevent French dragoons from taking the field and overwhelming the Mexican infantry. With the dragoons removed from the main attack, the Mexicans routed the remaining French soldiers with a combination of their tenacity, inhospitable terrain, and a stampede of cattle set off by local peasants. The invasion was stopped and crushed.

Zaragoza won the battle but lost the war. The French Emperor, upon learning of the failed invasion, immediately dispatched another force, this time numbering 30,000 soldiers. By 1864, they succeeded in defeating the Mexican army and occupying Mexico City. Archduke Maximillian became Emperor of Mexico.

Maximilian's rule was short-lived. Mexican rebels opposed to his rule resisted, seeking the aid of the United States. Once the American Civil War was over, the U.S. military began supplying Mexicans with weapons and ammunition, and by 1867, the rebels finally defeated the French and deposed their puppet Emperor. The Mexican people then reelected Juárez as president.

Bark
05-02-2006, 04:49 AM
There is no better way to celebrate a just coup of an unjust coup then getting drunk!

sickness
05-02-2006, 08:15 AM
Hey, why not? There's no better way to celebrate snakes being driven out of Ireland than getting drunk so I say celebrating a coup by drinking is even more reasonable!

Asonokirk V 2.0
05-02-2006, 09:06 AM
Yes, holidays are a way for everyone with an alcohol problem to enjoy a day of guilt-free drinking. I am not judging, merely observing . . .

:)

Meathead
05-02-2006, 07:57 PM
Alcohol problem? Alcohol has no beef with me! And I have no beef with Alcohol!

Remember, drunks don't go to meetings!

ellenora
05-05-2006, 11:49 AM
Thanks for the brief history lesson. ~elle

Bill_the_Pony
05-05-2006, 06:05 PM
Drunk people..... What glorious company to be in. :rolleyes:

Just an observation. :wink:

Bill_the_Pony
05-06-2006, 03:27 AM
~very early, the next morning~

~door loudly bursts open~


"WELL, GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY, RISE AND SHINE!"
:)

~loudly SNAPS open window blinds, opens window, allowing a shaft of blinding sun to penetrate dark, alcohol-reeking room~

"WHY, JUST SMELL THAT FRESH MORNING AIR, AND LOOK! BEEEEEA-YUTIFUL SUNNY DAY, TOO!"
:)

~power lawn mower passes by JUST OUTSIDE WINDOW~

"I JUST LOVE THE SMELL OF A FRESHLY MOWED LAWN.....DON'T YOU?"
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"LOOK! THERE'S A GARAGE SALE NEXT DOOR! MY GOSH, LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE!"

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:p

ellenora
05-06-2006, 08:16 AM
obviously playing around with the font size is appealing to some. :rolleyes:

sickness
05-06-2006, 09:49 AM
Haha, Bill! Your powers are useless against me! I didn't go out last night and didn't drink but I DID get 12 hours of sleep!

tstone
05-06-2006, 11:04 AM
Fifth of Helman's. Wotta holiday.

Bill_the_Pony
05-06-2006, 04:18 PM
obviously playing around with the font size is appealing to some. :rolleyes:


eh? :confused:

Space Tycoon
05-07-2006, 06:50 AM
Fifth of Helman's. Wotta holiday. Helman's? Haven't heard of it.

I didn't drink at all this weekend. Up until recently I would have gotten drunk at least once. But I've found that alcohol is depriving me of my youthful vigour, so I'm going to to make yet another effort to cut back or even cut it out altogether.

I did have way too much caffeine though... :jump2:





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