Jakester for President.....

[Immortal1982]

This folks, is called a spam thread, but un sure you already knew that.;) :p :D

But lets admit it, its good to be back. Now lets get posting....

~SkY~

[Queen Mae]

I'm so tempted to say "Who's Jakester?" But it's the very fact that I know who he is that propels me to say "NO!" :p

[Space Tycoon]

I vote yes.

I'm generally supportive of Jakester's positions regarding keeping up relations with international bodies.

[Trazalca]

I concur with Tycoon. His ties to the inside on many international fronts are compelling, to say the least. :rolleyes:

[Intelligent_Design]

I love How this software tells you who voted for who. So now Jakester can hold a grudge with certain posters if not elected:)

[neglet]

I figure I have to take the advice of those who know him best, so I vote with the Queen.

Besides, if she's the Queen and I don't vote her way, she could order "Off with her head.":eek:

[Queen Mae]

Do you play.... croquet?

[neglet]

... only with the testicles of males who displease me.

:eek:

Those tiny mallets are tough to find.

[TrixieB]

... only with the testicles of males who displease me.

:eek:

Those tiny mallets are tough to find.

There is a pair that I'd like to use for that right now!!!!

[Minion]

I had to vote no...though I have my reasons!

Christ compelled me.

Minion: All about being compelled.

[Jakester]

Suck it, Wavey. Suck it long, and suck it hard, 'cuz you know Mae ain't gonna do it for you, you stinking so-and-so.

[Minion]

So formal Jake...how could I refuse!

Minion: May never be the same again.

[Cncrman]

Well of course I am going to vote Yes. Otherwise I won't get my government funded cornholing (http://www.playcornhole.org/). Geez.

[MPG]

I voted "George "Dubya" Bush is better....", but only because I didn't know that people could see what I vote for and that this way my secret adoration for Bush would be revealed.

No, actually, I voted against Jakester because power corrupts, and I want him to stay his old innocent self.

[Jakester]

That was sweet, Moop. Pass me some more of that Anal Ease, wouldya?

[rappites]

Like this one here. . .It did not take you all long to corrupt it. It is funny to read it though.

And No on Jakester for President. Nothing would get done. . . .Oh, well, how is that different from the president we have now.

[Cncrman]

And No on Jakester for President. Nothing would get done. . . .Oh, well, how is that different from the president we have now.

The difference is that as apposed to GW's approach of fucking us over all at the same time, Jake would take time to fuck us over individually .

It's the details really.

[rappites]

^I agree with that one.

[Jakester]

Hey, I just realized that the racist fuckwad voted for me. I'd like to officially remove myself from Presidential consideration.

[Senormac]

I vote NO.....I don't want there to be a SEX TAX

[rappites]

I think you mean masturbation tax.

[Jakester]

Aww, heck, I wouldn't tax sex! Heck, I'd even subsidize hookers.

[Jakester]

Wait. I'm back in the game because when I win, I'm going to put Ken Foley in my cabinet. And by that, I mean that there's going to be a hidden cabinet in my Presidential Podium. He'll be in there. Oh, did I mention the glory hole? And everyone will think I'm pissed at him because in the middle of a speech, I'll yell, "Suck it Ken Foly! Suck it long, and suck it hard, you bitch!"

So, vote Jakester in...'0something.

[kah]

:rolleyes: Why do I bother defending your honor?


Oh, right. I'm bored.

[KingVoyeur]

I just wanna know what your campaign slogan is going to be.

[Lavoruis]

I rather hate pet dog, as president. Both these two are incapable
of train of thought.