David Blaine

[Metuzalem]

Just a thought.



World's biggest attention seeker?



After his attempt to break the record for holding your breath underwater, one of the agencies here reported "He stopped breathing after 7 minutes."
I should hope he held is breath from the start! Cheating bastard!

[Intelligent_Design]

Cheating bastard!


He is on steriods?

[Minion]

David Blaine is Barry Bonds!

Minion: I knew it!

[Son of Gilbert]

David is the answer to all that is wrong with the world. Through magic we can achieve peace and world wide happines.....awww fuck that I just watch the show and it's a bunch of CRAP, he just setting us up for the second attempt so he can make more money.

[Natalie]

I thought there was false marketing. Everything I saw and heard about it claimed that if he couldn't get out of the chains and the tank he would "die."

His poster even says, "failure means a drowning death," but then they had all those medical people, rescue divers, etc. there to save him.

http://shop.davidblaine.com/catalog/20_drownedstoresmall.jpg

I was promised a "drowning death" if he couldn't do the stupid thing and he didn't do the stupid thing and didn't drown so I felt jipped.

Okay, I'm not completely heartless, I don't really want anyone to die, but the least the could have done was not spend two hours talking to every rescuer available in the audience, every doctor telling us that he was in dire straights, and let us believe he was going to die so when they finally jumped in to rescue him, we'd have cared a little bit more.

[Intelligent_Design]

David Blaine is Barry Bonds!

Minion: I knew it!
Barry bonds's Cranium is the water tank.

[Metuzalem]

He is on steriods?

No no, I mean the report suggested he only started holding his breath 7 minutes into the attempt to hold his breath. It was just badly worded English is all.