great product

[omicron]

Beer Belly (http://www.thebeerbelly.com/)

Now the obnoxious fat guy in front of you at the game makes you wonder. Overweight? Alcoholic? Both? You decide!

Omi

[Queen Mae]

It's also a fantastic way to avoid getting laid.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

It's also a fantastic way to avoid getting laid.

We guys have been behaving badly for eons, yet you women keep coming back. If having a beer belly REALLY kept guys from getting laid (I've noticed women tend to disregard certain physical (and mental) flaws in us men when we have an 8 inch or larger penis), then the human race would have died out a thousand years ago.

Women are enablers. I'm not complaining, just observing.

[Space Tycoon]

Actually women are attracted to strength, physical and mental. It's hardwired into their brains.

Unfortunately, that means they often go for men who are obnoxious, arrogant, even misogynist. The fact that these men are not afraid of anything makes them prime candidates for both protectors and providers for their young.

It's called sociobiology. Look into it.

Penis length is negotiable. If having an eight-inch(or thereabouts) unit was all it took... well let's just say I'd probably be spending less time on this board.

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[Asonokirk V 2.0]

Actually women are attracted to strength, physical and mental. It's hardwired into their brains.

Unfortunately, that means they often go for men who are obnoxious, arrogant, even misogynist. The fact that these men are not afraid of anything makes them prime candidates for both protectors and providers for their young.

It's called sociobiology. Look into it.

Penis length is negotiable. If having an eight-inch(or thereabouts) unit was all it took... well let's just say I'd probably be spending less time on this board.

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See, even you think that having a large penis contributes towards your ability to attact women. I mean, when a woman says something that claims a "beer belly will hurt your chances of getting laid," I have to question how honest a comment that really is. If that were true, how come I see so many women with guys I can't comprehend are even able to have a woman?

Women don't seem to have their own best interests in mind a lot of the time when it comes to men. At least it seems that way to me.

[Space Tycoon]

I mean, when a woman says something that claims a "beer belly will hurt your chances of getting laid," I have to question how honest a comment that really is. If that were true, how come I see so many women with guys I can't comprehend are even able to have a woman? Hey, you'll have to take that up with the Queen, not the Tycoon. :D


Women don't seem to have their own best interests in mind a lot of the time when it comes to men. At least it seems that way to me.

Biologically, they sort of do. "I don't know why I love him... but I do." I hear many women say. Well, it's because women simply are not physically or mentally attracted to wimps. Period.

It's good for us men, really, when you think about it. Gives us an incentive to push our limits and step outside of our comfort zones.




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[Asonokirk V 2.0]

Hey, you'll have to take that up with the Queen, not the Tycoon. :D




Biologically, they sort of do. "I don't know why I love him... but I do." I hear many women say. Well, it's because women simply are not physically or mentally attracted to wimps. Period.

It's good for us men, really, when you think about it. Gives us an incentive to push our limits and step outside of our comfort zones.




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Yes, they do get us out of our comfort zones, don't they? Let's cut to the end here: if it wasn't for women, men would still be living in caves. What few of them that there would be . . . :)

[neglet]

See, even you think that having a large penis contributes towards your ability to attact women. I mean, when a woman says something that claims a "beer belly will hurt your chances of getting laid," I have to question how honest a comment that really is. If that were true, how come I see so many women with guys I can't comprehend are even able to have a woman?

My best guess would be that said fella didn't have the beer belly/triple chin/bad combover/insert flaw here when he first attracted the woman. Charm them while they're young and stupid, bring them flowers every once in a while to remind them you're not that bad, and then you let yourself go! :smirks:

[Jakester]

I dunno. Tony Soprano was gonna nail Julianna Marguelese (or however you spell her last name). He's not the epitome of physical fitness.

[fastcar]

It's great. The more I drink the better I look to you. Instead of the other way around.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Unfortunately, it's these kind of men and the kind of women that go for them that breed like roaches. :rolleyes:

~thinking back to the moron I used to work with who thought he was more of a man than me, because he was straight and had a wife and kids....two from failed marriages....who said that if his son turned out gay, he was no son of his....and who came out of a work restroom that he just finished polluting, holding a Playboy magazine, loudly exclaiming that "if this chick walked in the room right now, I'd punch my wife in the face"....~ :rolleyes:

[kah]

Unfortunately, it's these kind of men and the kind of women that go for them that breed like roaches. :rolleyes:

~thinking back to the moron I used to work with who thought he was more of a man than me, because he was straight and had a wife and kids....two from failed marriages....who said that if his son turned out gay, he was no son of his....and who came out of a work restroom that he just finished polluting, holding a Playboy magazine, loudly exclaiming that "if this chick walked in the room right now, I'd punch my wife in the face"....~ :rolleyes:

I agree. Heterosexuals like the people you are talking about give the rest of us a bad name. Well, if it makes anyone feel any better, the people who are like that, usually end up miserable and alone after they've run off, or tried to do better than, their equally horrific excuse for a human being partner. That's when they find out they are shallow and worthless, and spend the rest of their lives drinking and getting fatter.