Who remembers this game?

[neglet]

I'm not sure it'll work with the new software, but here goes.

[neglet]

Okay, I admit it, I'm just trying to catch up to (O)DJ in post count.:green:

[Trazalca]

Post counting is not allowed in the new boards.
Didn't you read the rules?
And no slouching either. It's bad for your posture.

[madi]

It does kind of suck that my count is like 3. It took me over a year just to get to 100 the last time.

[TrixieB]

Just post inane things like Jake does... OK... not QUITE like Jake does. Your count will go up in no time.

[madi]

*Looks for something inane to say, but then realizes she just said it*

[southpaw]

What is this all about?

[Meathead]

Monkeys in mittens.
http://www.chomickmeder.com/ cmwebimages/luluhead.jpg

[Kaeos]

Booger.




Hey Meathead, hows it going?

[Jakester]

I Love Lamp!

[southpaw]

What is this? You people are insane. :jumpie2:

[madi]

You expected something else from this board?

[DarkJedi]

Yeah, I know southie...what do you expect.

Things are back to normal. :D

Almost normal......no SQL errors anymore.

You'll catch me, Miss Spanky. I just had a head start because I had to test things before we let the boards go public.

[neglet]

So, you're saying you want me to catch you and spank you? :o

[DarkJedi]

That's the general idea, yes.:winks:

[omicron]

Get a room, you two. ;)

Omi

[Cncrman]

Who needs a room?

[DarkJedi]

You and the Munchkins.

[Cncrman]

You want to start that here? :p

[Trazalca]

ODJ? You know darn well that just sends the wrong impression.
How dare you suggest defiling the Munchkins! :green:

[Meathead]

kaeos! WASSUP my brother?
Looooong time no see!

[omicron]

Meathead, how's it hanging?

Omicron

[Cncrman]

It's good to see everybody. It's like a high school reunion!

[DarkJedi]

Oompas defile themselves all the time so why can't I return the favor to the "other" stranger midgets?

[KingVoyeur]

Damn, I'm such a newbie. :(

[Cncrman]

Be careful ODJ, Oompah Love will get you or your offspring. Just ask Traz.

[Meathead]

Meathead, how's it hanging?

Omicron
Low and lazy and to the left... :D

[neglet]

Your ass gotten a bit droopy lately?

And who will be the first to post a picture of it here, anyway?

[DarkJedi]

Are you saying Oompa Love will get me offspring or get me...."get me"....Still, I guess it's better then Munchkin foreplay.

[Trazalca]

Shame on you Cncrman! How dare you link my breeding skills with
the mortifying likes of Oompahs! And if that were true,
all my kids would look like Deep Roy, of whom they certainly do NOT.

You're slowly stoking the fires of our old debate sir.
Watch it. :green:

[Cncrman]

You know the irony of this conversation is I just went back to the old boards last night and re-read that whole debate.

To Traz: Don't make me bring up the fact your Trazlings are on my side in this debate. Should I even start singing "Agustus Gloop, Agustus Gloop..." I'm not above mental warfare.

[Trazalca]

To Traz: Don't make me bring up the fact your Trazlings are on my side in this debate. Should I even start singing "Agustus Gloop, Agustus Gloop..." I'm not above mental warfare.

:romy:

You're tempting me, aren't you?

[Cncrman]

Apprently tempting you enough to forget the game at hand. I must have struck a cord!

[Trazalca]

To Traz: Don't make me bring up the fact your Trazlings are on my side in this debate. Should I even start singing "Agustus Gloop, Agustus Gloop..." I'm not above mental warfare.

:romy:

Grrrrrrrrrr.....

[DarkJedi]

That's good. I was tempted a long time ago....

What are we talking about again???

[Cncrman]

Making me and Traz mods of a special Oompah/Munckin forum.

[DarkJedi]

What a wonderful idea.

Let me put it on the list of things to do right after "die."

[KingVoyeur]

Oompa Loompas creep me out...

[omicron]

Making me and Traz mods of a special Oompah/Munckin forum.
what's a munkin?

Omi

[DaForce]

It's kind of like Romy, but taller.

[Cncrman]

Apprently similar to a Munckin but not like a Munchkin, which neither of us was able to spell.

[DarkJedi]

You might be leading yourself into a pit of nothingness..asking that kind of question in here, omi.

You have be warned.

Prepare to be assimilated.

[Cncrman]

Run OMI! They want to Imilate your a$$!

[DarkJedi]

Omi wouldn't run away from that. He would embrace it like Aunt Bee's dirty underwear.

He's a freak like that.

[omicron]

I hate Andy Griffith....Opie too

Omi

[DarkJedi]

Notice, everyone, how he excludes Aunt Bee from his hate list.

[Cncrman]

Well in that case Omi must have hidden feelings for Gommer Pyle, Floyd the Barber and Barney Fife.

[KingVoyeur]

He likes the sidekicks.

[MulderLestatBlk]

*pokes thread*

Runs away...:D

[DaForce]

Does it really matter?

[neglet]

Does what really matter?

Our post count?

Of course not.

That's why I keep posting in this thread.

[KingVoyeur]

Who pays attention to post count?

[Cncrman]

Post Count +1

[neglet]

Well, I know some people thinks it gives you validation as a so-called devoted member of this community.

But I know it's not how big your post count is, it's what you do with it.:winks:

[DaForce]

There she goes again with her 'size isn't everything' speech.





[Snarky punchline edited for content]




:D :winks:

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Post count...post count...why the heck are you turning into Romy, Negs?

[omicron]

what an insult!

[DaForce]

Insults show that you care.



:green:

[Queen Mae]

I almost no something you guys don't know and even when I do know I'm not going to tell you.

[TrixieB]

Personally, I think post count means nothing.

[TrixieB]

Of course, it does show that you are on the boards a lot.

[Queen Mae]

Of course you do.

[TrixieB]

And it make you look popular.

[TrixieB]

OK... I'll stop now.

[omicron]

it's simply a number

[DaForce]

I almost no something you guys don't know and even when I do know I'm not going to tell you.


Oh yeah? Well I know that you know that I don't know what you know when you know who does who knows what with the knowledge of Mr. Knowitall.




Take that.

[Cncrman]

Damn Force, I think you just made my brain reboot with that sentence.

[omicron]

I think I am still reading DaForce's post.

[DaForce]

Ya know...even I'm not sure what the hell I wrote. I think I was channeling Traz for a few seconds there.

[Minion]

That could be a fun new side business. Channeled rants.

Minion: We know that they know we know what we know we know they know.

[Queen Mae]

I reread your post several times to see if you were somehow alluding to the fact that you know what I'm talking about.

I don't think you do.

[Minion]

I think I know what you know that you know that no one else knows which you're not going to tell them what you know even when you know what I think I know that you know.

Minion: No?

[southpaw]

You people are scaring me.

[Queen Mae]

Or should we bet with booty?

[southpaw]

Are you SURE?

[Minion]

There is no need to bring Destiny's Child into this....

Minion: By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me.

[Queen Mae]

......damn... I'm having trouble thinking of something witty to say....

[Minion]

Then just fill a post with smilies and call it a day.
:jumpie2::jumpie::jumpie2::jumpie::jumpie2:

Minion: Tada

[DaForce]

Okay, that rhyme was just ga......not right.



:D

[neglet]

Stop that rhyming! I mean it! :romy:

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Meh.

























(You knew someone whould eventually do it.):romy:

[neglet]

Now now now, comments like that will earn you a : romy : :romy:

And you're still not playing the game right.:cool:

[DaForce]

Yup. In order to play the game right, you need to look down and then all around before.....


Did I mention that some bastard at work stole my chocolate rice krispie bar from my desk?

[omicron]

Bastards! Hang em from the tallest tree.

Omi

[DarkJedi]

Get the rope.

[DaForce]

Yeah, the bastards didn't even leave a thank you note.

[Queen Mae]

I can't believe no one asks Neglet for a peanut.

[DarkJedi]

Why would they ask her for a peanut?

Just a peanut, too?

What about butter?

[neglet]

DJ, have you not yet watched "The Princess Bride" 27 times? Otherwise you would know what the proper response is to someone saying: "No more rhymes! I mean it!"

And you say you're not trying to up your post count, but you keep posting in this thread.

[DaForce]

I knew what you were getting at Negs, I just didn't feel like encouraging that sort of behavior.






:D

[Queen Mae]

This vagueness is kind of fun.

The answer to the riddle is something that: :jumpie:

[neglet]

The answer to the riddle is something that: :jumpie:

... needs to pee really really badly? :jumpie2: :jumpie2:

[Queen Mae]

:jumpie: These things are really hypnotic. I think I could spend an hour just staring at them. :jumpie:

[neglet]

:jumpie2: :jumpie: :jumpie2: :jumpie: :jumpie2: :jumpie:

I know what you mean. But I wish we could use more than six in one post.

What's really fun is if you click to change the page and the jumpies briefly freeze at the bottom of the animation. They're all squishy!

[DarkJedi]

I can change it if you really need it changed..

What should be the limit?

[neglet]

If it's a matter of keeping the board functioning smoothly, I'll stop complaining. Will too many smilies in simultaneous use slow the board? I know nothing of this wondrous new software, save that it is new. And shiny.

If slowdowns aren't a problem, I'd think 20 smilies is a nice round number. It's enough to play with, but not so many that you could fill more than one line of the bulletin board with them.

[DarkJedi]

It is done.

[DaForce]

Whatever happened to the smiley with the poking stick?

I thought he was especially useful for threads that were either being ressurrected or bumped up.

And the little guy that flipped people off. C'mon, he wasn't offensive.

[DarkJedi]

:poke:

[Minion]

That's the thing with this new software, you can add vast amounts of smilies to the mix right Fearless Leader? Not that I'm condoning any sort of that behavior....especially to a point where it turns into the DeviantArt smiley list.

:poke:

Minion: It's almost neverending...

[DarkJedi]

I can but I'm not. I should also seperate them and make sure the {more} link provides its uses so our smile box doesn't go all nutty.

[DaForce]

:poke:


Cooooool.



Thank you...

[Minion]

All I request for future additions is the one where a smiley is whipping a dead horse.

Minion: Has his reasons.

[DarkJedi]

Hmmm, I don't like the new smiley order...time to change again

[DarkJedi]

You heard meeeeeeeeeee.

There we go.

[DaForce]

Okay, I get the winky smiley, but what's up with the smiley with one eye closed?

Is he the one eyed smiley?















I have a one eyed smiley.


Yeah, you knew I was going to go there sooner or later.

:D

[omicron]

Nice new smileys. I think we should get rid of one of the jumpies and add a barf http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/puke.gif

omicron

[neglet]

:jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2: :jumpie2:
Yay for smilies!!!
:jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie:

[DarkJedi]

The one eyed smiley is gone Daforce...just so we don't have to get lead into that set-up again.:winks:

[American]

11 pages in 2 days. Not bad.

But then, who the f cares? :green:

[DaForce]

It's not what is said, but in how you play the game.


If you don't know the rules, sometimes you can't play the game.


Are you in the game?


Are you game?








Do you have game?

[Cncrman]

DaForce likes the Crying Game...



...or Boggle.

[KingVoyeur]

Is the Crying Game personal for Daf?

[DaForce]

Actually, I prefer naked Twister if you must know.















With plenty of olive oil. :winks:

[Minion]

Jesus...you know you can just go to any reputable adult store and buy gallons upon gallons of lube for naked twister. There is no reason to resort to using olive oil....

Minion: Could make a joke about bread but won't.

[neglet]

But olive oil is heart healthy! And Twister is good exercise!

<Guess who just had a bad cholesterol reading. Stupid genetics.:romy: >

[DaForce]

Must be all those Tim Bits, huh? :winks:

[TrixieB]

Hmmmmm.... Tim Bits and Timmy's coffee!!!!!!!!!!

[Minion]

I refuse to eat or drink anything that comes out of some guy named Tim's "bits"

Minion: That ain't kosher.

[TrixieB]

You haven't lived until you've had Tim Horton's coffee!!

[Minion]

Everyone says that....everyone....and I'm beginning to wonder if I'm some sort of corpse.

Minion: Didn't know coffee was as vital as blood...

[DaForce]

I'm not a coffee drinker. I can't drink something that induces my body to vomit.


Guess I haven't lived. :green:





:D

[Sgt. Awesome]

I'm not so fond of coffee myself - but I do like my mint mocha fraps... those things are good.


This is Q by the way... that Cinescape account was about 3 or 4 years old - figured I should update to my current common name and email...

[American]

Who cares about coffee. Now...how about those Bears? What? They lost? Shit.

Okay...how about those Seahawks?

[Sgt. Awesome]

I don't follow American football. Alright... I do... I'll watch the Superbowl. It's well played stuff.

[American]

Admit it! You watch it just for the commercials!

[Sgt. Awesome]

No, I'm in Canada so we get our lame commercials. I have to go online and watch the offical ones.






Which I do.

[DaForce]

Football is boring. Booooooring. Not as boring as baseball or basketball, and definitely not as boring as golf, but boring nonetheless.

[TrixieB]

I like football OK, but I loooooooove baseball!! Yeah it can get dull, but the whole baseball experience... the park, the warm summer night, the crack of the bat, the beer and pretzels... one of my favorite things.

[DarkJedi]

Football is great but what is said above is very, very true. Baseball is the best for all reasons mentioned above and a ton more...

[omicron]

All sports are great, except for curling of course

[TrixieB]

Hey... I like curling!! Actually, if it's an Olympic sport, I love it! I will watch anything associated with the Olympics. *sigh* I can't wait until Febrary.

[Sgt. Awesome]

I'm totally pro-curling. What other sport can you drink and smoke while playing.

It's supprisingly intense at the compeditive and extreamly friendly as well. I was watching the Briar, Canadian tournament. And one team told the other what shot might work. So then it became more about skill then anything else.

I still like hockey more though.

[TrixieB]

I like hockey OK, but I'm from the South, so we just don't really understand it. My 13 year old daughter, however, has discovered it because of a young player for the Penguins by the name of Sidney Crosby, according to her, "He's soooooo hot!!!!!"

[American]

I like hockey OK

I like Hockey too, but to confess, just for the fights

[TrixieB]

I have been to a few hockey games and I like all the action and stuff, but I really don't understand all the rules. We have the 'Canes just about an hour away and we have a minor league team in my town.

But you are right, the best part is the fighting.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Yeah - He's from Canada.

http://www.nhl.com/hockeyu/rulebook/
Go crazy.


The game of "Ice Hockey" shall be played on an ice surface known as the "RINK."

(NOTE) There shall be no markings on the ice except as provided under these rules without the express written permission of the League. On-ice logos must not interfere with any official game markings.

It is dry reading though.

[Kaeos]

I have been to a few hockey games and I like all the action and stuff, but I really don't understand all the rules. We have the 'Canes just about an hour away and we have a minor league team in my town.

But you are right, the best part is the fighting.

Ditto - the Sabres are about an hour west and we have their local farm team here.

Honestly, I just don't get the fighting. In any other major sport they're fined and suspended for it, but in this league they're encouraged. Kinda pointless in my view.

[Scotia]

Jesus, you folks have it made. I have to travel 12 hours to Boston to catch game. And the Bruins are hideous.

As for the fighting, yeah it's pointless. More tradition now than anything else. The league has cracked down on a lot of it, but, it clings to the sport and continues to paint it as a game for goons. Which is a shame. Just look at players like Staal and Crosby and you can see how sweet the game really is. And Crosby is outstanding, just a magician with the puck. I watched him play minor hockey against guys 4 and 5 years his senior and he dominated. He is for real.

I'm into the Olympics aswell. Especially short track speed skating. Now, thats a sport I would like to see more often on TV. Very exciting to watch. And the wipeouts are something else.







Mmmmmm, hockey...

[DaForce]

Hockey's okay, but I'm pretty much done with it after that stupid lockout last year.

[Sgt. Awesome]

It's gotten so much better. The rule changes rock.

[DaForce]

Nope. Done with it.

That was the last pro sport I was watching. Now I don't watch any of them.

[Sgt. Awesome]

How 'bout Professional Midget Tossing? I hear the NMTL is picking up steam.

[Scotia]

.....ahhhhhh



















I get it.

[Sgt. Awesome]

I just realised I should have made a bad pun there... and didn't... which would have prompted a wave of bad puns... which would cause these boards to shut down. With the punocity. I should probably throw a pun in here now for good measure... but I just can't think of any right now... I should do my french homework. Hopefully someone else is feeling punchy and can cover for me.

[neglet]

Puns? I love word play. And dictionaries. Nothing is more fun than to look up a word and find out it means something completely different than what you thought it meant. Or to find words that look innocent but mean something dirrrrty. Like "mirkin." That's the word of the day today. Find out its real definition and then post a word of your own. That would be a fun game.:D

[American]

You like "word" play, but what about...nope...scratch that! :D

[KingVoyeur]

What are we, fourth-graders?

[Scotia]

Puns? I love word play. And dictionaries. Nothing is more fun than to look up a word and find out it means something completely different than what you thought it meant. Or to find words that look innocent but mean something dirrrrty. Like "mirkin." That's the word of the day today. Find out its real definition and then post a word of your own. That would be a fun game.:D
Goodness, I believe a "mirkin" is a wig, or more correctly, a female afro for the nether regions. Very popular with 70's period pieces, I would imagine.

Here's mine. What is a rusty trombone?

[Minion]

What is with all this sports talk? Why are we not discussing the true pastimes of our collective society? Such wonderious inventions as synchronized mountain goat herding or the ancient art of gentlemen's fisticuffs?

http://www.geocities.com/lone_wolf_92001/Fisticuffs.jpg

Minion: Put up your dukes gents, for we fight the glorious fight!

[DaForce]

I prefer underwater basket weaving....

..free diving, of course.

[Sgt. Awesome]

I could see how that would be amusing. Do you perfer salt or fresh water arenas?

[DaForce]

Fresh water is okay...for amateurs.

To really experience underwater basket weaving at it's finest, it needs to take place in salt water and surrounded by sharks.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Do the sharks have laser guns on their heads?

[DaForce]

But of course they have frickin laser guns on their heads.

Even sharks are entitled to a warm meal every now and then.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Are there pirates waiting for you on the surface?

[southpaw]

This thread........what is it about? I don't get it.

[Sgt. Awesome]

I think that we need more sandwiches.

[neglet]

Mmmmm, sandwiches.

I think I shall have a tuna sandwich for lunch. With just a smidge of light mayo and pickle relish.

It's not tuna salad without the pickle relish.

[Sgt. Awesome]

I like mine PB&J.