LOTR joke

[alaristhered]

A man named Mike Eng is running for Assemblyman. Hearing this on the radio, I wanted to write a soundbite if he loses:

"I would have followed you, my brother… my captain… Mike Eng!"

[Bill_the_Pony]

Badimp-TISSSSSSSSSSSSSH ! :eek: :lol:


That's a rim shot, not a town in Middle Earth. :lol:


GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAN. :romy:


:o


I used this in the Lounge it it didn't get a single response. :romy:
Dunno why, it killed them in Osgiliath. :dunno:


Question: Why didn't Frodo and Sam just drive to Mount Doom?















Answer: Because the traffic there was MORDOR!

:lol: AHHHHHH, HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! haa............................. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





























:o

[kah]

Is that your thread-killer, Bill? :wink:

lol, I do secretly chuckle a little every time I read it. Mostly because of all your hahas at the end. :D

[alaristhered]

Bill, I used your joke on my LOTR loving 13 year old niece. She rolled her eyes.

[Bill_the_Pony]

I see the lost art of Vaudeville stays lost. :romy:


Not that I was around when it was....ehh, whatever. :ohwell:


:D

[alaristhered]

Ah, don't feel bad, Bill. Not too much humor in LOTR, after all. So if no one gets it...ah, whatever.

[jayce78]

Aahhhhahahahahaha . . . .

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/8042/dcg0.png (http://imageshack.us)

''Now your scrooged''!!!

[alaristhered]

Hey, who changed my little nickname? "Handle with extreme caution?" I love it!