How will U go out?

[Trazalca]

And by that I mean your death.

Well apparently this site assumes to know better than God,
so if you go here (http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/), and enter the info, you'll learn how your untimely end
will play out. Here's mine:

"While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face."

Oh goody. I can't wait. :rolleyes: :dunno:

Note: And yes, I did confirm that if you put in the exact same info, you'll still get the same answer. It doesn't give a random answer like other places do. I checked.

[Trazalca]

:lol:

[omicron]

An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.


Hmm that's wierd, I don't even know my neighbors. But since I am extremely lax in taking care of yardwork, I can see them getting pissed off.

Honestly, though, don't know how much I can believe them if they can't even spell 'retrieve' correct. :)

Omi

[Trazalca]

An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.


Hmm that's wierd, I don't even know my neighbors. But since I am extremely lax in taking care of yardwork, I can see them getting pissed off.

Honestly, though, don't know how much I can believe them if they can't even spell 'retrieve' correct. :)

Omi

I guess the Grim Reaper needs to get himself a spellchecker,
or a visit from Neglet! :eek:

[neglet]

If I input my first name only, I get this:
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

Really, I would never be that stupid. So I input my first and last name:
Your son, who is sick of being over-disciplined, attacks you in your sleep with a knife, stabbing you repeatedly.

My son is much too sweet for matricide. Besides, he likes discipline. So here's first, middle, and last:
You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep.

I suppose that's not stupid or unlikely, but it is pointless and unimaginative. So let's try "Neglet":
A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

There, now that's bizarre enough that I can live with it. Er, die with it.

[Trazalca]

With Trazalca:

"Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun."

Don't own a gun. So I'm good there. :smirk:

With First and Last name:

"While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler."

:eek:

I liked everything except for that peeler part.

Traz:

"A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change."

No chance. That would have been in my LAST job as part of a Y2K avoidance project. :smirk:

[sickness]

First Name:

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

First & Last:

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

First, Middle, Last:

You die from a ruptured spleen.

Sickness:

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

These people have no imagination.

[Cncrman]

Geez, every single one I pick starts with

"After/During a heated argument..."

Do I piss people off that much?

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

First name only: "While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die."

This is interesting. I always eat dinner at home alone. And I've had thoughts about accidentally choking, especially when I'm having steak. Hmm.

First and last name: "A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club."

Something else weird, I have a crazed friend who plays golf, and is always trying to get me to go and play . . . Hmm.

First, middle, last name: "An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint."

I can see a scenario where an ex-friend might want me dead (not at this point, but things change). So, these scenarios aren't that far-fetched.

[Trazalca]

For the fun of it:

Britney Spears:

"You are locked in a room and forced to listen to your own music for days. To end the torture, you beat your head into a wall until you die."

Kevin Federline:

"Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel."

:D

[DaForce]

Using my first name:


While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.


Funny, I would have thought this would have been the way Neglet went out.


Using my first and last name:


While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.



Fairly possible. I do seem to attract psychotic women.


DaForce:

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.


Hmm...well, seeing as how I don't drive anymore, I don't see this as a possibility.


Using my given first name (I go by my middle name):


While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.


Change 'candy factory' to 'brewery', and 'taffy pulling machine' to 'fermenter', then we'll have a possibility.

[TrixieB]

With my screen name:

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

Um... no.

With my real first name:

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

Oddly, likely.

With my full name:

While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

hmmmmm.... Much more likely than I care to admit.

[kah]

First & Last Name

You forget to put out a burning candle, and your house starts ablaze in the middle of the night. Unable to escape in a timely manner, you burn to death, trapped within your own home.


I don't burn candles.

First Name

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.


Possible- crazy people everywhere.

First, Middle, & Last

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.


Boring...

Screen Name

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

4 years ago, I would've said- absolutely. Now- it'll be that one night I decide to let loose.

[Jakester]

An angry neighbor beats me to death with a shovel.

[Penfold]

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death.

Yikes. And I just read that part of Haunted too.

[sickness]

Maybe Pat Robertson will go out with his tibia or fibula through his forehead. Don't think so? Read this (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060526/ap_on_re_us/robertson2000;_ylt=Arw9rsenWoPGUvJf8gDJ0ias0NUE;_y lu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-) and imagine the possibilities.

[Jakester]

Ronald Reagan yields, "Shouldn't you be dead already?"
George W. Bush yeilds "The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics."
William Jefferson Clinton doesn't fit.
Bill Clinton gives a regular response.
Elvis: "You're already dead, but you'll continue to be seen in gas stations throughout the country forever."
John F. Kennedy: "JFK is dead."
Turns out that Jimmy Hoffa, "Was the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker." Who knew? (aside from the Death Psychic)
Satan (age: 666): "I can only predict the deaths of humans, not other dieties."
God: "Which god are you referring to? I know many."
Jesus Christ: "You were nailed to a cross. It looked painful!"

[Monic]

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed."

:eek:

[Monic]

BTW.... :lol: Jakester

Michael Jackson: "While walking, you drop your nose and trip on it. Your mostly-plastic body shatters into pieces."

[kah]

Ronald Reagan yields, "Shouldn't you be dead already?"
George W. Bush yeilds "The Death Psychic does not get involved in matters of politics."
William Jefferson Clinton doesn't fit.
Bill Clinton gives a regular response.
Elvis: "You're already dead, but you'll continue to be seen in gas stations throughout the country forever."
John F. Kennedy: "JFK is dead."
Turns out that Jimmy Hoffa, "Was the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker." Who knew? (aside from the Death Psychic)
Satan (age: 666): "I can only predict the deaths of humans, not other dieties."
God: "Which god are you referring to? I know many."
Jesus Christ: "You were nailed to a cross. It looked painful!"

I like this sight even more now.

[KingVoyeur]

First name:

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Well, I don't know any midgets, but I think this might give me a few nightmares!

First and Last:

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Oh my. The same thing twice.....maybe I should start watching out for little people....

First, Middle, Last:

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

I'll hafta learn how to do that "pain is only in the mind" meditation thing!

KingVoyeur:

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

Nah, too boring.

Just for fun:

Tom Cruise: Struck by lightning and killed while walking dog during a storm.

Oprah Winfrey: A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you.