The Person above you 2.0

[Immortal1982]

Since the other thread is at 900 posts, i think its time to go with a new one.

oh and since i get to be the butt of the first joke here, I demand a free beer.

[Kaeos]

^^Can't wait to crack open a cold one to celebrate Pt 4, 5 and 6 :lol:

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^^has "cold one" ready for delivery . . . ^^

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^ has a big joint to go with that beer

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^^^believes in beer fairies^^^ :)

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^^wants to sprinkle some fairy dust in his magic bag

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Ran out of fairy dust to sprinkle

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

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Used fairy dust as a garnish, until finding out the ingredients.

[southpaw]

^started using fairy dust after finding out the ingredients.

[neglet]

^^ shows where excessive fairy dust is on the furniture by using the "white glove test."

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^started using fairy dust after finding out the ingredients.

Well, YEAH, D'uh! :)

(Sorry, had to respond to this)

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Jumped the cue

[southpaw]

↑ keeping things in check.

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Forges checks with his right hand

[TrixieB]

^^ uses his left hand for... well, something else.

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^^ needs more picks on her myspace

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Has some she could use, from his 'personal collection'

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^^"personal collection" has http://www.safetysign.com/en/images/products/G5711.gif on outside of box.^^

:)

[Trazalca]

^^^ secretly makes all of his posts in a bunker under his house, perfectly safe from all atomic attacks.

[neglet]

^^ doesn't worry about atomic attacks when there are toxic-waste-filled diapers at his house.

(toxic waste = "Three Mile Island" diapers, which aren't as bad as the dreaded "Chernobyl" diapers = toxic waste + loss of containment)

[Trazalca]

^^^ keeps a hazmat suit under her bed for just such an emergency, mostly during babysitting duties.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Has interesting "interviews" with the babysitter.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

^^ Knows this, because IS the babysitter! ^^

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Has used their services before

[colmatrix]

Have I finally done it? Can I post again?

[Trazalca]

^^^ Seriously needs to be welcomed back! :D And post that line in the question thread. :rolleyes:

[Jakester]

^^Wants me to "Think Traz," which I do! I do!

[southpaw]

^^and used up a whole bottle of lotion doing so.

[Kaeos]

^^^Preferrs to use a bottle of starch

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Needs to get off the bottle.

[Jakester]

^^loves the nipple on the bottle.

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^ dreams of sucking on a nipple besides his own

[Sgt. Awesome]

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Has three nipples.

[Rowanberry]

^ is the third person in a row to mention nipples in his post. :p

[Jakester]

^^shouldn't be surprised that I mentioned nipples, and should also probably show me hers.

[TrixieB]

^^will show you his if you show him yours. (Nipples or pretty much anything else)

[neglet]

^^ still likes to "play doctor."

[Trazalca]

^^^ keeps a pair of surgical gloves and a jar of KY for just such an emergency.

[KingVoyeur]

^^ Prefers handcuffs to gloves.

[southpaw]

^^Leader of the looky-loos.

[Trazalca]

^^^ keeps high-powered binoculars in his glove compartment for those "special" opportunities.

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^Wonders if Southpaw is made of fur

[neglet]

^^ worries what people might think of his own hairy palms.

[Son of Gilbert]

^^^ lets me use her crazy quilt when ever I need it