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Start YOUR day with some meat. :jump2:

[TrixieB]

Some of us do like to start our day with a some weiners!

I mean... um... those little link sausages... yeah!! That's what I was talking about :wink:!

[tstone]

I like 'em pink in the middle. Juicy.

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[Bill_the_Pony]

Oh, you mean rare to medium rare! :) Do you use A-1 or Wors....Worch.... Wersch...Lea & Perrin's? :)

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I think you'll agree it is a nice one! :)

[sickness]

The box for this thread in the forum reads, "This thread is brought to you by Bill_The_Pony." Why read on? I already know Bill has created a thread. Where's the mystery? You gotta have a hook, man!

[Bill_the_Pony]

Well, it got ya to read, didn't it? :)

It got ya to POST, didn't it?
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[sickness]

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[kah]

I had a dream last night that I was in a bacon eating contest.

[Intelligent_Design]

Thats why Alice Dated the butcher.....He brought home the Meat

[Daltons Chin Dimple]

If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, then why did he make them all out of meat ????

[kah]

And make them taste so good?

[Bill_the_Pony]

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While safe meat is a good thing, once every so often, a piece of meat that cause damage is always welcome. :)


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[Metuzalem]

I'm a firm believer of treating each day like it's your last on this Earth. With that in mind, I'll have steak for breakfast please.

[Jakester]

All things in moderation.
Except, of course, for moderation.

[Al-Dog]

In our society most people eat cows and chickens, but get upset when other people from other cultures eat dogs and horses (or other people for that matter)? I mean its all meat, right?

[omicron]

yeah, but it's whether it's cute or not. Ugly animals don't deserve to live :) Why do you think people get all upset about dolphins getting caught in tuna nets, but no one gives a shit about the tuna.

It's all public relations, I tell ya. :D

[Trazalca]

I'm curious. What out-of-the-ordinary meat products have you guys tried?
For myself, I can only claim having tried venison ( I tell myself it's the one deer Bambi
hated, and my conscience clears up quite nicely), duck, lamb, squid, and alligator.

Anyone else sampled outside the typical chicken / fish / beef / pork standards?

Mmmm...fried alligator nuggets! :popcorn:

[TrixieB]

Good question, Traz. Let's see... venison, rabbit, alligator, rattlesnake, ants (they were chocolate covered), squid, snails (Yummmmmmmy!!! I adore escargot!). I think that's about it.

[sickness]

I've had deer, bear, duck, lamb and squid. It all tastes like chicken. :Laugh:

[kah]

I pretty much lived off venison for a couple years. I had horse tongue once- it tastes like meaty flavored gum. :OhWell: Not recommended. If it can be hunted, I've probably eaten it- except bear. No one I know shoots bears. I've had buffalo (a little dry- don't ever ask for it well done, it'll be a hockey puck) and ostrich (texture is like steak).

[rappites]

I have had turkey.

[sickness]

Ah, yes. Buffalo. I have had buffalo in a burger. It's actually a much tastier and leaner meat leading to better burgers.

[Jakester]

I've had ostrich burger, but not buffalo. Ostrich was pretty good.
Oh, and alligator. It tasted like swamp.

[Senormac]

You've had buffalo sick? wow.....I want to try it....theres a place up the river that sells buffalo steaks. I've been meaning to go up there and try one....but just hav'nt yet.

[rappites]

Use to eat road kill too. Could never tell what animal it was. So, I cannot tell you what kind of meat was in the stew.

[Nostromo]

Paradise is a place where cheeseburgers grow on trees in a field of fried onions. :D N

[neglet]

Duck is excellent but not all that exotic. I've yet to try goose, but they're ornery birds, I wouldn't mind trying it.

Snapping turtle makes good soup. The meat is mild-tasting but is tender like good pot roast.

Octopus (had it as sushi) is a bit rubbery for my taste. If we're eating eight-armed dwellers of the sea, I much prefer calimari. (As long as it's fresh ... best calimari I ever had was on a Greek island.)

Gator nuggets aren't that different from chicken nuggets. You're only tasting batter anyway.

I am not that adventurous, unlike Mr. Neglet, who will try anything once. The nastiest, he says, was baby eels in their own ink (eaten in Spain). A few months ago he was in China and had fried scorpions. They eat them stingers and all ... and they taste kinda like chicken nuggets.

[kah]

Yuck.

When I worked for a Greek, he had 4 sons who hunted geese in the fall, so their mother and I would clean them and I would always go home with 1 or 2. I can't say I like the taste (to me they taste like liver smells). It's certainly not worth all the work to clean a whole goose to roast it. I swear I spent 2 hours cleaning a duck once, only to get a couple extra scraps of meat, barely enough to feed 2 people. If you are going to go duck hunting, just cut out the breasts. Wrap them in bacon and bake them.

[sickness]

You've had buffalo sick? wow.....I want to try it....theres a place up the river that sells buffalo steaks. I've been meaning to go up there and try one....but just hav'nt yet.
Yep. When I was working in the great state of Texas this fall. They know how to make a great buffalo burger.

[SlamShut]

I'm a firm believer of treating each day like it's your last on this Earth. With that in mind, I'll have steak for breakfast please.

I'm a believer, too. Consequently, for breakfast each morning I consume a one-pound sirloin steak, a side of fried onions, six fried eggs, a half-pound of hash-browns, biscuits-n-gravy, a nice fat hypodermic shot of heroin into each eyeball, an eightball of coke, three hits of acid, and a right smart tall stack of double-chocolate-chip-chicken-fried-peanut-butter-potato-pancakes in chunky butter bacon gravy sauce. And a small diet coke.

[kah]

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