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southpaw
06-04-2006, 01:05 PM
From Associated Press
June 03, 2006 5:47 AM EDT



CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Monty Coles was 3,000 feet in the air when he discovered a stowaway peeking out at him from the plane's instrument panel: a 4 1/2-foot snake.

Coles was taking a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside in his Piper Cherokee last weekend and was preparing to land in Ohio when the snake revealed itself.

"Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this," said the 62-year-old Cross Lanes resident.

But advice given 25 years earlier from his flight instructor sprung to mind: "No matter what happens, fly the plane."

Coles attempted to swat the snake but it fell to the pilot's feet, then darted to the other side of the cockpit.

While maintaining control of the single-engine plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the reptile behind its head with his other.

"There was no way I was letting that thing go," he said. "It coiled all around my arm, and its tail grabbed hold of a lever on the floor and started pulling."

The next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance.

"They came back and asked what my problem was," he said. "I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."

After a smooth landing, Coles posed for pictures with the snake, then let it loose.

"That snake resides in Ohio now," he said.

kah
06-04-2006, 07:12 PM
There's snakes on da muthafuckin' plane, yo!

sickness
06-04-2006, 07:25 PM
The pilot was heard by air traffic controllers to say, "I want this motherfucking snake off this motherfucking plane!"

Jakester
06-04-2006, 09:47 PM
Nothing else you can do when you've got snakes on da muthafuckin' plane.

Trazalca
06-05-2006, 04:13 AM
"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane."

Sounds like a quote Jakester would have given on any given flight. :smirk:

Jakester
06-05-2006, 07:41 AM
Have given, Traz. Have given.

Trazalca
06-05-2006, 08:21 AM
Yikes! Jakester whips out the grammar paddle! -Does Negs know about this?

fastcar
06-05-2006, 08:31 AM
It's the same thing as his snake,,, right?

sickness
06-05-2006, 09:24 AM
Yikes! Jakester whips out the grammar paddle! -Does Negs know about this?
I don't think that was the grammar paddle, Traz. I think it was a confirmation. :D

Trazalca
06-05-2006, 11:08 AM
I don't think that was the grammar paddle, Traz. I think it was a confirmation. :D

Yeah. I saw the double entendre.
Jakester is the Austin Powers International Man of Mystery for the boards.
Sans glasses, of course. :smirk:

(Pssst! Bokchoi, where are you?)

sickness
06-05-2006, 11:31 AM
Funny you should mention Austin Powers since I've been noticing lately that I have his chest hair pattern almost to the most minute of details (although not nearly as thick). Can Jakester claim that?!

DaForce
06-05-2006, 11:45 AM
Funny you should mention Austin Powers since I've been noticing lately that I have his chest hair pattern almost to the most minute of details (although not nearly as thick). Can Jakester claim that?!


I think you're spending way too much time in front of the mirror.


Time to put the lube down, and step away from the mirror.

Jakester
06-05-2006, 11:46 AM
No sicks, I can't claim that. Wouldn't want to, either. Not a big fan of hair, unless it's on a chick's head.

sickness
06-05-2006, 12:37 PM
No sicks, I can't claim that. Wouldn't want to, either. Not a big fan of hair, unless it's on a chick's head.
And obscuring her face from view as long as it's somewhere near your bunghole? :D

sickness
06-05-2006, 12:37 PM
I think you're spending way too much time in front of the mirror.


Time to put the lube down, and step away from the mirror.
Gotta get my Pro-Tan on! Hehehe...

DaForce
06-05-2006, 12:49 PM
Gotta get my Pro-Tan on! Hehehe...


Uh huh.





"Pro-Tan".






:ohwell:

sickness
06-05-2006, 01:02 PM
What? You think pro bodybuilders all end up with blackface just by spending time in tanning beds?

DaForce
06-05-2006, 03:34 PM
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